Dazai Slapping Atsushi

"Have the President fall in love with you or die." The last thing Ariel expected after a weekend of binge reading was to be transmigrated into the same novel as the evil secretary who was bound to be eliminated. "It's okay, I can just disappear from the main story line and live a peaceful life." However her hopes were shattered when a system barged into her mind and pushed her to fulfil the dead secretary wishes. The top one, capture the male lead. As she saw the formidable man sitting in his office chair with leisure, the full time student Ariel who never had an experience wirh boys thought with dismay. 'This is going to be a difficult task.' However, it was this or death So she plunged into the journey of seducing the male lead, unaware that once she gained his attention no one would be able to save her from his clutches. ..... Transmigration. System. Multiple Love Interests with a focus on the alpha lead. Possessive, alpha Male Lead and lots of face slapping. Fast-paced.

Front page is "MARCKZA ATTZZÏ'YRI MA'ÁJESH". After having his Military Service extended from four to twenty two years due to an administrative error, "Drïekvïer", Better known as "Trektör" or "The Nightmare Of The Farioth", is abruptly forced to stop his deployment, all because the change of a law in the Nation he chose to live in. Said law forbid anyone under 78 years to be in active militar duty, him being almost 45 and considered a Veteran doesn't help him in the slightest to make an exception. With this unexpected development, he decide to try something new by taking the "Talent" test of the neighboring country in order to obtain a Profession and qualify for one of the most prestigious Academies in the gigantic planet of "Clarattoia". To achieve this, is mandatory to have a score of "7", of a maximum of 22.5, after all, with out a Profession is impossible to access "Protocol" and nurture the hidden beast inside all of us. Additional information: NO CHEATS NO PLOT ARMOR NO VANILLA EASY LIFE (So Don't Get Fooled By The Start) If you want a story in which there is face slapping of dumb characters or everyone is friendly after a few random words, This is not for you. There is a bit of everything in this story, so be prepared, is the only warning anyone is going to get. Lastly, I am not an English native speaker, so any mistake i make, feel free to point it out so I can correct it as soon as possible.

What happens when a fairly normal person is granted the ability to outspend even nations? A trillion is a thousand billion and a billion is a thousand million. How does one spend all that within a limited time? Or Am I destined to die? ... Note: this is my attempt at creating a face-slapping and urban money spender novel. So please Leave a review when possible

You never know the value of something until you lose it? For Brooke that couldn't have been more farther from the truth! After being cheated by her husband and younger sister, Brooke's miserable life of abuse takes a complete turn for the better when she finally signs the divorce papers! But things are only just getting better! What's this? She's been made joint heir to a multi-billion dollar company?! She's bought her stepfather's puny agency?! She's now the richest woman in the country?! And as an added bonus, her contract marriage husband is handsome and dotes on her every second of the day! Hold your horses, buckle your seats and witness one of the greatest, husband spoiling wife stories you'll ever see! With satisfying face slaps lurking at every corner!

“I will let you be on top from tonight, please don’t divorce me, darling!” ----- Evelyn’s fairytale life shattered when a stranger stormed in, claiming to be the real daughter of the Wright family with proof. Her enviable privileges? Stripped away. Her spotless reputation? Tarnished. Her four-year engagement? Abruptly annulled. But the worst betrayal came from her once-loving father, all set to marry her off to settle a business score—with a man twice her age! Everyone in the circle attended this scandalous wedding, eager to witness the downfall of the supposed fake heiress. Yet, the climax was not what even Evelyn had anticipated! Zevian Reign, the nation’s richest tycoon, known for being every woman’s fantasy and the nightmare of all his rivals, made a dramatic entrance. His arrival stunned the guests, but his brazen wish was even more startling! He casually demanded to replace the groom and marry the beautiful bride. No one dared to challenge, nor did anyone have the guts to disobey him. They were left with no choice but to watch the wedding unfold. And it was Evelyn’s time to smirk, for she was now the devil’s wife. And all those who had ruined her, they would pay back in tenfold! ++++ [Excerpt] "Why would I ditch my husband for a loser?" Evelyn chuckled, crossing her arms defiantly. "He is better than him in all the aspects." Her gaze drifted to her ex-fiancé nearby, and she continued with a smirk, "Actually, a lot better in bed." As Annabelle’s face flushed with disdain, Evelyn patted her back and leaned in to deliver another slap. "So, good luck with licking my leftovers, dear step-sister. He's a perfect match for you."

SSS rank talent? I can get 10,000 xp multiplier and convert them to upgrade my skills? Proficiency? Item Quality? Top ranker? Beat them up! Arrogant villains? Slap them to death! My Little Sister getting bullied in school? Destroy the school! In my eyes, you are just experience points to farm! Let's farm experience points!

The apocalypse has arrived, unleashing monsters across the globe. Jeremy, a high school student with a past life as a mercenary, awakens to an SSS-tier ability known as "The Eye of Omniscience." This power allows him to perceive hidden cues invisible to others. [There's a silver treasure chest in the room to the left. Opening the chest with your foot guarantees a 100% chance to obtain a silver-grade item!] [There's a hidden boss in the girls' bathroom. Defeating it with a sanitary pad will surely drop a rare skill scroll!] [Slapping the job-change statue 99 times during your job change will unlock the hidden class "God Desecrator"!] While the rest of humanity is still living in fear, Jeremy has already obtained various god-level rewards thanks to his Eye of Omniscience. While others are still figuring out how to survive the apocalypse, Jeremy has already reached the pinnacle of humanity, confronting the gods themselves!

*Fast paced fast slapping modern novel* Jiang AiLin, known as Miss Fox. Why was she called as Miss Fox? It's because she had killed someone while pretending to be the only daughter of the famous Jiang Family. It turns out, from a young age she was pretending to be the daughter of Jiang Family. When her identity was revealed, instead of apologizing she burned the whole house of the Jiang Family, causing for someone to be killed inside the fire! Heinous! Heinous! Everyone in Beijing had at least heard of this story once, especially the socialites who look down on her for being a Foxy woman whose true self was merely filled with hatred. But that woman had walked out of the prison after serving for six years. And... And she had caught the best bachelor as her lover! The eldest son of the Li Family, Li ZiChen. But she didn't come alone. She had came back with a revenge plan, to pay blood with blood. Yet why does this man knowing the people she had killed still agree to love her?!

****EXTREMELY SMUTTY Julian, the son of Duke Alden and the grandson of Grand Duke Augustus stood Infront of the crystalline ball that emanated mana. The crystal absorbed his mana and started glowing with purplish hue, with a sparks of lightning. "Yes, I have unlocked Lightning Affinity," Julian said, a spark of excitement lighting up his blue eyes. Suddenly, the ball began absorbing too much mana, Julian's eyes widened in horror as the energy swirled out of control, crackling with an intensity that was and terrifying. Just as he realized the danger, the ball erupted in a blinding flash, a shockwave of power surging outward. Julian wasn't hurt, but he felt a strange sensation as a dark mist swirled in front of him. Suddenly, he saw a strange entity, a shadowy figure, slip into his forehead. Then, Julian heard an unfamiliar sound echo in his head: “WELCOME TO THE MILF SYSTEM.” Connecting....Success Initializing.......Success “FUCK THE MILFS AND GET STRONGER, CONQUER THE MILFS, CONQUER THE WORLD.” , The voice said Curiosity piqued, Julian quickly asked, "Can you tell me more about the MILF SYSTEM?" The voice continued, "Sure, The MILF SYSTEM will help you reach unimaginable power as a mage. You will need to complete the tasks assigned to you and earn points." ********************* MILF SYSTEM - TASK POINTS CHART Handjob - 10 Points Blowjob - 20 Points Sex - 75 Points Creampie - 100 Points Threesome - 200 Points Spank - 15 Points Anal - 150 Points ********************* Julian grinned, excitement bubbling up inside him. “Well, if that’s what I should do to be stronger, I guess we don’t have any other choice,” he declared, determination shining in his blue eyes ************** [Huge Harem] [In Depth R-18] [Hardcore Fetishes] [Extreme Sex] [Gore] [Big Boobs] [MILF] [Incest] [Best Girls] [Anal] [Threesome] [Foursome] [N-some] [Big ass] [Impregnation] Some smut scene may contain: [Spitting] [Slapping] [BDSM] [No NTR - No sharing - No mind control - No drugs or potions that influence the girls A lot of Netori and Stealing] Contains long and detailed smut.

After fighting with her boss and vowing never to return, Aysel kept her word. Well, she died while trying to save a girl and was transmigrated into a novel world. In her new life, she is a wealthy heiress and a popular celebrity. This made her excited at the thought that her dream of living like a salted fish was about to come true! However, reality slapped her in the face and pinched her awake. Wealthy heiress? Her bank account is in the negative! She owes money to the bank! Popular celebrity? The entire country hates her! Aysel finally understands the phrase: "Out of the frying pan into the fire." Now, she can’t even live in peace. Well, maybe Heaven isn’t so cruel after all—at least she has a life-saving system! System: Host, you need to harvest points. A lack of points means death! Aysel: What should I do?! System: Marry Young Master Grant. Young Master Grant? The tetraplegic boss who’s also a sadist? System: ...Exactly. Aysel finally realizes what it means to be unloved... But marrying Young Master Grant seems appealing. After all, he can’t do anything, right? Perfect! She just has to wait for him to die, inherit his wealth, and finally become rich! But she’s proven terribly wrong when the man pins her down, his hands roaming over her body, igniting a fire as he meets her gaze and whispers huskily... "I don’t know how to inflict pain, but I know how to make you cry for release." Wait, is he still tetraplegic? Had she... misread?

Allen, the legendary player "Godlike", finds himself thrust into the revolutionary fulldive VRMMORPG Hell's Gate's main villain, Azazel. Alongside seven skilled female players, he embarks on a journey filled with unexpected challenges. Confronting his old nemesis and countless players, Allen delves deep into the shadows of his own dark past. Soon, he becomes entangled in a complex web of new relationships and past betrayals. His companions develop feelings for him, not only in the virtual world but also in real life. Balancing his affection for his wives, the chaos of the battlefield, and his thirst for revenge, Allen sets out to attain everything he desires. The legendary player has returned once again, not as the hero but as the villain. He shall claim the title of ultimate villain! ---------------------- Each one of his subordinates represent seven deadly sins: Nefaris (Vampire) -> Pride // Player: Larissa Lullaby (Siren) -> Sloth // Player: Shea Lilieth (Succubus) -> Lust // Player: Vivian Eira (Fox Demon) -> Wrath // Player: Bella Selena (Witch) -> Envy // Player: Alice Abyssia (Kraken) -> Gluttony // Player : Zoe Grimora (Necromancer) -> Greed // Player: Jane -------------------------- Join my discord channel for illustrations: https://discord.gg/mSRHyMVhnG Bonus Chapters! *600 Power Stone = 1 bonus chapter *400 Golden Ticket= 1 bonus chapter *Magic Castle= 2 bonus chapters *Space Craft= 4 bonus chapters Important Note: No NTR, No Yuri, No rape, the relationship will go both in the game and real world. Tags: Mature Content , R-18 , Gore, Comedy , Revenge, Face Slapping, Monster Girls , Succubus , Magic , Demons , Devil , Beasts , Action , Mystery , Overpowered , Harem , System , Servants , Handsome Male Lead , Smart Male Lead and Slice of Life.

[Invincible, showoff, face-slapping, feelgood] "Who is richer? Sorry, Every watch I have is worth billions. Money is just a number to me!" "Wanna fight? Fine, I won't even use my hands and feet. I've never lost a fight in my life!" "You like me? Sorry, even a cruise ship is not big enough to hold all the women I have. Haven't you seen the princess of Anenida lining up for me?" With the invincible system, everything can be easily accomplished. Please don't show off in front of me. I have a nickname called Face-slapping Zhang!

After Su Chaoxi was killed by her parents' blatant favoritism, she was reborn before her son became a murderer. Only after being reborn did she realize that the mother-in-law, whom her parents described as having a 'Buddha's mouth and a snake's heart,' was actually a people-pleaser; the twins whom they called inherently bad seeds were just neglected and lonely geniuses; and her domineering and brutal husband was actually a top-tier romantic! In this life, with her mother-in-law alive and her husband doting on her, Su Chaoxi held her children tight and fiercely slapped herself twice. The mistakes made in her last life, she swore to make up for in this one. - Xie Tianyin woke up one morning to discover that his restless wife, who previously would cry, make scenes, or threaten suicide, started to adopt a gentler approach to get together with his illegitimate younger brother. Xie Tianyin saw through everything, only wishing for her to stay by his side. But unconsciously, the reclusive and morose twins became increasingly cheerful, the depressive and pessimistic old mother smiled more and more, the business he was determined to ruin was thriving, and even his grandfather, who had been utterly disappointed with him, asked why he didn't visit home more often. Xie Tianyin: ??? What happened?

An Jing had transmigrated into the body of an ancient farm girl whom everyone could bully. On the day she crossed over, she was sold. Alright, seizing the servitude contract, stepping on her good-for-nothing parents, she held her freedom in her grasp, she was in charge of her marriage, she called the shots for her future—nobody could point fingers at her! An Jing assertively slapped her servitude contract onto the man beside her, "Keep it safe, from now on I belong to you." The man: "......" The man doted on her. Whatever she wanted to do, she did, and they even teamed up to torment all sorts of scum. The couple's life was incredibly satisfying. It's just that the man's identity... (A gratifying story, with both strong male and female leads, 1v1 pampering)

An Hao leaped, thinking she had died, but to her surprise, when she opened her eyes, she found herself back in the year 1985. To live a second life, did she have to endure the abuse of her stepmother and stepsister again, the dislike of her mother-in-law and disdain from her sister-in-law, and the betrayal of her best friend who bravely became the other woman just to slap her in the face and climb the social ladder? Was she supposed to end her miserable life in poverty again? An Hao's answer was, "Eat! Shit! No!" She was determined to make something of herself, to get rich by capitalizing on her knowledge and aim for a well-off life. This time around, she was going to be the protective big sister who reformed her worthless little brother who had died a wretched death, and the virtuous wife to make up for her past neglect of her husband! She wouldn't let this life go to waste in despair! A malicious best friend? Coveting her man? Not a chance! Go hang out wherever it's cool! Cough cough, how did she not realize in her past life that this "Stoic King of Hell" was so indecent. Decent? You've had your fill of decency during the day.

Introducing the new book "Marrying the Villain in a Book World: A One-on-One Pampering Story" – a unique tale He is Huangfu Zheng, a man at the pinnacle of power, arrogant, imperious, and living wildly without constraints. She is cool and breathtakingly beautiful, with both her looks and intelligence off the charts. Love at first sight is something he used to scoff at, but it often slapped him in the face both swiftly and fiercely. This is actually a story about an exceedingly domineering man who dotes unconditionally on a highly intelligent woman. He wants to treasure her, spoil her rotten, and pamper her until she sees no one else but him. Mini Theater【One】 Huangfu Zheng: My dear, you seem even more beautiful today. Tang Anzhi gave him a glance: Haha, speak human. Huangfu Zheng's expression turned serious: Wife, we can go register our marriage now. Mini Theater【Two】 "Big bro, isn't there a limit to pampering a woman? She's almost climbing on your head and doing her business, and you don't even care." More importantly, that woman is vicious, holds grudges, and her methods are ruthless; he can't live like this! Huangfu Zheng glanced over with a cold snort: "I like it, any objections?" Who else should I spoil if not my own wife? A one-on-one relationship, an extreme pampering story

"Hubby, I don't want anymore, I feel terrible..." "Baby, be good, finish up this medicine." The handsome man embraces the woman in his arms, coaxing her tenderly as he feeds her the medicine. Joanna Lawrence stumbles upon Ashton Heath, the most esteemed scion in all of Closia City, and ends up sleeping with him for the night. After he offers her benefits in exchange for their marriage, the newly appointed Mrs Heath suddenly has the power to have everything she ever wished for. "Hubby, I slapped the Movie Queen Faye today, was I too much?" "Baby, does your hand hurt? Let me rub it for you." "Hubby, I maxed out your credit card, are you angry?" "Baby, are you happy with your purchase? Let me know when you need more." "Hubby, I'm tired today, I don't want to move..."

The Divine Doctor dominated the city, showing off and slapping faces, curing diseases and saving lives while making money. He was omnipotent, composing a life of supreme dominance.

To repay his debt of gratitude and survive, Ryan Fletcher—the direct descendant of the most prominent family—has kept his real identity a secret and become the live-in-son-in-law that everyone despises. But once the family’s ban is lifted, he is back on the Fletchers‘ heir race. "You want to make me a cuckold?" SLAP! "You try to set me up?" SLAP! "You want to fire me?" SLAP! "You want to steal my wife's company?" SLAP! Who says that a live-in-son-in-law must be a loser? I, Ryan Fletcher, never chicken out! Please enjoy every face-slapping moment at the courtesy of Mr. Fletcher.

A bloodsucking mosquito with the soul of a student, seeking revenge, rose from being weak to powerful, step by step from this unassuming life planet 'Earth', becoming a powerful force in the entire universe! Literary version: Reborn as a larva, striving for self-improvement, and ultimately transforming into a terrifying giant mosquito. From then on, I roamed freely across the universe, traveling the vast universe's starry sky! Passionate version: You weak cosmic creatures! I'm using my mouthparts to consume the core nutrients of your mother star. What can you do about it? Funny version: You think I'm disgusting? You hate me because I suck blood? Want to swat me dead with one slap? Just wait, one day I'll stomp your house down!

[ 0.56% - 8.78% ] One specific indicator stopped in his mind. It was a number expressed in percentages, which meant something. After feeling and thinking about them, Hope understood their meaning. It was as if he had already stored the idea of them in his mind. [ 1233; 17; 33; 05 ] ‘A little over three years.’ This was the time left before the cataclysm. Prophetic fragments could be found in ancient relics, weapons, and graves, and scattered throughout the world, foretelling apocalypse, outcomes, and possible futures. Humanity found special knowledge in the fragments. They called this phenomenon the Fracture.  Then new prophecy was revealed, warning people of the approaching second calamity. A new Fracture that will ultimately decide humanity's fate. Later, they discover additional fragments that talk about the Chosen One. He will collect all the fragments, unite the prophecy, and save humanity. He will bring peace, harness the ultimate power equal to the gods, and crush all threats. People named him Hope. ///// This is the Chosen One’s story. Although the premise might not appear particularly unique, I am trying to craft something different in a genre that we all love. I really love deep and structured world-building and making plans to test out some of my concepts. Prophecy and harnessing power from it are nothing new, but I am adding some twists, and I hope you can find my story enjoyable. That is my main goal while doing this work. The first couple of chapters are me trying to show and explain the world. But I promise that the plot always moves forward. And the story is fast-paced. If you would like to see more of my opinions, see my review below. English is not my native language, so please excuse me and point out any faults. Additional Tags: No-harem; System (kind of); No OP protagonist; No face slapping; Magic (kind of); Cultivation (kind of). Dark, but not too much. It may include some graphic scenes, but nothing too much. The story is romance at its core, but it is too soon to talk about that.

On the day she was supposed to become Mrs. Jade, Eclipse Rocelyn was humiliated. Slapped and insulted by her own fiancé, Robert Jade, and betrayed by her wicked stepsister Jessica and scheming stepmother Mrs. Rocelyn, they accused her of cheating and ruined her in front of everyone. They pushed her, letting her fall and die with no mercy. But death wasn’t the end. Eclipse woke up, reincarnated as a fierce warrior from far away, a girl with the same face and name who had also died in battle. Now, with both their memories merged, Eclipse returns with fire in her heart. She swears to make them pay for what they did. Enter Alastor, the most powerful billionaire in Star City. Eclipse strikes a deal with him—she’ll get her revenge, and he’ll be by her side, spoiling her like no one ever has. Alastor is not just a protector; he’s willing to burn down anyone who dares harm his new wife. Revenge never looked this sweet... or this dangerous.

Qin Mei was drunk when she got married to a total stranger. The next day, she unexpectedly finds out that her accidental husband turned out to be the uncle of her ex boyfriend and also a powerful figure known and feared in every part of the world. Qin Mei was an insecure illegitimate daughter who had always been mocked for not being as clever, sensible, capable or elegant compared to the two older legitimate daughters. Everyone could not wait to see the rumored 'ugly and poor' man she had married. They were however slapped hard in the face when, Huo Xinhan stepped out proudly as her husband. "It is my honor to have married Madam Huo", he announced to the whole world, his voice filled with indulgence and love. The whole world was in an uproar the next minute. Could it be that the gentle looking man before them was an imposter? Ugly? Poor? This was a big slap in the face to everyone! After all, who was Huo Xinhan? This man had singlehandedly formed his own powerful empire at the young age of fifteen. His beauty and features were second to none. He was a top notch powerful figure known for being cold-hearted, ruthless and arrogant. The netizens made mocking comments online. "I bet on my entire life that she will be kicked out in less than a week" The following week that netizen dropped dead. A few years years later, the most powerful and loving couple envied by many came forward to announce their wedding anniversary accompanied by a pair of twins. ... *excerpt* With one hand supporting the back of her head and the other supporting her slender waist, he gently pushed her against the wall. "MeiMei, you're finally mine", his voice was hoarse yet filled with seduction and his hot breath caused her entire body to tremble violently. Qin Mei's face unexpectedly turned red as she felt her mind go blank for a moment. ... You can also check out my other novels: Queen of Ashes To die for love: Love or revenge Love In The Midst of Chaos *This novel shares the same universe with Quuen of Ashes* Cover picture does not belong to me.

This is the story of a boy who transmigrates into the world of Blue Sky. This world has a different Hollywood and different rules. In 1992 where Hollywood's cultural output is too low that conservatism prevailed so that he has come with the task to change it all. His name was Sam Sammir but now he is known as Sam Sandles. This is not a quick story but a slow paced novel which also involves the protagonist's life. What to expect ;- Strong MC, Intelligent MC, No Face slapping at every turn, his growth journey and new movies different from the same hollywood repeated movies. My discord link:- https://discord.gg/FvYNdHCP

A nuisance to society Trash in the entertainment industry A molester. To everyone, this was Huo Yao. But who was Huo Yao or rather, who was Huo Yaoyao? She was the little princess of the Huo family, the beloved daughter of the Heavens and the ruler of the Underworld. Watch as Huo Yaoyao kicks her enemies to the curb and slaps the faces of netizens, becoming the most influential person with an indifferent look. However, this influential male god doesn't want to let her go."Xiao Yaoyao, let's get married."

Isabella Green thought her life was already complicated enough; a one-night stand with a charming stranger left her pregnant, and now she's struggling to figure out her next steps. But everything spirals out of control when she mistakenly accuses the wrong man, billionaire Michael Hartley, of being the father. With one slap in a crowded restaurant, she turns his world upside down, shattering his relationship and dragging her into a web of deceit, power, and dangerous secrets. Michael isn’t the type to let things go easily, especially when he discovers it was his reckless twin brother, Liam, who fathered Isabella’s child. But Michael isn’t just furious, he’s intrigued. To protect his family’s name and salvage his public image, he forces Isabella into a fake relationship, one that’s supposed to fix everything… until real emotions start getting in the way. As Isabella navigates the high-stakes world of the Hartley family, she quickly realizes there’s more at play than a scandalous romance. From hidden fortunes and dark family secrets to a vengeful ex-girlfriend and a twin brother with dangerous enemies, Isabella is thrust into a life she never asked for. But with a baby on the way and her heart on the line, she must decide whether to trust Michael or run before she gets hurt again.

[Sweet, satisfying, pampering, lots of face slapping.] Zhang Caishen's era had come to an end and he could never rise again, or so they said. But why did he seem to be getting richer and more powerful even if he was now crippled and abandoned by his betrothed? Why was he suddenly so unnaturally lucky? The answer was simple; his new wife!! Lin Alix was not lucky when it came to her family. She was the older, less loved and less talented one in comparison to her younger sister who stole everything from her. But fate intervened and she got lucky when it came to a husband, not only was he wealthy but he loved to spoil her. Suggested by her infinite luck gaming system, Alix married her sister's unwanted crippled husband to be and stepped on the path of a winner in life. She swept up music awards, gained international recognition and got her revenge on her cruel family while becoming Beijing's most envious wife. "Are you crazy, you willingly married a crippled man?" her friends asked. "Yes, but have you seen how much he pampers me?" she asked in turn. "She will cheat on him, he is a cripple and he can't perform his husbandly duties." others gossiped. Alix looked at the so called crippled man who climbed into her bed night after night and laughed. Sorry, he was more than capable. "Honey, I am here to perform my husbandly duties." he would always say coquettishly when he flipped her over. This book is participating in the WSA and the author will appreciate all your support. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, nothing should be compared to the real world no matter how similar. You can also check out my other works here on Web novel.

"He thought knowledge was power, but knowing the story won’t save him from me." ********** Extra Takes It All! True to its title, that hypocrite really does take it all. Opportunities? “Nah, the protagonist is too overpowered to even bother with them. I’ll take what he ignores—anything for my survival.” A harem? “I just help them a bit with their internal struggles, and somehow they keep clinging to me.” Items? “He barely uses them. They’re just lying around, so I’ll put them to good use.” And yet, that hypocrite keeps whining: *“I’m not supposed to be the protagonist. I don’t want to change the story’s outcome. I’ll just enjoy it from the sidelines.”* *Chuckle* Yeah, right. Somehow, I pushed through that mess of a plot. The other characters? They were decent. Well-developed. They felt real and believable. But that so-called “extra”? He was a walking contradiction. He started out on the sidelines, but gradually got more and more overpowered—until he himself became the story’s villain. As for the ending, don't even get me started. It really felt like the final battle was slapped together based on Authors hormones. The climax didn't make any sense at all, it was just a mess which totally twisted the logic that built up till this point of the story. So, what did I do wrong? I just cursed him a little, that’s all. And to be honest, he deserved it. Then, fate being fate, I ended up in that same novel that frustrated me. But unlike that Extra who cried about being thrown into a dangerous world and all, my situation is genuinely screwed. If I want to survive, there’s only one way: kill the extra. Yes, you heard me right. I won’t stop you, I will straight up kill. As your Professor, I’ll have plenty of chances.

[System Initialization...] “A System?!” Alexander, an ordinary young man from Earth, is thrust into a world of cultivation where the strong dominate and the weak kneel. Taking over the identity of Long Tian, the infamous young master of one of the Eastern Region's most powerful families, Alexander receives the ultimate cheat: the famed System. With a burning desire to rule as the ultimate alpha, omega, and god among gods, Alexander sets out on a path of domination and ascension. His ambitions drive him to the peak of power, but the road to godhood is treacherous and lonely. To fill the void, his thirst for women grows unbounded, entwining his journey with lust, love, and conquest. Yet, every gift comes with a price. The mysterious "Being X" who granted him this system might hide dark motives. Is Alexander a mere pawn in a cosmic game? Or will he flip the board, shatter the chains, and enslave the very entity that dared to manipulate him and use him as a piece of entertainment in his cosmic game? Witness his rise as he battles the cutthroat world of cultivation, builds his harem, and challenges fate itself. Will he conquer the heavens—or succumb to their endless schemes? --- Tags #Neutral-EvilMC #PlayfulMC #Harem #Cultivation #Transmigration #Gods #Goddesses #Face-Slapping #YoungMasterMC #Smut #Threesome #VillainProtagonist #MultipleRealms #Netori #NoNetorare

Castle - 20 Bonus Chapters!!! [Warning: Sexual content, lemons, comedy, MILFs, face-slapping, and a shameless protagonist!] ***** Hugo Fernandez, a short, skinny virgin with zero charm, was a young man with grand dreams. He had just started college and was brimming with hope for a bright future, but a rather unfortunate food poisoning 'incident' soon turned his life from bad to worse. He experienced a social death! Out of the blue, a mysterious girl’s voice echoed in his head: [Ding! Fate has aligned, and your woeful destiny with women has reached the heavens! You have been granted the Ultimate Harem System!!!] Hugo’s listless eyes widened. Had he finally received his own cheat code? Was it time for him to ascend to the heavens in a single leap and start attracting women left and right? The mysterious voice spoke again: [Ding! Initialising Death mission... Seduce a 7+ woman within one month or die!] Hugo blinked, his jaw dropping. "Wait, what? Seduce a 7+ woman or die? What kind of medieval torture is this? I can’t even seduce my reflection!" After taking a minute to calm down, he realised it wasn't as bad as he thought. "In the worst case, I can burrow some money and get a pro-" [No pay pigging] Hugo realised he was soon going to experience a real death! This system was out for his blood! [Tick tock, Romeo. Time’s wasting…] "I'm gonna die!" Join Hugo on a captivating, deadly journey filled with debauchery, womanising, and thrilling level-ups as he rises above all and becomes a Supreme Casanova! If he doesn’t die first, that is… [A/N: Inspired by MPUAS.] [Warning: R18 content doesn't immediately begin. MC takes time to develop himself to a stage where he can get the beauties. But expect a good dose of comedy.]