Slifer Slacker

Below the nine setting suns lies the remains of the Golden Crows. By chance, a young man arrives in the world of Journey to the West, attaining enlightenment using the bodies of nine Golden Crows, leading to a different journey. Summary for this book: "Living in the Journey to the West, I started off by roasting nine Golden Crows." Yet another summary is, "My days of collecting bodies in the Journey to the West. When it comes to body collection, no one's better than me. Three hundred years of professional body collection experience, skilled at cooking braised meat, and never adds sugar in it."

Kenji Kaito is a 23 year old unemployed slacker. He spends his days playing video games, reading, and nothing else particularly useful. It is only until one fateful day that he realizes that there is something special about himself. He has psychic powers.

"The masterminds are cooler than heroes," I mutter as I stare at the chess pieces before me. It is easier to be the one who sits in the shadows and moves the pieces, likewise deciding the flow of the game. Heroes will foolishly sacrifice their lives for the good cause and villains will sacrifice the world for their own gain, but masterminds will use both the heroes and villains to their own benefit. Why, you ask? Well, that's because I've lost my life once while trying to be a hero so, I don't want that anymore. I'd rather be a mastermind who molds the world as per my convenience and live peacefully. Because, why not? *** [Defender of Divine Glory says you are the hope of this world.] What? [Goddess of Wisdom believes that you will be the one to save the world.] Wait, what?! [Propose the Grand Duke the idea of a fake marriage.] And, why would I do that?! [Stop the assassination of Prince Eric.] Why would I save him?! [The candidates for the throne are:... Who will you choose?] Ah! I give up... It seems like a curse that anyone who wishes for a slacker life in Isekai will have to go through the most troublesome things. In my past life, I died because of one rookie mistake but after being transmigrated in the world of fantasy I've gotten an opportunity to start afresh, but unlike the protagonists who look for their love and glory, I'd rather make money and live a life of a slacker. I have magic, I have power and I have money, what else do I need? Well, that was the plan but this damn system is getting on my nerves. I mean who in their sane mind would want to mess with the complicated royal family and political affairs? But that's not all though. I've also become the saviour of this world. Things just can't be anymore worse! Besides, the penalty of failing this quest is... [Failure: Destruction of the World.] It seems like if I screw up in selecting the right person then the destruction that is going to befall the world won't be stopped. If I speak of my reward then it's this vague thing. [Reward: Fulfillment of any wish.] "If that's the case then, I'd rather choose the person who would be the best fit for the throne." And that's how I decided that I would become the Kingmaker.

So here I am—Nash, the most unmotivated hero you’ll ever meet. One day, I’m binging my favorite shows, and the next, I’m the new big boss of a Warden guild. Timing has never really been my thing. Between the Malefics, who think chaos is their calling card, and mythical beasts that just won’t stay in their hidden lairs, I’m constantly juggling crises and wrangling spoiled brats during my coffee breaks. And Mana, that subtle energy, can be a decent buddy… even if it doesn’t really get the concept of “snooze.” So yeah, between naps, I’m wading through high-stakes missions, magical artifacts, and guild meetings. And if the world needs saving, I’m here—ready to do it in my pajamas. That’s Nash, your guild master, set to ruffle even the coolest dragons! --- Discord: https://discord.gg/HrY5epthyw Participated on the Webnovel Rising Star II

Legend says that someone crave the path for the world to survive, but no one has proven it true. The past remains shrouded in mystery, its secrets hidden from the present. He reborn in the body of Raphael a useless trash with bad reputation, but what does it had to do with me? "I create my way, I'm the master of own life" Follow him on his quest to discover what happened to his pitiful children, find them and finally achieve the slacker life he'd always dreamed of. Along the journey to forge unforgettable memories, meet some companions, and uncover the unknown. He is a [Creator], the father of multiple [Concept].

After a fatal encounter with a truck in the middle of a careless performance, Dan, a slacker musician with little ambition, awakens in the vibrant, fantastical world of Castoria. Reborn as Krucose, a gnome bard with a lute and a voice filled with untapped magic, he’s given a second chance at life but the path ahead is anything but straightforward. In a realm teeming with mythical creatures, legendary warriors, and ancient secrets, as he journeys through dazzling landscapes and encounters curious companions, he discovers that strength alone doesn’t define a hero. Trust, self discovery, and the bonds he forges shape him into something greater than he ever thought possible. Krucose must confront not just the dangers of Castoria but also the enigmatic truth about his own reincarnation. Is he destined to be the bard of peace, or is he merely a pawn in an ancient melody of chaos? With friendship as his anchor, will Krucose be able to master his newfound powers or will his journey lead to an ending as unpredictable as the songs he plays? Dive into a tale of bonds, growth, and the mysterious strings that connect them all. In Castoria, even the simplest tune can rewrite destiny. "I Reincarnated as a Bard" is a tale of friendship, growth, and a destiny wrapped in mystery. In Castoria, every note Krucose plays unravels a truth, but not all truths are meant to be known. "It's not about how powerful you are or how lazy you seem, it's about trusting yourself, embracing the bonds you form, and letting friendship guide you toward fulfilling your dreams." :Krucose

When an unexpected accident lands gamer and slacker Obie Williams in the unpredictable world of Kelst, he quickly learns that survival hinges on The System-a divine game where magic, monsters, and danger are terrifyingly real. With only a "Cursed Luck" boon ensuring misfortune at every turn, Obie must navigate a treacherous landscape filled with deadly creatures, volatile magic surges, and divided locals-some who see him as a savior and others who brand him a blasphemy. Something dark stirs in Kelst. Magic fluctuations wreak havoc, monsters grow bolder, and whispers of cosmic interference suggest that Obie's arrival-and survival-may be tied to a higher, perilous purpose. From battling bloodthirsty jackalopes to stumbling into an alliance with hardened adventurers, Obie must learn quickly or face the wrath of a world that kills slow learners. Will his cursed luck doom him, or can he turn misfortune into triumph and uncover the truth behind Kelst's growing unrest? A hilarious, action-packed journey where every mishap is a chance for greatness-or disaster. Cursed Luck Obie is a high-stakes, magical adventure for fans of underdog heroes and chaotic charm.

Fang Quan, a 21-year-old college slacker, has two great passions in life—gaming and skipping class. But if there’s one thing he truly despises, it’s rodents. Rats, in particular. Creepy, sneaky, and downright disgusting. He can’t stand the sight of them. One fateful day, on his way to pick up the latest game release, Fang Quan is hit by a truck. Just before the darkness takes him, he catches a glimpse of something impossible—a rat grinning at him. When he wakes up, it’s not in a hospital bed. No, it’s worse. Much worse. He’s been reincarnated as a rat. A creature he’s hated his whole life. Forced to live among the very vermin he loathes, Fang Quan is determined to survive, plotting a way to escape this nightmare. But the more time he spends among the rats and other beastmen, the more he starts to see the truth: maybe it’s not the rats or the beastmen who are the problem—maybe humans are the real pests. Just when he’s coming to terms with his new life, he learns of a brewing revolution. The rats and their fellow brethren are planning to rise up and overthrow humanity. War is coming, and Fang Quan must decide where he truly belongs. Excerpt: “If I get out of this alive, I’m going vegan,” Fang muttered, scampering through the sewer. “Who’s alive?” a rat beside him snickered. “You’re one of us now. Get used to cheese cravings.” “I hate cheese,” Fang hissed. The older rat raised a brow. “Oh, sweet summer child. Give it time.”

Living as a slacker unaware of the growing threat beyond his homeland, the baron must fight to protect what he loves when he is accused of being part of a conspiracy that launches a devastating attack on the kingdom's capital.

Takeshi Mori was just your average high school slacker, coasting through life with a steady diet of cup noodles and mediocre test scores. But his world is turned upside down when he bumps into his ex-girlfriend, Rika Kurobane—who casually reveals that she’s now the Demon Queen. And that’s not even the craziest part. Dragged into the Demon Realm, Takeshi discovers he possesses untapped magical powers that make him a key player in the fight to restore balance. The problem? The Demon Realm is in chaos, with rival Demon Generals battling for Rika’s throne, monstrous creatures lurking around every corner, and a political landscape messier than their breakup. To make matters worse, Rika is as bossy and unpredictable as ever, forcing Takeshi into the role of her reluctant “servant” while insisting he’s the only one she can trust. As Takeshi trains to control his powers, he’s thrust into battles, schemes, and the awkwardness of working with an ex who still knows exactly how to push his buttons. Can Takeshi survive the dangers of the Demon Realm, master his newfound abilities, and maybe—just maybe—help Rika reclaim her throne? Or will their past (and her villainous tendencies) tear them apart for good? Packed with explosive battles, snarky banter, and just a touch of romantic tension, My Ex-Girlfriend Became the Demon Queen?! is a light novel adventure that proves love and war are equally complicated.

Silas is a 19-year-old slacker whose life is a never-ending series of broken promises. He flunked out of high school at 16, lost job after job, and constantly lets down the one person who still believes in him—his mother. Stuck in a cycle of failure and regret, Silas feels like his future is hopeless. But everything changes the moment the universe begins to unravel. When an otherworldly event known as the Collision threatens to merge Earth with the cosmic world of Asdar, Silas is thrust into an unimaginable reality. The universe is calling, and he’s one of the chosen youth who will play a pivotal role in humanity’s future. As Earth begins to shrink and magic begins to seep into the world, Silas discovers he is not just a bystander in this collision—he has the power to shape the outcome. With newfound abilities and an ever-growing sense of responsibility, Silas must confront not only the mysteries of Asdar but also the darker corners of his own soul. Can he overcome his past mistakes and step up to become the leader his world needs? Or will the weight of his guilt and self-doubt hold him back from fulfilling his true potential? From lazy failure to powerful hero, Silas' journey is one of self-discovery, redemption, and the fight to protect everything he once took for granted. But as the Collision progresses, Silas realizes that the greatest battle might not be against the forces of Asdar, but against the person he’s always been. As Earth collides with the unknown, will Silas rise to the challenge—or will he be crushed beneath the weight of destiny?

"Peace and quiet is best, that is my motto" Sel, no, Ren ingrained these words into his very being as he embarked on his new life...

Recently, major news broke out in A City. A rich family discovered that the daughter they had raised for eighteen years was not their biological offspring. The real young lady was found, and the fake young lady was sent away. Lu Ning was now a beautiful swan who had turned into an ugly duckling. Everybody waited for the opportunity to laugh at her. They wanted to see how she would survive after being pampered like a princess for eighteen years. However, Lu Ning wasn't afraid at all. So what if she was poor? All she had to do was earn money. But before she could bring wealth to her family, they brought her home and started counting stacks of cash. Her eldest brother, a business mogul, offered her a few companies. "These are all yours now. There are more if you want them. You can choose anything from dining, entertainment, fashion, theme parks, and any industry you can think of." "Ning, would you like to participate in a talent show? I'll write you a recommendation letter," her second brother, a major celebrity, asked. Even her youngest brother, a computer expert, said, "Sis, whoever says bad things about you on the internet will never get to use it again." "..." Lu Ning was speechless. Wasn't her family poor and useless? "Ning, if you don't like gold, I'll get someone to bring you diamonds instead. You can have diamonds embedded in all your clothes. What do you think? Hang on. I'll get someone to do it right away!" Lu Ning's mother said."Ning, are you getting bored of the black card? Why don't I give you one with a credit limit? Is 50,000,000 enough?" Lu Ning's father asked. "Huh?" Lu Ning was confused. Wasn't her family so poor that they couldn't even pay off their mortgage? Lu Ning didn't even have any opportunity to contribute. There was nothing for her to do. However..."Come and be our boss!" A secret organization approached her."Come and be my successor!" The director of a research center approached her."Is this never going to end? I just want to be an ordinary person!" Lu Ning exclaimed. "Baby! Come into my arms!" Mr. Huo, an extremely wealthy man, arrived at top speed.

Daniel transmigrated into a trash novel and became the first antagonist, Owen. Owen, despite being powerful and incredibly talented, was unfortunately a simp for the female lead and ended up with his soul annihilated. But Daniel is not going to let that happen! [Ding, congratulations to the host for awakening the Slacker System!] [As long as you do nothing and remain completely lazy, you can receive unlimited rewards!] I, Daniel, despise simps! Anyone who wants to be one can do so, but I will just be a slacker! [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier weapon — Celestial Staff!] [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier armor set — Angel Set!] [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier skill — Supreme Fusion!] Perfect, let's continue slacking off! [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier skill — Celestial Gardening!] [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier scroll — Modern Industry!] [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier book — Modern Medicine!] Wait, why the fuck are all these about? [Ding, congratulations to the host for reaching sage-tier level 9!] Very well, from now on, let me fix the plot of this novel. The story is just beginning!

Zain Talen, your average college slacker, was busy skipping class to go play a new video game he had just bought, when a strange woman came running his way. Before he could get out of the way she collided with him. Quickly picking herself up she ran away leaving behind a pendant. Without knowing where she went Zain pocketed it and decided to look for her after his gaming session. During his binge, he heard it. *Bang *Bang *Bang His door was assaulted with the banging of someone who sounded desperate to get in. Rushing to open the door he found himself overpowered by something and not soon after felt a sharp pain on his neck. Vision fading in and out Zain found himself at death's door. "Could this be the end?" [Congratulations!] [You have been turned into a zombie!] [QUEST RECEIVED- Begin your horde!] [infected 0/10] [Level 1]

Izayoi and Akiza have the worst possible opinions of each other, even after living together for two years. He thinks she's a selfish brat, she believes he's a perverted slacker. The animosity has reached a breaking point and Akiza wants to move out. Time apart sounds ideal until they both start experiencing strange dreams. In these fantasies, they're the wrong bodies! The events of their dreams threaten to spill out into the real world, causing havoc in their lives as they try to work out what is happening to them, what powers are causing it and more importantly, how they can use it to get back to normal. It's gonna take a good long journey, loads of comedy, some heart, heaps of character development, a bucket of hi-jinks and a ton of gender bending tropes to get to the bottom of what's gotten on. ********************************** If you can't wait to find out what happens next, you can grab Volume 1 for just $5.99 Amazon -- https://amz.run/6hjR Smashwords -- https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1367118

The 26-year-old Olivia was a poor lady who did everything to survive. Every day, she wished to become rich or to have the power to control people before she retired and led a slacker life. Her life took a turn after an overdose of sleeping pills and transmigrated into her old favorite novel. Became Elizebeth; the ducal family's youngest child, she expected to lead a good life and planned to leech off on her three brothers for her entire life. She was happy until she dreamt about the future. Fallen kingdom and her miserable future. It happened again. Peace was never an option. Well, it seemed she had to step up for this one as well. Saving the kingdom and fighting for her freedom. Let’s just say she had a prior experience from her previous life. *wink.

Like the meaning of twilight for some people. My life is perfect with Papa and Mama who always support me. The little angel who always spoiled me. Weird friends at school who forced a slacker like me to become student council president. Well, my life is very beautiful. But all that is only temporary, as is the beauty of dusk. Since my memory returned, I have understood the true meaning of twilight to me. It was a tragic moment of separation between me and my family. And it happened again.

"Hey, great news, kid... you're dead!" With these words, Jack Eames, unrepentant slacker, found himself staring down God, and was offered a choice- An eternal life of never-ending bliss and relaxation, OR the chance to start over as a powerful hero, fighting to defeat monsters, rescue maidens, and save this new world from another player - a villain who has been given the exact same advantages he has. ...And a couple weeks head start. The ultimate prize? The winner of the contest gets to become God of this new fantasy world, and reshape it however they can possibly imagine! The downside? Whichever one of them loses ceases to exist! For Jack, a clueless, fantasy-obsessed shut-in, picking option number two wasn't hard. Learning that being a hero takes much more than pressing buttons on a controller, and that a real fantasy world is far more dangerous than the ones in stories he loves.... well, that's something else entirely!

Chu Yu was good-looking and had a good family background. Despite being male and an irredeemable slacker, he was still elected as Jianing Private School's school flower by an overwhelming number of votes. The whole school knew that Chu Yu was on bad terms with the second year's top student who'd won so many awards from various competitions that his hand had gone limp with exhaustion just from holding them. He was the cold, restrained, taciturn, and indifferent to anyone school grass, Lu Shi. That was until one certain day after school, when someone saw Chu Yu amongst the trees behind the school building, pulling on the sleeves of the study god's white shirt while speaking pitifully, "Lu Shi, give me a bite, I'll be gentle." Lu Shi put his finger in Chu Yu's mouth. "It doesn't matter if it hurts a little." －－－ Chu Yu was horrified to find that somehow he'd awakened a bizarre bloodline overnight. He needed to suck a drop of blood or two every day to survive, but everyone's blood was bitter and smelly, except... Lu Shi's. #The Heavens must be pitting against me# －－－ When the two kissed, Lu Shi's lip split, and a bit of blood trickled out; fragrant and sweet. Chu Yu couldn't help but repeatedly lick and bite at Lu Shi's lips. Lu Shi supported Chu Yu's waist and chuckled, "So greedy, hm?"

Meet Joe. He's a slacker. No real ambitions, no job, no money, no girlfriend. He has nothing but a soda, a recliner ,and the smelly t-shirt on his back. One day, life changes for Joe. Join him as he cultivates the Dao of the comfortable chair and the technique of Doublefist. Along the way, many will try to change his truth ,but his will is strong and nothing can move him from his path.

The story "The Rebirth of a Slacker into a Level 0 Necromancer" is about Victor, a 34-year-old unemployed man who unexpectedly finds himself in another world after an explosion in his hometown. Victor is summoned by a goddess for an important mission, but his unworthy behaviour leads to a curse being placed on him that prevents him from leveling up. Victor becomes a necromancer and begins his adventure, facing hardship and danger. The plot reveals comic and dramatic situations involving his new abilities, interactions with other characters, and his desire for a carefree life despite the curse and his new status.

Juda King is a lazy highschool freshman with no particular qualities that made him stand out from the crowd other then his fame for being the laziest kid in school. Juda loved peace and quiet and loathed anything that looked remotely difficult, never really putting any effort towards anything. That all changed however when five girls tranferred into his class one day. They were each unique in their own way and they each seemed to have some weird undeserved feelings towards Juda. On top of all that, they all seemed intent on being involved with him somehow despite his lack of interest. One way or another, Juda's lazy days seemed numbered as weird and unexplainable things began happening one after another. Juda will have to get to the bottom of everything if he ever wants to return to his lazy days again.

THIS IS A MACHINE TRANSLATION Description After class placement were decided, the school’s two infamous ‘problem youth’ not only shared the same class, but the same desk. They’re clearly good at studies, but pretend to be slackers. Fakers from head to toe who just keep walking farther down the path of their performance. Hear on the grapevine about the two big brothers who always fight over the last place in class. Basically, this is a serious comedy. About the little matters of growing up. Associated Names Wei Zhuang Xue Zha 伪学渣装 伪装学渣 Author Mu Gua Huang 木瓜黄 Tags Adapted to Drama CD Anti-social Protagonist Apathetic Protagonist Clever Protagonist Cold Protagonist Coming of Age Confident Protagonist Cute Story Delinquents Doting Love Interests Family Family Conflict Friendship Genius Protagonist Handsome Male Lead Heartwarming Hiding True Abilities Introverted Protagonist Kuudere Modern Day Power Couple Quiet Characters Quirky Characters Sharp-tongued Characters Smart Couple Strong Love Interests Tsundere

# FAMILY LIFE Su Xiaoxiao was taking a nap but opened her eyes to find that she had transmigrated and was now in the body of a plump girl. From a dignified military doctor, she was now a glutton and a slacker. What’s more, she often terrorized people in the village, together with her father and brother. That was why nobody for miles around was willing to marry her. Although her family managed to arrange a marriage to an illustrious family, the groom ran away on the day of the wedding. When her father said he would nab her a husband, she was not expecting him to do so literally by capturing Wei Ting with a sack after he was exhausted from fighting bandits. Su Cheng smiled mysteriously at his daughter. "Dad has good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" "Either." "I captured a husband for you. He's a hundred times better looking than He Tongsheng! You'll definitely like him!" "Then, what's the good news?" she asked in a daze. Su Cheng decided to go with the flow and changed his words. "The good news is that you don't have to give birth any more! My son-in-law has already given us children!" After getting married, Su Xiaoxiao led a busy life of changing her gangster father and younger brother for the better, saving the life of her gorgeous husband, and raising her three rascals… Plus, she unexpectedly became one of the most powerful ladies of the Yan Dynasty!

A young man who spent the last four years of his life hiding from society finally decides to turn his life around. But when he was about to take his first step he died and got reborn into a sword and magic fantasy world.

There are majority of people who live according to the trends and some are not and some create trends and some implicate and reverse their and some are authoritative and some and obedient but the trends are all made for one part of the society that likes to slacks. In 2050 the technological revolution of the made a big u turn and the life of people are made positively comfortable and people started earning just sitting in their homes. Rick: Dad mom is busy preparing food can't you do something too Me: No I slack. Yes that's ME and I'm Mike Rogers and this is the adventurous life of my girlfriend who managed a slacker boyfriend into the Rogers family.