Stewie Poltergeist

It's a light-hearted NSFW story about an Office Worker in his Late 20s who was dropped into the bizarre world of Ghosts and Shamans all because he wanted to do is find a woman to love him and get laid...

Introducing: SCARIER MOVIE II Haunted houses? Boring. Creepy diners? Bring it on. Ghosts that snatch your wig? Now we’re talking! From the creators of Scarier Movie and questionable life choices comes the parody horror novel of the year that will have you screaming... with laughter! Follow the dumbest group of ghost hunters in history as they fumble their way through a totally haunted (but they swear it’s not haunted) mansion, face off with creepy poltergeists, flirt with seductive ghosts (R.I.P. Nathan), and discover that splitting up is always the worst idea. Meet your new favorite team of idiots: Brad – The jock who thinks punching a ghost will solve all his problems. Stacey – The cheerleader more concerned about her TikTok views than the literal demon behind her. Derek – The nerd whose Dungeons & Dragons dice roll won’t save him from getting whacked by a haunted lamp. Morgana – The goth girl who’s lowkey hoping the ghosts invite her to the afterlife party. Tammy – The snarky queen who’s just trying not to get killed... again. Warning: Ghostly apparitions may steal your hair. Side effects include: uncontrollable laughter, confusion, and an irrational fear of diners with missing letters. SCARIER MOVIE II: Where death is optional, sarcasm is mandatory, and nothing is scarier than bad decisions. Available now exclusively on Webnovel!

In the quaint town of Evergreen Valley, where tales of spirits and supernatural occurrences are whispered among the townsfolk, a young boy named Kip Evergreen dreams of becoming a legendary exorcist. With the guidance of his eccentric mentor, the self-proclaimed "Darklord" Chuckles Darcy, and the support of his spirited friends, Kip forms the Spirit Squad, a ragtag group of misfits dedicated to protecting their town from malevolent spirits and paranormal threats. As the Spirit Squad embarks on their first mission, they quickly find themselves in over their heads, facing off against mischievous poltergeists, vengeful ghosts, and otherworldly creatures. With Kip's earnest determination, Chuckles' offbeat wisdom, and the unique talents of each member, the Spirit Squad must learn to work together, overcome their fears, and embrace the chaos as they navigate the unpredictable world of exorcism. But as the stakes grow higher and the challenges become more daunting, Kip and his friends will discover that the greatest threats may lie closer to home than they ever imagined. With humor, heart, and a touch of magic, "Spectral Shenanigans" is a tale of friendship, courage, and the power of believing in oneself, even in the face of the unknown.

Exo es un chico que apenas se mudó a la gran ciudad esperando conseguir un nuevo sentido a su vida después de una gran tragedia que sucedió en su ciudad natal, pero con el paso del tiempo se ve rodeado de un gran misterio y peligro que acecha esta ciudad, los seres llamados "Poltergeist". Esta es la historia de un desafortunado que estuvo en el lugar y hora equivocada, provocando que su vida fuera en 180° en todo lo que conoce y hace. Conoce la odisea de Exo, estudiante de día, cazador de noche, junto los problemas y misterios que conlleva el haber tomado esa decisión.

After discovering about her wealthy husband's affair, she humiliates the adulterous pair on the streets and divorces him the very next morning. Just as everyone anticipates her downfall, she goes on to marry the most brilliant bachelor in the nation whom her unfaithful former husband cannot hold a candle to! "Aren't your mother's legs always hurting? It hasn't gotten any better despite seeking help from various doctors." "How did you know that?" "Not only do I know why her legs hurt, I can also treat her condition." "As long as you can treat my mother, I'll give you anything you want." "I want money." After An Xiaoning uses her psychic powers to break the curse of a poltergeist, she earns herself a fortune as well as a perfect man of her dreams. Don't be daunted by her psychic powers, for this book isn't terrifying at all!

Harper Whitlock didn't have a nice life, hardly a life at all. Taken from her home at a young age, stolen, kidnapped, each phrase signifies the issue here. Yet, after escaping, ready to go off on her own, But because of her stupid-ass ability, she had accidentally trapped herself within the head of another victim of her kidnappers. In the place she can't leave just yet. But maybe will, eventually. (dramatic music~, lights fade~) (PLEASE TRUST THE PROCESS I DO UNDERSTAND THAT THE BEGINNING MAKE YOU WINCE AT AN EXCESSIVE EXTENT)

A great unholy entity, a prophecy was born one day. He was the composite of the great devil-bender poltergiest’s spirit which walked the earthly plane few thousand years ago and and a human spirit of a prince. The coincided entities sole goal is to destroy the one who banished the devil-bender from earth all those years ago.

Despite everything I've done to keep my brother from getting summoned (kidnapped) to another world, we both died and ended up there anyway. Now I'm some sort of poltergeist and my brother's a Hero. All we really want to do is stay out of trouble, but they just won't let us.

Han Li, aged 19, is retiring from hunting for good. Yup, you heard it. He’s putting down his sword and talismans at a ripe young age, leaving the supernatural population control to the brave and the heroic. No more werewolves, vampires or poltergeist or even selkies for Han Li. But who is this tall handsome guy standing outside his front door? Why is he trying to get Han Li back into the business of hunting? No, screw it. It doesn’t matter how much of a dreamboat this guy might be, Han Li absolutely, positively, one hundred and fifty percent refuses to budge. And no, he can’t be bribed with money, or food, or kisses for that matter. No means no, you stupid, perverted stalker! On a side note, what kind of name is Graham Astley? It sounds like a name that belongs to a grandpa. It has to be fake, right? Graham: “Allow me to explain myself.” Han Li: “Okay? I’m listening.” Graham: “…” Han Li: “…” Han Li: “So?” Graham “Wait. I’m still thinking.” Han Li: “You’re…thinking?” Graham: “Yes. I am thinking of an excuse.” ++++ This book was originally off of WN but I decided to bring it here anyway :) Please support the book here: ko-fi: ko-fi.com/valiantxvillainous

Forgetful Toh Han forgot his classroom again. Just that this time, some poltergeist seems interested in him.

Jennifer Adele Hailing wakes up one day to the news of her father's death. It is whilst attending her father's funeral, the strangest thing happens to her. She escapes from a narrow death thanks to the help of a poltergeist, Celine. Celine has lost her memories and wanders in search of peace, the only way to attain said peace is to fulfill her last desires. As Celine decides to protect the young heiress of a powerful family from all enemies will she finally find her peace...and what is truly her last desire?

Georgia Snow She is 23 years old and I am from Aries, and she recently moved from her parents' house to live in an apartment alone so she wanted more but ended up living in a haunted apartment so saying, Georgia was never afraid of these supernatural things. She was born with the gift of seeing the dead, grew up listening and seeing dead beings, ghosts etc ..., learned to ignore them and even succeeded. When he moved he felt a supernatural presence in the house and as he always ignored and if he settled in that apartment, then he saw the ghost who would share the home, his name was Estefan died when he was 27 years old was from Aquarius and killed himself in the room star hanged with a rope around his neck, and became a poltergeist with nowhere to go either to the underworld or to the sky or as I call the "lost" and from what I know we will be together for a long time ...

Do you always feel as though time always acts like a clumsy mischievous poltergeist? Occasionally, it throws you some small surprises, it gives you what you've lost and grants your wishes, but most of the time it prefers to mess with you. If time, space and matters and all cognitive illusions that could be disrupted and distorted, what do you want to do once again? I never believed in happy endings, but this someone showed me the value of life, this someone showed me the reasons that life should be cherished more. This someone give me a reason to live, for today, tomorrow, and so forth. When you want to do something... When you want to change... There are people who will lend you a hand, those who will help you. I'm Katherine Hart, and this is my story. Starting from the beginning to the end.

"Hey? have you heard? has anyone ever told you of that urban legend? I heard that if you ever try to harm someone at the valley of Necrofalls. a teen-aged girl accompanied by a black giant and a ram will spirit you away, as your screams echo throughout the valley..." the ram read out from a news papers rumor/gossip section. "What the heck? I was just passing by that one time and now it's an urban legend? again? I mean, the hell am I supposed to do when that creep tried to assault that lady?!" came a teen-age girls outcry. "Ugguuhh..." a groan sounded, while a huge shadow was casted upon both the talking ram and teen-aged girl as the later looked up. "Yeah... they made you sound like some hulking brute when you're just an adorable little sister. don't be sad! for me Vallery will always be my cute little sister" she exclaimed. "Well, I guess that's enough for a short break. let's hit the road you two. Hell won't freeze over and miraculously solve our problems! so let's continue our travels, to get back into the world of the living..." This is a story about a girl, a giant poltergeist and a talking rams journey throughout the depts of hell to get back what was each taken from them. a normal life, retribution and a beloved daughter. . .

Akihiro Genji is a twenty-year-old guy who lives alone in his rented room. He studies part-time at the Trimes Research and Technology University and works from home as an assistant AI programmer for the other half of his day. His life seemed perfect until his girlfriend broke up with him, which caused him to enter a stage of depression, isolating himself from the university for a few weeks. Maybe it was the stress, maybe the depression, who knows, but suddenly Akihiro began to have lucid dreams. Something that became a habit for him, suddenly in one of those dreams Arika appears, a spirit with the appearance of a beautiful girl, banished from the heavens, who interferes in Akihiro's dreams to try to communicate with him, but Akihiro ignores her thinking that it is just another dream. Not being heard, Arika begins to interfere in the physical world through poltergeist, messages on his devices, on his computer, even on his cat, to get his attention. "Okay, I think I'll pay attention to this," said Akihiro one day, until both began to communicate, while Arika told him her tragedy for which she was banished from the heavens, Akihiro came up with an idea. "Since you're trapped in that realm, dimension, or whatever it is, do you think it's possible for you to take a synthetic body like the ones robots make now? I don't think anyone would notice the difference because they make them very real," said Akihiro. "I'm not sure, but that's a great idea!" said Arika. And so, this peculiar adventure begins for Akihiro. Or rather, for Arika, as she will have to get used to her new body and the habits of human beings, including their emotions.