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Year 2035. A groundbreaking game—"Glory Lords: Arcane War"—takes the world by storm. With cutting-edge VR immersion, players can feel the pulse of magic, the tremors of battle, and the weight of every decision. But more than just a game, it becomes the ultimate stage for global esports. Elite teams rise, billion-dollar prize pools emerge, and the entire world is swept into the frenzy. But for Ethan Parker, this isn’t just a game. It’s a gamble with fate itself. Las Vegas. Midnight. A secret high-stakes game. On the table lies the world’s only Legendary-tier artifact—the Stone of Glory. Its value? Far beyond a billion dollars. Because hidden within it is a secret—one that can rewrite the very rules of reality. Ethan bets everything. And loses. In that moment, he doesn’t just lose the artifact—he loses his future. Then, the world changes. The game and reality merge. Earth is no longer the world it once was. Society collapses, replaced by a brutal new order where a person’s rank in "Glory Lords: Arcane War" determines their status in real life. The strongest players become kings. The weakest? Slaves. And the one who won the Stone of Glory—Griffin Musk—rises to absolute power, ruling over this new world as its supreme leader. As for Ethan? Once the #1 player in the world, he loses everything—his account, his status, his freedom. Reduced to the lowest class, he suffers, tortured until his final breath. But now—he’s back. Reborn with the memories of his past life, he returns to the moment it all began. This time, he wins the gamble. This time, he won’t let the world fall into Griffin’s hands. But fate has more in store for him… When he logs into the game, he realizes something is off. Not only is he the first player in the world to own private territory, but he also acquires something unheard of—the only Legendary-tier unit in existence: the Green Dragon. And then—something even more shocking. These two Green Dragons aren’t just powerful units. They’re heroes. With growth potential and combat abilities surpassing even top-tier players, they have the power to change the course of the entire game. At that moment, Ethan knows—his path to the top has begun. But the real world isn’t done with him yet. Governments, military forces, corporate giants, secret organizations—and even Griffin himself—are now watching his every move. This time, it’s not just about revenge. This time, he’s taking control of the future. The war of heroes has only just begun…

The Celestial Express has a Navigator. The Navigator can grant wishes. Jax has no memories, a wish he needs granted, and a single spell to aid him on his journey. * * * * * * * * * The Celestial Express is a train that goes from one galaxy to the next, picking up passengers and settlers. It's Navigator, the one who drives it through the stars, is a God. Jax arrives on the celestial express with no memories but a single wish to save someone. after learning what the navigator is capable of, he decided to go find him. But to find the Navigator, he must go through 10 different Carriages, all of which are a world in its own. and because he is an irregular passenger, he must do it with a restriction named 'Single Spell Sorcerer'. Using only one spell, he must cross the 10 carriages, find the navigator, and get his wish granted.

After being homeschooled his entire life in his isolated farm, Alex finally makes his way to a big city where he finds out about a new VR game called Eternal Cultivation. By luck, Alex receives the Inheritance of the Alchemy God as his reward. Using that inheritance and masters that care for him, Alex begins to learn about the new world he has found himself in while pursuing both Alchemy and Cultivation to the pinnacle. Join my discord: https://discord.gg/ru3rgCKFvx

On the night of her mother’s death, Emma Stone receives five mysterious stones, each carrying a secret power. But before she can uncover their true purpose, dark forces hunt her down. A charming yet dangerous man, Caelum, offers to protect her—but can she trust him? As betrayal looms and the fate of the world hangs in the balance, Emma must master the stones before they fall into the wrong hands. Will she emerge victorious, or will love become her downfall?

Shi Jin era una mujer desesperada y solo una cara bonita en su vida pasada. Fue intercambiada al nacer y criada en una familia rica, solo para eventualmente morir de una muerte horrible. Después de que Shi Jin renace, se vuelve inteligente, se encuentra con muchos patrocinadores poderosos, avanza mucho en su carrera y deja a los detractores en shock. Todos esperan ansiosos para verla desprestigiarse. La verdadera hija de la familia rica cree que si Shi Jin se quedara, podría ser utilizada como una criada extra. Su exnovio insiste en apegarse a los arreglos matrimoniales que sus padres habían acordado y casarse con la chica rica. Todos en la familia Shi creen que está acabada en la industria del entretenimiento en el momento en que deja la familia. Sus antifans sienten que la única forma en que puede salir adelante es acostándose para subir de nivel. Shi Jin recibe mucha mala prensa en línea después de ser sorprendida comiendo con el hombre más rico del mundo. Todos se burlan de ella por usar su cuerpo para avanzar en el negocio del entretenimiento. El hombre más rico del mundo se siente desconcertado: "¿Qué tiene de malo comer con mi pequeña hermana biológica?" Los paparazzi persiguen a Shi Jin durante tres días y noches cuando se registra en un hotel con una celebridad internacional. La celebridad internacional comenta: "¿Hay algún problema con discutir el guion con mi hija biológica?" Un buen día, Shi Jin termina arrinconada contra la pared por un misterioso rey del crimen global y es besada hasta que sus mejillas se ponen carmesí. Los paparazzi rápidamente guardan sus cámaras y preguntan: "¿Parientes? ¿No se han pasado de la raya con el ensayo?" El misterioso rey del crimen: "¿Tienen problemas con que bese a mi esposa?"

Shi Jin era uma mulher desesperada e apenas um rosto bonito em sua vida passada. Ela foi trocada ao nascer e criada em uma família rica, apenas para eventualmente morrer de uma morte horrível. Após renascer, Shi Jin torna-se inteligente, encontra vários apoiadores poderosos, avança muito em sua carreira e deixa os haters chocados. Todos os olhos estão atentos para assistir a sua desgraça. A verdadeira filha da família rica acredita que, se Shi Jin ficasse, ela poderia ser usada como empregada extra. Seu ex-noivo insiste em manter os arranjos de casamento que seus pais concordaram e casar com a garota rica. Todos na família Shi acreditam que ela está acabada na indústria do entretenimento no momento em que deixou a família. Seus antifãs sentem que a única maneira dela se virar é subindo na vida com favores sexuais! Shi Jin recebe muita má imprensa online após ser flagrada comendo com o homem mais rico do mundo. Todos zombam dela por usar seu corpo para se promover no ramo do entretenimento. O homem mais rico do mundo fica intrigado, "Qual é o problema em comer com minha irmã biológica?" Os paparazzi perseguem Shi Jin por três dias e noites quando ela se hospeda em um hotel com uma celebridade internacional. A celebridade internacional comenta, "Há algum problema em discutir o roteiro com minha filha biológica?" Um belo dia, Shi Jin acaba pressionada contra a parede por um enigmático chefe global e é beijada até suas bochechas ficarem ruborizadas. Os paparazzi prontamente guardam suas câmeras e perguntam, "Parentes? Vocês não foram longe demais com o ensaio?" O chefe enigmático: "Vocês têm algum problema com eu beijar minha esposa?"

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!! ——— ——— ——— Read My Review Gib Money - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

The Stone Mask is an action-packed dark fantasy set in a world where strength rules and the weak are crushed. Katsu Blazewood, a rising Ranker with fire-based abilities, dreams of climbing the ranks and proving his worth. Under the guidance of the ruthless Simon Shepard, he faces deadly trials, powerful adversaries, and the harsh truth of what it means to be a Ranker. But when the government launches a brutal invasion in search of a legendary artifact—the Stone Mask—Katsu is thrust into a war far greater than himself. The Stone Mask is said to hold unimaginable power, a relic from a forgotten era that could reshape the balance of the world. But as Katsu uncovers the dark secrets behind it, he begins to question everything: Who truly controls the Rankers? What does it mean to wield power? And most of all—what will he become if he survives?

In a world on the brink of chaos, Athavan rises from obscurity to power, armed with an unmatched intellect and a vision that defies destiny. But beneath his calculated moves lies a secret—one tied to an ancient force long forgotten, a mystery that could alter the balance between creation and destruction. As unseen enemies manipulate the world from the shadows, Athavan is thrust into a dangerous game where betrayal is inevitable, alliances are fragile, and power is the only currency that matters. With every step, he uncovers hidden truths that challenge everything he once believed, forcing him to walk the fine line between savior and conqueror. But time is running out. A long-dormant force is beginning to awaken, and Athavan must outmaneuver those who seek to control it—or risk being consumed by the very darkness he fights against. The first volume of the Sacred World series, Sacred Stone, The Rise of Athavan, is a gripping historical fantasy infused with Hindu mythology, military strategy, and high-stakes intrigue—a tale of power, destiny, and the fine line between savior and conqueror.

To Corvina, half a century alive practicing magic and experimenting with ingredients in the vastness of the world was obvious; she was a Witch, after all, and it was her job to pioneer new avenues of magic and alchemy so that the rest of the world might enjoy a better life going forwards. Power came to her naturally, her fifty years of life having been devoted to acquiring it, and while she very much enjoyed the solitude of being a Witch, things change when someone interesting pops into her life all of a sudden. A weird, peculiar woman about half her age, saying things that don't make sense, doing things and acting in ways that seemed far too... practiced to simply be the mistakes that she claims they are; this woman caught Corvina's interest, especially since she was a hopeful woman with paltry skills in magic attempting to become a Witch. And yet where others found her to be merely a intriguing yet worthless prospect, Corvina saw something in her, something that she wasn't entirely aware would spark into something that would change her life forever. This is going to be a romance between a futanari (Corvina) and a woman, with quite a fair amount of smut eventually when everything has reached that point between them; there will be no PoV switches as I want to show everything from the older, more 'set' character compared to the fascinating and mysterious woman she meets. Fantasy, more about character interaction than action, slice of life between two interesting characters, and even more generic yet comforting chapters to read (hopefully) daily... If you like Futa on Female, Yuri, Fantasy and a good story, then please come on in and read~!

Jordan, a man thrown into an unforgiving world, must learn to adapt and survive against creatures far beyond what he’s ever known. Armed with a mysterious, evolving knife, he discovers that every battle, every creature slain, pushes him closer to a strength he never imagined. With each core he collects, his knife grows stronger, and so does he. But as his power increases, so do the dangers lurking in the shadows. Goblins, slimes, and worse stand between him and his only hope: understanding the truth behind his transformation. As the mark on his chest spreads, and his connection to the knife deepens, Jordan’s survival instincts are tested like never before. In this brutal world, can he master the power within him, or will the cycle of violence break him before he finds his answers?

One day, while I was attending college abroad, I picked up a stone that could make me a woman at will. ... this Is a translation. Advance chapters on my patreon Patreon(.)com/EroNovel25

Critically ill, Master Fu reluctantly called for a miracle doctor. Not only was the miracle doctor highly skilled in medicine, she also managed to soothe Master Fu's hot-tempered son. One day, the young master had a serious expression on his face as he said, "Daddy, I want Dr. Liu to be my Mommy!" This enraged Master Fu. How dare this woman have the audacity to try and get to him through his son? He angrily shoved a check at Liu Muqiu and told her to get lost. Liu Muqiu took the check and swiftly left with the young boy. Master Fu chased after them for miles only to discover that this woman had not only taken away his precious son, but had also been hiding his two other little darlings! Master Fu decided to take decisive action and bundled the whole lot back home. That infuriating Liu Muqiu was also brought back home alongside them. Since he couldn't scold or punish this woman, he decided to dote on her instead!

Jiang He might have transmigrated to a world of Qi and martial arts, but the System that he got only provided him with... seeds. "Hold on, System. Aren't these just... peas? Not only are they inedible, but I'm supposed to throw them far, far away?"

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Artie had lived her whole life feeling like a joke. Whether it came to her full name, her parents ‘abandoning’ her and her next door neighbours taking her in, or finding out that her lover was part of a cult and was cheating on her. Said lover then stabbed her. It felt like she just couldn’t catch a break. So when she found herself in a puddle of her own blood, staring up at a fake painted sky, she could only find humour in the situation, and prayed that the next life was kinder. Only she woke up. In the same body, with the same stab wound, only in a world full of magic, swords, and a dead King Arthur? Yup. The round table existed, the knights existed, and so did everyone of legend that she’d heard about as a child. Only it was the beginning of their tales. Nothing had happened yet, except the formation of Camelot, the crowning of the King, and then the sudden death of the King of Legend, King Arthur Pendragon. She would have thought this was another cruel joke if everyone wasn’t wandering around in mourning clothes. If this was a practical joke, it wasn’t a very funny one. Artie was tired. She’d already spent almost a decade working as a police officer, and then a detective, so she felt like she had earned her peace. Especially after all the shit she’d been put through, but someone had different plans. And Artie’s life wasn’t quite done yet. In fact, it seemed like in the eyes of the creatures of this world, this was where she was always meant to be. The time she spent getting her ass handed to her in the other dimension? Just a warm up. And now she was expected to just…go along with what everyone else wanted her to do? Including magical beings who were responsible for taking her from one dimension to another. Artie felt like she was in over her head, even if there were several concerned, attractive knights around her. She wasn’t sure if she was going to run away from all the new responsibilities, or embrace them. She wasn’t a rule breaker by nature, but maybe now was the time to change?

Instead finding peace in the afterlife, Zeke found himself waking up in a fantasy world known as Eldoria Confused and disoriented, he discover that his soul has been reincarnated into the body of a golem—a towering being made of ancient stone and animated by powerful magic. -------------- this is my first time writing and english is not my first language. so don't expect much --------------

The story takes place in a world where humanity faces relentless attacks from spirits, and an organization known as the Spirit Hunters Organization (SHO) is tasked with defending humanity. The story follows Noah, an orphan who possesses extraordinary spirit-hunting abilities. After enrolling in the SHO, he quickly rises through the ranks to become a Special Grade hunter. Now, Noah finds himself assigned to unit SG-04, a specialized team consisting of four SPECIAL GRADE hunters.

Humanity had come far but humans were further ahead, wielding power and strength. People with the strength to crush mountains with their bare hands and tear the sky asunder by just sighing. All this was made possible by Xeron crystals. In a world where emotional detachment intertwines with profound grief, Jack Dixon navigates life's hardships after the loss of both parents. Driven by a thirst for strength and control, Jack purchases a Xeron crystal in hopes of changing his fate. Yet an unforeseen and agonizing affliction threatens to extinguish his life. Facing imminent mortality, Jack embarks on a desperate journey against time. His quest takes a perilous turn as he delves into the dead realm his parents once navigated, seeking clues for vengeance while cautiously navigating the fringes of an interplanetary war. Amidst the looming specter of death, Jack's odyssey is fraught with uncertainty... and death. *** Death Rules Everything Around Me.

Suddenly waking up in another's body, Rin was so confuse that he can't even react on what is going on. By the time that Rin wanted to live the life that He thinks was the best for him, he suddenly been tormented by the previous owner of his body. Find out the journey for the mysterious happenings as how Rin got to another body and as of what happened to the original owner of the body.

*** Death Reaps Everything, Annihilation Dawns

In a cultivation world where geniuses soared like dragons and prodigies shone like stars, strength determined one’s destiny. Empires rose and fell with the swing of a cultivator's sword, and immortality was the ultimate prize. Magical beasts roamed the wild lands, ancient sects guarded forbidden techniques, and the heavens themselves favored the talented. But Aayan was none of those things. A below-average student at the prestigious Skyfall Academy, Aayan was nothing more than a speck of dust in a world of blazing suns. Mocked by his peers, ignored by mentors, and overshadowed even by the most mediocre cultivators, he had no talent, no skills, and seemingly no future. His life was destined to be one of failure, forgotten before it ever began. Until that day. When Aayan hit rock bottom, beaten, humiliated, and left to rot in despair, a voice echoed in his mind: [System Initialization Complete."] [Damn Fucking God System Activated.] [Host: Aayan. Status: Pathetic Loser.] [Objective: Conquer the World, Dominate the Strong, and Build the Ultimate Harem.] With the Damn Fucking God System—a cheat-like existence capable of making the impossible possible—Aayan’s life took a dark, thrilling turn. No longer bound by the rules of cultivation, he rose from nothing, turning humiliation into dominance and weakness into overwhelming power. This is the story of how a worthless boy became the most feared man in the world, with powerful women kneeling at his feet—not out of love, but pure submission. Highlight Features of the Damn Fucking God System (DFGS) for Harem Building: Harem Domination Protocol: Analyzes a woman's deepest desires, fears, and weaknesses, providing Aayan with strategies to seduce, manipulate, or dominate them completely. Whether it's a proud princess, a cold-hearted assassin, or a goddess from another realm—no one is beyond his reach. Charm Enhancement: Passively boosts Aayan’s charisma, making his presence irresistible to women. His voice, scent, and gaze can stir emotions ranging from fascination to uncontrollable desire. Seduction Quests: The system generates personalized missions like "Break the Ice Queen’s Pride" or "Tame the Demoness in Bed," with rewards including new abilities, cultivation techniques, or rare artifacts upon completion. Dual Cultivation Mastery: Grants Aayan forbidden dual cultivation techniques that not only enhance his power through intimate acts but also make the experience addictive for his partners, ensuring their loyalty. Emotional Control Field: A hidden ability that subtly influences the emotions of those around Aayan, making it easier to create bonds, spark jealousy, or ignite passion when needed. How Aayan’s Life Changes: From a pathetic, ignored failure to a ruthless conqueror, Aayan’s transformation is nothing short of monstrous. No longer begging for scraps of attention, he commands respect, fear, and desire. His enemies tremble at his name, while the most untouchable women fight for his attention. But power comes with a price. As Aayan climbs higher, he faces not just external threats from jealous cultivators, sects, and even gods—but also the growing darkness within himself. This isn’t just a story of power. It’s a story of domination, desire, and the rise of a man who refused to be forgotten

The journey of a ridiculously normal guy to vigilantism. Kayne felt he was unlucky because of the standards he was forced to live with,the expectations he didn't ask for,he just felt like he was out of place until an encounter with a "stone" which eventually helped him in escaping his "world"

Ishani Verma was once a brilliant 38-year-old cybersecurity expert, known as the Cyber Witch, a legend in the digital world. But fate was cruel—while helping the army protect her country from a cyberwar, she was caught in a deadly gunfire exchange. She had sacrificed everything—never marrying, never having children—only to die alone. Yet destiny had other plans. Ishani wakes up in her 18-year-old college self, back in the past, with all her future knowledge intact. This time, she will fulfill every dream she once ignored. Armed with advanced skills, she revolutionizes the tech world, becoming a force no one can challenge. But what she doesn’t know is that in her past life, Vihaan Malhotra, a ruthless billionaire and world-famous business tycoon, had fallen in love with her at first sight. When she died, he spent years searching for her, never able to forget the woman who vanished like a ghost. Now, as Ishani rises again in her second chance at life, Vihaan unknowingly crosses paths with her once more. Will fate finally give them the love story they were denied? Or will the shadows of her past and the secrets of time tear them apart again? A tale of love, power, and second chances—where a cyber queen and a business emperor must defy destiny to find their way back to each other.

Two friends. One mysterious 'System'. A second chance at life. Adrian and Marcus never expected to die young. Yet, when they awaken in a cosmic void, a voice gives them a compensation deal: reincarnation in a brand-new world, with their memories and sense of being intact. Given a finite pool of Karmic Points, they must carefully choose their advantages, their starting position, and even the world itself where they will be reborn. Adrian—ever the strategist—opts for long-term gain, while Marcus, impulsive and bold, just craves excitement. Together, they make a fateful decision: they will be reborn as a minor noble brothers in the Azura Federation, a land of shifting allegiances, merchant-noble, and cutthroat politics. When the time comes to spend their last remaining Karmic Points, Marcus proposes a radical gamble: rather than buying minor advantages, they sacrifice everything for unrestricted access to the System’s hidden exchange mechanics. The deal is struck—but at a cost they don’t fully understand. Now, as they navigate a world of noble houses, military conflicts, and hidden agendas, Adrian and Marcus must use every advantage at their disposal to not only survive this life—but to try finding a way of securing their place in the next cycles of life in the far future. What happens if they fail? If their Karmic points reach zero when they die in this new life they are about to embark? The System refuses to say. With magic, danger, and unseen cosmic forces lurking in the shadows, the two must play the ultimate game of strategy. But as they rise, one other question always looms over them: Did they even have a chance to break the System… or did the System merely just trap them in an even deeper game?

**The Super Killer's Diary** With great power comes great responsibility? No, the stronger the power, the more one can demand! In a world teeming with superheroes, he is not the savior of the world, but the ultimate assassin lurking in the shadows. No matter who the target is—be it the superhero embodying justice or the god manipulating mankind—if the price is right, he can take care of it. He is the ghost of the comic world, appearing without a trace and vanishing just as mysteriously, never failing. To him, justice and evil are mere attachments to money, and life and death are but a matter of choice. However, this time, he receives an unusual job—an enigmatic employer requests that he assassinate a supreme being, an act that may even shake the very foundations of the world’s order. As the mission unfolds, he realizes this is not just a game of life and death, but an ultimate battle about the very source of superpowers. Can he complete the task? Or will he become a casualty in this power struggle? Between the blade and the shadows, his diary pages record his blood and glory.

Are the legendary dragons merely myths, or do they exist in reality? Countless scientists and historians have debated this mystery for ages. Yet, the true story lies within an ordinary human—a seemingly mundane person who unknowingly bears the soul of the last dragon. This dragon once stood at the pinnacle of its kind, but on the fateful day of ascension millennia ago, it was left behind due to repeated failures. Its physical form was destroyed, and its soul was forced to inhabit a mortal body. Over countless years, it witnessed the rise and fall of human civilization, enduring endless cycles of reincarnation. With each life, it sought to reclaim its true form and break the chains of fate, but destiny’s grip only grew stronger. Now, with little time left, both the dragon’s life and the world’s future hang in the balance. An ancient dark power has awakened, compelling it to face the truth of its past failure: why was it the only dragon unable to ascend? The answer may lie within its forgotten memories and the significance of the mortal it never expected. This is a journey of loneliness that spans millennia, the final elegy of the last dragon.

Certainly, love can indeed be a complex and intricate experience to navigate! Understanding the emotions and relationships within the context of a love web can be both compelling and challenging. Chin-sun finds herself entwined in the complexities of love, encountering sparks and butterflies when embraced by Baek Hyeon, all while grappling with her feelings amidst the entanglement involving Mi-sun, Professor Jimin, and others. These conflicting emotions foster a sense of bewilderment, compelling her to question the depths of her affection and the source of her undeniable reactions.

New to this world, Zhao Lun stumbles upon an old newspaper that tells the story of a legendary captain. As he delves deeper into the mystery, he uncovers the existence of strange creatures—traces of vampires and werewolves, a viral outbreak, an alien invasion, and superheroes striving to save the world. Seizing control of the Divine Kingdom, Zhao Lun rises from his humble beginnings and embarks on an immortal journey that will reshape his fate.