I Will Survive Jesus Parody

The entire world was peaceful until one day, a crack in the sky brought upon the end of peace. From its dark chasm, monsters from the otherworld poured out. These monsters had one singular goal: Destroy the world. Treating the inhabitants like livestock, these powerful invaders killed and massacred as they went. Damien, whose parents were from two of the most powerful races - the angel and vampire race - seeks to avenge his slaughtered parents and with the power of the two races and the ability to devour the abilities of creatures he kills, He will.... ERADICATE ALL MONSTERS!

With a second chance given to her after a pathetic ending to a life she didn’t want, Irene Litharion decides that she will follow in her father’s footsteps and become a knight. Waking up in the body of her eleven year old self, she’s reinvigorated to follow her heart. She has the rare blood of ancient warriors in her veins and promises to not turn her back to it anymore. Prepared for the sacrifices she will have to make to live the life she wants, a new challenge is presented when the only way she can become an apprentice knight is to turn her back on femininity altogether. The years she spent being forced to attend etiquette lessons go out the window and instead, daily sword practice takes place. Her father does all he can to get her into the knighthood, but it’s up to her to show her strength and skill to stay in it. However, it’s different than she expects when the Monster War ravages her homeland, she learns the sting of loss, and secrets of her own blood present themselves the more she leans into the thrill of battle.

What would you do if you woke up on a throne with no memory of your past life, only darkness feasting on your soul and cold creeping into your bones? You begin to see a person in visions and realize it is yourself, but the figure in these memories is a nightmare. A philosophical tale exploring the curse of emptiness and eternity, leading to an unimaginable hatred for what thrives beyond the shadows. Born from darkness and devoid of memories, a being embarks on a quest to uncover its origins. But as the journey unfolds, the pursuit of forgotten truths only deepens its sense of emptiness. Corrupted by the very answers it seeks, the being becomes the very entity from its memories—lost, hollow, and bound by the relentless cycle of its own existence.

Beep Beep An unfamiliar mechanical sound wakes him up. The silvery orb appears under his almond-shaped eyes. His irish gleam in warm light streaming into the hospital room through the big window. "Ugh" The boy with a thin body, felt a little dizzy as he regain consciousness. His obsidian hair looks a bit messy after being unconscious for three months hospitality. But the one who'd just come out of the coma only felt it's only a split second after his heart stabbed by icy-cold sword. Wait, I'm still alive? As he began to realise that he was still alive, Yue Lian's hand reached to his left chest. Badump The sound of the heartbeat on his chest made him hard to believe. This is unbelievable! Yue Lian began to recall the moment he died. He still remembers vividly, how the sword pierced his heart. A mouthful of blood spurted out from his grayish-dry lips. Although the man face covered with blood and looks like a living corpse with pale bluish skin, but this cannot hide the remaining beauty on his face. It can be said that his face is soft, but not overly delicate, and at the same time exudes an unknown misty allure that would make even a god envious. As the crimson red sky emitting huge orange flame, Yue Lian looks up. His silver orb eyes tremble slightly looking at familliar face. After a moment of silence, he laughs out loud as if his heart had never been stabbed to begin with. "■■■" "■■■" He knew they had a conversation about something at that time, but he didn't know what was said. But even if he can't recall what was he said, he can still feel the deep of sadness in his chest. As if his heart was broken not by other party's sword, but by some unknown reason. Yue Lian tries to recall his memories, but they remain the same. It is as if a mysterious mist blocked half of his memories. And after his death, his soul was somehow trapped in Yue Mian's body. Yue Lian adjusts his thoughts, as he can roughly guess what happened in the past. In his previous life, Yue Lian was once a supreme God who managed the worlds with two other supreme gods. He is the God of Death, who controls the death of mortals, demons, cultivators, or even gods. Because of this power, he's made another god fear and envy him. After remembering his background in his previous life, he was sure that the one who killed him was one of the other two supreme god or even both. He still not sure if the two of supreme god join forces to killed him "Uhm, may I know who are you?" The middle-aged man trembled at his son's polite gesture, as if he was unfamiliar with them. "Don't joke around! I don't know what game you're playing, but I'm different from your father. I won't fall for your tricks, kid." "Father, please don't said that! Mian-mian already in coma for 3 months! How can it be fake?!" "You fool! This is not the first time this brat done this kind of ridiculous ploy" After the conversation between father and son, which was more of a debate, Yue Lian was sure that the original owner was a troublemaker who often played tricks on his family. But still, it's impossible for human personality to be that superficial, isn't it? Like a fire that cannot burn without smoke. Yue Lian still needs to investigate the reason why his soul didn't go to the reincarnation circle, but was sucked into Mian-mian's body instead.

Rhenzquiel Winscloft, a graduating 18 year old boy has lived happily with his family. Though he was getting bullied at school, he does his best trying to keep it a secret to his parents. One day, he started getting weird hallucinations about game windows, monsters, and strange lights. What makes it even more suspicious was that it all looked similar to the game that he has been playing... Glitched Arena. He didn't mind it, he played it cool. However, ever since he got those strange hallucinations, he's life has been getting worse. His father getting a strange illness, his mother dying in an unthinkable way, and his little brother disappearing so suddenly. After he experienced so many unfortunate events with his family for 3 years, he finally got a vague answer to all his questions. Heroes, game windows, game systems, magic powers, and monsters... It wasn't just hallucinations anymore, it became a reality. Is this the end of the world or is this a new beginning?

A Failed score in the National Examinations was enough to make many youths desolate. Such a score should be the end of any Protagonist. With Parents who didn't love him, and a brother who was hellbent on using him as a stepping Stone, Levon's life was already colorful. Many waited for his Fall. However, there was a saying, that for a few, failure wasn't the end—but the beginning of something darker. "Mr. And Mrs. Belmont, My academy is interested in your son. Don't worry, we have just the place for him." "Alright. Please, take the troublemaker away!" Levon watched in eerie calm, putting up no resistance. Soon, he thrust into a world completely unfamiliar to him. There was danger, chaos, and the promise of death looming in each corner. "Blood ACADEMY..." It was an odd place… an odd but interesting one. Discord: https://discord.gg/5Fk75rXXRj Posting times will be 2 chapters a Day, staring from February 8th, 2025.

"On that day, Zach Harper died-" Or at least that was how it was supposed to be. I died. But there was good news, and bad news. The good news; I was reincarnated! Transmigrated into the World of Aethoria! Holy fuck, miracles do happen! But the bad news was, "Huh? What's this?" ... [DING!] A New Quest has been issued:- Type:- SURVIVAL Name:- Quest To Becoming Stronger: Description: The {Great Calamity} is coming...Get stronger and survive. Duration-: ... Reward:- ... Penalty:- Death, ??? ] ... I had to survive. •••• Join the discord! https://discord.gg/3E6p8AdQVR ••• Stone goals will be re-updated soon.

"Deep, an ordinary boy sleeping in his room, suddenly finds himself in a dark forest in a new world. He doesn’t know that every god and even higher existences want to kill him. Will he be able to save himself, or will he die on this journey?"

Everything changed in one night. The night didn’t turn into day; the darkness remained. Then we saw those ravenous Skinwalkers, devouring humans alive. What will happen next? Who are these Skinwalkers? How will we survive? Amid all this chaos, I fell in love with someone who was my companion throughout this journey. But then I discovered a horrifying truth: the person I loved was the creator of this entire nightmare. He was the king of those aliens. Why did he pretend to love me? NOTE: Cover is not mine credit goes to respected owner.

Zane, a shut-in pro gamer, thrives on high-stakes gaming challenges, always seeking the next adrenaline rush. One night, after conquering a brutal in-game tournament, he finds a mysterious black box labeled "Game of Survival" in a dark alley. Inside, he discovers an onyx ring and a sleek black card embedded with golden circuitry. Intrigued, he inserts the card into his gaming console—and his world changes forever.

A fun cruise trip turns into a nightmare when a violent storm destroys the ship, casting the surviving students onto a deadly island. Surrounded by terrifying monsters, both at sea and on land, each day becomes a desperate fight for survival. Will anyone make it out alive from this killer island?! I hope so… Hahahaha!

God loved the world so much that He gave is only son to die on that cross so that we can have eternal life

In a world where muscle is magic and size is power, Ged, a ruthless drug lord, is on an obsessive quest to sculpt the perfect physique. Terrified of what an unchecked body sorcerer might become, the ruling authorities impose strict weight limits on their citizens and punish people for inscribing deadly magical abilities in their muscles. With a physique breaking more laws than one, Ged hides himself away in the underground, using the illicit drug trade to fund the relentless demands of body sorcery. Aspiring to rise to the stars like the legendary Cosmic Bodybuilders of the past, he defies a world that fears him, chasing an ambition others call impossible. But as he grows, he realizes his true enemies aren’t the authorities or even the living world beneath his feet. It’s existence itself. Ged unearths an ancient secret buried deep within the fabric of reality… one so devastating it shatters everything he once believed. He tried to be logical. He tried to remain silent. But with the final piece of the puzzle in hand, he sees no other path forward... "Reality can no longer be saved. I must tear it apart and replace it with myself!"

From Mundane Office Worker to Relentless Survivor: Kai's Journey Begins Anew! [Disclaimer: Female Main Character If you do not like females being the main character this book is not for you. Also, if you only like the typical arrogant characters that never have any emotional development this is not for you.] Kai Richards led an ordinary life as a bank employee until an extraordinary phenomenon altered their destiny forever. The appearance of enigmatic towers brought about a ruthless transformation - Kai became an Awakened, a designation bestowed upon them by the government. In this new world, ordinary citizens like Kai were deemed dispensable. However, a fatal encounter with a formidable Rank B creature inside a lowly Rank D dungeon changed everything. In a twist of fate, Kai is granted a second chance, sent back three years into the past. Armed with a resolute determination to survive, they embark on an arduous quest to acquire every skill and knowledge necessary for a fresh lease on life. No longer a disposable pawn thrown into the perilous depths of the Tutorial Towers, Kai seeks to reclaim their agency and defy their predetermined fate. Join Kai on an exhilarating odyssey as they navigate the intricacies of this transformed reality, honing their survival prowess and uncovering the secrets that lie within the towering structures. Prepare for a gripping tale of redemption, self-discovery, and the unyielding pursuit of a brighter future against all odds. Thank you Snoring_Panda for the new cover! Discord Link: https://discord.gg/3AgVEvvrbK

In a realm where magic and ambition blend, Rhiannon, the rebellious daughter of the Demon Queen, shocks her world by choosing the kitchen over elite magecraft. She's got one goal: to outshine her legendary great-grandmother, Leora, by mastering the culinary arts at the top magical academy. But when Rhiannon meets Maeve, a mesmerizing teacher whose lessons go way beyond the kitchen. Their forbidden romance start. With a fiery dragon by her side, a fiercely protective twin sister, and an unquenchable passion for cooking, Rhiannon's path is one of defiance and discovery. Can she rise to become the greatest chef across both realms, or will the flames of forbidden love consume her dreams?

Aberaeron has been facing recurring cases of murders and people going missing for the past few months. Witnesses report demonic activities and wraiths attacking travelers at night, the bodies of the unfortunate found mauled, flesh rendered from bones. The Emperor and elites of the upper court have dismissed the issue as merely a propaganda to fuel the religious zealots. Melannia Ashberne, the heir to the House Ashberne, has her own demons to face with unpleasant nightmares destroying her sleep. When her family is attacked on a trip to the city of Ravelon, Melannia finds herself standing in crossroads of deadly truths, harsh betrayals, and questions better left unanswered.

I fell into a crazy world.

Jack was injured and fell into a coma during a sports event. When he woke up in the hospital, he discovered that he was the only living person left in the world. What's worse, everyone else had turned into zombies due to an infection! Surrounded by zombies on all sides, he struggles to survive and decides to search for other survivors. Are there any survivors left? How will he survive?

The world changed when the awakening happened, literally. Everyone was transported to a whole new world, with about no idea why or who sent them. Waking up in a clearing of a ominous forest along with 50 other random people who did not know each other and survive through trials of life and death. Witness the journey of a boy that rose up from the streets to pinnacle of the Universe.

Thaddeus, an orphan cursed to live a short life, enrolls in the world-renowned school of heroes, Argonaut Academy. With his only means of getting cured being the elixir rewarded to the top graduate, will he be able to become the number one student in this school filled with geniuses?

"Don't tell me heroes are righteous, my father died because of a hero. If I am going to save others I will do it my way." Rafe has an encounter with Guardian, the world's number 1 hero. Despite being powerless at the time, he impressed the strongest hero and shows great promise. Circumstances had Rafe join a secret hero team that specialise on covert missions comprised of sidekicks and potential heroes. With his own ideals he sets out to carve out a path he feels necessary, he plans to discover what it means to be a true hero. The villains also are not sitting idly by, Rafe will come to know that some villains might not be as bad as they make them out to be. A/N: If you love superhero books and what to see a new representation of the genre then try it out. Also there will be no system, harem or plot armour in this work so don't expect it. I hope you enjoy the work and offer tips where necessary

A man named Garret wakes up to find himself in the back of your basic general goods store. He gets out after dealing with vertigo and a hangover from his drinking party. He had just come back from the front lines of a skirmish with the Terrorist group known as La Muerte de Diablo. His mind was hazy as he couldn't remember why he was there in the store or how he got there. A quick look to his phone revealed it has been 3 days since his last clear memory of the party and he was wondering where everyone was. Signal was gone and no sounds came from the store front despite it being a saturday afternoon. One step outside revealed, "Shit, it's the zombie apocalypse. And why can I see a virtual screen store from games in front of me?" Join Garret as he navigates this new world and what the heck it means to have basic stats and an infinite online store to help him survive. This is a story where it has, No level ups, no skill system, what you know is what you can do, and the store only has so many things you can grab with your points per day. Talk about a stressful survival game come to life. Now this is R18 for blood, violence, gore, sex, a slight harem (gotta repopulate that earth), and all kinds of cool fight scenes from mutant zombies to other skilled survivors who are out for blood. Come take a look!

When interdimensional portals opened in Earth, a young man named Adrian Sage is forced to participate in a mysterious survival game. The only way to survive is to enter the portals, each leading to a new realm with its unique games and challenges. With each portal, Adrian must adopt to new rules, opponents, all while unravelling the secrets behind the tournament and the true purpose of the portals. As Adrian progresses, the stakes grow higher and the games become increasingly deadly. Will Adrian be able to survive the games or will he become the latest causality of this new battle royale?

A World of survival, where Nations must slay each other in order to survive. There can only be one. And there is only one way for it to end; War, Murder, and bloodshed. Ikem is thrust into this world, without any memories whatsoever. He is forced to navigate a world were all threatens to devour the him; the weak, and empower the strong. A dog eat dog world. And without any knowledge of his background he is forced to start from scratch, without aid. Well, not really.... Not nearly so....

Transmigration It is a dream of every fantasy lover. I mean who doesn't want start a new life in a world? A place were you can use magic, kill monster like a badass, defeat demons and finally get a girlfriend!! ...let's...ignore the last part. The point is such thing happen with Varun, who got transported into his favorite novel as a villain side character after "accidentally" falling off the roof of a building. And what are his thoughts on the matter? "fuck! send me back DAMN IT!!!"

Zou Yue jumped to the side, dodging an extended claw of a growling zombie. A pair of warm hands gripped his small waist from behind and pulled him over to a sturdy chest. The same pair of hands slowly groped his chest. “Brother fan w—what are you doing?!” Zou carefully looked up at him. Fan Xui smirked mysteriously at him and removed the huge shades stylishly. A clear pair of eyes met Zou’s challengingly. “since I saved you just now, why don’t you give me a kiss?” “you... you can see!!! Aren’t you blind!!!” Zou Yue glanced in shock. He pushed himself for of his body. Fan Xui laughed out loud, gently caressing Zou’s long black hair. “are you gonna leave me now?,” he continued groping his barely their chest through his girly tank top. “Fuck yeah!! Let go you poser.” he pushed him away and started shooting the zombies outside with renewed passion. Fan suddenly caught his wrist. “You bastard, what are you doing, let go of my hand. The zombies are coming!!!” “Hmm okay,” Fan Xui let go. He swiftly snapped a fluffy handcuff snugly on his wrist, tying them both together. “Now we are tied together for live and death,” “FAN. XUI!! Get this off of me!” Zou growled at him, but the young man just laughed happily. “Sigh, you are beautiful even when you are angry, dear,” Fan Xui whispered and pulled him up for a passionate kiss. He gently bit those soft lips and moaned. “Delicious,” Letting go, he slowly waved his hand towards the upcoming zombies and they are reduced to ashes.