Fool On Cool

In a world of geniuses, prodigies, and legendary sects, Xu Tian is… none of the above. A cynical, below-average nobody with zero talent, he stumbles into the crumbling Fallen Cloud Sect and accidentally awakens a mysterious, sarcastic "Cosmic Fool System." His first task? Replace an elder’s spiritual tea with donkey urine. Now Xu Tian’s path to cultivation is less about enlightenment and more about absurd pranks, humiliating tasks, and surviving the chaos, he unintentionally creates. Along the way, he’ll encounter bizarre enemies, reluctant allies, and romantic interests who definitely deserve better. Armed with wit, audacity, and a system that thinks mockery is motivational, Xu Tian might just become the most ridiculous legend the Tianluan Continent has ever seen. Get ready for a wild, laugh-out-loud journey filled with bad decisions, accidental heroics, and a whole lot of donkey-related mishaps.

Twenty-one-year-old Ryder Callahan is a misunderstood high school dropout with a reputation for being a delinquent. Getting suspended countless times from high school and, in the end, just dropping out. The only things that seem to interest him are smoking and knitting, a hobby he picked up from his late grandmother. Despite his rough outer shell, Ryder is loyal to his family and helpful around the house (when he isn't high), qualities that his mother loves and the only reason his parents haven't kicked him out yet. One day, Ryder finds himself in a situation where, while indulging in his usual routine of smoking and knitting in a secluded corner of a park near his house, he sees a brutal altercation between rival gangs that leaves him confused as fuck. Little does he know, his presence didn’t go unnoticed. Dominic Caruso, the notorious mafia boss known for his ruthless killings and feared reputation, catches wind of Ryder's witness to the crime. Initially angered by the potential threat to his whole way of life, Dom's curiosity is piqued when he learns more about the young man. Despite the empire he has built himself into, Dom is intrigued by Ryder’s indifference to the danger he's stumbled upon and his unconventional hobbies, and he can't get enough. He wants him. He needs him. And he's going to get him one way or another. This is I can't move on by yours, truly.

''Can people find hope in the night and darkness? Most can't. Sometimes do I. I want to change that. I want to be the hope that people wish for. Even if it's cruel when it's up to close.'' The words were like they were coming from a star that was burning with proudness. In the dark back alleys of the city of such called 'joy'. A hope that may hurt if it's necessary. Pazz is a boy that knows how to smile and act. That's all. -Diary

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

So you want a story about a tortured poet with a heart full of drama and an ego to match? Wow. Meet Alden. He’s a poet, but not the kind that writes love letters. Nah, he’s the kind of guy who spends his nights contemplating the meaning of life while wallowing in his own existential crisis. Is he a genius? Probably. Is he a hot mess? Definitely. But hey, you can’t have one without the other, right? Enter this asshole—you know, the annoying, persistent stranger who has a sixth sense for getting under the main character's skin. He’s like that fly that won’t stop buzzing around his face, except... Hot, more cryptic, and just perfectly capable of unraveling everything you thought you knew about your own sanity. Together, they’ll make you laugh, cringe, and rethink your entire existence. It’s chaotic. It’s ridiculous. It’s tragically poetic. And you’ll probably question why you’re even reading this, but let’s be real—this messed-up duo is the distraction you didn’t know you needed. Welcome to "Fragments of the Fool Poet". It’s a disaster, but hey—at least it’s an entertaining one.

In a distant future where humanity thrives in the far reaches of space, the Skeld II, a colossal research and exploration vessel, serves as a beacon of hope and progress. Manned by a diverse crew of scientists, engineers, and military personnel, the ship’s mission is to push the boundaries of human knowledge. But beneath its polished exterior lies a creeping darkness—a sinister force that threatens not only the Skeld but the fragile fabric of human civilization. When a series of gruesome murders shatters the ship’s tranquility, rookie crew member Jean finds himself thrust into a nightmare of betrayal and fear. As paranoia spreads, Captain Max must rally his dwindling team against an unseen foe. Meanwhile, Kenneth, a trusted officer, descends into madness, invoking ancient powers and summoning the Dark One, a malevolent entity from a forgotten age. As alliances crumble and the body count rises, the survivors must confront the truth: the parasite that plagues them isn’t just physical—it’s spiritual, tearing apart their minds and sowing distrust. Their mission becomes clear: unite or perish. But in the face of overwhelming darkness, sacrifice becomes inevitable, and each character must wrestle with their own humanity. Hell on Earth is a gripping tale of survival, betrayal, and redemption, blending visceral horror with intense action. In a universe where shadows linger and light feels scarce, the Skeld’s crew must fight not only for their lives but for their souls. For on this ship, even the stars can’t save you from what lurks in the void.

The world has never been fair to Ronan and bad luck seems to be his middle name. Going about his business, he is suddenly transported to another world which seems to be very familiar to him, yet the ride to the destination was anything but desirable. Rather than endure and give up, why not laugh? "HAHAHAHAAHA! Nothing ever goes my way!" PS. This is for fun. This is my first book so there might be grammar mistakes or mistakes in general, but I hope to learn. Summary might be changed but I don't want to put too much into it since I like surprises. Thanks for reading!

Treated sorely by his one family Would he be able to make it..?

"Her protector. But who will protect her from him? If there was anything Former General Smirnov cared about , it was his precious and sheltered daughter, Vasilisa. After a second attack that threatened to take her life, he realized that his daughter was being stalked by a dangerous serial killer. He then sought out an old ally from his days, a literal terminator Former Brigadier General Alexei Aslanov Voronin. "Protect my daughter’s life, and I will give you the one thing you most desire.". ------ Spoilt Obnoxious Bratty, I didn't care what anybody called me. Except him His taunts, words, jabs, and insults goaded me, turned me on yet chipped at my soul. Despite the impending and looming threat to my life, all I seemed to care about was proving him wrong, wiping that stupid smirk of his divine lips. He was drawing me in, dragging me to the fiery depths of hell and with my two wide and opened eyes, I followed. You know why? That's what Fools do for Love Book one in the #For Love series. The For Love series captures the essence of Love and what even the most unlikeliest of people would be willing to do for Love. Despite creating the cover image myself, I do not claim rights to the background picture and also to my character images. All gotten from pinterest. Thank you for Your time. Trust me, you're gonna love this story. ~Rahma.

Ariana Westbrook, a kind-hearted and idealistic woman, is about to marry her long-time fiancé, Chase. She dreams of a fairy-tale love story, believing that her life will be perfect once they unite in marriage. Ariana’s family is wealthy but on the brink of bankruptcy, and the union with Chase promises stability and financial security. However, Ariana is unaware that her fiancé has been secretly cheating on her with her younger sister, Evelyn, a manipulative woman who is more concerned with wealth and status than family loyalty. The family’s strained dynamics are revealed as Ariana’s father pressures her to proceed with the wedding, even as her sister Evelyn makes it clear she is willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead. Unbeknownst to Ariana, Evelyn has been plotting to replace her as the bride, believing she deserves the life Ariana was set to inherit.

Chalassyians are a human race considered a curse. Therefore, Chalassy and its deep roots in the ancient Gods threaten the entire world, and their eradication serves the greater good. Cover Photo rights all belong to me!

Kevin... an 18 year old guy that transmigrates into a new world of magic and cultivation. watch as he uncovers the reason why males can't cultivate and reach the top of this world. [I'm new to writing and willing to learn with an open mind]

Faced with the unfamiliarity of a fresh academic life, Susan's determination to succeed is unwavering, nevertheless, she quickly realizes that she can't do it alone. As Susan strives to make her mark, she catches the attention of two different classmates: Edmond and Augustine. Caught in a whirlwind of choices, Susan finds herself torn between two paths. She struggles with her decision, feeling the weight of her future hanging in the balance. The dynamic between Edmond and Augustine adds a layer of complexity to her journey, and as their personalities clash, so do their influences on Susan's life. As the semesters unfold, Susan's reliance on the two men in her life deepens, leading to unexpected friendships, personal growth, and even moments of love and heartache. Will Edmond or Augustine be the key to Susan's better future, or will her own actions be her downfall?

Waking up to find himself in an unknown land and as a half - vampire, Kho decided to do what any reader of web novels would do - have fun. At least, that was the plan; until he was forced to kill traitors, topple empires, and commit heinous sins - simply to survive. With his past unknown and his life in constant danger, follow Kho on his journey to the top (semi - top) as he makes friends, enemies (a lover?) and slowly unravels the mysteries of his past. © All rights reserved. PS: If you like the novel, would you like to show your support? Join my patreon! Where you can get at minimum 5 chapters ahead! And also discord! https://www.patreon.com/SoManyAngels

Vanessa died on her first life right after her break-up with first boyfriend of three months. Still confused Vanessa got hit by a car whose smoothly going on road a moment ago. To her surprise she reborn what's more into magical fantasy world and as noble she felt like she hit the jackpot or she thought.

We all have a story, this is mine!

In the heart of the steampunk city of Babel, Jesper awakens to a world forever changed. After mysteriously rising from his own grave, he finds himself disoriented and alone without anything but the fool card. Clutching a cryptic letter from his uncle and a sinister Fool card, Jesper is thrust into a labyrinth of secrets and unexplainable mysteries. Navigating the bustling, gear-laden streets of Babel, Jesper encounters enigmatic figures and uncovers hidden truths about the city’s dark underbelly. Each step deeper into the mystery reveals a city teeming with magical realism—where machines whisper secrets and the line between the living and the dead blurs. Jesper's journey is marked by unsettling encounters and haunting visions, pushing him to question the nature of reality and his own sanity. Guided by the Fool card’s cryptic clues, he must unravel the truth behind his resurrection and the sinister forces at play. As Jesper delves deeper, he discovers a hidden network of night hunters and arcane practitioners who hold the key to Babel’s dark secrets. In a world where magic and machinery intertwine, Jesper must navigate treacherous alliances and deadly enemies to uncover the truth and reclaim his lost life. "This is the beginning of the Fool's journey within the abyss - or should i say mine is." - Jesper Hasington.

[Mature Content] English is not my first language. ||| All the seven families would be granted a sip of the immortality dew that they would get from sacrificing Cain and Cassandra Wintergrave, the Emperor and the Empress, as well as their three children: Imperial Crowned Princess Ravenna, Imperial Prince Lucius, and Imperial Princess Scarlat, who were 7, 4, and 2 years old respectively. They got to the youngest heirs first, killing them mercilessly, then parted to the Empress and the Emperor, as they couldn't find the Crowned Princess, and as they were sacrificing them, the immortality dew was being made in front of them. Ravenna watched it all happen from where her mom had hidden her in the throne room. When they were not looking, she grabbed the vessel of the dew. She had her mother teleportation ring on, that her mother had given her when she hid her in the throne room, telling her to turn the magic on it, on, and go to where her mother had set the magical portal to. So, she turned the dew it all down her throat in front of everyone, yelling a promise that she'd one day comeback to make them pay for what they did, and before they attacked her, she teleported away. Ravenna was 7 and never found. I am Ravenna. And I remember it all too well.

"What the f**k are my eyes seeing?!" “I..is this human?” ... A new world where there are no humans, but they consider them to be animals that became extinct long ago A new world where vampires and werewolves rule the world But the question here is where did this person come from?! “Hello, my name is Louis Tomlinson,” says the young man lying on the floor cheerfully, waving gently at them. ..... The year 2018 is where it all began Everyone was preoccupied with the stories of the vampires and the werewolf, which were considered fairy tales at the time until... Until a mad scientist thought about these creatures that were running his curiosity and because he did not find any trace of these creatures and discovered that they were really mythical And in order not to place himself in the circle of depression, he committed a great sin, a sin whose result is the end of all mankind. . . “You succeeded!!!” the world shouts with joy, followed by the applause of the rest of the crew and their happy cheer and encouragement to break this happy moment, the sound of bottles containing chemicals falling "Damn it, it's moving," says one of the trainees, terrified, so the scientist smiles at his side, grabs his syringe and compresses it with the body of the experimenter, emptying what's inside the syringe with his veins. "Don't worry, everything is fine," he says arrogantly, and did he say it's okay??? Because this was never what it was, it was quite the opposite!!

Lucy watched as her life burnt down before her eyes. And she was determined to make those responsible pay for it. "Sign, and I promise you we'll make them all pay for what they've done". Samuel smirked as he stared at her.

Are you tired of the oppressive Government system? The rich remain wealthy, while the poor stay destitute. The law favors the powerful and influential, showing special treatment to those with status, while ignoring the plight of ordinary citizens. They proclaim "ignorance of the law excuses no one," yet those in power easily manipulate and control the law to their advantage, trampling anyone in their path as long as they have money and wealth. In this compelling novel, a seemingly foolish character emerges, not as a hero, but as the remedy to the unavoidable ills of society. Through his journey, He will challenge the status quo, confront the corruption, and offer hope to those who have been oppressed for far too long Shedding light by using his own blood on the injustices of the world and inspiring a call for change.

A 20-year-old college student transmigrates to a parallel earth dominated by monsters, fantasy races, interdimensional spatial rift's, and superhumans. Sounds like a dream come true right? Well you'd be wrong. For the man who was now a scrawny teenaged loser it was a nightmare because, he has to go to an academy full of super powered freaks that beat the crap out of him everyday. A fucked up fantasy life awaits our protagonist so stick around and read along.

Smart main character: Check. Big PP: Check. Strong main plot: Check. Interesting supporting characters: Check. [WSA ENTRY 2024] Owen Hunter, a teenager of mixed Japanese and American heritage, resides in Japan, facing a life fraught with misfortune. Even those attempting to assist him meet unfortunate fates. One day, Owen decides to end it all, leaping from a building. As he hurtles toward the ground, a mysterious circle materializes, engulfing him. Soon, he finds himself in another realm where only the strong and astute survive. In this unforgiving cruel world, heads can roll for a mere bronze coin and meat soup. Everyone dismisses Owen due to his perceived lack of talent and even aims to kill him. Losing all hope, Owen attempts suicide again, only to discover an inexplicable force preventing him. [Ding!] [Uther, the fallen god of deception and pleasure, offers to impart his powers to you. Do you accept?] [Yes] [No] "Hell yes!" Without hesitation, Owen embraces the peculiar offer presented before him. ============= #Demons #Beasts #Familiars #Elves #Hot-chicks #gods #Ecchi #Constellations #Realms #Bloodpumping action #Space-travel #Demi-humans #Planets #Gore ============== Hello everyone, I'm Perverted_Fella. Presenting my WSA entry for 2024. If you enjoy my content, kindly show your support with power stones and golden tickets. I assure you there won't be a dull moment. Note: Prepare to be captivated if you're a man of culture.

I Live On : Join Cain as he journeys through different worlds the multiverse has to offer with the power he was given by a Diety. Watch as our protagonist explores his way of life and gathers wisdom throughout his journey as he LIVES ON. A/N : This is my first time writing anything and this piece is purely to satisfy my imaginations. So enjoy and please leave feedbacks. p.s. I have done zero research for this so please bear with me as I go wild with this literature.

I always wondered, Why there is no revenge stories on NTR? Well there is ...

This story with Nathaniel Dawson a billionaire who was diagnosed allergy to women and erectile dysfunction but all that changed when he met her. Nathaniel's friend, Jake thought it be good idea if he joined a new show which just aired to find his cure. The show is basically about a man who can withstand temptation, in the first the episode of the show girls would line up different body shape type to seduce him. And you get paid as you move to the next level. But no one knows about his illness will he win the million dollars or will he win his cure. Arora Creek a foreigner who travelled to New York for better school and job opportunities, in dire need money. She finds a job where the pay 10000 dollars and a hotel to stay in she joins the show in the season finale where Nathaniel is the last man standing. What could go wrong. Arora didn't know that this show would change her life entirely