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*****WSA 2025 Entry***** Discord : https://discord.gg/UUjz93G2B5 When 40-year-old fashion mogul Arisa wakes up in her 20-year-old body after a fateful ice cream mishap, her life takes a wild turn. Thanks to a quirky app called SCAL, she’s suddenly a magnet for love—surrounded by eccentric admirers armed with cringe-worthy pick-up lines and outrageous romantic gestures. From awkward family dinners brimming with cultural taboos to laugh-out-loud encounters with old flames, Arisa finds herself tangled in a chaotic web of red flags, mixed signals, and hilariously bad decisions. Will this unexpected do-over help her rewrite her love story, or will she stumble over the same pitfalls of her past? Join Arisa on a riotous journey of self-discovery, belly laughs, and love in the most unexpected places!

*****Viral Book Call 2024 Entry***** Discord : https://discord.gg/UUjz93G2B5 Xandria Alcove, heiress to a billion-dollar empire, dreams of living a normal life, complete with first love and sweet romance. The only problem? Her four overprotective brothers. From hacking into her dates’ profiles to staging ghostly pranks in VR escape rooms, Marcus, Dante, Julian, and Theo will stop at nothing to keep suitors away. When Xandria falls for Ethan Soren, a charming young entrepreneur and fellow student at her school who is hiding secrets of his own, sparks fly—and not just between them. With her brothers’ constant interference and Ethan's dark past catching up, Xandria finds herself torn between loyalty, love, and her own dreams of freedom. Can she stand up to her brother’s iron grip and prove her love is worth fighting for, or will their meddling cost her everything? A hilarious, heartwarming romantic comedy where family chaos meets forbidden love—perfect for fans of sweet romance with a twist!

ROYALTY, CHAOS & A WHOLE LOT OF TROUBLE! Bai Xianyu is a badass general, the empire’s fiercest warrior. She’s fought countless battles, crushed rebellions, and faced death without flinching. But nothing....NOTHING could prepare her for her most ridiculous mission yet babysitting the empire’s dumbest prince. Her new job? Keep Prince Zhao Renshu alive. Easy, right? WRONG. Every single day is a new nightmare. What happens when a badass female general meets the most clueless, lazy prince in the empire? DISASTER. And maybe... a little bit of love? A Royal Mess: Love and Intrigue is the perfect mix of hilarious palace drama, sword fights, deadly assassins, and unexpected romance all wrapped up in a historical setting! If you love strong heroines, ridiculous royal antics, and heart-fluttering moments, this book is a must-read! **Tag your book bestie & share your thoughts!** #RoyalMess #HistoricalRomance #RomCom #StrongFemaleLead #PalaceDrama #MustRead

“My Existence is a bully to the word Existence itself." Quote from Patrick. Patrick, a regular arrogant kid with extremely attractive looks and a high IQ, lived in the alternate version of Earth. But in this alternate Earth, there were awakened humans who possessed abilities beyond the scope of human knowledge. Yet, despite living in an awakened world, Patrick didn't awaken any ability. But just when he was annoyed with his unawakened life, he acquired an unknown entity called a system. With that, it opened a gateway of infinite possibilities that caused the existence of the story "GOD OF ALL SYSTEMS."

Xion Aijawa thought his life was finally coming together. That is, until he tried saving a cat stuck in a tree, fell into a pit, and... died In his disoriented sate of "Freshly dead" the silly Xion accepted a strange request and ended up transmigrating into the world full of dungeons and Mana. He became illegitimate child of Marquis family hated by his three siblings. According to the memory of the original owner of the body, Xion only had a month to live. So, taking the cover of the banquet, Xion ran away. Aided by a mysterious Mall System, he makes his way to the distant borderlands, hoping to put his past behind him. But fate has other plans-. Xion ends up saving Darius Rael Darkhelm, the feared Archduke of the North, notorious for his ruthless and deranged nature. The silly Xion tried to run away but... Xion's heart thumped loudly as Darius effortlessly pinned his wrists using only one hand. "I've heard you tried to run away." Darius gently caressed Xion's pale cheek, "That must be a lie... After all, I've given you things even the royal family can't have. Isn't that right, my dear healer?" Xion gulped when Darius's thumb brushed his lower lip as a chilling smirk remained on his handsome face. "I-I think I should leave, Your Grace. I've overstayed my welcome..." The room grew cold, and struggling Xion shivered. Darius's green eyes dimmed before lighting up with a dangerous glint. Xion felt a pit growing in his stomach when he saw the deranged archduke smile. Darius never smiled. And whenever he did, it only meant trouble. "You're right," Darius said calmly. "So, let's get married." Xion "...!!!!" ______________________ This book will lean toward dark romance, but there will be no r@pe. This author doesn't like glorifying SA as romance. I am trying first time for CQ, so please support this book with power stones and by adding it to your library. Your support is immensely needed! ＼⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠／

When a so-called “mage prodigy” at a prestigious magic academy tries to summon an unstoppable monster for an upcoming battle tournament, she accidentally hauls in an average-kun from Earth. Unfortunately for him, local legend paints Humans as the ultimate demon species—infamous for their indulgence in ungodly desires, greed, and destructive nature that destoryed the very habitat that gave life to them. Now, this bewildered “Human Demon” must keep up appearances, while his summoner scrambles to hide the fact that the only magic she can perform is Illusion Magic. Together, they’re caught between suspicious classmates, looming magical duels, and a system that expects them to be either fearsome or fantastically powerful, but in truth - they’re mostly just hilariously out of their depth. Prepare for magical mischiefs, comedic misunderstandings, and one grand illusion that might prove dangerously real. This is a tale of fight for survival, path to glory, and a journey of redemption.

Eve, a fashion powerhouse ruling the world's runways, needs a fake boyfriend and fast, to appease her matchmaking mother.  Christopher, a charming, secretive, and dangerously attractive heir to the biggest conglomerate in the country. needs a distraction from his father's unwanted marriage plans. Their solution? A temporary romance brokered through a "rent-a-partner" app. What starts as a mutually beneficial arrangement quickly evolves into a sizzling romance, throw in a jealous childhood crush, a clash of powerful families, and a whirlwind of hilarious misunderstandings, and you've got a recipe for a romance that's as unexpected as it is unforgettable. Will their carefully constructed facade withstand the pressure, or will their fake relationship crumble under the weight of their undeniable, and quite unexpected, love?

Gu Xia, known as the Red Monster, had always been the quirkiest one among women. She had an extraordinary personality, exceptional job, and magic touch. Loving to play the fool to catch the wise, she had been causing chaos everywhere since her youth. One day, she was suddenly whisked away and married by a man called "Little Fox," thinking she would just swindle some money from this supposedly foolish son of a landlord. Little did she know, this son was not only smart, but he also deeply imprinted her with a 'Little Fox' of his own. This trick turned into a lifetime, leaving her with a heart so consumed and soul so corrupted she had nowhere to escape. The story features strong leads, both male and female, delivers a deadly dose of sweetness, and is a hilariously heartwarming tale of pampering! Also, highly recommended is the completed hit novel by Pigpig, "Youth Begins with Meeting Him."

"I want to get married!" At the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau, she was without a spouse, crying breathlessly. "Then get married!" The man she met for the first time decisively took her into the Civil Affairs Bureau. A flash marriage tied her to the most mysterious man in China. He had always been silently protecting her from behind, making her the envy of all the women in China. Only this silly woman was unaware, still naively thinking he was...

In the midst of swirling possibilities, a question lingered in the air like an unspoken promise: "If you were given the chance to reset the beginning, what path would you tread?" Option One: To revel in the simple joys of life, finding solace in the embrace of solitude, for the paper-thin figure is the epitome of true love. Option Two: To journey into the realm of cultivation, seeking the secrets of immortality, striving to become a legendary sword immortal. Option Three: To immerse oneself in the world of martial arts, carving out a path as an unparalleled grandmaster, destined to reign supreme over all sects. Option Four: To traverse the realms of fantasy, experiencing rebirth as a formidable entity, ascending once more to the pinnacle as a divine sovereign. Option Five: To venture into the dark realms, mastering the arts of sorcery as the esteemed leader of the demonic sect. Option Six: To ascend the throne and rule over all, commanding an empire in the realm of fantasy, for in the divine dynasty, the desire to reign as emperor burns brightest. Amidst this array of choices, Chu Yuan declared with unwavering determination, "I crave the throne. I shall be emperor." Yet, the system interjected, its digital voice tinged with skepticism, "Is it not preferable to live a simple life as a recluse?" "Is it not preferable to be emperor?" Chu Yuan retorted, his resolve unyielding. Silence greeted his response, an acknowledgment of his unwavering determination. "Congratulations, host, on selecting Option Six: to reign over all, in the divine dynasty of the supreme emperor." [Divine Destiny Selection System is launching...]

In a land of wonder and magic, a hapless hero emerges. Meet Eryndor, a well-meaning but accident-prone individual who seems to leave a trail of chaos in his wake. His clumsiness and misfortune often lead to unpredictable and humorous situations, causing trouble for those around him. As Eryndor navigates the challenges of his medieval world, he must confront his own ineptitude and learn to overcome the disasters that seem to follow him everywhere. Will he be able to find a way to turn his luck around, or will he remain a walking disaster? Dive into this hilarious and action-packed medieval fantasy tale to find out.

**WARNING: This story is just a fictional story Contains violent scenes and bloody scenes.** (The Case of the Eighth Floor) Federal Agent Leonid and the Coldest Man are forced to move into an apartment building that witnessed three serial murders to catch the killer. The cover-up by the Stars Company, which is responsible for the apartment building, as well as some prosecutors, causes the team to conduct the investigation in complete secrecy, to catch the suspect as quickly as possible and without anyone's interference. Charlotte Smith, the introverted woman who lives next door to Leonid, helps him take care of his puppy as requested. A month passes in the blink of an eye and the feelings between the two become mixed. Will there be room for love in the life of the federal agent, or will Charlotte become a puppet in the serial killer's theater?

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

Thana, a third-year engineering student and budding businessman, lives under the oppressive rule of his powerful stepfather. One fateful day, after Thana insults Pearl—a feisty second-year engineering student—Pearl kicks him square in the face, landing him in the hospital. To make amends (or so it seems), Thana forces Pearl into a deal: she must obey him until his injury heals. But the chaos doesn't stop there. When Yeepun—the politically influential daughter of a top politician—schemes to force Thana into an onstage engagement by proposing to him, he declares Pearl his girlfriend to dodge the setup, leaving everyone in a state of disbelief. As public pandemonium, bullying, and Yeepun’s vengeful followers swirl around them, the fake relationship starts to feel all too real. Together, they hatch a wild plan to reclaim Thana’s rightful inheritance from his tyrannical stepfather and break free from his grasp. Amid a whirlwind of family betrayals, dramatic rescues, and hilarious misadventures, Thana and Pearl discover that sometimes the best love stories begin with a kick—and a whole lot of chaos

Alex Miller has a problem: he's become the background character in his own unfinished novel. Worse, it's a dark fantasy where the bad guy wins. Now, as Caspian Grey, the most unremarkable, insignificant character in the realm, Alex faces a choice: accept his doom as weak cannon fodder or rewrite the rules of the game. Armed with nothing but his author's knowledge and a healthy dose of sarcasm, Caspian sets out to survive. But in a world where magic and monsters are real, even the best-laid plans can go hilariously awry. ------ This is an ongoing work. Names of abilities, characters, etcetera, are subject to change.

When college freshman Noah moves to Kochi, he expects a peaceful life—until a mix-up forces him to share his apartment with Hannah, a bold and carefree freelance artist. Their clashing personalities lead to hilarious chaos, heartfelt moments, and an unexpected bond. As Hannah slowly breaks through Noah’s guarded walls, he’s forced to confront his past and emotions he’s long buried. Through laughter, arguments, and quiet understanding, their reluctant cohabitation turns into something deeper. But will Noah allow himself to embrace the love he never thought he deserved?

After a wild night in Vegas, billionaire heiress Cora Hayes wakes up married to CEO Jace Hart. Forced to fake a marriage to please their families, they soon discover that love doesn’t always follow the rules. With meddling relatives, a rival CEO, and their own clashing personalities, Cora and Jace must decide if their Vegas mistake is the start of something real—or just a hilarious disaster.

I wrote these sonnets, poems, and quotes; in the darkest hours of my life and I hope some of you could relate. I write with all the love and joy I have for writing, just because I don't publish anything doesn't I still don't write behind closed doors.

Just a book of silly(mostly depressing) scribbles. It'll be gore and dark, read at your own risk:33

Is the risk of the unknown worth giving up what you already have? At the age of 20, Sovereign feels that life is unfulfilling and lacking in thrill. During a period of depression, he made a wish—only for it to be heard by something that shouldn't have. A wish granted ; a life changed.

[Cover art is AI-generated, credits to webnovel] "You journal? That's silly" His laugh made my jaw tick, here we go again with people telling me the things I enjoy doing are 'Childish' or 'Silly'. I closed the book and stood up, my hair coming undone as the band snapped. Great, just great. My phone buzzed as I walked away, my name being yelled by the prick behind me. The screen read 'Eudora'. I hesitated before picking and placed it next to my ear waiting for her to speak. I wish I didn't...pick up the phone.

In a universe where power, deities, and cosmic realms intertwine, the family of Son-Wu San—an ordinary man who becomes the most powerful being in existence—just wants to live a peaceful, normal life on Earth. Alongside his loving wife, Li-Yan Mei, and their two children, Xian Xue (7) and Xian Long (5), they set out to enjoy the simple pleasures of life: food, festivals, and quiet days on . From immortal beings to secret sects, from demon lords to heavenly gods, every powerful entity in the universe soon discovers the hilarious and chaotic consequences of crossing paths with this “normal” family. As misunderstandings unfold wrong place at the wrong time—and just wanting to live like an ordinary family.

in a world similar to feudal japan a fisher man is on an adventure with a female samurai to free the river from the greedy bandit king and put an end to his corrupt city it is a silly hobby to pass time and is only being done because I couldn't stop thinking of it I honestly enjoyed this a bit more than I though I would so some tips would be nice if you have any

Read, and learn about the things that these 'silly' Teenagers went through their lives by reading this. Follow along our main characters as they live their life, doing the things that benefit and troubles others The sorrow and sadness they went through, the anger and frustration they went through, the trauma they went through, the happiness and joy they went through.

Avery Campbell, an intelligent and promising young woman suddenly finds herself in a tricky situation. Her twin brother falls seriously ill on the day of his important interview with one of the largest gaming companies in the city. Faced with family expenses to pay, and a sick brother in need of medical care, she decides to step in and take her brother’s place. To make things even more challenging, she has to disguise herself as a man to pull off the switch, as the CEO of the company has a bias against hiring women. It's a hilarious and suspenseful adventure, as she and the supposed CEO started off on a bad note (He was reason why she lost her previous job). She successfully navigates the interview process and secures a job for herself, but along the long run finds herself in a sticky situation.

The king has been assassinated. As the empire mourns its lost, Princess Cadence vows revenge and makes an alliance with Commander Demi Nassa to help exact it. The plan is simple, help the princess find her father's killer but it's not going to be that easy. As the investigation into the attack begins, a more sinister plot is uncovered, and they want more than the royal family killed. Now Demi and her crew must find and stop the threat before it risks destroying everything, and they are woefully and hilariously outnumbered and outgunned.

He looked at the girl in red, her mischievous eyes looking seductively at him. "Why don't you accompany me tonight?" She said in a soft voice. He was startled at her words. "To the ball, silly" The girl said licking her lips. Reyhaan swallowed the lump in her throat and mustered enough courage to hold her hand when, "Wake up, brother! Why are you sweating so much?" "Oh, another dream about her! This cannot be true, to dream of a girl every night whom I have never met before! what is happening to me?"

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

Okazaki Hajime, a perfectly ordinary Japanese office worker, finds himself reincarnated as Kairon Nocturne, a young boy in a world of magic and mystery. Determined to avoid the spotlight and live a quiet life as a side character, Kairon inadvertently becomes the leader of a secret organization, the Ceberus, and finds himself entangled in a web of conspiracies, ancient curses, and powerful enemies. Join Kairon on his hilarious and action-packed journey as he battles dragons, outwits masterminds, and accidentally becomes the hero he never wanted to be.

Get ready to swat away tears of laughter and brace yourself for the most buzzworthy adventure of the century! Meet Ben Franklin, the world's foremost expert in attracting bad luck and the unlikeliest hero you'll ever encounter. From stumbling over his own shoelaces to triggering fire alarms with a single glance, Ben's life is a never-ending comedy of errors. And if you thought his luck would change in the afterlife, think again! Even the god of opportunity couldn't resist the magnetic pull of Ben's bad luck charms. Just as Ben was about to embark on a new adventure in the great beyond, fate took a hilarious twist. A glitch in the universe turned him into a mutant mosquito, reincarnated along with the very reincarnation system itself! Now that's what you call a bug in the matrix! The absence of a reincarnation system in the universe has resulted in a cosmic crisis. With dead souls wandering aimlessly and lifeless babies popping out like deflated balloons, it's up to our unlikely hero to solve the mystery and save the day! Now armed with six legs, buzzing wings, and an insatiable thirst for adventure (and, let's not forget, blood), the legend of Ben Franklin, the most unlikely hero in the insect kingdom, began. With his quirky sense of humour and insatiable thirst for justice, he embarked on a hilarious and unconventional quest to save the universe, leaving behind a trail of itchy mosquito bites and bacterial infections in his wake.