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I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!
KhyaaL · 745 Views

Luxana

✨ "I don't just want your death. I want your essence to scream my name through eternity's endless void"✨ Yo, cosmic rebels and dream weavers! I'm Ruby - the quantum alchemist of dark fantasy who doesn't just write books, but shatters the very fabric of reality with each word! My literary brainchild "Luxana" is a shapeshifting goddess of chaos, strutting through dimensions with epic alter egos like "Enchanted Paths: Luxana's Rise to Empress" and "Enchanted Shadows of The Empress of Cinders"! She's not just a story, she's a freakin' multiverse! I'm the mad scientist of storytelling, blending dark fantasy with mind-bending twists! My brain? It's a 24/7 rave where plot twists breakdance, characters throw interdimensional parties, and creativity explodes like supernovas every nanosecond! At 3 AM, while mere mortals snore, I'm deep in cosmic convos with characters who know my soul better than any shrink ever could. They're my ride-or-die squad, plotting world domination across infinite realities! Sure, Amazon gets a version, the universe gets another, but my imagination? OH HONEY, IT GETS THE UNRATED, DIRECTOR'S CUT THAT'LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO QUANTUM BACKFLIPS THROUGH BLACK HOLES! GRAB "LUXANA" AND PREPARE FOR A DARK FANTASY ODYSSEY THAT'LL REWRITE YOUR DNA! WARNING: Side effects may include spontaneous reality shifts, midnight reading marathons that bend time, and potential awakening of latent superpowers! BUCKLE UP, REALITY HACKERS - THIS ISN'T JUST A BOOK, IT'S A COSMIC METAMORPHOSIS! DARE YOU TO DIVE INTO THE ABYSS? YOUR SANITY MAY NEVER RECOVER! P.S. Wanna dive deep into the twisted world of "Luxana"? I'm not just selling a book - I'm inviting you into a literary adventure! Curious souls, dark fantasy lovers, and imagination explorers - this is your official invitation to: 1. Read my novel 2. Share your wildest theories 3. Discuss the characters' hidden depths 4. Unravel the mysteries together Where to Find and Tag Me: 1. Tapas: Tag @Ruby_Keira_365 2. Reddit: Engage at u/WesternGeneral6007 3. Novel Updates: Find me as Ruby_Keira_365 4. Blogger post: "Luxana Empress" blog Your thoughts matter. Your perspectives are the secret sauce that brings stories to LIFE! Drop a comment, shoot a message, start a conversation - let's make "Luxana" more than just a book. Let's make it a living, breathing experience! Are you in?
rida_suhail · 31.3K Views

Cursed Bride Of The Damned Vampire King

"I can't be your meal..." Jacquelyn pleaded, trying to reason with the man who was supposedly her husband. His grin widened, curling into a mischievous smile, revealing his razor-sharp fangs. "And why is that?" he asked. Jacquelyn knew she had to use her brain with this one. "I am your wife... you can't eat me," she said, hoping to appeal to whatever humanity was left in him. "Makes it even better," was his cold response. Jacquelyn's legs trembled; she couldn't think of any culture or tradition where it was acceptable for a husband to eat his own wife. "And...." "And?" He prompted, with an encouraging sweet smile. "And I'm wet..." -------- Long, long ago, when Creatures of the Night ruled supreme and stood at the top of the food chain, a princess, Jacquelyn Avignon lived in the isolated part of the palace. Away from humans and even her own family. Cursed, they said. Queen killer, they called her. Bad omen, they crowned her. Until she was sent to be the bride of the Vampire King. A vampire king who enjoys his own peace and twisted sense of humor. Living life as the supreme sovereign, finds a princess who knows nothing about his supremacy at his doorstep, claiming to be his little wife. What happens when a cursed princess, afraid of blood, desperate to be with her family and to be loved back, crashes into the peaceful world of a vampire king? Her first target, turn her husband into a vegetarian. What about when Jacquelyn realizes that the world around her is more than just sunshine and good sleep but that hell is empty and the devils are here... in human form? She has to watch her back! For fans of; Forbidden love, dark fantasy, ancient curses and prophecy, strong willed and resilient female leads, grey men, dark humor, betrayals, marked mates, and star-crossed love, this book is for you. Other works by the same author: 1. Kitanna (Completed) 2. A Royal Mismatch: The Trouble With Prince Charming (Spin-off of Kitanna, Completed) 3. The Hitman's Sunshine (Completed)
Pluma_W143 · 273.2K Views

The First Time Daddy

Max never imagined his life would turn out like this: a single father raising a lively two-year-old while working at a quiet bookstore. Far from the successful man his wealthy parents hoped he'd become, Max is still finding his footing after years of setbacks in school, work, and love. Despite the odds, he's determined to provide the best life he can for his son, Kota, even as the chaos of fatherhood often leaves him questioning everything. Kota, a mischievous toddler with a knack for getting into trouble, brings constant laughter and challenges to Max's life. Their bond is at the heart of the story, as Max navigates parenting while learning to accept and cherish the unexpected joys of fatherhood. At work, Max is surrounded by a cast of unique characters, including his supportive yet occasionally intimidating manager, Noriko. Their professional relationship begins to blossom into something deeper, adding warmth and quiet moments of hope to Max's hectic days. Meanwhile, his best friend Kenji brings both humor and mystery, adding another layer of complexity to Max's journey. Amid the humor, heartache, and self-discovery, Max's story is one of resilience, love, and personal growth. He must learn to face his insecurities, confront his past, and embrace the messy, beautiful life he's building for himself and Kota. Through laughter, tears, and unforgettable moments, this is a tale of finding strength in unexpected places and love in the simplest, most profound connections.
Yololo_AGoll · 1K Views

Zaibatsu "Zai-Kaizen Chosen Kin"

What Are These OVA Episodes About? A fun and engaging way to learn – Market knowledge wrapped in humor, family interactions, and relatable moments! Our OVA episodes will keep you informed, entertained, and ahead of the market! Each episode is based on daily market events or significant past events, giving you a fun and engaging way to stay updated. As you read, you'll gain insights into what happened in the market today, just like reading a financial newspaper—but let’s be honest, reading news can be dull. That’s why we bring you these OVA episodes—a perfect blend of market knowledge, sibling debates, humor, and engaging storytelling! What about the Main Story? The Main Storyline takes you on an in-depth journey through the origins of each sibling—how they became experts in their respective financial fields and how Zai Papa meticulously built this extraordinary family. You’ll experience their struggles during their academy life, the ups and downs of their home life, and the challenges they faced in personal growth and professional development. These moments add depth to their characters, showing that becoming a financial expert wasn’t always easy. Where Can You Read the Main Storyline? The full novel is available on: Amazon | AliExpress | Discord |Official Site| Kobo Books – Digital & Paperback! Colored Manga & Anime Adaptation Coming Soon! Our Community! Join the Discord server to participate in giveaways, early access to episodes, and exclusive updates! Stay tuned for more OVA episodes! Learn finance, enjoy sibling chaos, and experience a one-of-a-kind financial slice-of-life series! On our Discord server, each character has their own personal chatbot, allowing you to interact with them directly! These Character Chatbot that reflects with their unique personality. These chatbots will respond just like you’re chatting with the characters themselves, bringing their traits, quirks, and expertise into every conversation.
Kahnhustler · 833 Views

Miss Not so Typical: Consider me Humored (GL)

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL) Join the discord: https://discord.gg/mCBYVgW8MH
talesofheaven · 201.3K Views
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