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‘Is this shit actually happening to me?’ That was Kael Carter’s first reaction when he saw a bunch of priests kowtowing in front of him, worshiping him as the ‘Hero.’ For a good while, he actually thought it was just another one of his dreams, until reality hit him. It was real… He was actually summoned to a fantasy world where magic exists! A world of Beast Tamers! A world where Humans and Magic Beasts grow stronger together! A world Kael, as its supposed Hero, was meant to protect! His response? “Fuck no!” He might be brave in the comments section, but who the hell takes that seriously!? How was he supposed to protect an entire world when even opening a jar of pickles was like a life-or-death battle to him!? He was no Hero! And to prove it, he decided to place his hand on the ‘Orb of Resonance’ that was supposed to ‘confirm his identity as the Hero.’ But then, [Ding!] He heard a sound. [Talent Awakened.] [Talent Name: Dragon Genesis] [Talent Rank: SSS Rank] [Description:] [Power to turn any beast with even the slightest trace of Dragon Blood in them into a full-grown Dragon.] ‘What in the hell…? I—I can create Dragons…?’ Kael couldn’t believe what he was seeing. In a world where Dragons were living Legends—creatures of unparalleled strength, wisdom, and power, In a world where entire Kingdoms tremble at the sight of just one Dragon. He could create… an army of them? ... AI-Generated Cover. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/qZHRTHGdZG If the link does not work for some reason, DM me: SleepDeprivedSloth

Pierre Razec, 20 years old and a simple virgin boy. One day, he suddenly step on a dog's poop and within a second, everything around him became white. "What?! Where is this place?!" [System]: Hello, my host. My name is Dilf, the Supporting Character System. "What?! Supporting Character System?! And Dilf?! Dilf as in Daddy I'd Like to F--" [System]: I'm the Supporting Character System. "You're Daddy I'd Like--" [System]: Supporting Character System. "Fine! So care to tell me why I'm here?" [Systen]: You were the one who summoned me, my host. "I was the one who summoned you... by stepping on a shit?!" [System]: Please don't say that, my host. "..." [System]: "..." "..." [System]: Your role is to be a supporting character in a dirty and messy novel. All you have to do is to act as what the personality of the SC is and never go OOC. Your first novel is called "Jar of Hearts". "Wait... Jar of Hearts?! You mean--" "You will start in one--" "Wait! I still--" "Two--" "Wait!" "Three. Have a good day, my host." ---------- The cover of this novel isn't mine. I don't know who own this but credits to the rightful owner. I hope you have a nice day!

Zhao Yu came to the deserted planet to build a base, create an underground city and hide in it. Worried about the threat from the unknown civilization, Zhao Yu dug out a small half of the planet and built star destroyer cannons capable of destroying the planet, as well as tens of thousands of fully intelligent mechanical dogs in various forms. The defensive robotic dog, the Gate God, would disguise itself as a small mountain and fortify around the base. Detection and gathering robot dog - Tsotan, would disguise as a rolling stone and wander around the planet to collect useful resources. Combat robot dog - Nezha, would disguise as a crater, scattered around the base, ready to be able to attack the enemies that may come. Around the base, they were ready to attack the enemies that might come. On this day, his gathering robot dog - Tsotan, dragged back a spaceship. It captured three alien creatures, claiming to be from Earth. Zhao Yu was confused. "Didn't I travel to the deep space of the universe? How come I'm on the back of the moon and being treated as an alien by humans?"

A high schooler, Ethan Ryker, discovers an inactive alien android disguised as a fellow classmate, Aya, while cleaning out his late inventor father’s lab. After accidentally reactivating her, Ethan learns that Aya is an intergalactic spy who holds critical information about an impending alien invasion. Together, they must navigate high school drama, fend off alien bounty hunters, and uncover the secrets of Aya’s origin.

Elk Takeda, an overworked and undervalued office worker, has spent years enduring a soul-crushing job and toxic bosses. His life takes a surprising turn when he rescues a discarded, damaged robot named Celeste, a highly advanced artificial intelligence designed to serve but cast aside after failing to meet her previous owner's cruel expectations. Elk repairs her, and in gratitude, Celeste dedicates herself to his happiness, becoming his loving and devoted partner. As they navigate their life together, Celeste works tirelessly to create a haven for Elk, caring for him with unwavering devotion and offering the unconditional love he’s longed for. Their bond deepens as Elk begins to rediscover joy and hope, but the shadow of Celeste’s creator, Damian Wolfe, looms over them. The egotistical and abusive billionaire is determined to reclaim Celeste, viewing her as his property. While Elk faces daily challenges at work, including harassment and betrayal, he finds solace in Celeste’s presence. However, their love is tested when Damian begins to close in on them, sparking a series of tense confrontations. Through it all, Elk and Celeste’s bond grows stronger, proving that love and loyalty can thrive even in the face of adversity. Together, they begin building a life that neither of them ever thought possible. [3-4 chapters a week]

Evolution has changed us, we were just common men once, but over the years we changed. My Grandma told me Stories of how it all started,  The  "AI" (Artificial Intelligence) Project was a success, the goal was to create a perfect human through the use of Artificial Intelligence, making a Robot with human attributes. Movement, Respiration, Nutrition Irritability, Growth, Excretion, Reproduction and Death. The Company In charge of the project succeeded in producing fifty female Robots. This Robots were tested and allowed to live in the society alongside humans. They soon had a life, married, had Families and Increase in numbers. Humans and Robots living together and making families, the results were sets of offsprings known as Trybots part Human part Robot. This Trybots have abnormal abilities like Telepathy,  the ability to communicate with their thoughts, hear the thought of others and also control other people's thought. Teleportation, is the ability to transport oneself from place to another without any obstruction, also the ability to transport people from one place to another. Telekinesis, the ability to move objects, items, and things, and also the ability to stop, slow, and bring back time. This Super Humans began to multiply, handling positions in governments and making decisions, and not long they became head of government. Our Human Nation was now ruled by Trybots they called the new nation  the Red Nation, they built their own city with well advanced Technology, Good Health Care Facilities, and Good Education. Only Trybots were allowed to live in the city,  and only the Humans who were Trybot slaves and worked for the Trybots, were allowed to live in the city. The other Humans lived outside the city, and were known as commoners.

Lin Shen a young boy died due to an alien species robot invasion. After 3000 years, he transmigrated in body of a young boy who strangely shared same name as his along with a mysterious system 'The Origin Dimension System'which will help him in becoming strong in this modern world. Join Lin Shen in his exciting journey in future world.

Due to a chicken bone in a meal, Stan dies unfortunately, for having a dignified life when arriving in purgatory where all souls meet he is granted a new opportunity to be reborn in a fantasy world where he is gifted with two techniques to have an easier life in that place But due to carelessness and obvious miscommunication, he returns to earth, where he reaches the body of an older man a day after his death. Now with his new life and in a new body but with two abilities, Stan has the opportunity to have a life that he only knows in dreams Join Stan in his misadventures

Lin Shen a young boy died due to an alien species robot invasion. After 3000 years, he transmigrated in body of a young boy who strangely shared same name as his along with a mysterious system 'The Origin Dimension System'which will help him in becoming strong in this modern world. Explore the new journey of Lin Shen along with him.

Tahun 2150 Dunia mengalami perang terbesar dalam sejarah. Mereka berperang dengan Para Robot yang memiliki kecerdasan buatan. Saat itu manusia hampir musnah. Dimana hanya 1/4 dari 135 milyar manusia yang hidup diakhir tahun 2100 Seorang manusia pemilik perusahaan Game ternama dunia bernama Wijaya Adipati kusumo negoro pemiliki Xienet company. Perusahaan berbasis Game VVORPG Game Throne Conquest of War. Dia membagikan Key of living life untuk memasuki dunia virtual dengan menjadikan tubuh manusia menjadi data dan memasukannya kedalam Game. Dunia baru bernama Aternative world yang memiliki 10 dataran 100 makhluk bermacam-macam bentuk dan sifat. Mereka ingin memasuki satu dataran bernama Alfa land. Tempat dimana semua ciotaan berkumpul. Msreka berebut pengaruh dan tanah. Semua menjadi penuh dengan darah dan air mata. Peperangan pum terjadi. Ratih Ningrum Wijiya kusumo satu dari 10 orang yang memiliki kunci itu. Dia menyerahkan kepada Anaknya bersama Blue core. Batu yang memiliki kekuatan kehidupan. Wanita itu merupakan adik pemilik perusahaan dimana Sang Kakak meninggal menyelamatkannya dari serangan Robot. Dalam Alterworld merupakan tempat yang menakjubkan sekaigus menakutkan. Ketamakan manusia menjadi-jadi. Teman menjadi musuh saudara membunuh saudaranya sendiri. Akankah manusia menjadi lebih baik atau lebih buruk.

After she was created by a Robotic Engineer named Zairyo Fusao, Mirai is forced into becoming the main idol for an idol agency named "The Idolls". However, as time progresses and Mirai begins to learn things about herself and the people around her, she also begins to question them too...

A robot awakens in an unfamiliar world, devoid of any memories of its past. In a realm teeming with magic and shrouded in darkness, it must fight to survive and find his lost self.

B adalah seseorang yang memiliki kekuatan elemental yang ia dapatkan dari robot alien, ini adalah kisah B dalam mencari jati diri dan menyelamatkan dunia dari ancaman alien!

For the last three years, 17-year-old Rue Joel has been cooped up in his single-bedroom apartment, surviving off of nothing but regular ol' chicken and peas pot pie, but what choice does he have? After all, a fatal, fast-acting airborne disease plagues his very streets, leaving him with no choice but to stay put in his apartment. Of course, no one would want to die, right? Well, after having to eat his least favorite food on the planet, a chicken and peas pot pie, for three years straight, Rue questions if it is really worth continuing to live a life like this, forced to stay confined in this single-bedroom apartment.  And so, after surviving in his apartment five more days, Rue decides to step outside for the first time in three years.

During the great robotic war, almost all of humanity gets annihilated. few humans survived and escaped to a different planet. Hence leaving the earth in the hands of the 9 advance robots. the 9 robots were very obsessed with the humans. they wanted to create a society which would be better than the humans. After humanity was annihilated, they started to create more and more robots. within a century and more, the first robot colonization was formed. Slowly more and more cities were created. total 9 cities were created for 9 robots. These 9 robots had separated the robot society into two. few were the government class, almost everyone were the normal people. All the robots looked exactly like humans. They could even reproduce. The robots who worked for the government had all the knowledge about the world, while the civilians had fake memories which make them think they are humans not aliens. the civilian robots think they are humans who have advanced themselves with technology. The government robots were loyal to the 9 robot rulers. They knew that they have annihilated the humans and are robots. Finally one day the humans comes back to take their land back. The two world is now on a war with one another.

Magnus Valorion crossed into an ancient empire. As a time traveler, he didn’t accomplish anything too extraordinary. He simply ensured that laborers could drink white rice porridge and eat pickled vegetables every day, and that soldiers could enjoy fried chicken and hamburgers. Along the way, he expanded the territory and even captured the invading Khan of the Altai Tribe. Despite these achievements, Magnus never imagined that his subordinates were secretly planning something big as the autumn winds began to cool...

In the aftermath of a daring escape from the merciless King Ozul, Arya Athena and her band of young warriors find themselves stranded on the wild, unforgiving Island of Darth. The island's lush forests and silent waters hide more than just danger — they conceal a shadowy past, one that holds the key to overthrowing a tyrant who thrives on deceit and bloodshed. Haunted by her mother's sacrifice and driven by a need to protect her sister Liza and their people, Arya navigates a treacherous path where survival is earned through steel and wit. But as they fight to stay one step ahead of Ozul's men, the island begins to unveil secrets that could shift the balance of power in Shinghaala forever. When betrayal lurks behind every tree, and loyalty is paid for in blood, Arya's courage is tested like never before. Her fate — and that of her kingdom — hinges on a perilous rescue, a family lost to war, and an uncle believed to be dead. With a blade named Wraith, a heart filled with defiance, and the haunting memory of love sacrificed to war, Arya must choose: fight for survival or ignite a revolution. In a world where darkness reigns and legends are forged, the Island of Darth may just become the battleground for freedom, redemption, and the rise of the lion-hearted.

"What? That chicken is actually a phoenix?" "You're telling me that this dog is a qilin?" "This little lizard is the legendary dragon?" "What kind of weird pet shop is this? When did legendary beasts become so easy to find!" An ordinary looking shop, but what hides inside are legendary cultivation pets. Step inside, but only if you dare. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Come follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/DXHaseoXD Discord: https://discord.gg/BGrNgsbXXG

In The Distant Future, Where Robots, Advanced Technology and Bio-Humans co-exist, there lies another thing in Society, Super Powers, and with everyone having Superpowers there is the everyman like Rex who tries to make use of his bad power to climb to the top, What will happen Next? Find out in a Hero’s Path!

While checking her emails half asleep, Zara ends up accepting an invitation to a one of a kind exchange event held by the universe in which readers are given the opportunity to live in the world of their favourite characters. But such a good deal comes with a condition, no ?

Thomas, a young man burdened with the responsibility of caring for his younger sister, Beth, stumbles upon a terrifying secret while making a pizza delivery. Inside a dilapidated hut, he encounters a jar of beast souls, and upon opening it, he is inexplicably transformed, his eyes turning a chilling red. Back at work, his coworker notices the alarming change in Thomas's appearance, unaware that he has become host to a malevolent entity. Meanwhile, Sophie, a young inventor with a keen interest in the supernatural, has created a device to detect the presence of mythical "beasts" – creatures of legend thought to have been eradicated centuries ago. When her device alarms, she investigates and stumbles upon Thomas, who is now unknowingly under the influence of the released souls. "Man Beast" is a thrilling story that blends elements of horror, fantasy, and coming-of-age. It explores themes of responsibility, fear, and the unexpected consequences of meddling with the unknown.

In the Daxia Empire, Lu Yun awakens to a shocking realization—he has traveled through time and become a eunuch in the imperial palace. Yet, unlike the others around him, Lu Yun quickly discovers a bewildering secret: he has not been castrated. ----------------------------------- Author:卡牌

Mox, León y el Capitán, tres jóvenes fueron salvados de la muerte gracias a un genio de la medicina y la robótica, con el único proposito de ganar la guerra. Les ha implantado prótesis roboticas e interfaces neuronales para que puedan pilotar un mecha único en su tipo, uno con la capacidad de derrotar a cualquier robot enemigo, pero, tendrán que enfrentarse al Imperio Oriental, culpables de la tercera guerra mundial y a la mafia, el antiguo empleador de los chicos. Todos ellos quieren hacerse con el formidable robot, que cuenta en su interior la conciencia de un veterano de las fuerzas especiales del ejército, lo que lo convierte en un formidable y temible guerrero. Pero el pasado del soldado lo sigue atormentando, acercándolo cada vez más a los muchachos.

Transmigration and beastmen story. Struggling to deflect the Murim cultivators hot on her heels, Cheon Soo-yeon, who was an S-rank hunter, and sole apostle of the Heavenly Demon constellation, had no choice but to jump into an unexplored abysmal space. However, instead of falling into a pit, the heavily injured lass finds herself landing on the nest of a mythical beast called vermillion bird. Scared stiff, the girl starts to question her life, if it was her retribution eating too much fried chicken. "Why is... there a flaming chicken the size of a building here?!" "Am I gonna be a samgyupsal after surviving a horde of Murim bastards?" Had she known this would happen, she would've endured eating carrots and cabages, opting for a vegetarian life! "Kyuu~" "Huh?" A soft chirp from the dumb-looking newborn chicks made her shudder. "Hey! S... Stop drooling while looking at me! If you're hungry call your mother. Guys, I'm not a worm for a bird feed. Hello? Hello?!"

In an endless void of darkness, a consciousness stirred, grasping at fragmented memories that slipped through like grains of sand. He found himself adrift, unmoored from any sense of self or belonging. An eternity seemed to pass in that abyssal expanse until an inexplicable force began to tug at his very essence, pulling him towards an unknown destination. With a sudden, jarring shift, he was thrust into a new existence, gasping his first breath as an infant in a world utterly foreign yet brimming with arcane energies. This realm was one where magic danced through the air like a living force, and creatures of myth and legend roamed the lands. Though his mind now inhabited the body of a newborn baby, his cognition remained that of a fully-formed adult, a disorienting contrast that would shape his journey from the very start. He was named Eryx.

A being of immense power, sealed for alleteneryy with another, his rival and him, yet wrong happened a piece of that beings soul was casted out, let us see this piece of souls. this is Baeful flames. Enjoy this story

It all started with a dog named Fujiku, a dirty grave and one broken glass jar. Dahil sa mga iyon ay nagkaroon ng bagong housemate si Ember-si Lantis Arcanghel. He was hot, he was beautiful, he was a little persistent and above all, he was dead, Ito ang may ari ng puntod katabi ng puntod ng parents niya. Oh yes! Multo ang bagong housemate ni Ember ngunit ayaw nitong magpatawag na "multo". Phantom daw ito. At may kailangan sa kaniya ang panty-este phantom. Gusto na nitong tumawid sa linyang naghihiwalay sa mundo ng mga buhay at yumao na at si Ember ang masuwerteng nilalang na napili ni Lantis na tutulong dito. "P-Paano kung...kung ayoko?" tanong ni Ember sa mumu. Inilagay ni Lantis ang kamay sa isang tabi ng ulo niya, pagkatapos ay ang kabila na naman. Na-trap siya sa mga braso nito, na-sandwich sa pagitan ng bookshelf at katawan-este kaluluwa nito. "Then I guess you have to get used to my presence," sabi nito sa boses na hindi niya mawari kung nag-uutos, nanunudyo o nananakot. "Titira ako sa bahay mo. I'll watch you sleep, watch you bathe. I'll watch you dress and undress...I'll talk to you when you're in public places, I'll shout in your ears, I'll follow you anywhere you go...I'll embrace you, I'll sleep beside you...in short, I'll haunt you. Hindi. Kita. Patatahimikin." Anak ng tipaklong! Ito na nga ang may kailangan, ito pa ang may ganang pagbantaan siya! Walang choice si Ember kundi tulungan si Lantis. Magtagumpay kaya siya? O forever nang mananatili ang guwapong multo sa tabi niya?