Ricardo Meme

At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

Asmon had always been that guy—the wannabe influencer with big dreams but even bigger fails. His last-ditch attempt to create life-changing content went spectacularly wrong... so wrong, in fact, that it killed him. Yup, gone. Kaput. Lights out. But apparently, fate—or maybe some bored author up there—had other plans for him. Instead of staying six feet under, Asmon woke up in Valorcrest Land, a world where martial artists could punch mountains into dust, cultivate immortality, and basically make every kung-fu movie look like amateur hour. Oh, and the cherry on top? He transmigrated into the wealthy but cutthroat Thrumpwood family, where everyone’s flexing their talent like it’s an Olympic sport. Just when Asmon was about to spiral into existential dread, he got a ding—like the notification you’d get when someone finally liked your meme—but this one changed everything. "Congratulations! You’ve awakened the MAGA System! Maximized Accelerated Growth Amplifier System activated!" ___________ If You want to support me (10 Advance Chapter) patreon.com/OwlScholar

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Aunque solo era un matrimonio por conveniencia, Amelie Ashford era la esposa perfecta en todos los aspectos. Era inteligente, obediente y bien respetada. Era amable con todos y devota de su esposo. Y estaba perfectamente contenta de pasar el resto de su vida así, aunque constantemente la acosaran con la idea de quedar embarazada. Eso fue hasta que su esposo entró en su casa con una amante a su lado y eventualmente exigió el divorcio. —Muy bien —dijo Amelie con calma—, te divorciaré. Los ojos de Ricardo brillaron al escuchar a su esposa pronunciar esas palabras. Sin embargo, para su sorpresa, ella no había terminado. —Pero no te sorprendas cuando recibas una invitación a mi próxima boda. Para sorpresa de todos, Amelie de hecho se casó de nuevo, ¡y con un hombre más joven y, como resultó, más rico! Y se aseguró de que su exmarido se diera cuenta de lo que significaba perder el apoyo de una mujer como ella. _____ —Me criaron para ser la esposa perfecta de la clase alta, educada para sobresalir y permanecer alerta. Todo lo que sabía era cómo fingir una sonrisa, leer y trabajar duro para asegurarme de que nadie se atreviera a menospreciar a mi familia. Pero al final, eso fue exactamente lo que me hizo aburrida y sosa. Entonces, ¿por qué cuando mi marido decidió divorciarme, Liam se enamoró de mí en su lugar? Importante: FL no es una Mary Sue. El divorcio ocurre en la segunda parte de la novela así que cuídate la presión arterial.

The story of Ricardo and Eun-ji

It was wrong to be with her. And it was wrong to mess with him. They shouldn't be near each other. Anthony Kiel Cruise was just your typical bad boy with inferior complexity. For him, it was all just pure Attraction and the need for attention. For him, it was just a game, and it would be over soon. Cristina Rielle Cordova would rather sulk her ass off rather than be near the typical bad boy. She would rather listen to music and share memes on her newsfeed than experience the so-called stupid love. She hates him. He loves playing with girls' hearts. She is a snob. He is annoying. She is a challenge for him. Then everything slowly changes, and those changes aren't acceptable to him. But slowly and surely, he wants him wrapped against his carnivorous fingers, just like how he was wrapped in hers. "Cristina Rielle Cordova," the guy whispered to himself when he saw the girl. "Dude, it looks like you're attracted to the girl you've been staring at since earlier," said his friend Ken. He's right. He is damn attracted to Cristina Rielle Cordova. Not because she's attractive. He only has one reason. Cristina Rielle Cordova is the only girl who doesn't fall all over him. He has the looks and everything, but his charisma leaves the girl unaffected. "Cristina Rielle Cordova, I'll wrap you in my carnivorous fingers and be mine." A wicked smirk came out of his lips. Cristina Rielle Cordova, you're going to be mine.

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

In this insane game of seduction there is only one rule. THE DISPUTE FOR TRUE LOVE! Ricardo was just wanting to catch his boyfriend in the act but didn't expect to find a fighter willing to do anything to win him over. Beast had become fixated on Ricardo and would fight anything to have him. Bodies marked by tattoos, sweat running all over the body, perfect muscles that show the magic of all fighters and a unique, illegal and mind-blowing place where only people with the keyword can enter.

Hilliard, a man burdened by the loss of his family, dies unexpectedly and is offered a second chance at life in a world of magic and mystery. Reborn as Torrack, he retains his memories and knowledge, but discovers he has a unique ability: he can see the colorful auras that reveal the magical potential of those around him.Despite possessing a seemingly powerless white aura, Torrack soon learns that his gifts go beyond this world’s understanding. Using his skills from his past life in medicine and martial arts, he embarks on an adventure filled with danger, discovery, and the pursuit of a greater destiny.Join Torrack as he unravels the secrets of his new world, his abilities, and the shadowy figure who granted him this second life in The Aura awakening Chronicles:—a story of rebirth, magic, and the power of the human spirit.

Em Murim, uma terra dominada por clãs poderosos e artes marciais secretas, o equilíbrio é mantido por uma força milenar, onde guerreiros ascendem aos céus através de disciplina e iluminação. Porém, uma antiga lenda que causa temor ressurge: o Demônio Celestial, que outrora tentou destruir o mundo, foi reencarnado. Contudo, ele retorna não como um vilão, mas como um ser que questiona seu passado e busca redenção.

In the desolate expanse of Abbyss, Arizona, fifteen-year-old Ricardo Fergie lives an untroubled life, his youthful exuberance a stark contrast to the harsh landscape. Alongside him is Phoenix Sergie, a newcomer from Moscow, who bears the weight of a foreign past. Their friendship blossoms amid shared dreams and the thrill of adventure, particularly their obsession with a video game called The Gun, where danger lurks in every corner. However, the normalcy of their lives shatters when a thunderous explosion rocks their school, plunging Sergie into a harrowing nightmare. Awakening alone in a dark, abandoned classroom, he confronts a chilling reality where bones litter the halls and despair hangs heavy in the air. Determined to find Ricardo, he embarks on a treacherous journey through the desolation of Abbyss, where nature has reclaimed the ruins of civilization. As dusk falls, Sergie encounters Dante Vex, a mysterious young man with striking white hair who claims to be a vampire. Despite his initial skepticism, Sergie's need for companionship drives him to accept Dante's offer of shelter. Their interactions blend humor with tension, and as they navigate the perils of their ravaged world, Sergie grapples with his feelings of loneliness and fear. Together, they uncover dark secrets hidden in the shadows, and Sergie clings to the hope of reuniting with Ricardo, all while facing the uncertain dangers that lurk in the remnants of their once-vibrant town. In this eerie tale of survival and friendship, Sergie must confront not only the horrors of their reality but also the depth of his own courage and resilience in a world turned upside down.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

The secret rivalry between the Phantom and Ravenwood families becomes more apparent as Ricardo Ravenwood, a formidable and ruthless mafia boss, starts exerting influence over the Phantom Mafias' territories. As tensions rise, Amaya finds herself caught in the middle of a power struggle, with both families vying to control her and manipulate her loyalty. Flynn Martin, Calvin's loyal bodyguard, becomes suspicious of Kris's involvement with Amaya and starts investigating her background. Determined to protect Calvin from any potential harm, Flynn becomes an unexpected ally to Amaya, providing her with information and support. Together, they uncover secrets about the Phantom and Ravenwood families, further complicating their already precarious situation.

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

El coche fúnebre se deslizó con sigilo hasta la puerta, un olor inusual y penetrante se filtró en el aire, envolviendo el lugar en un aura de horror y misterio. El inconfundible sonido de piedras rebotando resonaban de manera inquietante en el techo, como si el mismo edificio estuviera susurrando secretos ocultos. Pasos siniestros retumbaban en el pasillo, un eco fantasmagórico que se mezclaba con el murmullo de una sierra proveniente de la habitación contigua, como un eco de eventos pasados que se resistían a ser olvidados. El pomo de la puerta del dormitorio temblaba sutilmente, como si alguien o algo intentará entrar sin ser visto, y el persistente goteo del grifo del baño agregaba una nota discordante en el ambiente, a pesar de que se sabía que estaba cerrado con firmeza. Debajo de la cama, una pelota de goma se movía de manera inexplicable, siguiendo una danza propia, ajena a las leyes de la física. El suelo empezó a revelar huellas húmedas, como marcas de un pasado que emergía de las sombras. A las 3:00 AM, Ricardo, con los nervios crispados y escalofríos en el cuerpo, se ocultó junto al calentador, aferrando un cuchillo que relucía en la tenue luz. Finalmente, la llamada que intentaba realizar fue respondida: 'Arrendador, ¿esto es a lo que querías decir con "la casa puede estar un poco concurrida por la noche"?'

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

El camino del: Cazarrecompensas, portador de un ente maligno conocido como Nogitsune. Se enfrenta cada día a monstruos y situaciones diferentes. Ahora sus objetivos están claros, y a pesar de que tiene un pasado…. Esa es otra historia. Ubicación: Continente de Silverfine. Territorio del Reino de Norwich. Pueblos aledaños. Jack Mercer “El camino, es algo que aprendes y nunca se olvida, y si vives en la senda, jamás lo olvidas. La verdad, siempre hay descuidos, bajar la guardia era algo que pasaba, y después no se repetía. Cazar monstruos no se toma a la ligera, me lo repito varias veces. A pesar de todo, siempre hay un descuido. Todo depende de lo grave que sea. Mi antiguo continente; Soulfire, quedo atrás, y así está bien, pues tengo un camino que recorrer, a pesar de que ahora, Lydia me acompañe, el camino es el mismo, el objetivo es el mismo y seguiré en el hasta que……”

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.

Being married to a man who was once in love and then elevated her from an ordinary girl to an honorable wife did not guarantee Phoebe Rae's happiness. It turned out that her husband, John Ricardo, cheated on her when she found out that she was pregnant. This made her husband not want to divorce her and he also refused to end the affair. "I have the right to cheat or not. The most important thing is that I still fulfill my duties as a husband! Do not ever interfere with my relationship with my mistress... And remember, I will never divorce you!" This sentence hurt Phoebe deeply, making her realize that she could no longer endure living with her husband who dared to bring his mistress into their home for the night. Phoebe ran away with her younger brother, her only living family member as she had no parents. She went to another city to find a job, even though she had to work as a maid and conceal her pregnancy. John did not stay still, and he tried to find Phoebe's whereabouts. Phoebe, who had already secured a job as a maid, was caught pregnant by her employer, a young doctor named Travis Lincolnshire, who turned out to be the lover of her husband's mistress. With the situation becoming more complicated, Phoebe tried to keep hiding and sought protection from Travis. Will she be free from the brutality of John, the man she used to love so much? Instead of being curious, let's read. story by me art by pinterest

An Archive of memes

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

"Journey through multiverse pizzas with cosmic toppings and hilarious memes in 'Pizza Chronicles: A Multiverse Slice of Memes!'

In the crazy journey of our main protagonist, he finds himself abruptly whisked away into a world where the concept of power reigns supreme. Here, the landscape is painted in stark hues of dominance and submission, where the powerful dictate the fates of the powerless with overwhelming strength. As our main character travles through this unkown land, he comes face to face with the harsh realities of a world where only the strong survive and the weak are left to suffer in the darkness of their own vulnerability. In this world of unforgiving brutality, he must learn to harness the power at his disposal or face the consequences of being devoured by its merciless grasp.

Sage normal guy living a normal life, may or may not have died because of some sick burglar. But instead of just heading off to the afterlife the gods of the universes decide to get some entertainment. So they reincarnate Sage to a fantasy world. And what do you know, he’s the son of the demon king. Who’s surprisingly nice. But will everything change when he discovers something truly heartbreaking. Will he seek revenge, will he shut himself off, or will he go completely mad. I dunno so better read Authors note: this will not have a system. Also I’m making stuff up as I go, so expect some changes in the tags and other things like that. By the way I may make a few loopholes so if that happens just feel free to say whatever you like. To be honest I do this for fun, so if you say something rude or mean I will most likely just read it and, wait for it. Move on. That was a horrible joke I know, I don’t know if you could even say it’s a joke, anyways I’m rambling so just ignore me. Hope you enjoy the novel, and remember violence is the question not the answer, and the answer is yes. - a meme I found.

Menjadi wanita terhormat dan terpandang ternyata tidak menjamin kebahagiaan seorang wanita. Hal itulah yang dirasakan oleh Phoebe Rae, menikah dengan pria kaya raya membuat statusnya sebagai gadis biasa berubah drastis. Terdengar bagus bukan? Namun tidak bagi Phoebe Rae, pernikahan itu adalah awal mula mimpi buruk dalam hidupnya. Di saat dia sedang mengandung anak pertamanya, suaminya berselingkuh. Meminta pisah? Tentu saja, namun tidak semudah itu. John Ricardo selaku suami Phoebe Rae tak ingin mencerikannya, dan pria itu juga tidak ingin meninggalkan selingkuhannya. Alangkah egois bukan? Semua hal itu membuat hatinya sangat hancur, tidak tahan dengan perlakuan suaminya, dia nekat meninggalkan rumah, kabur menuju ke kota lain bersama dengan adiknya yang juga merupakan satu-satunya keluarganya yang tersisa. Rela melakukan pekerjaan apapun untuk memenuhi kebutuhan hidupnya, Phoeboe Rae menjadi seorang pembantu rumah tangga di rumah seorang dokter muda. Masalahnya tidak berhenti sampai di situ. Sebab, ternyata sang majikan adalah kekasih dari selingkuhan suaminya. Menjadi pembantu rumah tangga dalam kondisi sedang mengandung membuatnya tidak bisa menyembunyikan kehamilannya dari sang majikan. Apa yang akan terjadi sslanjutnya? Apakah John akan mencari keberadaan Phoebe? Bagaimana hubungan sang dokter dengan Phoebe setelah mengetahui kehamilannya? Jawabannya hanya ada dalam cerita ini. story by me art by pinterest

In a mystical realm of Eldoria, an extraordinary establishment emerged amidst the bustling streets of the capital city of Luminaire Kingdom. It wasn't long when unusual people visit there to browse grimoires online, engage in epic virtual duels, and ... share magical memes. The owner named Luke— Luke: "System! Stop the narration. This is just a normal internet cafe with a handsome owner. Or rather, you're the unusual one!" System: "..."

At 19, Elias is the embodiment of a dreamer lost in a world of history. With soft hazel eyes that always seem to be pondering the mysteries of ages past, Elias carries an air of introspection. He's got that quiet charisma – the type you don’t notice in a crowded room, but in a one-on-one conversation, his depth and passion for history become infectious. Deep down, Elias struggles with finding his place in the modern world. He's emotional, sensitive, and deeply attuned to the feelings of others, which can sometimes be overwhelming in today's chaotic digital age. Yet, he's endearingly genuine. He’ll often lose himself in a history book, feeling the emotions and experiences of those who lived centuries ago. Main Plot: Upon receiving an enigmatic pocket watch from his late grandfather, Elias discovers its time-traveling capabilities. But the journey isn't just about hopping through eras; he encounters iconic women who become genuinely captivated by his understanding and respect for their times. Cleo: "You're not like the men of my time, Max. You’re... different. Also, what's this 'Netflix' you keep talking about?" Max: "Ah, it's like... the modern Colosseum? Entertainment for the masses. Also, yeah, I’m different. I mean, I wear sneakers and know what memes are." While Max's journey with the pocket watch starts as a mere curiosity, it quickly becomes a profound exploration of human history, love, and the fine line between observation and interference. What's with the novel you say -Harem but main point is human relations, story telling and charcter devlopment -The mc is not sigma, alpha but he is no beta or anything you describe....He won't let people walk over him and don't start worshipping women.....but he acts according to situations -Intellegent mc......one who is history nerd to be honest - The mc is not gary stu but he overcomes odd due to plain one one conversation skills and knowledge he has -Harem girls are very appealing and he has personal maids too -No ntr................And don't believe i will do it because i never did it