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**WARNING: This story is just a fictional story Contains violent scenes and bloody scenes.** (The Case of the Eighth Floor) Federal Agent Leonid and the Coldest Man are forced to move into an apartment building that witnessed three serial murders to catch the killer. The cover-up by the Stars Company, which is responsible for the apartment building, as well as some prosecutors, causes the team to conduct the investigation in complete secrecy, to catch the suspect as quickly as possible and without anyone's interference. Charlotte Smith, the introverted woman who lives next door to Leonid, helps him take care of his puppy as requested. A month passes in the blink of an eye and the feelings between the two become mixed. Will there be room for love in the life of the federal agent, or will Charlotte become a puppet in the serial killer's theater?

Big Player can't reap without sowing! Have you ever seen a transmigrator forced to risk their life over copying a novel by the system? Have you ever seen a transmigrator who has to endure physical punishment by the system for quoting a famous line from their past life? I just freaking want to make some money, why's it so damn hard! System, do you dare stop messing around? I might be a fake transmigrator for all I know! ……

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can. 11/21/24 I only just noticed that the webnovel reader changes my formatting. I was using an extra space between paragraphs to denote a scene change. Please leave a comment if you find any confusing parts.

She, the world's chief doctor of the 21st century, the legendary overlord of the medical world, was killed and her soul transmigrated… She, the useless miss of the Windcloud Empire, was ugly, silly, and obsessed! She died in her own sister and fiancé's hands… When she reopened her eyes again, she had the soul of the strong but the body of the weak… When she became her, her fate would be rewritten and a miracle would appear… This was a story of a two-faced person meeting another two-faced person. With pure hearts, they would end up together.

I wrote these sonnets, poems, and quotes; in the darkest hours of my life and I hope some of you could relate. I write with all the love and joy I have for writing, just because I don't publish anything doesn't I still don't write behind closed doors.

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

Roy K, an average guy with no understanding of politics or governance, somehow finds himself elected as the Prime Minister of a country called Cahaya. While Roy is clueless about running a nation, his unmatched acting skills and uncanny ability to bluff through situations convince everyone around him that he’s a political genius. As chaos unfolds, Roy hilariously stumbles through his duties, navigating national crises, public expectations, and international diplomacyall while having no idea what’s really happening.

Adrian is a silly, noobie teen warlock who often fantasizes about going on adventures all around the world with a handsome powerful lord of magic. Due to a series of unplanned event twists, he ends up captured by Jasper and is imprisoned in the latter's lonely castle. Adrian ends up as a steward and test object for Jasper. Jasper on the other hand slowly develops feelings for Adrian. He obsesses over him too and before long, the two develop a strong magical-romantic bond. Somehow, through this bond, Adrian awakens a never before seen level of magic. This magic, chaos magic as it was identified to be, had the power to seal the fate of their magical universe. Due to greed and envy, Adrian and Jasper are forced into hiding and fleeing for their lives as they are pursued by the strong warlocks and wizards of the Solarian Universe. Will Adrian and Jasper make it out of their ordeal alive? What role does Adrian's power awakening play in improving his bond with Jasper?

Rumor has it that Gu Mo, the richest man in Longcheng, is paralyzed from the waist down and doesn't like women, but he has a five-year-old cute baby. Rumor has it that there is a beautiful woman in Longcheng who can conquer the world with a smile, but unfortunately she is a fool. One day, the silly beauty rescued Gu Mengbao from the hands of human traffickers, but she herself was kidnapped and became the president's wife. On the wedding day, she said: "I suddenly realized... I'm not stupid anymore..." "And, your son seems to be my own..." "Also, I heard that you can't do that. For our future happiness, do I have to find a doctor to see you?" A certain president laughed in anger and stood up from the wheelchair: "Very good, I'll show you now, can I do it!" The heroine was a little silly in the early stage, but absolutely cute! In the later stage, she recovered her memory and successfully counterattacked!

In a universe where quantum entanglement governs not just particles but passion, Dr. Zephyr Novak, a brilliant but romantically inept physicist, stumbles upon a groundbreaking discovery: the Libido Lattice, a subatomic framework that controls desire across galaxies. Enter Luna, a seductive alien emissary from the planet Aphrodisia, who believes Zephyr's discovery could save her dying world. Together, they embark on a hilarious and steamy adventure through space, time, and the bedroom, all while trying to harness the power of the Libido Lattice.

WARNING: This book keeps a fast pace with constant fight. CONTAINS: decisive and ruthless kills, no saintly hero, no silly face-slapping scenes, crushing enemies across levels. If you can’t handle a cold-hearted and cruel MC, turn back now. Hope you enjoy the quick-pace fight. Alan was once a genius, but due to a conspiracy, his mana core was shattered, leaving him unable to use magic. After a fateful incident, he became bound to Hell, gaining a unique way to wield magic. The cost? Endless pursuit by the dark gods of Hell. Whatever. The world has treated me this way, so I have no reason to show mercy. Anyone who stands in my way will be killed with a single sword. After all, I will be the Lord of Hell.

Follows the lives of several people,animals across the world in their silly day to day lives.

"In the whimsical world of "Sock Sleuth," eccentric detective Bartholomew P. Sockington is renowned for his knack for solving the most bizarre mysteries. When the peaceful village is plagued by a string of sock thefts, Bartholomew takes it upon himself to unravel the perplexing case of the missing socks. Teaming up with his trusty sidekick, a talking sock puppet named Socrates, Bartholomew embarks on a hilarious and action-packed adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of laundry mishaps. Along the way, he encounters a colorful cast of characters, from quirky laundromat owners to mischievous sock gnomes, each with their own secrets to uncover. As Bartholomew delves deeper into the mystery, he discovers that the fate of the entire village may hang in the balance. With time running out and sock-stealing villains lurking around every corner, Bartholomew must use all of his wit, charm, and clumsiness to crack the case before it's too late. "Sock Sleuth" is a laugh-out-loud funny and heartwarming tale of friendship, adventure, and the power of a good pair of socks."

After transmigrating into the body of an orphaned refugee, Zhang Wanqing finds herself in a feudal society with no golden finger or grand system to rely on. Gritting her teeth, she moves into a decrepit temple and picks up a hoe and shovel, vowing to survive against all odds. She clears wasteland for farming, raises livestock and poultry, and even brings back a wolf cub from the mountains to raise. Eventually, she manages to scrape by. Later, the perfumes she creates take the markets of Luzhou by storm, and everyone respectfully addresses her as “Boss Zhang.” Despite her success, Zhang Wanqing never forgets her roots. She promotes agriculture, builds schools, and provides relief to refugees, earning widespread praise and admiration. But what should she do about the handsome yet silly young man who follows her around like a loyal puppy during her daily tasks? When she hoes the ground, he fetches water. When she feeds the chickens, he herds the sheep—seemingly oblivious to the mud dirtying his elegant azure silk robes. “Suhan Shan, the fields aren’t plowed yet—what’s the point of watering them?” Zhang Wanqing finally questions him, her bright almond eyes glaring in exasperation. The bashful young man blushes, scratching his head and apologizing, “Mother said the soil must be moist for plowing to go smoothly!” At first, it seemed like a perfectly ordinary remark. But Zhang Wanqing is suddenly reminded of the shadows and whispers beneath the red canopy last night. Her face flushes crimson, and she tosses her farming tools aside, fleeing into the house. Behind her, the silly young man stands in the garden, scratching his head in confusion.

What do you expect from the person you love? silly question isn't it , except when the person you love turns out to be the one who fucked up your whole life ..... No reward for guessing ofcourse you become a villain. This Is story of such a villain. A villain who is formed out of misery, hatred, betrayal and the last thing you can expect from such person would be mercy. What do you think will happen when such a villain and his love cross paths again. To learn more about this story join Hrithik on his journey of love, revenge and betrayal.

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When she woke up, she was an unloved fat princess, and had the audacity to provoke the most brutal war Lord in history. Just through to climb the bed, move empty palace, instant sensation across the country, the king was furious, one hundred thousand dark guard vowed to her bones and ashes. However, she mysteriously disappeared and returned five years later with five smaller versions of the Prince. These five cute children are like little demons, in the village of evil people to the whole evil people flying dogs, digging ancestral graves, castrating evil people, do everything, so that evil people fear. When she meets the king again, sparks fly, misunderstandings and entanglements arise. The mystery of the children's life gradually opened, the prince faced these five small mischief with their own same, and shocked and angry and helpless. And see how she in this strange situation, and the prince from opposition to hand in hand, with five cute children to stir up the capital, write a legendary and hilarious story, love and hate intertwined, wonderful not to be missed!

Li Wei, a modern-day office worker, has always dreamed of being reincarnated into a world of cultivation, where he could wield unimaginable power and live out epic adventures. However, when he gets his wish and wakes up in the body of a lowly sect master in a world full of martial arts and spiritual energy, he quickly realizes that his new life is far from glorious. Transmigrated into the Xuanwu Sect, located in a region with weak spiritual energy and nearly nonexistent resources, Li Wei is tasked with revitalizing the sect and leading it to greatness. But there’s one problem—he knows absolutely nothing about cultivation, leadership, or even how to keep a disciple from laughing at his ridiculous attempts at training. With the help of the mysterious Strongest Sectmaster System, Li Wei must complete difficult tasks, unlock rewards, and grow the sect from the ground up. The problem? He’s completely underprepared, hilariously unqualified, and surrounded by powerful cultivators who are way out of his league. From facing hilarious challenges, mishaps, and an army of eccentric disciples, Li Wei will have to navigate this new world with humor, wit, and maybe a little luck. Can he turn his weak sect into a powerful force? Or will his clumsy leadership become the stuff of legend? One thing's for sure—this journey will be anything but boring.

A collection of my original short stories. for further synopsis read chapter no. 1

“Youth is the hope of the future,” a resonant quote among Filipinos, attributed to national hero Jose Rizal. How accurate are these words for generations gone by? Senior High, the last stage for high school. It differs from other grade levels, which aim to prepare students like Adrian Cabanas for the future. With only two years remaining in high school, how will Adrian navigate challenges during his Senior High days? Teacher, classmate, or family–amidst looming problems, Adrian's only thing he can do is to review and improve for his future.

Lou Yan, the cold and stoic CEO of the Lou Family, was born into immense wealth and success, possessing both good luck and remarkable physical strength. With no flaws in sight, he is the typical Mr. Perfect! However, little did anyone know, Lou Yan's secret hobby was actually… indulging in Gary Stu novels. On a Monday evening, he was sitting in his grand office, sipping fine wine, browsing a tablet as if he were scrutinizing a multi-million dollar deal. But in reality, he was reading an ABO novel!  Reading the scene of the green tea omega employing tricks to frame the villain in the novel, Lou Yan sneered. Lou Yan: “Heh….just a small trick, how can it fool anyone?” Seeing the silly villain really getting tricked, Lou Yan was silent, “….” Reading the scene of the scum alpha gong putting multiple green hats on the villain and fully cheating on him, Lou Yan’s face was amused. Lou Yan: “Such a pathetic man, can he satisfy you?” Seeing the silly villain kneeling to beg for the scum gong to come back, Lou Yan lost his smile and went silent, “…..” Reading the scene of the silly villain tricked by the green tea omega into his heat and sent into a club filled with alphas, Lou Yan finally couldn’t hold it anymore. Suddenly, a headrush overcame him and he….transferred into the novel. — Aloof-but-spoiling-alpha-gong x Possesive-crazy-with-revenge-omega-shou Tags: Seme protagonist, ABO, Protagonist Strong from the Start, Transmigration, Book Wear, Revenge, Healing, Charismatic Protagonist, Confident Protagonist, Ruthless Protagonist, Male Yandere, Obsessive Love, Handsome Male Lead, First Love, Omegaverse A/N: just a fellow reader attempting to write, if you’re interested in a gong protagonist transferring into an ABO world, do come in for a ride! Those who wants fluff and healing come in come in~ (cover pic isn't mine, credits to the original owner.)

In a universe where the memory of Wisps has faded, one of these elusive beings finds itself amidst human society two billion years in the future. But what exactly is a Wisp? No one knows anymore. Join this whimsical and unconventional Wisp on a hilarious journey as it navigates an unfamiliar world, seeking its place and rediscovering what it means to be a Wisp.

The silly girl replaced her sister to marry a disabled man. Not long after, the silly girl suddenly became smart and the disabled man suddenly wasn't disabled anymore. While the outside world was in an uproar. Gloria Price was being pinned against the door, failing to escape for the umpteenth time. furious Gloria Price yelled "Hey, I'm here for revenge, not to fall in love with you." Someone said dotingly, "Sweetheart, I'll hit the face for you. I'll deal with the scum for you, I'll take revenge for you! You don't need to lift a finger.

The king of the Sulis Empire is dead. Princess Cadence vows revenge and makes a deal with Commander Demi Nassa to help exact it. The Deal is simple, help the princess find her father's killer but it's not going to be that easy. As the investigation into the attack begins, a more sinister plot is uncovered, and they want more than the royal family dead. Now Demi and her crew must find and stop the threat before it risks destroying both countries, and they are woefully and hilariously outnumbered and outgunned.

Take one crazy quirky girl and a whole bunch of funny dorky queens (and nerds), Mix with a drop of fashion and... Garnish with a jar full of trouble = DISASTER!!!!! All it takes to homecoming is a committee of weirdly crazy ambitious fashion queens(and nerd) a glorious matchmake made from heaven, a totally gorge jock and one mean witch. When the event planning committee made of sworn besties, cool Dawn, Silly Shayna, Dorky Clarissa, Nerdy June and creative quirky team leader, Summer gets the big break to organize homecoming for the very first time... and for pay... everything's all colors and rainbows. what could possibly go wrong? EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Summer diaries is a central upbeat Teen/YA fiction novel told from the funny hilarious perspective of high school dork, Summer Scotts and her tales of wild crazy adventures with her wild adventurous friends, Shayna, Charlize, June and dawn. together, they make up the EPC, an event planning committee. things are all colors and rainbows and star dust when they land the hit deal of organizing homecoming. however, with problems like June's crush madness on the roll, a witch in Gabbana and Gucci heels and a cutie in blonde and leather jackets, will homecoming be their best night of all, or would it all go down the drain?

"I like to think of myself of a walking accident waiting to happen. I'm like the human version of a sitcom character, always in the wrong place at the wrong time and still always managing to make things more hilariously awkward, as it already is." Daisy Thompson has always embraced her inner dork, navigating the social labyrinth of high school with a mix of awkward charm and a talent for finding trouble. but when she decides to spend the holidays going on adventures, only one awaits her. the massive adventure of love. Their first meeting is nothing short of disastrous-think flying coffee cups and a runaway squirrel with a pack of lunch. Daisy's convinced she'll never live it down, especially when she discovers Justin is not just any model but the face of the latest global ad campaign that everyone, including her new classmates, and best friend seems obsessed with. But fate has a funny way of bringing people together. From accidental photo shoots to mistaken identities at a posh party, Daisy and Justin's paths keep crossing in the most unexpected (and hilarious) ways. Despite their differences, they find themselves drawn to each other, discovering a connection that's both heartwarming and uproariously funny. As Daisy tries to navigate school, endure unending bullying and a massive wave of high school gossip and avoid embarrassing herself in front of the most popular boy in town ( a plan that DOESN'T work), she realizes that there's more to Justin than his perfect smile and model good looks. And Justin, amidst the chaos of his high-flying career, finds solace in Daisy's authenticity and humor. Join Daisy and Justin on a rollercoaster ride of teenage romance, where every mishap is a new adventure and love might just be the craziest thing they've encountered yet.

Curious about worlds where reincarnation meets dark humor, and cultivation isn’t all about respect? Meet Yue Phaelo—a witty, endlessly ambitious prodigy with unparalleled power and a mischievous streak that keeps his foes guessing. With a family as fearsome as they are hilarious, he's on a journey to dominate realms and discover hidden truths of existence. But for Yue, power is just part of the thrill; it's about bending fate and stirring chaos. Dive into an adventure full of legendary trials, unpredictable allies, and twisted Dao mastery. I'm not the best at creating synopses, but I believe this story speaks for itself. If you’re into a blend of intense cultivation, sharp humor, and a main character who’s equal parts cunning and powerful, you’ll want to dive into Yue Phaelo’s world. It’s a mix of clever twists, complicated relationships, and unpredictable challenges. Give it a read, and you might find yourself drawn into an adventure that redefines what a cultivation novel can be. Would that work?

My name is Noah Nightshade. The Last Null Reaper Existed. And I shall become the next Zenith of all Human Realms! [Ding! You Wish!] == Warnings: - This Novel is So Boring! I Warned You. - English isn't my first language. - Hmm! let's say this novel is somehow silly and dungeon- focused as well.

Ryo’s high school life was supposed to be simple—quiet, drama-free, and definitely not romantic. But when three very different girls start showing interest in him, his peaceful existence is thrown into chaos. Hana, the energetic ray of sunshine, Saki, the mischievous tease, and Mei, the mysterious and reserved beauty, each want a piece of his attention. As rumors swirl and his best friend Yuto laughs at his misfortune, Ryo is left scrambling to survive the unexpected attention. Between dodging romantic advances and figuring out his own feelings, can Ryo find a way to bring some sanity back to his school life? Or is "normal" a thing of the past? A hilarious and heartwarming school-life comedy filled with awkward moments, budding romance, and unexpected friendships!

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