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Asmr Dessert

Collateral Flux

Blaze of Glory A fart-propelled sniper. A time-traveling scientist with a broken hand. A sentient custard blob humming Glenn Miller. Together, they will accidentally break time, punch a god, and save existence from being edited into a bland Wikipedia entry. It starts on D-Day, 1944. Dr. Juniper Flux, a future-born, sarcasm-loaded chronologist with a glitchy time machine and a chroniton-infected arm, crash-lands smack into World War II. She’s supposed to observe quietly. Instead, she teams up with Hank Rigby — a flatulent sniper-poet with Dragonbone scars, a tragic past, and exactly zero impulse control. Together, they dodge Nazis, awaken a sentient custard blob named Yoggy, and ruin the multiverse's carefully curated silence. History gets rewritten. Gods get angry. One explodes from emotional oversaturation. Fifteen years later, the universe is broken. Entire timelines are being "shushed" by Reapers — cosmic librarians with giant scissors who hate jazz, love order, and really want everyone to just be quiet forever. Enter: the Custard Rebellion. Now, armed with a memory-firing revolver, a jazz-powered war mech, timeline tacos, and the collective trauma of an exploded pantheon, Juni, Hank, Kaelen Thorn (the last god of noise), and Yoggy must sing, scream, fart, and fight their way to the heart of the Greater — a being trying to delete every spark of emotion from reality. It’s loud. It’s messy. It’s glorious. And it smells faintly of burned tortillas and cosmic regret. [five star] “Finally, a book that combines time travel, emotional damage, jazz warfare, sentient desserts, and fart-based heroics. I laughed, I cried, I loudly declared war on the Reapers using only a kazoo. If you don’t read this, you hate fun.” Deadpool (Probably)
Ranjit_Singh_6096 · 7.4K Views

My System Forced Me to Get Buff and Find Love?!

For seventeen years, Samantha Kisaragi wished for only one thing: a normal life, free from the chronic illness that made her a fragile glass doll in her family’s eyes. One morning, her wish is granted by... a tiny, floating mochi with a god complex? This smug spectral "System" offers her a miraculous, perfectly healthy body. The price? She must now complete a series of insane missions, from the mortifying to the life-threatening. The rules are simple: succeed and level up. Get stronger, faster, and maybe even a little more charming. But if she fails, the penalty is a fate worse than any illness: her body will warp into a 'Cursed Physique'—a seven-foot-tall mountain of grotesque muscle powered by the same old fragile constitution. A titan's strength with a body that could collapse from a stiff breeze. Now, this former shut-in is being forced to get buff, all while juggling a top-priority quest to save her perfect older brother from a shadowy, five-star threat hunting him down. And as if that's not enough pressure, the System is also demanding she "Ignite the Flames of Passion" and make someone fall in love with her, pushing her into ridiculously close and awkward situations with her bubbly best friend. With only a cheeky floating dessert for a guide, a terrifyingly competent senior known as the 'Ice Queen' as an unlikely ally, and a clock ticking on both her brother's life and her own romantic prospects, Samantha must learn to be a weapon. She was a girl who just wanted to be normal. Now, she has to become a monster to protect everything she loves.
rnzu_akrn · 97.5K Views

Loving Alpha Levi

Book 1 of the McCabe Lykn Legacy In the very bad sense of the word? Emmaline has always been the odd one out, the outsider, the untouchable! As an Omega whose father was deemed a rogue killer, and a mother as a Lykn traitor, Emm was the unwanted omega of her pack. She was not to be helped, associated with, or even exist altogether if some Lykns had a say in the matter. But here she is, she existed. Forever overlooked, forever marginalized, her only solace is her wolf to keep her sane through each day, a sole fierce loyal friend, and concocting the next new level dessert flavors ever made. Her bane? waiting for a mate that will surely reject her, and a forbidden Love! Crush is too mild a word of what she is feeling right? Beautiful, perfect royal like Alpha Levi! Maybe in the next life... Levi is dealing with a major power struggle every day now since he shifted! EVERY FUCKING DAY! No, no... nothing is wrong with the pack, nothing is wrong with his unreasonably dotting fathers/Alphas, or his drive you through the wall crazy brothers! the little sister is an exception coz she is an angle...or is she? He is having an issue with HIMSELF! His soul sucking ascension into Alpha Dom, His uncontrollable dark magic...but most definitely his FUCKING OVERBEARING ASSHOLE of a wolf! Levi lived a life dictated by responsibility, greatness expected a pack to lead and family to love and protect! Who's got time for mating when you have all of this riding on your shoulders!??! No thank you, let's move on to better things! A fucking mind leash for the asshole wolf in me, and a strong potion to knock the magic out of me for a day! Oh Levi! you have no idea what this amazing Goddess has given you besides the asshole wolf: A mate that will make all things go south! In every good sense of the word! All right reserved to the Author E.F.ABIGAIL
Farah_Abigail · 4.5K Views

After Divorcing, She Became An Absolute Beauty

Du Jiuyuan lay in a grave of love for three years. Finally, her heart was as dead as ashes, she gave up on finding love and decided to go down a career path of a strong woman. But what was going on with her ex-husband? He used to be someone whom she would only see once every four to five months. Why was he appearing in front of her now and then? When she talked to others about collaboration, he would coax her from behind. "Yuan Yuan, this person is unreliable. Let me invest in her for you, okay?" When she got into conflict with others, he would support her from behind. "Yuan Yuan, don't be afraid. Your husband is Ji Jinchen. Don't worry about her." Du Jiuyuan was speechless. "…" Please take note that it was her ex-husband who divorced her. One day, when a male colleague sent her home after a meal, she was seen by Ji Jinchen. The man blocked her at the foot of the wall and questioned her in a low voice. "Don't be with others, otherwise… I will lose my mind." Later, Du Jiuyuan rose to the top of her career and attracted countless suitors. One such suitor gave her a bouquet of roses and the next day, her office became a sea of flowers. Some suitors gave her desserts that could only be bought after queuing up. The day after that, her office would be flooded with desserts. Some suitors gave her a pet… Du Jiuyuan went crazy. "Ji Jinchen, if you dare to give me a house full of pets, I will fight it out with you!" Ji Jinchen said, "Jiuyuan, forgive me for being stupid and not seeing your grievances, but you have to believe that from the moment I married you, I never thought of getting a divorce. Du Jiuyuan: I thought that the man I loved for seven years was a stone that couldn't be covered up, but then I realized what kind of fiery heart was hidden in this stone."
Qiaoqiao · 1.7M Views

Born to Not Be Noble

Lilith was the very definition of aristocratic perfection. From a young age, she shone as the brightest star in high society. Mastering exotic languages, stitching with meticulous precision, and gliding through ballrooms as if she were floating were as natural to her as breathing. Every smile was rehearsed, every word measured, and every movement designed to reinforce her image as the ideal future lady, and eventually, the perfect queen. It wasn’t just talent; it was discipline, effort, and, let’s be honest, a dangerously obsessive streak. Rumors in the upper echelons of society described her as a prodigy, though some also considered her a mirror so polished it reflected nothing genuine. Then, the accident happened. A slip of fate (or the rug, who knows) left her with nine years of meticulously crafted effort reduced to ashes. She woke up with no memories of her stellar track record or the rules that had made her an icon. Goodbye to perfectly synchronized dances; hello to clumsy attempts at remembering how to hold a teacup without looking like a peasant. Her parents, desperate to restore the lost glory, devised a rigorous regimen: in three years, Lilith must reclaim all her manners, skills, and knowledge to be ready as a queen candidate. What would normally take a decade, she has to achieve in record time. Lilith, who now can’t tell the salad fork from the dessert fork, faces an educational marathon that would make even the most dedicated tutor nervous. Will Lilith regain her throne as the perfect lady of society, or will her fall become eternal gossip among the tea party ladies? One thing is certain: perfection doesn’t include laughing at herself, and that might just be her greatest challenge.
Bryan_Rivera_8094 · 1.8K Views

PAINTER OF SAVAGERY

(Matured Contents) "You can't have a cake and eat it too." ~~~~~ Sirena Calantha "Every stroke of my brush paints the path of our love, with each color representing a different facet of you that makes my heart skip a beat. As I layer on the paint, I realize just how much you mean to me. Like the pigments of my masterpiece, my love for you will remain vibrant and colorful for eternity. Just like the brushstrokes on my silly drawing, my heart will never falter in expressing my affection for you. But Sirena, I've come to realize that your happiness is not connected to me. You also have to live for yourself. Sometimes, the final destination is to let go, and I think it's time for us to part ways. It's time for us to stop crossing paths." - L.F. Darrow ---- Set in the Mid-20th century. Renowned throughout the country for her mouth-watering meals and countless desserts, Sirena Calantha is a celebrated chef and the heir of the Calantha family. She independently built her empire from scratch without her family's penny, until it slowly began to crumble. A disruption grew in her business and that was in the atrocities of a barbarian, a man of witty tricks. He was a painter of destruction, one that his every savage canvas had tarnished the reputations of popular elites and talented literates. Sirena, a sociopath, has to catch this faceless masked man, but when this happens, everything turns out to become a dream and a trap. A web of hidden pasts and closed chapters reopening. --- *SLOWBURN ROMANCE* It's worth a try.
Atiny_Jung05 · 9.4K Views
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