I Will Survive Jesus Parody

A Failed score in the National Examinations was enough to make many youths desolate. Such a score should be the end of any Protagonist. With Parents who didn't love him, and a brother who was hellbent on using him as a stepping Stone, Levon's life was already colorful. Many waited for his Fall. However, there was a saying, that for a few, failure wasn't the end—but the beginning of something darker. "Mr. And Mrs. Belmont, My academy is interested in your son. Don't worry, we have just the place for him." "Alright. Please, take the troublemaker away!" Levon watched in eerie calm, putting up no resistance. Soon, he thrust into a world completely unfamiliar to him. There was danger, chaos, and the promise of death looming in each corner. "Blood ACADEMY..." It was an odd place… an odd but interesting one. Discord: https://discord.gg/5Fk75rXXRj Posting times will be 2 chapters a Day, staring from February 8th, 2025.

"On that day, Zach Harper died-" Or at least that was how it was supposed to be. I died. But there was good news, and bad news. The good news; I was reincarnated! Transmigrated into the World of Aethoria! Holy fuck, miracles do happen! But the bad news was, "Huh? What's this?" ... [DING!] A New Quest has been issued:- Type:- SURVIVAL Name:- Quest To Becoming Stronger: Description: The {Great Calamity} is coming...Get stronger and survive. Duration-: ... Reward:- ... Penalty:- Death, ??? ] ... I had to survive. •••• Join the discord! https://discord.gg/3E6p8AdQVR ••• Stone goals will be re-updated soon.

From Mundane Office Worker to Relentless Survivor: Kai's Journey Begins Anew! [Disclaimer: Female Main Character If you do not like females being the main character this book is not for you. Also, if you only like the typical arrogant characters that never have any emotional development this is not for you.] Kai Richards led an ordinary life as a bank employee until an extraordinary phenomenon altered their destiny forever. The appearance of enigmatic towers brought about a ruthless transformation - Kai became an Awakened, a designation bestowed upon them by the government. In this new world, ordinary citizens like Kai were deemed dispensable. However, a fatal encounter with a formidable Rank B creature inside a lowly Rank D dungeon changed everything. In a twist of fate, Kai is granted a second chance, sent back three years into the past. Armed with a resolute determination to survive, they embark on an arduous quest to acquire every skill and knowledge necessary for a fresh lease on life. No longer a disposable pawn thrown into the perilous depths of the Tutorial Towers, Kai seeks to reclaim their agency and defy their predetermined fate. Join Kai on an exhilarating odyssey as they navigate the intricacies of this transformed reality, honing their survival prowess and uncovering the secrets that lie within the towering structures. Prepare for a gripping tale of redemption, self-discovery, and the unyielding pursuit of a brighter future against all odds. Thank you Snoring_Panda for the new cover! Discord Link: https://discord.gg/3AgVEvvrbK

A young Japanese man inherits his parents' Shine Muscat grape farm after they impulsively bought it during retirement but couldn't handle its physical demands. Though initially reluctant, he finds success farming for three years until market oversaturation causes prices to plummet. While playing a new video game called "Immortal Order: Origin" about historical secrets, he is mysteriously transported to 16th century North America, where he encounters starving English colonists from the lost Roanoke Colony. His grape farm has been transported with him, complete with modern equipment and a secret gift called 'Immortal'.

If you're not sitting at the table, then you are definitely lying on the menu. If you have nothing, then your life is your only capital. Song Heping, compelled by life to make a fortune in a warzone, accidentally got swept into the war and, in a confused state, was promoted by a bunch of Da Maozi to be the boss of a Defense Company. In this day and age, who still becomes a mercenary! I want to sell arms, I want to sell coffee cups worth a few bucks for over a thousand US Dollars. I want to sell a 9-dollar socket for the price of 299 US Dollars. I want to sell goats, the kind that costs millions of US Dollars each... Don't ask, and don't come auditing, whether you're from the Audit Office or the CIA, I'll send you all off... My name is Song Heping. I came, I conquered, I reign as the king. Don't call me the "Lord of War," I love peace, I am here to deliver "peace".

In a realm where magic and ambition blend, Rhiannon, the rebellious daughter of the Demon Queen, shocks her world by choosing the kitchen over elite magecraft. She's got one goal: to outshine her legendary great-grandmother, Leora, by mastering the culinary arts at the top magical academy. But when Rhiannon meets Maeve, a mesmerizing teacher whose lessons go way beyond the kitchen. Their forbidden romance start. With a fiery dragon by her side, a fiercely protective twin sister, and an unquenchable passion for cooking, Rhiannon's path is one of defiance and discovery. Can she rise to become the greatest chef across both realms, or will the flames of forbidden love consume her dreams?

Aberaeron has been facing recurring cases of murders and people going missing for the past few months. Witnesses report demonic activities and wraiths attacking travelers at night, the bodies of the unfortunate found mauled, flesh rendered from bones. The Emperor and elites of the upper court have dismissed the issue as merely a propaganda to fuel the religious zealots. Melannia Ashberne, the heir to the House Ashberne, has her own demons to face with unpleasant nightmares destroying her sleep. When her family is attacked on a trip to the city of Ravelon, Melannia finds herself standing in crossroads of deadly truths, harsh betrayals, and questions better left unanswered.

The entire world was peaceful until one day, a crack in the sky brought upon the end of peace. From its dark chasm, monsters from the otherworld poured out. These monsters had one singular goal: Destroy the world. Treating the inhabitants like livestock, these powerful invaders killed and massacred as they went. Damien, whose parents were from two of the most powerful races - the angel and vampire race - seeks to avenge his slaughtered parents and with the power of the two races and the ability to devour the abilities of creatures he kills, He will.... ERADICATE ALL MONSTERS!

Beep Beep An unfamiliar mechanical sound wakes him up. The silvery orb appears under his almond-shaped eyes. His irish gleam in warm light streaming into the hospital room through the big window. "Ugh" The boy with a thin body, felt a little dizzy as he regain consciousness. His obsidian hair looks a bit messy after being unconscious for three months hospitality. But the one who'd just come out of the coma only felt it's only a split second after his heart stabbed by icy-cold sword. Wait, I'm still alive? As he began to realise that he was still alive, Yue Lian's hand reached to his left chest. Badump The sound of the heartbeat on his chest made him hard to believe. This is unbelievable! Yue Lian began to recall the moment he died. He still remembers vividly, how the sword pierced his heart. A mouthful of blood spurted out from his grayish-dry lips. Although the man face covered with blood and looks like a living corpse with pale bluish skin, but this cannot hide the remaining beauty on his face. It can be said that his face is soft, but not overly delicate, and at the same time exudes an unknown misty allure that would make even a god envious. As the crimson red sky emitting huge orange flame, Yue Lian looks up. His silver orb eyes tremble slightly looking at familliar face. After a moment of silence, he laughs out loud as if his heart had never been stabbed to begin with. "■■■" "■■■" He knew they had a conversation about something at that time, but he didn't know what was said. But even if he can't recall what was he said, he can still feel the deep of sadness in his chest. As if his heart was broken not by other party's sword, but by some unknown reason. Yue Lian tries to recall his memories, but they remain the same. It is as if a mysterious mist blocked half of his memories. And after his death, his soul was somehow trapped in Yue Mian's body. Yue Lian adjusts his thoughts, as he can roughly guess what happened in the past. In his previous life, Yue Lian was once a supreme God who managed the worlds with two other supreme gods. He is the God of Death, who controls the death of mortals, demons, cultivators, or even gods. Because of this power, he's made another god fear and envy him. After remembering his background in his previous life, he was sure that the one who killed him was one of the other two supreme god or even both. He still not sure if the two of supreme god join forces to killed him "Uhm, may I know who are you?" The middle-aged man trembled at his son's polite gesture, as if he was unfamiliar with them. "Don't joke around! I don't know what game you're playing, but I'm different from your father. I won't fall for your tricks, kid." "Father, please don't said that! Mian-mian already in coma for 3 months! How can it be fake?!" "You fool! This is not the first time this brat done this kind of ridiculous ploy" After the conversation between father and son, which was more of a debate, Yue Lian was sure that the original owner was a troublemaker who often played tricks on his family. But still, it's impossible for human personality to be that superficial, isn't it? Like a fire that cannot burn without smoke. Yue Lian still needs to investigate the reason why his soul didn't go to the reincarnation circle, but was sucked into Mian-mian's body instead.

In a world where muscle is magic and size is power, Ged, a ruthless drug lord, is on an obsessive quest to sculpt the perfect physique. Terrified of what an unchecked body sorcerer might become, the ruling authorities impose strict weight limits on their citizens and punish people for inscribing deadly magical abilities in their muscles. With a physique breaking more laws than one, Ged hides himself away in the underground, using the illicit drug trade to fund the relentless demands of body sorcery. Aspiring to rise to the stars like the legendary Cosmic Bodybuilders of the past, he defies a world that fears him, chasing an ambition others call impossible. But as he grows, he realizes his true enemies aren’t the authorities or even the living world beneath his feet. It’s existence itself. Ged unearths an ancient secret buried deep within the fabric of reality… one so devastating it shatters everything he once believed. He tried to be logical. He tried to remain silent. But with the final piece of the puzzle in hand, he sees no other path forward... "Reality can no longer be saved. I must tear it apart and replace it with myself!"

Jack was injured and fell into a coma during a sports event. When he woke up in the hospital, he discovered that he was the only living person left in the world. What's worse, everyone else had turned into zombies due to an infection! Surrounded by zombies on all sides, he struggles to survive and decides to search for other survivors. Are there any survivors left? How will he survive?

The world changed when the awakening happened, literally. Everyone was transported to a whole new world, with about no idea why or who sent them. Waking up in a clearing of a ominous forest along with 50 other random people who did not know each other and survive through trials of life and death. Witness the journey of a boy that rose up from the streets to pinnacle of the Universe.

Thaddeus, an orphan cursed to live a short life, enrolls in the world-renowned school of heroes, Argonaut Academy. With his only means of getting cured being the elixir rewarded to the top graduate, will he be able to become the number one student in this school filled with geniuses?

"Don't tell me heroes are righteous, my father died because of a hero. If I am going to save others I will do it my way." Rafe has an encounter with Guardian, the world's number 1 hero. Despite being powerless at the time, he impressed the strongest hero and shows great promise. Circumstances had Rafe join a secret hero team that specialise on covert missions comprised of sidekicks and potential heroes. With his own ideals he sets out to carve out a path he feels necessary, he plans to discover what it means to be a true hero. The villains also are not sitting idly by, Rafe will come to know that some villains might not be as bad as they make them out to be. A/N: If you love superhero books and what to see a new representation of the genre then try it out. Also there will be no system, harem or plot armour in this work so don't expect it. I hope you enjoy the work and offer tips where necessary

A man named Garret wakes up to find himself in the back of your basic general goods store. He gets out after dealing with vertigo and a hangover from his drinking party. He had just come back from the front lines of a skirmish with the Terrorist group known as La Muerte de Diablo. His mind was hazy as he couldn't remember why he was there in the store or how he got there. A quick look to his phone revealed it has been 3 days since his last clear memory of the party and he was wondering where everyone was. Signal was gone and no sounds came from the store front despite it being a saturday afternoon. One step outside revealed, "Shit, it's the zombie apocalypse. And why can I see a virtual screen store from games in front of me?" Join Garret as he navigates this new world and what the heck it means to have basic stats and an infinite online store to help him survive. This is a story where it has, No level ups, no skill system, what you know is what you can do, and the store only has so many things you can grab with your points per day. Talk about a stressful survival game come to life. Now this is R18 for blood, violence, gore, sex, a slight harem (gotta repopulate that earth), and all kinds of cool fight scenes from mutant zombies to other skilled survivors who are out for blood. Come take a look!

When interdimensional portals opened in Earth, a young man named Adrian Sage is forced to participate in a mysterious survival game. The only way to survive is to enter the portals, each leading to a new realm with its unique games and challenges. With each portal, Adrian must adopt to new rules, opponents, all while unravelling the secrets behind the tournament and the true purpose of the portals. As Adrian progresses, the stakes grow higher and the games become increasingly deadly. Will Adrian be able to survive the games or will he become the latest causality of this new battle royale?

A World of survival, where Nations must slay each other in order to survive. There can only be one. And there is only one way for it to end; War, Murder, and bloodshed. Ikem is thrust into this world, without any memories whatsoever. He is forced to navigate a world were all threatens to devour the him; the weak, and empower the strong. A dog eat dog world. And without any knowledge of his background he is forced to start from scratch, without aid. Well, not really.... Not nearly so....

Transmigration It is a dream of every fantasy lover. I mean who doesn't want start a new life in a world? A place were you can use magic, kill monster like a badass, defeat demons and finally get a girlfriend!! ...let's...ignore the last part. The point is such thing happen with Varun, who got transported into his favorite novel as a villain side character after "accidentally" falling off the roof of a building. And what are his thoughts on the matter? "fuck! send me back DAMN IT!!!"

Rhenzquiel Winscloft, a graduating 18 year old boy has lived happily with his family. Though he was getting bullied at school, he does his best trying to keep it a secret to his parents. One day, he started getting weird hallucinations about game windows, monsters, and strange lights. What makes it even more suspicious was that it all looked similar to the game that he has been playing... Glitched Arena. He didn't mind it, he played it cool. However, ever since he got those strange hallucinations, he's life has been getting worse. His father getting a strange illness, his mother dying in an unthinkable way, and his little brother disappearing so suddenly. After he experienced so many unfortunate events with his family for 3 years, he finally got a vague answer to all his questions. Heroes, game windows, game systems, magic powers, and monsters... It wasn't just hallucinations anymore, it became a reality. Is this the end of the world or is this a new beginning?

In a world ruled by the law of the jungle, where powerful warriors can obliterate entire empires on a whim, and where the weak live in despair and helplessness... Does your fragile heart have the strength to endure? Do you have the willpower to face the dangers lurking around every corner? Will you let this cruel world dictate your fate, or will you stand against the storm and forge your own destiny? Are you ready to step out of your comfort zone, challenge all odds, and change your fate? Or will you succumb to a pitiful destiny, becoming just another number in the record of victims? In this world, strength is the law, and weakness is a crime. So, will you choose to be the victim... or will you unveil a destiny no one could have imagined?

Dying once is bad. Dying three times in the most ridiculous ways possible? That’s just cruel. After meeting an absurd fate in three different lives—crushed by a suicidal jumper, blasted by a laser cannon, and hunted down as a witch—our protagonist once again finds themselves in front of a divine entity. The being, visibly exhausted from their repeated returns, makes one thing clear: this streak of bad luck needs to end. Given one last wish, the protagonist makes a bold choice: "I want luck that defies the gods." Now reborn in a new world where fortune twists reality in unpredictable ways, they must discover whether ultimate luck is truly a blessing—or just another elaborate curse. In a universe where fate and fortune collide in unexpected ways, one thing is certain: this time, they refuse to die so easily!

In the distant future, a old man brings together the most influential people in the world. He recounts his dissatisfaction with the incessant wars that have wreaked havoc around the world. They propose to the different leaders to join it and to form a world government to thus stop the incessant war of the civilisation. He also proposes to the other leaders to create mutants, because, the old man feels that they won't have any more for a long time ... Then the world government creates several mutants but can't manage to immortality that they searched. One day the mutants revolted against the government. Humanity was losing these forces every day, against this threat the humanist decided to trap the mutants and send them to another dimension through portals.In this other dimension these are the beginning of the adventure.

Each story has a protagonist. She has everything: incredible abilities, a loving family, brothers and a caring father. It all comes from the beginning, like a gift from fate. Ah, those stories of rebirth..... I love those stories. I used to dream of living in a world like that. But... Damn it, why didn't I have the perfect family? Why wasn't I born beautiful? Or was I born beautiful? Why did I have to go through pain and hardship to get everything on my own, step by step? It's so unfair! Of course, I have no regrets. Everything I've gone through has made me stronger and helped me find my destiny. But why didn't things turn out the way I dreamed? Now I have it all - status, wealth, respect. My friends and I saved the world. We've been through so much. But why won't this cold archduke leave me alone? - Your Lordship, – I said irritably, –why do you visit me so often? - Have I? It's been nine hours since we last saw each other. - Exactly! Nine hours! If you've come back with your... - Yes, I've come back to ask for your hand in marriage. - No. - Emilia, how many times can you say no? What more can I do to prove my love? - Respect the rules of etiquette, Your Lordship, – I said coldly. - And please address me formally. How absurd this is. It was only twelve years ago that we first met. He didn't even feel the need to speak to me. How many times did I cry because of his coldness? How did I get to this point? It all started the day I decided to run away.....