Saul Goodman Roasts

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I swear. Please don’t cancel me before chapter 1. Anyway, I was a stand-up comedian. Not the good kind who gets Netflix specials. The kind who gets hit with beer bottles and told to “Meet me backstage. You’ll get one more mic.” One night, I was performing in a bar so shady, even cockroaches walked in with bodyguards. It was full of tattooed bikers who drink engine oil, smoke burnt rubber, lick silencers, cry over their exes, and still believe their fists are a valid debate technique. And there I was—trying to make them laugh using yo mamma jokes and dark humor so black it should’ve come with a flashlight and some cotton. They didn’t laugh. I kept going. One of them pulled out a gun. I cracked a joke. He cracked my skull. Bullet. Brain. Curtains. Boom. But here’s the funny part: I always wanted to be a successful comedian. Maybe get a standing ovation. But what I got was Uncontrollable Blood Ovulation. Still, I had dreams, man. Big dreams. Make people laugh. Marry someone who doesn't need two chairs to sit. Eat three meals a day, Own a yacht (the humble kind with a helipad) I wasn’t greedy. I would have donated 0.01% of my wealth to charity. I only wanted 99% of everything. But fate, karma, God, or probably the trends of Webnovel had other plans. Because instead of resting in peace… I woke up in another world. A fantasy world full of monsters, heroes, magic, kingdoms, war… And zero comedy clubs. Just my luck. So now I’ve got a second life, a rude system, and maybe a power or two. But being a Hero is secondary. First, I am gonna roast dragons, clown on kings, incest—invest, I mean invest and make the whole world laugh until they cry—or kill me again. Either way… Welcome to the story of the most dangerous thing in every world— A man who won’t shut up. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

Synopsis: “I Reincarnated as One of the Three Stooges in a Fantasy World” Saul, a worn-out man stuck in the grind of daily life and a fan of cliché light novels, has his life abruptly ended in a dark alley—right after finishing the disappointing finale of his favorite story. But death wasn’t the end—it was just the prologue. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself in a new world... in the body of Enrico Solcren Ferreira, a minor, pathetic character from that very same light novel. Overweight, lazy, and doomed to be crushed by the protagonist in a duel already set in motion, Enrico is the kind of background joke who barely survives the first arc. Now, with a sarcastic system, humiliating stats, and only two weeks before his inevitable public defeat, Saul must defy the story’s original fate. To do that, he’ll have to grow stronger, break clichés, and turn this stooge into a real contender. Reincarnating as a worthless villain has never been this desperate… or this entertaining. ---

"I was never meant to be here." In a world where Gifts determine status and power, Saul Mayne stands at the top — a sword-wielding prodigy blessed by fate. Louis Hall follows closely, heir to a billion-credit empire with talent and pride to match. Then there's Paul Wayne — a nobody. No background. No family. No rank. Just a strange tattoo on his hand and a broken system that shows a question mark where his identity should be. He shouldn't even be at Diamond Academy, the elite combat school where future heroes are forged. But the invitation came. The uniform fit. The door opened. Now trapped in a sence that isn’t his, Paul must navigate ruthless guilds, overwhelming talents, and an academy designed to chew up the weak. But there's something wrong with this world. And Paul Wayne might be the glitch that changes everything. --- An academy setting. A mysterious system. A forgotten extra with no place in the script. The truth behind his existence… starts now. ---

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"

In the remote village of Rawasedep, the villagers follow an old warning: never roast crow meat beneath the full moon. The ritual, known as The Crow Satay, is believed to summon every kind of spirit and demon. From restless ghosts to ancient entities beyond human understanding, all are said to be drawn by the scent of burning feathers. Kliwon, a rational folklore researcher with no belief in the supernatural, returns to his late mother's village to document forgotten traditions. In an attempt to prove that fear is rooted in myth, he performs the ritual himself. That night, the air becomes heavy. The rice fields fall silent. And then, the shadows move. What begins as a simple experiment turns into a night of terror as Kliwon is confronted by headless spirits, cloaked figures, and creatures that should not exist. But the ritual did more than summon them. It awakened something buried deep within Kliwon's bloodline, something the villagers were too afraid to speak of. As the veil between worlds begins to tear, Kliwon must face the truth of who he is and what he has unleashed. Once the crows have been fed, there is no turning back.

Kevin was your average gamer and student—until a vending machine fell on him. Now reincarnated into a fantasy world where goblins roam and dragons roast knights for breakfast, he finds himself bonded with the Mission-Driven Power-Up System (MDPUS for short—yeah, try saying that five times fast). The catch? The system never stops talking, throws ridiculous quests at him, and has a store filled with everything from basic sword skills to “Ultra Giga Dragon-Slicing Headbutt EX.” Armed with sarcasm, a wooden stick, and an overpowered shopping cart, Kaito embarks on a journey filled with action, dumb luck, snarky banter, and explosive misunderstandings. Did he mention he's somehow the chosen one? He didn’t sign up for that part.

For nine years, he’s been the king of awkward side-glances and silent admiration, hopelessly crushing on her, Mabel Dorothea, from afar. Now, with just nine days before school ends, this socially anxious high schooler, Eric Russel, has to do the unthinkable: actually talk to her. Armed with sweaty palms, zero experience, and a ticking clock, he’s about to embark on the most nerve-wracking mission of his life. Will he find the guts to confess, or will his inner monologue keep roasting him into silence? "Thinking of her... She would either become my wife or my biggest heartbreak"

I am going to die. That’s how the game goes. The less I know, the better—a hardcore otome game where the tragic villain, Johan Von Matilda, is fated to fall by his own daughter’s sword. A mere stepping stone for the protagonist to win the main heroine’s heart. And now? I’m him. “…Are you kidding me? I won’t let my daughter become a simp with no personality!” The problem is, I am just a healer with money and influence; my daughter hates me and is obsessed with him. The protagonist is obviously the one with unlimited plot armor. Blessed with Schrodinger’s Cat—an overpowered skill that makes him literally unkillable. Ding! [System: Gambler’s Gambit Initiating…] [All choices lead to a different ‘ending’… Choose wisely.] [Earn points based on your choices. Points can be used to gamble.] “Hahaha! Be prepared to be broke, system! People don’t call me the Gacha God for nothing!” [Quest 3 Triggered: Fate had another plan] [1. Actually become a traitor and betray the kingdom] (Rewards: 5,00,000 points) [2. Start twerking aggressively towards attacking Selene] (Rewards: 1 Million points) [3. Kill yourself dramatically: Yell to Leonard that “they will come after you too old friend” and bite your tongue.] (Rewards: A massive civil war will break, killing millions all over the world) [4. Beg for mercy while calling Leor your father. Kneel and ask if he’s proud.] (Rewards: Two million points and a possibility of survival.) [5. Accept your fate] (Rewards: Death) “...WTF!!” Yet a devious grin appeared on his face. This time, he will decide the ending, no matter what. “What?” “She’s still alive?” “…Wait. This isn’t how it was in the game. Why is the protagonist… changing?” [Warning: Even though at face it appears like any normal webnovel, I will warn ya there are many uncomfortable things and strong topics, grimdark stuff, and tragedy, more like Reverbed Inanity, but with dark humor, not everyone can read it with straight face, so be prepared, but I think even if you never read books like this, you will like this, cause it's done in a pretty fresh way.] [Discord: https://discord.gg/uXjPSCMwBZ] A.N.= A lot fun things here in the server like philosophy channel, team roast nights, gaming weekends, book club, Self improvement club, anime club, music hub, just started yesterday so still building, you will be the first members and pillars of this epic creative community I have envisioned, of course character art will be there as well...Nsfw too Ahem, there are many things and we are evolving everyday, come here and join this journey too :)

While enjoying the favor of a handsome man, she learned that her country was ruined and her family was destroyed. What should a fallen princess do? Xiang Ying says, of course, she should use space to her advantage, empty the palace, and leave nothing for the enemy army! As the captain of a post-apocalyptic infrastructure team, she was thrown into a book by an explosion. The enemy army entered the palace, famine was impending, and she was encircled as a prisoner of war, taking care of three children. Such a catastrophic beginning made Xiang Ying exclaim, the good days are coming! Compared to the post-apocalypse, what is this? On the road to exile, while others suffered, she enjoyed melons. When everyone else was munching on dry bread, Xiang Ying and her children were savoring sumptuous meals. Everyone grew thinner, except for the three children who remained plump and cheerful, patting their bellies and saying wildly: Mother, we can’t eat any more, really! Xiang Ying, holding hot pot, milk tea, and roast chicken, enjoyed the scenery along the road, hoarding supplies as they fled, making life more flavorful. The villainess mocked her: What use is only having food? You're still a conquered slave! Xiang Ying pulled out the Imperial Jade Seal: Right, from today onwards, I will be the Empress. The enemy army was dumbfounded; she never said the thirty thousand wanderers she brought were elite troops! * On the day Xiang Ying restored her country, the man who accompanied her through hardships held her hand. Jie Chen: For the sake of our three children, can we finally become official? Xiang Ying: Men should keep to their places, not seek a title. Jie Chen: ...With the country as my betrothal, my Jade Seal and my nation are all yours. Xiang Ying: Deal! Tonight's our wedding night!

Wu Feng was just a failed livestreamer with a sharp tongue and no filter—until he died mid-rant and reincarnated into a cultivation world as a “spirit-rootless trash orphan.” But instead of cultivating the Dao, he cultivates disrespect. Bound to the Petty System, Wu Feng gains power by humiliating hypocrites, roasting arrogant disciples, and dismantling centuries-old traditions—publicly. Armed with illusions, verbal kung fu, trolling combat arts, and a complete immunity to shame, he climbs the ladder of power by becoming the most disrespected man in the realms. While others ascend through pills and enlightenment, Wu Feng rises through poetic insults, sabotage, and theatrical revenge. The path of the Petty Sovereign has begun—and no one’s reputation is safe.

The game world chose its players, assigning them a class and a talent before sending them into the rifts, the lands of infinite opportunities. Dean, having died once and escaped his normal life, woke up in this strange world. By luck, he obtained the greatest opportunity in life, becoming a player. There's just one problem. "What the hell am I looking at..." Looking at the abstract lines before him, he realized that his amazing, exciting life as a player had come to a premature end, forcing him to return to being a 9-to-5 scholar once more. --- feel free to roast this book, harsh criticisms are welcome

Abandoned by a system that forgot them, Lena, a widowed mother of three, scrubs floors by day and sells roasted corn by night just to keep her children from going to bed hungry. Her youngest daughter, Elia, is bright-eyed and bold, while her older daughter, Mara, is quiet but sharp as a blade. Together, they dream—not just of survival, but of greatness. When a chance encounter leads them to the world of online commerce and digital entrepreneurship, the two girls begin building something in secret. What starts as a small project on a borrowed phone becomes a movement—and a transformation. But dreams come at a cost. As their business grows, so does the danger—from jealous neighbors, ruthless scammers, and even their own doubts. Now, the family must decide how far they're willing to go, and who they’re willing to become, to rewrite their story. Ashes to Emeralds is a powerful tale of grit, resilience, and the quiet fire of family bound by love and fueled by ambition.

William Zeta, un joven universitario atrapado en la rutina de una vida predecible, ve su existencia truncada en un instante absurdo: un accidente callejero lo arranca del mundo que conoce. Pero la muerte no es un final, sino una bisagra. En el limbo entre la carne y el espíritu, su conciencia se fragmenta, se disuelve, se transforma… hasta despertar en el cuerpo de un niño desconocido, en una realidad donde la magia y la memoria se entrelazan como raíces invisibles. Ahora llamado Xahir Quenn, William despierta en una biblioteca impregnada de misterio y símbolos indescifrables. Dos niños, Kael Barrón y Saul Contreras, lo llaman por un nombre que no reconoce pero que, de algún modo, le pertenece. El pasado del nuevo cuerpo irrumpe en su mente como una tormenta, mientras sus pensamientos se debaten entre la incredulidad y una certeza silenciosa: ha reencarnado en otro mundo. Entre libros polvorientos y murmullos del alma, comienza a comprender que esta realidad no es solo una fantasía escapista digna de los animes que solía ver. Es una segunda oportunidad. Un escenario donde la existencia se reinicia… pero bajo reglas aún desconocidas. En este nuevo ciclo, William —o Xahir— no busca regresar. Busca despertar. Escapar de su vida ordinaria no es su único deseo: ahora quiere descubrir qué significa ser, cuando el nombre y el cuerpo dejan de ser límites, y el alma empieza a preguntar.

William Zeta, a young university student trapped in the routine of a predictable life, sees his existence cut short in an absurd instant: a street accident tears him away from the world he knows. But death is not an end, but a turning point. In the limbo between flesh and spirit, his consciousness fragments, dissolves, transforms... until he awakens in the body of an unknown child, in a reality where magic and memory intertwine like invisible roots. Now called Xahir Quenn, William awakens in a library steeped in mystery and indecipherable symbols. Two children, Kael Barrón and Saul Contreras, call him by a name he does not recognise but which, somehow, belongs to him. The past of his new body bursts into his mind like a storm, while his thoughts waver between disbelief and a silent certainty: he has been reincarnated in another world. Amidst dusty books and whispers from the soul, he begins to understand that this reality is not just an escapist fantasy worthy of the anime he used to watch. It is a second chance. A scenario where existence is restarted... but under rules that are still unknown. In this new cycle, William—or Xahir—does not seek to return. He seeks to awaken. Escaping his ordinary life is not his only desire: now he wants to discover what it means to be, when name and body cease to be limits, and the soul begins to ask questions.

Meet Boom. Just Boom. (Or sometimes "Lord Skibidi Rizzbender 3000" — he changes it every chapter. Don’t ask.) He’s the most powerful being in existence. He’s also the most accidentally destructive. Every time he tries to help, planets go boom, galaxies vanish, and cows get launched into orbit. All he wanted was to save a cat. Now the United Nations and the Multiverse Council are begging him to STOP helping. He’s tired. Emotionally bankrupt. Socially confused. Also wearing a hoodie that says “RIZZ GOD420” and sipping juice while the universe explodes behind him. But the real problem? He can’t die. He can’t chill. And worst of all — He keeps breaking the 4th wall to roast YOU, the reader. This isn’t your usual sad boy overpowered antihero arc. This is a meme-fueled, Gen-Z-certified, internet-breaking chaotic comedy saga that goes from zero to planetary extinction in 0.2 seconds.

After an accident, the interning surgeon, Qiao Mo, transmigrated to the beastmen world and was forcefully brought back to the tribe by a huge, snow-white wolf! What? The wild beasts in this world can take human form, and the beastmen are all muscular and extraordinarily handsome? Moreover, this was a matriarchal society where the females were allowed to have multiple male partners? The handsome and burly wolfman gave her two choices. First, become his mate and give birth to his cubs. Second, resist desperately and become a barbeque for tonight's bonfire banquet. Qiao Mo said, "I'm still young, I really don't want to mate! Can you wait for me for two years?" The wolf king smelled her scent and said, "You're already in heat; you're not young anymore." Qiao Mo sobbed as she clutched her sanitary pad tightly. Why must she transmigrate when her period was here? Why was having her period synonymous with being in heat, and why must she mate? Why were they treating her like an animal? Later on, Qiao Mo also discovered that the food eaten by beast-people seemed to only consist of roast meat without even a hint of salt. 'It's all right, I'll help you salt your food! Besides that, I'll also satisfy your appetite with Chinese food!' Qiao Mo also realized that the beastmen feared getting hurt and was extremely careful when hunting because injuries were almost certain to lead to death. 'It's alright, I'm a surgeon! Although I'm only an intern, minor illnesses and injuries are nothing to me! Occasionally, I'm willing to undergo major surgeries too!' Qiao Mo also realized that the beastmen often starved to death in winter. 'It's alright, I'll teach you how to preserve food! I'll teach you how to grow food and put animals into captivity!' Yet, eventually, Qiao Mo found herself at her limits. The proud and powerful white wolf, the cold and ruthless poisonous snake, the noble and cold lion… After filling their stomachs with food and drinks, after their tribes started to grow stronger, they kept blocking the entrance to her door every night and asked to mate with her!

[DROPPED] "Sometimes seeking power and respect can lead to you forgetting what made you embark on such a life." That was what my first master said to me, but I never understood what he meant by that. Seeing the people I once saw as chess pieces looking down on me in my weakened state, I start to recall those words. "Hope you suffer in hell!" Those words sealed my fate... I was killed... Not. What kind of tyrant would I be if I were killed by such a trashy plan? I had prepared for such a day... well, more like I already knew their plans from the very beginning and prepared. Anyways, time to relieve my life and take it easy this time, no chasing after power, just me and a hammock on some beach. *Cue regressing in time music* ------------------------------------------------ Please give the first ten chapters a try. The Harem tag does not mean he would have a lot of girls, just those who are interested in him. AN: First novel, pls support with roasts in the comments o0o. Join my discord: https://discord.gg/BZ3Mmr89

“He gave me a potato... First, I mocked him... But then I ascended to a new level...” “I asked him for his name... He calmly said: Just Potato Man.” “He offered me mashed potatoes, and I woke up with mana seeping out of my eyeballs...” Welcome to Olythera—a world ruled by mana-infused warlords, sword saints who split mountains, and mages who duel with meteor storms. Power is earned through blood, battle, and divine right. ...Except for one man. A barefoot farmer, wearing a burlap sack, carrying a hoe like it’s the holy grail, and offering you a warm, slightly salted potato. Everyone laughed... Until their spell circles shattered and their kingdoms bowed. He is Potato Man. No, he’s not here to save the world. No, he doesn’t want to be a hero. He just wants to wander, grow his crops, and hand out potatoes like a strange, starchy messiah. -But here's the catch:- *Every potato eaten gives him mana.* *Every bite grants XP.* *Feed a village? He levels up.* *Feed a kingdom? He becomes a myth.* *Feed the world? He becomes a god.* -This is the story of a man who:- *Accidentally creates a potato-based religion* *Turns kingdoms vegetarian through sheer spiritual flavor.* *Builds a global potato network to absorb mana across continents, defeats monsters, demons, and emperors… without ever changing clothes.* *A chill, unstoppable protagonist who gains power by feeding people.* *Magic systems, sword-fights, and spirit beasts, all outclassed by a potato.* *World domination via agriculture.* *ZERO harem. ONE hoe.* *Kingdoms crumbling to the scent of roasted starch *Bonus tags: Mana, Slice-of-life, Farming, Huge World, Satire, Single FL, Medieval Fantasy, Potatoes, Wide Character Range.* *Please support the novel with power stones, for 100 a week, I will post 1 extra chapter, for 200-2, and so on.* *Updates: Twice a day*

After enduring three lifetimes of hardships and bloodshed, Bai Feiyin was promised with glitters and rainbows in her fourth life by none other than her contracted beast after it ascends. But before she could even achieve her goal, everything went down the drain as she decided not to fall victim into what...? A con-artist's trap?! "What a bull!" Thrown into a backward existence, she can only grit her teeth and pull a hankerchief in rage. Since she can't directly blame the gods, Bai Feiyin swear to get back with her so-called companion beast. "Argh! Y-you treacherous snake! I knew from the start that you couldn't be trusted! I should have roasted you when I saw you dying the first time we met, not signing that sham contract and work with you to ascend!" The anger in her system didn't subside. "You sent me back to my first life? For real? Wow, wow fantastic! What perfect shit!"  She specifically told him not in this life, that despicable man! "So you want to toy with me? Then be it! I will scour the mountains and hunt you down! I don't believe that I go back in time, you, my contracted beast won't go back as well," she uttered resolutely. Face beet red, burning in rage, she stared intently at the pigeon bloodstone inside her palms with a mark of a serpent's slitted eyes. "Those two other lives filled with war and bloodshed weren't lived in vain. Since you've sent me here, I will bury you along with those greedy pigs from the Bai Main Branch who owe me and my family four lifetimes' worth of debts!" Not long after she bemoaned, "Hmm, no hold on." Revealing a bit rather conflicted look, she tried to suppress her ire upon cooking up something like a shrewd mastermind. "On the second thought, just burying Hong with that regretfully good-looking face of his would be such a pity..." she pondered, but very soon snapped with glee. "Fine, it's a wrap! I will capture that little snake and work his ass like he did to me!" Bai Feiyin, looking like a greedy hyena, found her resolved with bright twinkling eyes that casted away the shadows under her swollen eyes. "Let's sell him off to some rich aunties and get lots of dowries!" *** This will include beastmen but in the form of spirit beasts. There's a hint of cultivation but just subtle that's why I didn't add it as a tag. Please support me thank you!

Welcome to the worst day of his life—which, ironically, turned out to be his big break. After rage-quitting the most emotionally constipated webnovel ever written and leaving behind a 1-star review hotter than dragon piss, our unnamed (but definitely emotionally damaged) protagonist decided to calm down with a vanilla espresso. Too bad it was laced with divine cyanide. Now? He's dead. Very dead. The kind of dead where you're naked in a white void being seduced by a goddess who looks like the final boss of your teenage fantasies. Turns out, said goddess was bored. Bored enough to watch the multiverse like it’s daytime reality TV, and you? You're her next contestant. Congratulations! You’ve just been isekai’d into the very novel you roasted—and you're the protagonist. With a wildcard. Armed with a reality-bending Multiversal Antagonist System, a dangerously sarcastic sense of humor, and trauma from 100 chapters of cringe, our hero is now slicing his way through plotlines like a hot knife through melodrama. Each arc? A new world. Each mission? Survive the cliché, flip the trope, maybe bang a waifu (or two), and get stronger. He’s not here to “grow” or “heal” or “find the power of friendship.” He’s here to dodge drama, humiliate sadboys, and make emotionally stunted MCs cry into their protagonist halos. So sit back, grab popcorn—and maybe a spiritual seatbelt—because the gods are watching, the plots are unraveling, and this man is about to turn the multiverse into his personal comment section. After all, The drama’s scripted. But his middle finger isn’t.

Sikong crossed into a foreign world, where each day of fishing allowed him to break through one realm. Over ten years, he had reached over three thousand layers of Qi Condensation. He thought life would remain peacefully dull forever—roasting the occasional white tiger, catching phoenixes for fun—until one day, the reborn Empress arrived to take him as her master.

While drowning her sorrows and trying to forget her ex, Austin, Natalie finds herself alone at a local club. A fleeting, almost impossible encounter turns her shattered world upside down. Is the quickest way to get over someone to fall under the arms of this fancy businessman? Join Natalie and Theodore in this contemporary romance as they navigate past relationships, lingering traumas, and deep-seated insecurities that occur at the start of any new relationship. Recommended pairing with this reading: A warm cup of dark roast coffee and a sweet treat to savor the sparks of true love—or, for those with a strong constitution, something stronger to brace for the emotional rollercoaster ahead. This work is still in it's final drafting phase, some details and scenes maybe changed before actual release!

Yeats was just your average max-level cooking nerd—until he woke up as the heir to a crumbling borderland noble house. With legendary culinary skills and a recipe list longer than a dragon’s tail, he’s ready to conquer dungeons, slay ancient beasts, and sauté them with garlic butter. A tale of a chef, a swordsman, a poet, and maybe even a king. Fantasy’s never tasted this good.

Dive into a world of action and mystery. A world where strength is what everyone races to. IMPRINTS - a source of power, bound only by your imagination and creativity. Your creativity and conviction is your only limit. ------------------- In an evolved world where Imprints, a mystical power given to every person at birth, define your power and creativity is the only path to greatness, Cael Solvane lives in the shadows of society—an orphan with a mysterious past and a forgotten name. His only inheritance: an enigmatic Imprint called Interval, a power that folds the space between moments. While the elite mold reality with awe-inspiring abilities, Cael survives on government scraps, guided only by an old man who traded roasted chicken for guardianship. But Cael refuses to stay broken. He trains. He dreams. And he believes—believes that his Imprint is not what defines him and doesn't let it shackle him. As whispers stir of a forbidden True Rite and the ghosts of Concord's downfall resurface, Cael is drawn into a hidden war of powers, legacy, and choice. Because sometimes, all it takes to change the world... ...is what you do in the Interval. --- Discover what are "imprints" and it's possibilities. The vast world of Gaion is waiting for a destined reader. __________________ WSA entry 2025 Genre: Fantasy, Action, Adventure, Academy, Future. Themes: Creativity, Imagination, Evolution, Action packed, Growth. __________________ Author's note: Hi guys this is Enterthedragon. This is my first ever novel I've written seriously. I'm not a great writer though my vocabulary is good.This novel is not your typical genre you may be used to. I've put big thoughts into this and it means the world to me. There may be some inconsistency in how it's written but I hope u give it some time and a chance. If you're someone who loves to read new things and appreciates growth, creativity and power of imagination, I'm sure you will love this novel. Please give a Review on what you think about the novel. Constructive criticism is appreciated. Please leave comments if you have a question and I'll reply when I get the chance.

He went to sleep and woke up in a world full of magic, monsters, and morons. He’s not a hero. He doesn’t care about quests. He just wants to survive — and maybe roast everyone who tries to make his life harder. A sarcastic journey through a fantasy world that refuses to leave him alone.

Author: Lone Raut Synopsis (Narrated by Deadpool’s Chaotic Cousin Who Forgot to Take Their Meds): Alright, gather ‘round, folks! Let me spin you a tale so dark it’ll make your therapist retire. Picture this: Yours truly was just another fancy-pants “man of culture” on a serial killer’s hit list—because apparently, collecting rare books and quoting Nietzsche makes you a target. Who knew? (Spoiler alert: I died. Surprise!) But death? Nah, that’s just the opening act. Instead of sweet oblivion, I woke up knee-deep in Saint’s Odyssey—a fantasy novel I once tossed into my “dumpster fire of bad writing” pile. Think Game of Thrones meets Saw, but with more existential dread. And guess what? I’m not the dashing hero. Nope. I’m the guy the author conveniently labeled “Villain.” Cool, right? (Cue jazz hands.) But hold onto your chimichangas, because this “hero”? Oh, he’s a masterpiece of hypocrisy. Smiles like a Disney prince, stabs like a back-alley surgeon. His grand plan? Wipe out half the world because reasons. Classic hero logic! Meanwhile, the gods are upstairs chugging ambrosia and betting on our suffering. Adorable!!!. Well, newsflash, Olympus—I’m hijacking this plot. Reborn with a vendetta and a PhD in chaos, I’m not here to play nice. Rules? Burn ‘em. Heroes? Crush ‘em. World domination? Duh!. This ain’t a redemption arc; it’s a blood-soaked takeover tour. Think Machiavelli with a splash of Joker and a side of espresso. They call me ruthless? Damn right. I’ll out-scheme the schemers, out-betray the traitors, and maybe burn a kingdom or two for aesthetic. The hero thinks he’s pulling strings? Sweetheart, I’m the puppetmaster—and I just cut the threads. Every battle’s a chess move, every ally a pawn, and the board? Oh, it’s dripping in red. And hey, let’s laugh while we’re at it. Ever seen a “chosen one” trip over his own halo? Poetic. Ever roasted a god so hard they literally combust? (Working on it.) This world’s a joke, and I’m the punchline—delivered with a knife. So buckle up, buttercups. The script’s flipped, the crown’s mine, and if the heroes cry about “morals”? Tell ‘em to write a Yelp review. This villain’s rewriting destiny—one corpse at a time. TL;DR: Death was my warm-up. Now? I’m here to conquer, crack jokes, and maybe commit some light treason. World, meet your new overlord. Resistance is hilarious . Hahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

Finn, who had traveled here, turned out to be Luffy's real brother. "My younger brother wants to be the Pirate King," Finn mused. "So, as the older brother, I have no choice but to become the Marine King!" He accessed the god-level selection system and saw the options: "1: Find a mate for Sengoku's sheep. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Common Breed)." "2: Befriend Sengoku's sheep. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Ancient)." "3: Steal Sengoku's sheep and roast it. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Phantom Beast)." "Tell me," Finn said with a mouthful of delicious roasted lamb, "do I really have a choice here?"

Born broken. Bound to a cosmic relic. Now he’s defying fate, roasting arrogant young masters, and forging his own path—one sarcastic comeback at a time

Saul was born with nothing—save for the fading legacy of a long-forgotten master. Derided by his peers and cast aside as worthless, he bore the weight of scorn in silence. Yet from the ashes of defeat, a quiet fire began to burn. With unyielding resolve and a defiance honed by suffering, Saul embarks upon a forsaken path—one shrouded in ancient secrets and cloaked in shadow. Guided by whispers of arcane rites and forbidden knowledge, he sheds the chains of ridicule with every step. From the depths of disgrace to the heights of mystic supremacy, his ascent is not a rebellion—it is a reckoning. And in time, Saul shall not merely rise… he will be revered, as one of the greatest spiritualists the realm has ever known.

Ethan, a terminally ill young man with nothing to lose, retreats to the countryside to live out his final days in peace. But peace isn’t what he finds. Armed with advanced alien biotechnology and a mysterious Hive Mind AI, Ethan becomes the secret god of a miniature “sandbox world,” where time moves faster and evolution is in his hands. What begins as a quiet experiment in gene splicing and ecosystem crafting quickly spirals into a mad, hilarious, and often epic clash between Ethan and a group of unsuspecting players who enter his sandbox through what they think is just a hardcore survival game. Unbeknownst to them, Ethan watches their every move—from evolving chicken-like toxins to crafting sentient furniture—and occasionally smites them with a slap… or roasts them alive for dinner. From engineering magical civilizations and mythical beasts, to trolling overeager players with psychological warfare, Ethan’s sandbox becomes a chaotic crucible of creativity, tragedy, and divine comedy. But behind the satire and cosmic pranks lies a bigger question: can a dying man, with nothing but time and infinite control, build a world where immortality isn’t just a dream?