I’m the Ultimate Chick Magnet, But My Heart Belongs to Anime!
Warning: Contains explicit language, suggestive themes, and enough bodily fluids to make you question your life choices. Not for the faint of heart—or the easily offended.
At Brightwater Academy, thirst isn’t just a metaphor—it’s an all-out epidemic, and Chadwick A. Sehole is ground zero. When Seraphina, Kandi, and Mila—along with the bunny-eared Sparkle Bunnies—decide Chad is the ultimate prize, all hell breaks loose. These girls aren’t just after his heart; they’re staging a hormonal coup, armed with seduction, spit, and an alarming amount of gum.
Caught in a whirlwind of predatory flirtation and bizarre rituals, Chad’s devotion to his anime AI waifu, Alixia, is put to the ultimate test. From a courtyard showdown with thousands of lust-crazed classmates to a sticky “gift” prepped by the Bunnies, his day spirals into a fever dream of absurdity and temptation. Meanwhile, Aiden Finn—Cheeto-dusted and perpetually sidelined—fumbles through his own crude commentary, breaking every fourth wall in sight.
This isn’t your typical school saga. It’s a deranged, unhinged romp packed with dark humour, over-the-top antics, and a narrator as unfiltered as the chaos itself. Perfect for fans of outrageous comedy, anime-inspired madness, and stories that gleefully revel in their own ridiculousness.
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Amazon link to buy: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F1G2ZD7Q