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Story Background: This is a world where the game and reality merge, and monsters run rampant. Humans acquire the power to contend with them through job transfer and experience leveling. Characters and Plot: Su Ming's Reincarnation: The protagonist, Su Ming, was ridiculed, ostracized, and finally plotted against and killed in his previous life because he transferred to the Necromancer, a profession regarded as useless. However, he was reincarnated back to the day of his job transfer three years ago. Activating the System: This time, Su Ming still chose to transfer to the Necromancer and activated a super system. With this system, he can gain experience growth every second. While others are still worrying about leveling up, he has already left them far behind. Displaying Power: Su Ming continuously explores the potential of the Necromancer. He can summon various powerful Boss undead, such as bone dragons, to fight for him. Facing the invasion of hundreds of monsters, he doesn't need to take action himself. With his summons, he can handle it easily, making the world look at the Necromancer profession with new eyes. Facing Challenges: As his power grows, Su Ming also faces many challenges and troubles. On one hand, he has to deal with the coveting and suppression of other forces. For example, some guilds either try to recruit him or become hostile to him. On the other hand, he also has to continuously improve himself in various dungeons and battles to deal with increasingly powerful monsters and unknown dangers.

The Creation... Where all Existence exist along with Non-Existence as interconnection to Existence, providing a aspects for such lead to maintain the balance of The Creation. A Existence contains everything that we had been see: A Galaxy, Universe, a theory of Multiverse, and so beyond. Thus all undiscovered truth still remain mystery, even infinite celestials bodies are just mere-aspect of it. All celestial entities even a God don't know what truth beneath the Existence. A used of system made by human to traveling the cosmos but to find the truth of it but they only found nothing, clueless, yet they gone... With a strange phenomenon making human race fall into abyss, they gave up... Not until a guy born with a curiosity about the truth of The Creation, he'd read so many books that were actually a journey of a people whose traveled the cosmos, creating a hint for human to regain their strongest era. And the guy named Jonathan, standing tall in front of a strange yet massive ancient doors, along with a unknown symbols within the curve of the doors, filled with immense power that cannot be calculated or measure it. Jonathan realize there's puzzle to open this door and reveal something within the door, and so Jonathan goes venture to find the missing symbols, in his adventures he met Mary Carter, a young woman with a obsession of books that contains a information about the Cosmos, soon enough they become a friend, a partner for their own yet same goal. Along with a hint that in one of Mary's book, now they know where they needed to go; Indonesia, specifically Candi Borobudur where there's a book filled with a information that let the user capable to transcends a dimensional. That is one of requirements to find a puzzle of the Ancient Doors, and so they goes venture to Indonesia... But is their journey gonna goes smoothly? Or they get involved into something dangerous? Who's knows, but we'll see it soon...

A World ruled by kings one king attacked an small Village killing Shi family he vowed to free the village

I wrote these sonnets, poems, and quotes; in the darkest hours of my life and I hope some of you could relate. I write with all the love and joy I have for writing, just because I don't publish anything doesn't I still don't write behind closed doors.

Elijah Orleans is that boy whose curiosity and intelligence make him go after what others think is impossible. His obsession with the story of whose diary written by a woman more than two thousand years ago, leads him to want to investigate further, taking as a surprise what even in his worst dreams, he would not have imagined.

Before you decide to read this novel by Ravon Corlorown, the boy responsible for all this mess, ask yourself these questions: 1) Do you find sinister mysteries interesting? [ ] Yes. [ ] Why do you ask? 2) Have you ever received a note and followed its extremely secretive and dangerous instructions? [ ] No. [ ] For a reward, yes. 3) Are you too young to be the sort of detective who retrieves a mysterious stolen item that may or may not have been stolen? [ ] Why do you want to know? [ ] Besides, I've been told that I look young for my age. 4) Who's standing behind you? [ ] A very sinister-looking monster, of course. [ ] I'm not gonna fall for that stupid trick.

Being born from a pauper parents who are also greedy enough to sell of his sister to the Town bully, Ji Wei forcefully took the initiative to become the first flawless thief his village has ever known. just to save up to the amount needed to elope with his sis, becomes a thief, met a repulsive yet charming lady from Shanghai, a place almost to the similar to his dream city Beijing. After spending the night with her, the lady helps him leave his countryside with his sister, also giving him an apartment keycard which she said would be less stressful for them to cope without a roof over their head.

A collection of my original short stories. for further synopsis read chapter no. 1

In the year 2045, when humanity stands at the crossroads of civilization, a hidden war is being staged for the fate of species. Luo Lin, who was born as a military doctor in the special forces, met Lin Yue, a biotechnology researcher with the special ability of "seeing life", while tracking down a series of bizarre biological mutation events. The encounter between the two uncovers a shocking secret that is enough to change the fate of mankind: the quantum consciousness technology and mysterious "evolution factor" across the globe are actually the testing ground of civilization laid by alien civilizations. In this world where technology and mutation coexist, human society is divided into "transcendentals" who pursue digital immortality and "primitives" who aspire to genetic evolution. When the evolutionary factor spreads out of control, the quantum consciousness network is invaded by mysterious signals, and human civilization is in an unprecedented crisis. Luo Lin and Lin Yue must find a balance between maintaining humanity and transcending evolution, opening up a third path for humanity beyond the seemingly inevitable trajectory of fate. This is a story of choice, a story of perseverance or change in the face of the unknown, and a story of love and hope that can transcend death and evolution. When the spark of civilization is blown by the wind of fate, where will we go?

When Persephone Athena James first met Bodhi Patrick O'Neill, a bond formed between them. As time passed and they grew, a love formed between them. When the future became the present, their secrets divided them. What secrets are they hiding and can the truth lead them back together?

For nine years, he’s been the king of awkward side-glances and silent admiration, hopelessly crushing on her, Mabel Dorothea, from afar. Now, with just nine days before school ends, this socially anxious high schooler, Eric Russel, has to do the unthinkable: actually talk to her. Armed with sweaty palms, zero experience, and a ticking clock, he’s about to embark on the most nerve-wracking mission of his life. Will he find the guts to confess, or will his inner monologue keep roasting him into silence? "Thinking of her... She would either become my wife or my biggest heartbreak"

Have you ever wondered how everything comes into being? The sky above, the ocean and the earth below... There are a lot of theories pertaining to such matters but any of that are still just theories. But... The only thing they have similarities with is everything came from nothingness and nothingness can be said to be everything.

Finding a way to say goodbye

Finn infidèle, a vampire of a royal bloodline. It was all about 'Human's need to serve us!' and many rules throughout his life. Although growing up attention-hungry, his reputation as the fifth prince did him no good. He had no future, he was told. It was before he met someone special, and made him change his views. Join him on his adventure, seeing both sides of the war.

In a world where societal expectations reign supreme, a young noblewoman finds herself drawn to a mysterious outsider. Their forbidden love, fueled by passion and defiance, ignites a fire that threatens to consume them both. As they navigate the treacherous waters of a world that seeks to tear them apart, their journey is filled with danger, intrigue, and the ultimate test of their love.

Being born the youngest is a drag and that is especially horrible if you are born a royal  princess with the cursed birthmark that matches the doomed prophecies of their kingdom's legend. Princess Joie Michiele Selova is a villain born and died tragically of pity and pain of one of my favorite trilogy novel "LE CŒUR ÉPHÉMÈRE"  which I happen to finish reading and re-reading for the story was full of fun magic lore  and intense scenes.  However due to truck-kun being a son of a truck bitch, I died saving the neighbor's kid and to add to the shitty luck I have, I had transmigrated as the seven year old version of the Villainess who's known to be spoiled and rotten to the core and the source of the conflicts of the main characters on the first and second book. Well I can't mope here might as well be my own person and be the coolest me I can and escape that shitty fate by telling my fiancé who I am and what he should do to bring end to the doom in the next ten years because I may be a villainess in this world, but dare I say I'll take the lead and end that un just fate...but will this really help me escape my fate before the events of the third book starts?

I’m that boy from the 28th ward that was reborn and chosen by “Alan Mask”, the Overseer of Universe 62. Nobody else knows of this man, but he’s basically the God of my universe. There are many more types of gods in the different universes, he just won’t tell me and said that if I can get out of this universe all the answers await.. I just wanna live comfortably without anyone being able to push me around at the top of the world… I Am LIMITLESS!

“Victim and Devils” follows Roslin, a woman haunted by her traumatic past, as she shares her painful journey with her therapist, Mrs. Agbor, encouraged by her husband, Dave. Through revealing conversations, Roslin recounts her experiences of abuse, betrayal by a trusted friend, Mariam, and the brutal assault that led to her HIV diagnosis. As she navigates her healing process, supported by an elderly woman who helps her reconnect with her faith, Roslin ultimately confronts her fears. The story culminates in a pivotal moment when she bravely reveals her HIV status to Dave, exploring themes of trauma, resilience, and the transformative power of love and acceptance. A play written by me, in my final year in school, adapted by me into a novel

Six weeks pregnant. Shellshocked, I was riveted to the spot by the three words that appeared on my ultrasound report. It only happened once! How did I get pregnant? What should I do now? Should I tell Ashton about this? Will he refuse to divorce me because of this? Nah, I doubt it! He’ll probably think that I’m shamelessly using this child to blackmail him. Suppressing the frustration that was rooted in my heart, I stuffed the ultrasound report into my bag as I made my way out of the hospital.

" you drew stars around my scars now I'm bleeding"__ Abigail Ratchford _____ Being raised in the Ratchford mansion not allowed to see the outside world . and known as the emperor's pampered daughter.turning twenty she's made to marry the golden son of the Anderson family.unknown to her about the cold dark eyes watching her from her , watching her every move . Who would have known the day she turned twenty was the day her sweet pampered life turned upside down ____ She opened the door with a bang as herr gaze fell on a horrid sight . It wasost trenchous thing she have ever seen , she felt like puking. It smelt so bad . Lost in her thought her gaze fell on two bodies her eyes shrank as she rushed in . She stumbled back in fear . Her gaze fell at her father's headless body and his head rolled across the room. Her mother was drenched in her own pool of blood . Her wedding dress was stained in blood not realizing when she tried to touch the body wondering if it was just her imagination. She wanted to scream as her eyes staired at the face , her mother's eyes were rolled backward, her lips ashened and her lips parted slightly. A hand cover her mouth as all the scream turned to mumble. A strange scent of tobacco waft into her nose . Her mind clouded with fear and confusion . " Long time no see miss Abigail Ratchford _missed me ?" She heard him chuckle from behind . It took a few second to recognize the familiar voice behind her . As her eyes flashed in horror.it couldn't be ? ..wasn't he dead ? ___ keep reading shadow and bones

ˋ°•↣In Mijas, Spain, Carlos Martinez and Viola Lopez were childhood rivals, always at each other's throats-whether it was over grades, sports, or just who could outdo the other. Their competitive fire was unmatched, but after graduation, their paths diverged. Carlos sped off to chase his dream of becoming an F1 driver, while Viola whisked her way to England, perfecting her baking skills. Seven years later, Carlos returns, his name now synonymous with speed and victory. Viola, on the other hand, has built a successful bakery where she channels all her competitive energy into creating irresistible confections. When these two fiery souls reunite, old rivalries flare up with a new intensity-only now, the stakes include their hearts. Between heated arguments and unexpected moments of tenderness, they find themselves in a race neither anticipated: a race to see who can outmaneuver the other in love. Will Carlos's fast-paced lifestyle sweep Viola off her feet, or will she prove that the sweetest victories are the ones that take time to rise? In this battle of wills, the finish line is closer than they think, and love might just be the ultimate prize.

Best friends Ark and Jade are tragically killed after Ark’s family loses everything due to his uncle's corruption. In their final moments, Ark’s declaration of love transports their souls to the fantastical world of Etorle. Reincarnated with extraordinary powers—Ark as the Demon Lord and Jade as the Demon Queen—they discover they are married and must adapt to their new roles. Determined to overthrow the tyrannical King Mortimer, a former Earthling who now rules the Aureliath Empire with an iron fist, Ark and Jade embark on a journey of self-discovery, resistance, and romance. United by their love and newfound abilities, they strive to liberate Etorle and create a future together.

Walking in on her boyfriend and cousin having sex and exposing their plans to get rid of her... Shi Xue was heartbroken. Due to her shock, she knocked over a vase. Since the plan had been exposed... She is on the run for her life. Her dad passed away several years ago, and her so called family members were after her inheritance. After running for god knows how long, she was struck in the back of her head by a man dressed in black. "Hehe... I'm too tired from playing cat and mouse with you... since you are unconscious.. I shall drown you and have you die a more peaceful way." In this fateful night, the handsome man was out on his private cruise dealing with his "business" with the spies he found from his company. As he was staring at the ruthless torturous methods used on the spies to make them talk.. he heard . "help... me." How much did she hear and who was she? Just when he was about to toss her off the cruise... he recognized her ... the coldness of his eyes melted away as he gently embraced the girl to his body. "Shi... Xue...?"