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Dabura Warns Babidi

BUll Sh it: Only time I will remain politically correct fair warning

Ellen, you’ve always said ‘be kind,’ but let’s be honest—kindness isn’t always a choice, especially when life decides to dump on you. Your show gets canceled and suddenly you’re off to England, like kindness is easier with an accent and a cup of tea. But hey, you’ve never been afraid to make bold choices—except maybe with your sexuality. Was it really a choice, Ellen, or were you just finally sick of men’s b*******? Because honestly, while you were throwing a tantrum on set, I could’ve used some r e a l help, not just r e e l help. Next time, save the drama for the cameras and bring the kindness to real life, yeah? I mean, is your name DeGeneres or DeJerk? And let’s talk about your ‘helping’—everybody you helped had to be run through the CIA first! Be honest, Ellen: did you skip helping some people because the CIA said you shouldn’t, or because you couldn’t remember if you were hosting a talk show or running a background check? At this point, it’s easier to get into the Pentagon than to get a hug from Ellen! But hey, hosting a Big Chill like that, you must know what being syndicated really means—because after all the drama, it looks like your kindness is the only thing still in reruns. And I mean for the viewer, not for you. So how can you know something like that—how the business really works—and still throw a tantrum every time stuff doesn’t go your way? Ellen, with all that experience, you should know: if you want a happy ending, you’ve got to be kind all the way to the credits! And you know what? I challenge you to actually take your own advice for once—help somebody in actual need. Like me, this time. Because it’s not money I need—I need someone to actually give a s***. so I'm callin BS on your BS, respect fu LL y ©F course! how to be not a dick 101
DEAnotsquishedd · 20.8K Views

SOLIUM

In the sprawling Empire of Revelia, where shadows hold secrets and allegiances are as changeable as the wind, Prince Kai-Zevrin Raytingbergh emerges as an enigmatic figure. He is the third-born heir, his destiny woven into the complex tapestry of ambition and intrigue that defines the empire. Within the grandeur of the imperial palace, where whispered schemes carry the weight of empires, Kai possesses unmatched martial prowess and a calculating mind. Yet, within these hallowed halls, the dance of power conceals treacherous motives, and trust is a rare commodity. The empire's fate takes a harrowing turn when a poisoned chalice shatters the reign of Emperor Brandon Theos Raytingbergh. Kai, thrust into a labyrinth of deceit and betrayal, grapples with a prophecy that warns against misplaced trust: "In a realm where loyalty is a shifting shadow, be wary even of those who claim your trust." As the empire's shadows lengthen, Crown Prince Ludvik-Tarron's influence deepens, casting doubts on the empire's future. The palace reverberates with the rivalries of siblings and hidden agendas, all threatening the very core of Raytingbergh. Beyond the palace walls, the Death Mountains loom ominously, hiding ancient alliances that may shift the balance of power. To the west, pirates and concealed empires emerge as a formidable threat, challenging the empire's dominion. Kai-Zevrin embarks on a journey through an empire teetering on the brink. "Crimson Thrones: A Prince's Tale" unfurls the saga of blood and ambition, where alliances are as transient as the seasons, and one prince's choices echo through history. Join Kai as he navigates the treacherous path of power, where nothing is certain, and the crimson thrones of the empire conceal both peril and promise.
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RELIVING AS DEATH

In a world where humans are divided in two; magics and non magics. The magics had magical powers while the non-magic had none. As fate would have it, the magics treated the non-magics like abominations. But as fate would also have it, everything changed when a-thought-to-be-a-failed-experiment non-magic; Jack Steven, came into the picture. Waking up in an isolated bungalow. He has no memories of who he once was. He begins living in their unique world, where magic is everything. He comes across the Vicentes; a family of very powerful and unique magics and feels at home with them. But everything changes when a magic uses a dark magic to create a doppelganger of him, that kills his only friend; Leonardo Vicente's mum. He runs away and decides to exact revenge on his doppelganger. On arriving to an isolated cabin, which he trace the doppelganger to, he haves a strange encounter with a hooded person; the master planner of this whole story. He fights his first fight; his doppelganger, after almost losing his life, he manages to win. He meets Leonardo and tries to explain, but Leonardo already knows of his innocence and warns him to run away because his dad was all out to kill him. He escapes, but that was after he tortures and kills the doppelganger. After two years of hiding, he comes across Leonardo; who is now a powerful magic and experiences a rough experience with his dad which makes him stronger. It also strengthenes Jack's and Leonardo's friendship after a fight that change Leonardo's life and Jack's life and personality the most. Jack goes far away and begin living an isolated life again. Not wanting to experience what he had with Leonardo and his father. While living an isolated life he defeated three of his classmates badly in a tough fight, learns some secrets and loses so much that he changes.
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