Oggy Oggy Cockroach

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I swear. Please don’t cancel me before chapter 1. Anyway, I was a stand-up comedian. Not the good kind who gets Netflix specials. The kind who gets hit with beer bottles and told to “Meet me backstage. You’ll get one more mic.” One night, I was performing in a bar so shady, even cockroaches walked in with bodyguards. It was full of tattooed bikers who drink engine oil, smoke burnt rubber, lick silencers, cry over their exes, and still believe their fists are a valid debate technique. And there I was—trying to make them laugh using yo mamma jokes and dark humor so black it should’ve come with a flashlight and some cotton. They didn’t laugh. I kept going. One of them pulled out a gun. I cracked a joke. He cracked my skull. Bullet. Brain. Curtains. Boom. But here’s the funny part: I always wanted to be a successful comedian. Maybe get a standing ovation. But what I got was Uncontrollable Blood Ovulation. Still, I had dreams, man. Big dreams. Make people laugh. Marry someone who doesn't need two chairs to sit. Eat three meals a day, Own a yacht (the humble kind with a helipad) I wasn’t greedy. I would have donated 0.01% of my wealth to charity. I only wanted 99% of everything. But fate, karma, God, or probably the trends of Webnovel had other plans. Because instead of resting in peace… I woke up in another world. A fantasy world full of monsters, heroes, magic, kingdoms, war… And zero comedy clubs. Just my luck. So now I’ve got a second life, a rude system, and maybe a power or two. But being a Hero is secondary. First, I am gonna roast dragons, clown on kings, incest—invest, I mean invest and make the whole world laugh until they cry—or kill me again. Either way… Welcome to the story of the most dangerous thing in every world— A man who won’t shut up. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

Rei just wanted to read novels in peace, no girlfriends, no drama, no accidental death by divine lightning meant for a cockroach… But for now, he is the son of a powerful duke, reincarnated into a fantasy world full of magic, monsters—and dangerously obsessed women. They were childhood friends of that duke son. They all are sweet noble girls. One is emperor’s daughter and one is my older sister. Now they’re grown up… and they all want one thing. And that thing is Rei. Welcome to a world where love means stalking, loyalty means stabbing your rivals, and marriage proposals come with blood pacts and fireballs and even my system mocks me. Rei fiancées battle each other daily and his life is a romantic comedy… except it’s also a warzone. Oh, and his final mission is marry the Demon Queen. A literal succubus overlord trying to conquer the world. Somebody please help him. In a realm of swords, sorcery, and yandere chaos. So, he can find peace or at least keep his limbs attached. schedule : 2 chapter/day

THE KNIGHT WHO STOLE ME A Darkly Romantic Tale of Obsession, Forbidden Longing, and a Love That Won’t Be Ignored --- "I was supposed to hate him. Then he stole me." Sarah Jane, a quiet 17-year-old with a heart too tender for her own good, never asked for the attention of Andrew Knight—the ruthless, coldly beautiful CEO of AK Corporation. She certainly never expected to be dragged into his world, forced to live under his roof, or subjected to his unnerving gaze that seems to strip her soul bare. But Andrew Knight doesn’t ask. He takes. After a chance encounter awakens a long-buried obsession, Andrew whisks Sarah away to his gilded mansion, claiming her as his own. Yet this is no fairy tale—this is a war. He replaces her old things with expensive replicas—identical, but better. He watches her sleep, tucking her in with hands that could crush empires. He memorizes her sighs, counts her blushes, and hates how much he craves her fear. And Sarah? She should resist. But the deeper she falls into his world, the harder it becomes to deny the truth: Andrew Knight didn’t just steal her freedom. He stole the broken pieces of her heart—and refuses to give them back. --- WHY IT WORKS: “HE NOTICED HER FOUR YEARS AGO.” (Flashbacks reveal Andrew has been watching since her school speech. That photo in his drawer? Just the beginning.) “SHE LEFT HER DOOR UNLOCKED ON PURPOSE.” (And he knows it. The midnight temple kiss? Neither of them will admit it happened.) “THE COCKROACH SCENE.” (A bug makes him yank her into his chest. His heartbeat? Faster than hers.) “SAM, THE ULTIMATE CHAOS GREMLIN.” (“Andrew, if you keep glaring at her, she’ll think you hate her.” Andrew: “Good.” —Lies. Lies everywhere.) “THE ‘ONLY YOU’ WHISPER IN THE MAYBACH.” (His car. His rules. Her in the passenger seat. No one else.) --- TROPES YOU’LL DEVOUR: "Touch Her and You Die" Energy Forced Proximity (One mansion. Two stubborn hearts.) "Who Hurt You?" Backstories Slow Burn (So slow it burns the house down) Possessive AF CEO (“Look at me, Sarah. Only me.”) --- FINAL HOOK: "He was supposed to be her prison. Instead, he became her addiction." --- READ IF YOU DARE: You love morally grey men who loathe their own weakness. You live for heroines who are soft but never weak. You need a slow burn that hurts so good. --- WARNING: This story contains: Unresolved sexual tension (So much glaring.) A CEO who doesn’t know how to relax (But tries for her.) Sam. (Just… Sam.) --- THE KNIGHT WHO STOLE ME (Because love isn’t given. It’s claimed.)

Inho is a study holic average looking boy who was infatuated with high school it girl Wonhee.Though he tried to stop thinking about her his instincts to protect her from her ex boyfriend's slap changed his whole life.

Ughhh what to even say well I'll keep this short sorry my bad if you came here looking for some stupid self insert op Mc bullcrap just leave. I'm not the main character blessed by fate or some Devine providence or some rare bloodline. I'm probably a cockroach in the eyes of the beings who created this place a blot on the flawless canvas they constructed that never seems to quite wash out. I'm no hero and being a vital I just too much work, heck I'm not even allowed to use the system like everyone else, I'm weak and for the life of me I have no aptitude whatsoever. but it doesn't mater I'm a chemist through and through, and if I have to boil this world down to its roots and rebuild it from scratch to succeed then that's what I'll do. anyways, thanks for reading sincerely, flamel

Icarus was a human. The worst thing to be. Cockroaches are pesky, disgusting, and you always kill them. But what if humans were the bugs that they squashed? In a world where the once pesky insects are the beasts that kill the world instead of humans, humans are pushed to the brink of extinction. We follow along with a boy named Icarus. His mother gave him the name to remind him to not forget what's real and what's just a tale told. The humans live in small cities in the forest, they try their best to hide, and only humans that can pull their weight is allowed. Its survival of the finest, where the elderly and sick get thrown out and the pregnant are forced to go to another city until they give birth. The children are put in strict academies to learn to hunt for food and supplies. Icarus is thrown out of this society, and must learn to live on his own and avoid the powerful. But what if he can make it all work out? The tale of a universe not known.

How the Cockroach Save the World In a world on the brink of disaster, humanity's last hope comes in the most unlikely form — a resilient, scrappy cockroach named Bob. While humans panic and heroes fail, Bob scuttles through chaos with surprising wit, courage, and a bit of luck. From dodging giant robots to outsmarting alien invaders, this tiny survivor proves that even the smallest creature can make the biggest difference. Get ready for a wild, hilarious, and action-packed adventure that will change the way you see the world — and cockroaches — forever!

Humans are like cockroaches. That's what Ren’s brother, Seth, started saying after the virus hit. He said, “No matter what happens, the human race will survive it. That's why we must live.” She didn't know that meant he would abandon her to save himself. That's when she realized he was right. Ren is a cockroach, because even after she was devoured by the dead, she is still breathing. And one day, she’s going to get her revenge - if he's still alive when she finds him. Until then, she’s going to hide from the city's militia and get used to her new infected body. However after meeting another infected named Zero, Ren’s life goes from bad, to messed all the way up. The worst of it all, she discovers that something much more sinister is happening beyond that of the dead. *** Cover is owned by me and created by JV Arts

As acid rain corrodes the skyscrapers of New York City, Luna, a convenience store clerk in Kansas, finds herself a post-apocalyptic “savior” with the last 5,000 cans of beans in the state stacked in her underground warehouse. The sociopathic, blood-sick, cockroach-shy 24-year-old is forced to establish the rules of her new world with tin cans and expired candy: Want food? Trade secrets. But when marauders point guns at her glass door, a swarm of mutant voles gnaws at the shelves, and survivors begin to question “why the Savior is a dumbass who's never even been in love,” Luna finally raises the crowbar to her betrayer's throat: “Now, get down on your knees and call me God. ”

The end had come. Abnormally high and low temperatures, strong storms, and unusually short days and nights ensued. The moon turned red, and the sun appeared abnormally large, visible even from great distances. Just as people thought it was over, the next phase began. An unknown chemical spread across the globe, unleashing a large-scale pandemic. No one was spared; countless deaths were unavoidable. Then, the zombies emerged. Strong, sensitive, and resilient like cockroaches, they were incredibly difficult to kill. When humanity thought it was doomed, Heaven seemed to offer a reprieve, granting them a chance to fight back. Many powerful figures joined forces to build strong bases, one of which was the heroine's. A single mother who had survived countless hardships, her situation made her particularly compelling. She was coveted by many. Many sought to control her, to make her a puppet, to exploit her until she was no longer useful. But despite these malicious intentions, he stood firm, concealing his abilities while protecting her. He would protect her with his life, and she, along with her baby, would survive until the world regained its peace and moral compass.

“Ding! Congratulations, Host, for defeating a Beast King across realms. Reward: tenfold amplification, Immortality, and sixty years of cultivation!” As the system's voice echoed in his mind, Qin Yang stared blankly at the giant cockroach he had just stomped to death. “Alert! Beast Emperor-level star beast detected. Host is advised to flee immediately, or risk dying without leaving a corpse!” Qin Yang looked at the tiny purple spider in front of him, a huge question mark practically hovering over his head. You're calling this thing a Beast Emperor? Inside the library, Qin Yang was quietly reading a book when a young girl walked in. “Ding! Empress aura detected. Host is advised to immediately kneel and take her as your master. A boundless future awaits!” Qin Yang stared stiffly at the girl, who was completely absorbed in her reading, her face still youthful and innocent. This system has got to be seriously messed up.

Omegaverse meets Werewolf-verse In a world full of werewolves, where the strongest had it all, Valentin is part of the minority that was mostly looked down on: the Omegas. Only the simplest and dirtiest jobs would they get; their beauty frowned upon: their whole existence, neither a man nor a woman, considered something grotesque. His job: janitor of a high school; his one-room apartment: full of cockroaches: his friends: what friends? His lover: non-existent, no woman would ever take an Omega. His trivial life, however, changed when one of the former most popular students followed him home after lingering at the school without friends and girls sourrounding him. Who would have thought? He turned out to be a fellow sufferer, whose life was destroyed by the news he had received and the low existence he turned out to be. Two men wanting nothing more than to remain exactly what they had thought to be: two men. Yet, a grotesque love blossomed between two grotesque existences, turning everything that was taken from them into nothing more than triviality. Please be aware that MC is a stutterer; it could affect your reading experience; Shou perspective (perhaps they're a reversible couple); ML falls in love first; both 'straight'; mutual bending

Rap was just a simple roach, sneaking into Zhongnanhai for a late-night snack. Big mistake. One second, I’m vibing under a cabinet. The next, I’m dodging janitors armed with industrial-grade bug spray like I’m in an action movie. But just when I think I’ve survived the most ridiculous night of my life, I stumble into a secret lab—where scientists are watching my escape on live TV. And guess what? They want me. *shines* Turns out, I’m not just any cockroach. I’m The Rap Roach. Legendary. Unkillable. Possibly the key to some insane government experiment. Surviving the daily pesticide death was one thing. Surviving whatever this is? Yeah. This just got way harder.

Lin Kecong is a quiet and depressed person. Since the age of 5, his father, Lin Daqiang have lost his business and become a gambler and a drunkard. He become violence and start beating up Kecong. On Kecong 6 years old birthday, Kecong and his mum Li Xuefen was celebrating his birthday. At 10pm, a drunk Daqiang pulled Kecong out of his room and locked him inside the dark store room of their farm. Xuefen kept knocking on the door to ask him to stop beating their son. But Daqiang tied up Kecong and kept using his belt to whip him hardly. After whipping he spray water on him and leave him inside the darkroom with all the rats and cockroaches. The next morning, his mother quickly sent him to the nearest hospital. Xuefen worried of his health, she bring Kecong and leave the farm and leave her hubby. Xuefen went to Shanghai city to work as a bar hostess to bring up Kecong. Kecong did not know what she work as. 13 years old, Kecong successfully got into Shanghai High school. Everyone in the school despair him as his school uniform is also dirty and torn. 13 years old Kecong have been working in MacDonalds after school hours to help his mother to pay the house rental. 14 years old that year, Daqiang found him and beat him up badly. The next day he fainted in the art classroom due to fever cos of his leg and back injuries. His teacher, Chen Ming and his senior, Wang Jia Hao sent him to the hospital. His mother known of his injuries and found out that the injuries were caused by Daqiang, she took a knife and look for him. Kecong rushed over to look for his mother but instead he saw his mother got killed by his father. Daqiang got caught and went into prison for 10 years. Due to the incident, Kecong went into depression and start talking to himself. In the school he cried everyday. Jia Hao and Chen Ming kept looking after him. A month later after hearing his father went to jail, he took a knife in the arts classroom and cut his wrist. Out of sympathy, Jia Hao started looking after him and even brought him to his condominium to stay with him. After six months being together, the both of them fell in love with each other. Jia Hao applied for Shanghai university but his parents insisted that he go to Harvard University to study medicine. Later his mother felt strange and followed him back to the condominium and saw the both of them kissing in the room without clothes on. Out of anger, she informed his father. His father asked his men to abduct Kecong to his warehouse. They tied him and kept beating him. Jia Hao mother, Wang pei pei slapped him and said him disgusting. Kecong did not dare to answer a word. Chen Ming informed Jia Hao that Kecong was abducted by his parents. He went up to his father’s office and begged him to release Kecong. Pei pei said as long as he willing to go to Harvard they will take as this matter never happened before. Left with no choice, he accepted their request and asked them to give Kecong some money to see doctor and give him a place to stay. They agreed and release him. Without leaving a word to Kecong, Jia Hao left Shanghai to Harvard university to study. Kecong nearly lost his right leg and he went into depression again. He accepted Jia hao’s parents money as a loan and rejected their condo to stay. In the hospital he committed suicide twice. After recovery, Chen Ming took him in to stay in his house but he rejected. After finishing his secondary school, Kecong started to work. He work few jobs a day; a courier in the day, by night he went to a gay pub to work as a waiter. He rent a small old attic room to stay. He eat a box of rice or noodles for a week and biscuits for a week. 3 years later, while sending courier service to an advertising company, the manager spot his looks and offered him to act in an advertisement. The advertisement made him famous overnight. By 22, he managed to return back the money to pei pei and pay off his dad loans.

The God Of The End is dead. Cults and heretics are rising up practicing sick rituals in the name of the "True Gods" Mortals are being corrupted by the power of the abyss, alliances are built in the face of an inevitable galactic war. A new god is taking millions of sacrifices per day. And untold horrors are lurking the dark cosmos. In that kind of world there can be no heroes.... even the strong are squashed like cockroaches everyday. Only pure evil can survive. In the midst of a merciless civil war, ... a young boy has a fateful encounter with a spiritual parasite. The boy doesn't care about the state of the world. Justice is a foreign concept to him. And kindness has cost him too much, There is only one thing he want's. And that is.... ... REVENGE Author: The power system I have planned is a mix of god's blessings, a magic/alchemy, technology, SCP's and certain racial traits. If you have any suggestions comment them I love to be inspired.

In a world where data is the new currency and corruption is coded into the system, Ethan Cole—a 19-year-old tech savant with a vendetta against predatory corporations—fights to protect the vulnerable from digital wolves. Working at a failing repair shop in Silicon Valley’s shadow, Ethan spends his days salvaging cat photos from cockroach-infested laptops and his nights reverse-engineering malware for pocket change. But when he discovers “Phoenix Fire,” a sophisticated virus destroying data without ransom demands, he uncovers a conspiracy that will forge him into a titan… or destroy him.

The cockroach den of Brooklyn, New York, harbors Wall Street's most feared hunter. Lucas - the diner waiter who is humiliated by spilled red wine every day - spends his time between polishing silverware writing hedge fund loopholes in ketchup. When he discovers that the financial queen has blackmailed herself into becoming a scapegoat with her mother's chemo bills, the blockchain key hidden in his steak knife starts to glow. On the night of the Michelin three-star bow tie stained with blood, the poor kid used cryptocurrency to set off a financial nuclear explosion across the Manhattan yacht and the UN dome. It was a battle between mole crickets and giant predators, where mathematical formulas became daggers piercing the throats of capital, and all the rules would be rewritten in the burning flames of Bitcoin. When the digital flood engulfs the bronze bulls of Wall Street, you will realize: true power is always born in the eyes of those who have been stepped into the muck.

Death resurrected him from the underworld. Tobias Flame, the cruelest villain of his time, was given a task and returned to life on Earth to make a change in a man named Max Gordon. But, Death reincarnated Tobias Flame into a cockroach! Will Tobias be able to complete Death's mission? Will Max Gordon's fate be better or worse with Tobias in his life? This is the 25th novel from Lelevil Lelesan. Happy reading and don't forget to support the author. Thank you~

Regis Polaris, the rogue noble boy who had stood up to noble children, alienating the entire nobility, began to build an immense power. In a world where the Gorgon Empire was closely linked with the federation, enemies against the alliance of kingdoms. Monsters proliferating like cockroaches, enemies lurking on every street corner. Plots aiming to eliminate those who harm their interests. Abandoning the position of heir to Polaris, Regis now has to build a force to protect himself. This idea will take shape under an organization named "Foundation." Regis now held the map of the world in the palm of his hand. "The Foundation will now come into being."

''Life gave me nothing, all that I achieved was from my might alone'' ---------------------- One of the most pitiful thing I can think of , is not being in control of your life, all of my existence played around the need to survive from the mistakes of people I never knew ,talked or even saw. I was stuck repaying a debt I didn't even know existed. My life took a dark turn as I did whatever it took to fill my stomach—blackmailing, stealing, extorting—anything to survive. Yet one day as I woke up , what closed in from my eyes were not the cockroaches of my apartment but a luxurious room. Countless servants, meals that seemed like feasts, and elegant clothes awaited me each day. Yet not everything that shone was gold, as I soon discovered that I had transmigrated inside the body of Favian Delecroix, the first and weakest villain of the novel '' The Call's of Narain''. Unfortunately for me , the damage was already done , as upon myself I had invoked the ire of the main character of the novel, someone I had no hope to beat if I was to remain as I was. Nonetheless, I was determined to overcome the challenges presented by this unexpected opportunity, and I vowed to do everything in my power to survive the perils and make the most of this second chance at life. [I kindly request readers to Reach at least the First ten chapters , before deciding wethever to give It a chance or not ]

“It’s Duke Raymond, oh my god he looks so handsome in white!!” a lady exclaimed. Just hearing this warning bell Eloise, peered to the right. A beautiful man dressed completely in white tux walked confidently into the ballroom. His black eyes wandered amongst the crowd, searching for a certain someone. {‘Why is he here!!’} Eloise bit her lips anxiously. {‘Either way, lets run before he catches me,’} she pulled up her fluffy ruffle skirt to her knees and ran like the wind. All of a sudden she felt her skirt being pulled from behind. “How audacious of you to pull a lady’s skirt,” she shouted and pulled without taking a glance back. “My, my, I think I stepped on a cockroach, what shall I do? Shall I roast it for tainting my shoes or should I chop its head off,” a hoarse voice jokingly said from behind. {‘Shit, I’m dead,’} she glanced back in slow motion. “This..... My lord, can you let go of my skirt,” she pointed to his foot that was firmly stepping on the bottom of her skirt. “Why not, I am just expressing my emotions to the lady who expressed ardent feeling to me in her letters,” he said with a smug smirk. The crowd gasped. “She wrote him a love letter!! That shameless wrench,” some lady shouted out loud. Hearing this, Eloise’s eyelid twitched, “sir... no, Lord, I think you misunderstood. I was only expressing my heartfelt gratitude with my ‘thank you’ letter,” she enunciated each word. The duke chuckled. “Oh is that so,” he strode closer having a tight grip on her skirt, “are the words bat-shit-bastard, ring a bell. I read it in your letter,” Eloise gritted her teeth, {‘so you plan to use my word against me, huh? We’ll see who wins,’} she stepped to his side, showing her back to the entire crowd. “MY LORD! Where are you touching me?!” Suddenly she shouted, gasping her bosom. “How audacious of you. I RESPECTED YOU SIR!! How could you do this,” she screamed and ran away while he was frozen in shock. The entire ball room was in disarray. “Lord Raymond is a pervert!!”

Capitolo 1 Lady Isadora, un'affascinante giovane aristocratica, passeggiava nel giardino di Kensington, circondata da aiuole fiorite e alberi secolari. Il sole del pomeriggio filtrava tra le foglie, creando un gioco di ombre sul sentiero. Isadora amava quel luogo; era il suo rifugio segreto, dove poteva sognare e riflettere lontano dagli sguardi curiosi della sua famiglia. Ma oggi, la sua mente era occupata da pensieri contrastanti. Da un lato c'era Lord Nicholas, un giovane affascinante con un sorriso disarmante e un'intelligenza acuta. Dall'altro, c'era Hastings, il potente duca di Waverley, noto per la sua determinazione e il suo carattere tenace. Entrambi erano su pretendenti, entrambi avevano catturato la sua attenzione. “Isadora!” chiamò una voce, interrompendo i suoi pensieri. Era Lady Margaret, la sua migliore amica, con un'espressione vivace sul volto. “Ho sentito voci di un ballo a palazzo la prossima settimana. Dovremmo andarci!” “Un ballo?” rispose Isadora, i suoi occhi brillavano di curiosità. “Senza dubbio, sarà l’occasione perfetta per incontrare Lord Nicholas e il duca.” Margaret, divisa tra l'eccitazione e la preoccupazione, smise di camminare. “Spero che tu non scelga Hastings. È affascinante, ma è anche molto ambizioso. Potrebbe non essere il partito giusto per te.” Isadora sorrise, ma il suo cuore batteva forte. “Nicholas è un gentiluomo, ma c’è qualcosa in Hastings che mi attrae; la sua forza, la sua presenza… è difficile da spiegare. Ma come posso scegliere, quando entrambi gli uomini sembrano interessati a me?” Lady Margaret, prendendo la mano di Isadora, lo fece con affetto. “Ricorda, cara amica, che non è solo il tuo cuore a dover decidere, ma anche la tua mente. Ascolta ciò che senti veramente.” Mentre le due ragazze si allontanavano verso casa, Isadora sentì un misto di emozione e incertezza. La danza tra il dovere e il desiderio era appena cominciata.*

In ordinary web novels, when the protagonist of luck encounters danger, they always turn misfortune into fortune and become stronger, like an unkillable cockroach. *** “System, how do I become a qualified villain?” Qi'an asked. 【Hunt down protagonists, snatch their luck!】 【Trample on Holy Sons, embrace Saintesses! 】 【Fame that terrifies all that makes all bow their heads! 】 【Please complete the following tasks, and grow into a qualified villain.】 “Task: Subdue a maid, recruit a golden-luck Saintess as a maid.” “Reward: Divine Ability "Thousand Swords To Court” “Task: Annihilate a Holy Son or a Saintess of a holy land, sect, or ancient clan.” “Reward: Ice Qilin Essence Blood, Fire Qilin Essence Blood, etc…” Qi'an was rendered speechless after reading. Holy Sons and Saintesses are beings that everyone looks up to! Kill Holy Sons, collect Saintesses! *** 【Ding! Villain mission received: Massacre】 【Kill a total of ten Holy Sons, Saintesses, or Heavenly Talents from ancient clans】 【Reward: 10,000 Villain Points, Ancestral Dragon Essence Blood x3】 *** “Enough, come back. Have you become addicted to killing?” Qi’an ordered. The white-clad sword guards sheathed their swords reluctantly, returning with a sense of unfulfillment. 【Ding! Host kills without blinking, extremely domineering! Villain points +10000】 ‘I’m truly a thorough villain… Even my subordinates look like villains!’ *** Qi'an noticed that the Saintess was also looking at him. Her beautiful eyes seemed to hold an inexplicable heat. The prince is actually the legendary physique that drives countless women crazy… Dragon Yang Dao Body! Knowing this fact, Saintess's heart was already in turmoil. *** If there is anyone in the Holy Land who could be favored by His Highness, it would probably be his precious daughter, the Saintess. But she has never liked being close to men since childhood. Elegant as a lotus, how could she possibly be willing to serve another man? Just as he was hesitating, the Saintess in a white dress, arrived, “Father, let me serve His Highness.” *** In this battle, Lin Qi’an borrowed ten thousand swords and killed a thousand people! Unmatched in the world, his fierce reputation spread far and wide. 【Ding! Host acted domineeringly and decisively, embodying the villain’s demeanor.】 【Villain points +20000】 【Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the task “Slay a Holy Son”】 【Rewards obtained: “Ice Qilin Essence Blood” “Fire Qilin Essence Blood”】 ........…..(*_*).................. WTF Saintess wanna serve the villain on her own accord!! Wanna find out what happened next, read the novel then.

a very ugly cockroach abomination with the ability to use radiation akin to a 100 year old radioactivated plastic,he had goldfish intelligence thrashed by everyone in the village,with his younger brother as a 2 year old multiversely recognised as devil terror with a system now was killed by his aunt which made her a phycho and she planted a bomb on the cruise their family was to attend. Raju's bullies were also there just for fun,they threw him in the water at 8 seconds before the bomb blasted.Raju's favourite toy was on the ship when it blasted,this thing with goldfish IQ could not understand that his family was obliterated and he even saw his aunt plant the bomb on the ship but this "SUPERHUMAN" THOUGHT IT WAS A DECORATION!!!!!!. Now he only had the urge to take revenge from his aunt for destroying his favourite toy. he lost consciousness and floated to an shut down nuclear powerplant and started absorbing the radiation.he trained there for 13 years and he got some nice abilities like making his body look like his past or future self(young and old)so he the dumbthing didn't learn to swim instead jumped his was through the power plant to the town because there was another drowned 11 years after the first one so a newspaper floated over the power plant and when he saw it his blood boiled again it was said that his aunt became the leader of a pycho organisation and commited crimes for fun and no one was able to catch her. after this news he went straight to his town 2 years later but when he defeated all the members of the organisation . he left one to speak to him laterand asked whe was his aunt the member laughed uncontrollably then said didn't you see the newspaper a month ago!?! .Raju asked "just what was in it ?" the member replied she hit her head on the stairs by the orange peel which fell from the dustbin and she immediately died there.we were just going to select the leader tomorrow and you are the best candidate.this goldfish IQ agreed like getting a 10$ candy for free by a stranger at 12O clock without any sense of security by that shady stranger.tommorow he was declared the leader.COMING SOON NEXT PART

[ Ding, congratulations to the host for leapfrogging and killing the Beast King. The reward will increase tenfold, and he will gain immortality and a level of cultivation! ] Listening to the system prompts in his mind, Alex looked at the big cockroach that he had just trampled to death with a confused look on his face. [ Alert! A beast king-level star beast has been discovered. Please run away quickly, otherwise you will die without a complete body! ] Alex looked at the little purple spider in front of him, with a big question mark hanging on his forehead. Do you call this thing the Beast King? In the library, Alex was reading a book when a little girl walked in. [ Ding, the Empress’ aura has been detected. Please bow to the master immediately. The future is bright! ] Alex looked at the young girl in front of him who was reading a book seriously, his expression a little stiff. I’m afraid there’s something seriously wrong with this system!

AUTHOR NOTE 14.05.2024: Hello all! Sorry for the long wait, I wrote myself into a literal corner and realised I have to retcon a few things in arc 4 before I can move on with the story. Will try to get this fixed in the soonest! Really sorry for the wait TT o TT **** Infinite/Unlimited Flow horror BL novel Might be a parody. And MC might be a villain.... 1v1 Introducing: A suicidal and bored MC and… wait, where the f&?! is the ML?! *** Lam Thanh Van believes it’s about time someone ended his miserable life. But being an immortal has hindered his path to Hell. Scratch that, Hell is off limits with the terrifying speed his body stitches itself back together, no matter how much someone might hack him to pieces. With such a long and torturous life of trying to finish himself and failing miserably, he imagines that his death would be grand, like slaying a dragon - or a very persistent cockroach. Now, the only problem was finding a hero worthy of such a cause. *** [The last player has arrived. Players, prepare for briefing.] [Welcome to the annual 2023rd survival championship.] The grand doors to the dome slowly pulled close, drawing everyone’s gazes over to the lone figure standing by himself, like a rabbit frozen in the headlights. In front of the sea of players, fawn eyes dilated with fright. Fresh tears still clung to the lashes that framed the eyes so green they reminded the people of ocean waves crashing to the white sandy shore. Long limbs were clad in a simple T-shirt with a pair of washed-out jeans hugging his slim waist. Messy lavender hair and snow-white skin tinted with faint pink seemed ethereal in the scene. Like a magnolia tree growing in the desert… or a white lotus sprouting from a pile of bullshit. One brave individual broke away from the herd, cold eyes set on the last player. ”Stay with us if you want to live.” Lam Thanh Van raised his gaze up to the looming man, green eyes drenched with tears, his lips trembling as he could only muster a nod. [All players, scenario one will commence now. Good luck and try not to die.] —— When nothing is as it seems - who can you trust? ML: Not the author, that’s for sure. The synopsis is just one huge clickbait- *Author smacks this insolent child with a hardcover edition of the Bible*: Quiet, you! Or I won’t let you appear even after the halfway mark! MC: … You evil bish!! —- T/W: This is mature content. A sprinkle of horror, a teaspoon of gore, topped with a handful of clownery. Some papapa is added as a garnish at the end. Consume at your own digression. A/N: This is an original work by LinShui. The cover is not mine, as I have negative skills in any illustrative art. Will commission for a cover when I’m no longer a broke bish. Do let me know if this is your art and you want to take it down, thanks! #unrequitedlove

A man from Earth with a heart condition dies after being scared by a cockroach. Poor man. This man is reincarnated in the Nine Heavens, where each heaven has a different color. He starts in the Blue Heaven. Ashamed of the way he died, he decides to live his new life to the fullest. However, before he can enjoy his life, his parents send him to a sect. There, he discovers that he possesses a Devouring physique.

If one day, everyone becomes smaller, a piece of bread can be eaten for half a month, a bottle of Maotai can be drunk for several years, taking a bath with milk is no longer a dream, and driving a toy car around the house. Doesn’t it sound cool? However, cockroaches, mice, and even ants have become deadly threats. How can people protect themselves?

Bu Cai, Our Main Character, has died... He thought he would be plunged into eternal darkness, but luckily (or unluckily) he gets a system which tells him he has to bring the demise of different fortuned ones so that he can continue existing. Equipped with his years of reading Xianxia novels and his unique perspective, Will he be able to deal with these pests or will he cease to exist? ------------------------------ Check out my other novel that I'll be focusing on, 'It's Hard Being A Background Character' if you feel like it. Cover is Not Mine. (First story, Don't expect much, suggestions and feedback is appreciated)