Titties

Warning (#r18/#r34) The foundation of this story is based on the vocaloid Me me me. _______________________________________ Shuu, an otaku who spends his days couped up in his room watching anime and collecting anime figures. His life revolves around entertaining himself by anime titties, anime ass, hen*ai, etc...(you know the weeb drill.) Anyways, he finds himself lost in his dreams as a multitude of hot anime chicks smuthers him in a realm of boobas. He considers this to be his fantasy at it's peak, well...that was until everything went down hill. His now dream of fantasies, turns into a great nightmare as the sexy, hot, kawaii anime chicks try to literally eat him alive. During this time, he thinks about his former girlfriend Hana, the girl he broke up with for some reason. She kisses his lips as he lays on the ground with his half-eaten body. This last kiss triggered his emotions to well up inside of him which caused him to go berserk mode and do a full battle suit Mecha transformation. He fights against the hot anime chicks but the power of their tits were just too overwhelming. His battle suit was torn to shreds and the anime chicks ate his whole body, leaving his head to glide onto the ground with closed eyes... But then, by some miracle or stroke of hope, he opened his eyes again... What will happen this time? Will he be defeated once again by the sexy anime boobas? Or will he overcome his weaknesses and finally defeat the evil Hana? Note: Before you read this book. I recommend that you watch the vocaloid (Me Me Me) to get a better understanding of the story. Depending on how well this book is, I'll update chapters accordingly. Now without further Ado, let's get into it.

Community discord: discord.gg/TSvY9zJaWz Fair warning this is an EXTREMELY lewd story. Centaur and various humanoid girls. -Big titty futa Centaur adventurer accidentally absorbs an entire civilizations worth of Virility and goes on a journey of Self Discovery, Epic Cumflation, and Growth.-

After Death...comes death, and either nothing or the afterlife, ...apparently not for me, after getting uniquely killed like me, I was reincarnated into the world of titties. The problem? Aparently everyone was fantasizing about the titties to the point Entertainment has hit an all time low throughout the ages in DxD. In the world where while some ok games and shows can be found...conception is considered a wonderful anime and Goat Simulator was said to be made by a genius. Come join me in the world where every other entertainment creator either died to early, focused entirely on the “appreciation” of the female form, or entirely sucked at their jobs. According to the system it's up to me to “save” humanity from itself, from the stupidity of the their actions and lack of common sense.

"You're telling me, I need this 'SP' to grow stronger and the most efficient way was to help people in love?" "So you're basically telling me to become cupid? Sure!" And so, Chen Yuhan, Become the first Love Specialist in another world.... "Did you hear? Chen Yuhan was coming to our place" "Chen Yuhan who?" "You don't know him? He was well known as the 'Cupid' If he says that you'll get a beautiful big titty onee-san as a girlfriend then you'll get one!" "He's that powerful?" "Of course!"

Yami, a former high school student, leads a life of leisure, avoiding work, studies, and basking in idleness. However, the tranquil rhythm of his existence undergoes an abrupt upheaval when destiny takes an unexpected turn. Without warning, he finds himself thrust into a new reality – enrolled in an exclusive all-girls school. But this institution is unlike any other; it stands as a bastion against cosmic forces threatening to consume the world. Amidst his carefree days and unburdened ways, Yami is drawn into a world of action, where his every action carries cosmic implications. The corridors of his new school echo with determination, as the girls train relentlessly to fend off celestial entities seeking to wreak havoc on the world. Yami's once-comfortable existence evolves into an epic adventure, as he navigates a sea of challenges, forging new bonds, and uncovering latent powers he never knew he possessed. As cosmic threats loom and battles against otherworldly adversaries unfold, Yami's journey takes on an anime-like flair. With courage ignited by unforeseen circumstances, he joins forces with his newfound companions, embarking on a quest that transcends his lazy past. The school's hallowed halls resonate with the clash of swords, the crackle of magic, and the camaraderie of warriors united by purpose. Yami's transformation from a listless individual to an integral part of this cosmic guardians' academy unfolds like a thrilling anime saga. Fueled by determination, camaraderie, and a newfound sense of responsibility, he embraces his role in protecting the world from the looming cosmic threat. And thus, a tale of cosmic battles, self-discovery, and the unbreakable bonds of friendship unfolds against the backdrop of an all-girls school unlike any other. Plus... there are titties :)

This be your most daring story; A rambling if you must, Of language most foul, of unexplored ways to curse. Of bullshit in every turn, in every twist, in every twists of tongues. As told by thine ol'hands and masterminded by the crude tongue, with all my tics and antics. Do-told tale of a vegetable who limbs and stumbled on a new realm of where creation was pierced in it's boundaries. Of a connoisseur who learns of ways of an unshackled breathing body, the occasional doggie styles and the utmost high of all forms of unequaled shag-getry, wooing tarts and thots and hoes, all manners of terms modern and old to name all wenches of all- the ripened titties; "Thine taste ranges from nymphs of florescent pure to flooded lips which hangs and are forgivably bonk-able with a passing thought riled up by the hard down under, Which in short means all!" Heinously wholesome in ways of the vile tongue which grew most crude, terribly heinous with every breaths more lived- after to after and then more, much much more. A rambling- to what he sees, to what he does. This is a story of a living, in a world of pixels; of new universe where a man could swim in lava, a world where such and such is deemed mundane. An epic where a naked fledgling dove in the heat of an avian war, baby-steps towards a destiny-, etched in the root webs of two worlds with only a goal; To be the Pirate Ki- nevermind! To live most free. Rejuvenation; maketh man a new being, now what would be his tale when all he knew of living was blinking a set of dead little eyes, what would such a virgin of a human ways do in a surreal world that explodes magics and bullshits. I'll tell ye all! Just listen to the ramble. (Stay with me, I won't ever drop this.) [Warning:] 1. Not for the faint of heart. 1½. Smut will be there but it will be extremely rare. 2. The english dictionary would require a thorough update after I'm done with this epic. 3. Fuckery most heinous most foul. (By decree of a certain fool) 4. Don't tell your mums you learnt (curses) from me. 5. No other warning just enjoy, If ye dares. Cover art not mine, thank you for letting me use it and sorry but pray tell if you ordered it removed. Will use it until I could afford a more authentic cover art or until boss wants it removed.