Kiwi Burger

One day Gods realised they can't look over humanity forever. So, they gave the fragments of their power to chosen humans in the form of Eyes. Raven's burger, a medium sized Burger joint, a place where all the mysteries of the world gather unknowingly. Does the ancients rise again or will the past repeat itself? Release Schedule - 4ch/week

Fomo Burger was always rejected by other burgers. Nobody would ever let him in on any private information or secrets. This made him sad. With his tragic past left behind him and forgotten, he’s suddenly forced to remember it after a tragic incident.

Things go wrong after Jerry hooks up with a stranger at an all freshers party. * * * Bro, you gotta see the way your eyes were on her." He laughed, but less loudly this time." I won't lie, I've done it before, every guy does, she's beautiful, you gotta give it to her." "Well she's cute." She is! "She's beautiful, you know it, that's why you had a one night stand with her." I almost choked on my burger. I had to take a drink before I talked again. "What the hell man?!" I whispered loudly. "What?" "Why did you have to say that out loud like that?" "Oh. Chill, these people are too busy enjoying their burgers to listen to our Convo." He said really chilling about it. I remembered the main thing I was worrying about when I saw her earlier this morning. I didn't use a condom when we were grinding our bodies against each other that night! 'What was I thinking?!' That's what I would ask myself if I didn't have a chance to use one because I did. When I was carrying her, her legs wrapped around my waist tightly, into the room, through rough kisses, I had stopped our liplock, and had told her I didn't have a condom. She said she had some; both male's and female's actually but she didn't want us to interrupt what we were having at that particular moment. I would ask why she had both male and female condoms but she was right, it was too hot, too pleasurable, a moment to interrupt. "I can just take a pill after." She had said.

In the bustling streets of Rio de Janeiro, Carlos leads a life indifferent to the chaos around him—until one fateful night changes everything. After ordering a mysterious burger from a peculiar establishment known as Hell's Burger, he finds himself caught in an unexpected and darkly humorous twist of fate. As he experiences the intense flavors of his meal, Carlos is thrust into a shocking reality that intertwines his soul with a sinister queen. With a blend of supernatural elements and gritty urban life, this tale explores themes of desire, consequence, and the surreal nature of existence. Will Carlos navigate the challenges of his newfound predicament, or will he succumb to the whims of the underworld? Dive into a story where every bite could lead to unimaginable consequences!

178th Soaric Year. On a planet named Grishno, an alien kingdom known as the Nedtasoaric prosper in the vast plains of the western continent. Their origin is unknown, even to themselves, and the records of the other indigenous nations have no evidence for their creation. It appears that one day approximately 178 years ago a somewhat tall, hairless creature known as a "human" appeared on the coast of Grefaldia. Although then the human was considered nothing noteworthy, soon their ability, no, want of war was known across the world. However, a new enemy is on the rise, and they will have to settle their differences soon. Also published on various websites under the same name (BurgerEnjoyer)

A história gira em torno de um jovem de dezoito anos chamado Carlos que mora em uma kitnet no Rio de Janeiro. Em uma certa noite ele acaba experimentando um lanche de uma hamburgueria um tanto diferente, a partir daquele momento sua vida jamais será a mesma. ‍ Carlos acaba morrendo e com isso ele consegue um emprego, mas não é um emprego comum, o seu desempenho será fundamental para que ele agrade os seus superiores e consiga o que não mais o pertence. AVISO!!! Essa Light Novel não é para crianças, a linguagem é pesada e não possui filtros. É uma obra politicamente incorreta que abordará certos temas que pode incomodar o leitor. Para saber mais acesse: https://hellsburger-pre-venda.netlify.app/ Vou deixar o canal do telegram aqui, costumo postar os capítulos com antecedência por lá.  https://t.me/+p6bGExq_SjllYWYx

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"Flip a coin, if it’s heads you die in old age. If it’s tails, you die young. That’s the best way to describe life, really. A coin toss represents it well." In a world divided by genetics and separated by censorship, two teens who grew up within the dark crevices of society try to survive on it's surface. Both unaware and uncaring of the brewing storm that will threaten to consume them. Now discontinued. Cover art by Crazy-Kiwii on Deviantart

Chucky Cheese is where chaos meets comedy in the heart of Phoenix, Arizona. Jonathan, a perpetually annoyed employee, spends his days dodging insane customer requests, managing clueless co-workers, and surviving his overbearing manager, Indira. With aliens ordering burgers, Greg nearly flooding the place, and Alice trying (and failing) to hide her feelings for Jonathan, every shift is a disaster waiting to happen. Throw in Corey, the charming football star who always steals the spotlight, and Amy, who seems sweet until someone gets too close to Corey, and you’ve got a recipe for non-stop workplace chaos. Oh, and did we mention the gang wars and Jonathan’s mysterious past? From alien invasions to secret crushes, Chucky Cheese is an unpredictable rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and ridiculousness that makes every day in the restaurant an adventure!

A sudden and inexplicable transformation has caused the entire global population to be reborn in the struggle for survival on the Continent of Overlord. Each person reborn on the Continent of Overlord is randomly reincarnated as a species - some come to life as weeds only to be trampled to death by passing monsters, while others emerge as dominant beings like dragons, naturally ruling the skies... The Dark Creatures invade this other world with reckless abandon, instilling fear and dread across the realm. Reborn the night before the transition to the Continent of Overlord, Charles activates the Zerg Clan System, becoming the Overlord of the Zerg Clan! While others are still grappling with the darkness of the Continent of Overlord, Charles has already constructed a fortress spanning the entirety of Zerg Clan territory and casually wipes out countless Dark Creatures with a burger in one hand and a cola in the other. ... 【Ding! A female has been detected as 100% loyal to the Host. The Zerg Clan System is awakening!】 Zerg Queen Catherine: "Master, I've just bought a very thin nightgown. Would you like to experience it personally?" Snake Queen Medusa: "Master, I've already trained these troops for you. When will you train with me?" Snake Emperor Yggdrasil: "Cursed Medusa, don't think of stealing my master!" Elf Goddess Eve: "Silence, all of you! I'm the only true queen, you all are just concubines." While everyone else struggles to survive and defend against the Dark Creatures... Only Charles raises the divine flame, waging war across the stars! ---------------------- Update Daily! 9 AM PST Please show your support if you enjoy the story! How can you show your support? Gift Power Stone! 150=1 bonus chapter 200=2 bonus chapters 500=3 bonus chapters Bonus release will drop the following week!

It's about a guy from somewhere with a notebook. Huh? There is already a famous work about it? No, no, no. This one is a white notebook! Who knows what can it do? Definitely not because the author doesn't know what it does either *whistles* Anyway, it's a world of hunters. Hi, Sung Jinwoo~! In a world of hunters, he is the greatest. And in the world of all that is great, can he find a place for himself? "Save the world? You must be a comedian," someone said while eating burger.

About the Book: When Max, a regular gamer with a knack for getting into weird situations, unexpectedly dies in a freak accident involving a microwave and a toaster, he finds himself reincarnated into his favorite video game. But not just any character—he's the final boss, a terrifyingly overpowered villain named Vortax the Devourer. Armed with a new, grotesque body and a laundry list of heinous abilities, Max has one goal: avoid being the evil overlord he's destined to be. Instead, he wants to turn over a new leaf and be the good guy for once. **** Excerpt from the Diary: "Day ##: Woke up this morning with a burning desire to conquer the world and a sudden craving for a quadruple cheeseburger. Guess which one I indulged? Spoiler: the minions are on burger duty now. The game devs never programmed them for culinary excellence, but I'm sure their attempts will be… interesting.

5 Years After The Burning Of Doug's Burger Barn, Andrew Has Tried To Now Live A Happy Life Along With His Wife (Sayu) And His Child. Although When A Pawn Shop Owner Creates A New Horror Attraction Featuring The Corpse Of Dog Man A Rogue AI Implanted By Zlatko Before His Death Activates Ready To Start Killing Again. Theme: Horror, Supernatural Age Rating: 16+

Dojin Yoon was a man who always had a fear of falling in love. While visiting his friend's funeral, he meets another man he has never seen or known about before. Without thinking, Dojin offered the man his last cigarette. Who would've known that a little curiosity would turn into something much bigger?

"Ang daming lalake d'yan girl. Kung imumulat mo lang yang mga mata mo mas maraming nararapat sa'yo hindi ang tulad lamang ng Gerald na 'yun na kulang sa aruga. Tara sama ka sa'kin, may ipapakilala ako sa'yo." "Sabi ko tulungan mo ako, at hindi ibugaw sa ibang lalake. Kaloka ka." "Alam mo, hindi kasi niya natikman man lang ang kabibe mo girl, kaya iniwan ka niya. Ikaw naman kasi pihikan ka. Pero mabuti na rin 'yun hindi mo ibinigay ang talaba mo." anito habang pinanlalakihan ng mata ang kabibe ko at patawa tawang kumagat muli sa burger nito. Nakakahiya talaga ang bibig ng babae na 'to. Inikutan ko na lamang siya ng mga mata saka kinagatan rin ang burger na hawak ko kanina pa na medyo lumamig na. Gerald Ruchard ang ex ko. Isang itong pure pinoy ngunit nakapangasawa ng kano ang nanay nito kaya pinalitan ang apelyido. Hindi siya gwapo tulad na rin ng sinabi ni Cherry. Hindi siya 'yung tipo na lilingunin mo kapag nakasalubong mo sa daan, sakto lang. Hindi rin naman siya panget, pero okay lang dahil mabait naman siya, sweet at maalaga.....noon. Noong nanliligaw pa lamang siya sa'kin at nitong mga unang buwan namin together. Sinagot ko siya dahil matagal na rin siyang nanliligaw sa'kin almost 2 years din. Nagkakilala kami sa isa sa mga part time jobs ko. Naging kapalagayan ko siya ng loob dahil maboka ito. Magaling magpatawa at madaldal, hindi ka maboboring. Ngunit nito lang nag-iiba na ang ihip ng hangin. Madalas na kaming mag-away. Isa rin sa dahilan ayokong pumayag na may mangyare sa'min kahit matagal na nito iyong ini-uungot sa akin, hindi pa kasi ako handa para ibigay ang talaba ko, ika nga ni Cherry. Tapos lahat ng gagawin namin at mga pupuntahan pinag-aawayan pa namin, hindi kami magkasundo. Ultimo simpleng bagay pinupuna nito na nauuwi pa rin sa away. "Musta pala kayo ni ate Beth? Inaaway ka pa rin?" tanong nito makalipas ang ilang minuto. Hindi lingid sa kaalaman ni Cherry ang pagtatalo at hindi namin pagkakasundo ni nanay Beth. Hindi ko ito tunay na magulang. Ito na ang nakagisnan ko noong ako'y bata pa lamang. Isa itong GRO sa isang club sa subic na mismong pinapasukan din ni Cherry slash Maria Concepcion at gusto nitong doon rin ako magtrabaho. Ngunit tumanggi ako. Doon na nagsimula ang palagi naming pag-aaway ni nanay Beth sa araw araw. I mean pang-aaway sa'kin ni nanay Beth. Ni minsan hindi ko ito sinagot dahil nirerespeto ko ito, humindi lang ko dahil hindi ko talaga kayang magtrabaho sa club. Hindi ko kayang halos hubad na ang katawan ko sa harap ng mga tao lalo na ng mga kalalakihan. Gusto rin kasi akong i-recruit ng baklang may-ari ng club na pinagtatrabahuhan ni nanay Beth at Cherry. Hindi man mala-bundok ang dibdib ko tulad ng kay Cherry may umbok naman iyon at may kurba rin naman ang katawan ko. Maraming part time jobs ang pinapasukan ko para kahit papaano makatulong kay nanay Beth ngunit parang kulang pa iyon dito. Nag-iipon din ako para sa susunod na taon makapasok na ako sa kolehiyo. Gusto kong mag-aral at makatapos dahil si nanay Beth hindi na ako gustong pag-aralin. Kahit tambakan na ako ng maraming part time jobs, okay lang. Kakayanin ko huwag lang ang bagay na iyon. Isa pa rin naman akong babae na nangangarap makahanap ng lalakeng mala prince charming ang datingan ang nakalaan para sa'kin. Oo, sa edad kong bente anyos, naniniwala pa rin ako sa fairy tales at happily ever after. Ngunit nagising ako sa hindi pamilyar na lugar. Ilang kurap pa ang ginawa ko upang mag-adjust ang paningin ko. Nanlalabo iyon ngunit maya maya lamang luminaw rin iyon. Sa nanghihinang katawan pinilit kong bumangon at umupo ngunit mabilis ko rin itinakip ang kumot sa aking katawan dahil kakarampot na damit lamang ang suot ko, kung matatawag ba iyong damit. Napakanipis niyon at sobrang ikli. Mas nagimbal ang buong pagkatao ko ng higitin ko ang kumot ay isang hubad na lalakeng walang saplot na kahit ano sa katawan ang nakita kong nasa tabi ko at mahimbing na natutulog.

Two siblings in an unknown world, humor being their coping mechanism. will their bond get stronger or will the world tear them apart. What adventures do await them?

"It is not safe in the temple for him!"the old master said, using the best of his power to keep the huge doors shut. He conjured up a spell, but he was too old, and the forces outside were too prevailing. "Take him away from here!"the man shouted, barely being able to push the raging power from the outside. ********** Rosey Red was a very headstrong archeologist who along with her team set out to an old abandoned temple in search of a mythological artifacts. The team and her scavenge for whatever might have survived the horrible outcome of the assumed fight. Rosey and her team find the plant, though huger than their ecpectates. But finding the plant was not the only thing that Rosey found. ************* "Who are you!"Rosey questioned, across her was a man she had dressed in green sweatpants. The man was still adjusting to the bright light in the room. "I asked you a question!"She repeated. "Where am I? How did you get here?"he asked. "I should be asking you that! You're the one I found in a plant!" ***************** "What is that abomination!" "What this? It's just a burger. Here try it"Rosey said and offered it to him. He sniffed it, and eyed it. "What do you people put in this...burger?"He asked. "Just Meat, buns, ketchup, Lettuce..." "Lettuce!"he said almost yelling, grabbing everyone's attention.

At Ginger's burgers aren't the only thing on the menu. The town staple loves serving up a family-sized portion of crimes.

A genuine love story that will end only when our story ends. Will it ever end? Will the promise be kept until then? Who. What. Will. How.

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