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THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN'T EVEN

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"
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Echoes Beyond

In the year 2189, humanity has expanded across the galaxy, venturing into unknown sectors where mysteries older than time lie dormant. When the deep-space vessel Vanguard reaches orbit around the uninhabited planet Kharon-9, it is drawn by a signal — one no human technology can decode, a sound that resembles voices whispering through the void. Commander Elara Voss remains aboard Vanguard as her six-person team descends to the planet’s surface to investigate. Contact is lost within seconds. The only message received: “They are not gone. They are… inside.” Elara is left in isolation. The AI begins to fail. Diagnostics lie. The signal changes — now it whispers her name. Sleep-deprived and desperate, she starts to question what is real. Then, without warning, an alien structure appears in orbit. Not a ship. Not a station. A shifting, obsidian-black construct covered in fractal geometry that moves when unobserved. A voice calls her — but it is not her missing crew. ALIS, the onboard AI, reports lifeforms aboard Vanguard. Whispers grow louder. Doors open on their own. Elara runs. She seals herself in the ship’s core. Outside, the alien structure pulses like a living thing. The ship is being pulled closer — not by engines, but by something else. And then, a final message appears on her screen, typed by no one: “You were never meant to leave.” Elara realizes the signal was never a distress call. It was a beacon. An invitation. The structure is not inert — it is conscious. Ancient. Beyond human understanding. Her crew isn’t dead — not in any human sense. They are now part of it. Echoes in its mind. Fighting fear and the unknown, Elara records her last message, not out of despair, but of revelation. She understands now: this was always meant to happen. Her fate is not to escape, but to join. To step through the open airlock into something beyond time and thought. As she prepares to cross the threshold, she leaves a final warning: “If you find this message, don’t come looking. Some doors should never be opened. And some transmissions… should never be answered.”
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