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Mammon Titan

PANDUAN MERAYU MANUSIA UNTUK IBLIS PEMULA

Apa jadinya kalau Raja Iblis baru malah minta maaf duluan sebelum menakut-nakuti manusia? Kenalin, Mammon—calon Raja Iblis yang lebih mirip pegawai administrasi kantor kelurahan neraka. Alih-alih menyiksa jiwa-jiwa tersesat, dia lebih suka ngitung jumlah setan aktif di Excel dan bikin laporan tahunan. Tapi sayang seribu sayang, takdir berkata lain. Sebuah ramalan kuno (yang kayaknya diketik sambil ngantuk) tiba-tiba menunjuk Mammon sebagai Raja Iblis selanjutnya. Tapi sebelum duduk di singgasana neraka, dia harus lulus ujian konyol: bikin satu manusia jatuh cinta padanya dalam 100 hari—dan dia harus tahu kalau Mammon itu iblis! Kalau gagal? Dilempar ke Jurang Kegelapan, tempat paling serem yang bahkan iblis-iblis aja pake Google Maps buat cari jalan pulang. Berbekal sebuah buku panduan absurd berjudul “Merayu Manusia untuk Iblis Pemula”, yang ditulis kira-kira 1000 tahun sebelum manusia kenal deodoran, Mammon pun turun ke bumi. Untung dia gak sendiri—dia ditemani Pip, asisten sekaligus kucing sarkastik yang hobi ngatain bosnya sendiri. Tiap kali Mammon gagal (dan dia selalu gagal), Pip tepuk tangan dengan sinis, kadang sambil rekam buat konten TikTok neraka. Tiap hari Mammon nyoba teknik-teknik gombal zaman batu: ngasih bunga plastik, ngajak dinner di kuburan, atau baca puisi sambil terbang terbalik. Hasilnya? Dihina, ditampar, disiram, bahkan pernah dikira pengamen. Sampai akhirnya, di pertengahan deadline, Mammon ketemu Lara—barista cantik, ceria, dan punya tawa yang bikin iblis lupa neraka. Mammon yakin: ini dia target terakhirku! Tapi Lara bukan cewek biasa. Dia terlalu pintar buat jatuh cinta sama gombalan basi dari buku kuno, dan terlalu baik buat langsung kabur. Jadilah Mammon makin sering malu-maluin diri sendiri, makin banyak moment cringey, dan makin sering diceramahi Pip soal "how NOT to flirt 101." Masalah makin runyam ketika musuh lama Mammon, Astaroth, ngirim Vepar—iblis ganteng, cool, dan punya suara kayak penyanyi K-pop—buat rebut hati Lara. Sekarang Mammon harus bertarung demi cinta... dengan buku tua, kucing sarkas, dan tekad yang hampir nyerah tiap Senin. "Panduan Merayu Manusia untuk Iblis Pemula" adalah novel komedi romantis paling gila sedunia: penuh kekonyolan, kegagalan, dan sedikit harapan, soal bagaimana cinta bisa muncul bahkan di tengah-tengah misi neraka yang absurd. Siap-siap ketawa, greget, dan berkata: “APAAN SIH NIH CERITA… TAPI GUE SUKA!”
Muyasa07 · 11.7K Views

Oh No!! I Became a Commander With a Planet Full of Android Yandere's

In the year 2094, humanity united under the TWG (The World Government), achieving a utopia where war, discrimination, and division became relics of the past. This newfound unity propelled technological advancements, leading to interstellar exploration and unprecedented scientific achievements. The pinnacle of this era was the RE: LIFE project, where humanity played god by creating and enhancing lifeforms, shaping them into obedient servants of human will. However, this Golden Age marked the genesis of mankind's greatest folly. The emergence of the Maggie Virus, a pathogen capable of infecting and transforming all biological life into hyper-evolved entities with terrifying abilities; plunged humanity into a millennium-long war for survival. As the infected, known as the Maggie, grew stronger and more adaptive, humanity fought back with the Appros project: android goddesses forged from an extraordinary alien alloy, Eros, that could absorb and channel the life force of human males. Though the Appros offered a solution, the vast potential of the Eros material fractured humanity’s unity. Greed and ambition birthed the TCP (The Circle of Pleasure), a sinful split of humanity, opposing the TWG’s ideals, sparking a new age of conflict between The Gods, who upheld collective progress, and The Devils, who pursued profit and personal gain. Amid this turmoil, Mammon Gold, an unassuming young man with purple eyes and horns, is thrust into a maelstrom of power and responsibility when he unexpectedly inherits his father’s title as the planetary commander of Yanagi. Now, caught between the ambitions of the gods, the greed of the devils, and the relentless threat of the Maggie, Mammon must move around a treacherous galaxy to uncover his destiny and decide the future of humanity itself. His father planet, a place were Eros material could be mine, has potential to garner no less than A-Rank Appros. But their is one problem, all Approses made from the material of this planet, had the Obsessive love trait, as a unique attribute, as a result of this, Mammon life is now flooded with a Harem full of bat shit crazy android woman who are all after his treasure. Now between surviving their love, and brining up his father company, this is the story of how Mammon became a legendary figure in his world.
Inkborne · 9.9K Views

The Titan King

"To Kronos, Fumigation from Storax. Eternal father, mighty Titan, hear, great sire of gods and men, whom all revere; endued with various counsel, pure and strong, to whom increase and decrement belong. Hence matter's flowing forms through thee that die, by thee restored, their former place supply [reincarnation]. The world immense in everlasting chains, strong and ineffable thy power contains; father of vast eternity, divine, O mighty Kronos, various speech is thine; blossom of earth and of starry skies, husband of Rhea, and Prometheus wise. Obstetric power and venerable root, from which the various forms of being shoot; no parts peculiar can thy power enclose, diffused through all, from which the world arose. O best of beings, of a subtle mind, propitious hear, to suppliant prayers inclined; the sacred rites benevolent attend, and grant a blameless life, a blessed end [passage after death to Elysion (Elysium)]." - Orphic Hymn to Kronos from Theoi ----------------- The Usurper, King of the Titans is known as the Devourer of the gods, his children in modern times but what if something changed that? What if Kronos became someone different in a very different world, or is it a different timeline? Someone much better than the original. This Kronos will be our protagonist and he'll be changing a few things about history. He doesn't know why he's reincarnated or if he's the only one. He's gonna try to figure it all out but he won't be wasting this opportunity at another life either and he'll do anything and everything to protect his family from the hands that hold him. (This will be my second story and first novel. It'll be a bit slow-paced at first but it should pick up later on.)
NoxChristi · 59.4K Views
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