Naruto Shut Up

[Synopsis] Content: matured. "Condom?"He raised his head to ask. The man eyed him, genuinely surprised. "Yes, condom. It's white, rubber like, transparent. It has the shape that allows it to fit over the manhood, and men wear it when they want to meet a woman." The men, the driver included, laughed, adding to the cheer of the third group where the short man had started to imitate Indian dance. Edegbe turned to Efe. "Why is he asking me if I have a condom? Does he expect me to carry condom around?" "Every healthy male carries a condom around," Efe replied. His eyes nearly bulged out of his sockets. "Do you have a condom in your pocket?" When Edegbe, a millionaire, decided to go up North for business expansion, he had placed into consideration vast cheap lands, people willing to work for him for measly amount, but what he had not considered were gunmen, herdsmen, bandits, and the possibility that either him or his personal assistant could be kidnapped. Please support with your gifts and votes.

The universe has always operated by a single, unwavering law: "Survival of the fittest." This fundamental rule governs everything, living or non-living. It was this very law that Alastor found himself entangled with. Awakening in a forest on planet Earth, in a forgotten corner of the universe, Alastor possessed no memories of his life before the age of four. Growing up, he quickly learned the brutal truth of this society: power was the currency of respect and longevity. Alastor clung to the hope of unraveling the mystery of his past. But his hopes were seemingly crushed when his bloodline ability manifested as [Speed]. It was an ability widely considered weak due to its inherent limitations, doing little to enhance his standing in this power-obsessed world. Just when his dream of uncovering his past began to flicker and fade, a glimmer of hope emerged. The pendant he wore, a constant presence he vaguely remembered from his earliest memories, suddenly flared to life. It was his only tangible connection to his past. And then, a bright blue screen materialized before his eyes. ----- [SYSTEM DETECTED. HOST COMPATIBILITY CONFIRMED.] [SYSTEM INITIATING BINDING SEQUENCE...]

[You Leveled Up!] [You have learned a new rune.] Arthur Silvera's world just glitched. His mysterious new 'Legacy' is transforming him – a nobody – into the ultimate stat-absorbing, rune-crafting powerhouse. But is this power a gift... or an unmanageable curse? In a world of magic-infused tech, Arthur must master his abilities to survive. Monstrous dungeons, mech-powered guilds, and realms beyond imagining await… but with a Legacy this broken, the whole system might just come crashing down around him. *** Discord Server: https://discord.gg/GFD6p9sByS

In a world where ancient magic has been resurrected. Atlas, an orphan from Earth, finds himself transmigrated into the body of a child and possesses the rare Void Magic. Harboring such power, he’ll walk the path of becoming stronger and stand free in the sky above all existence! The tale of the Legendary Void Walker is about to begin! Super Gift = three extra chapters.

Book One: After Lilith's mysterious disappearance, Ivy must follow her mother's last instructions, leading her to a bizarre land with new and foreign people. Unbeknownst to her, the people of that land are aware of her eventual arrival. However, they are also wary as they've received a prophecy that Ivy could be the savior of their colony or the one who destroys it. Book Two: Still, Zoe is left feeling distracted and distant several months later. Hope is not lost as she receives surprising news that she may(if she plays her cards right) be able to see Ivy again. Book Three: ---------------------------- Next Up is that one dream we all had when we were kids. When we would leave home in search of adventure and all sorts of creatures in our imaginations ran wild in this world. ----------------------------- I will update this story every Monday and now Saturday with a new chapter. "I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com" as well as ScribbleHub

There is a guilding voice that has been leading and directing Onyedikachi Ibinike into trials and tribulations to forge him into the hero that Wazobia needs . Will he accept it or throw it away. the choice is his.

Before you decide to read this novel by Ravon Corlorown, the boy responsible for all this mess, ask yourself these questions: 1) Do you find sinister mysteries interesting? [ ] Yes. [ ] Why do you ask? 2) Have you ever received a note and followed its extremely secretive and dangerous instructions? [ ] No. [ ] For a reward, yes. 3) Are you too young to be the sort of detective who retrieves a mysterious stolen item that may or may not have been stolen? [ ] Why do you want to know? [ ] Besides, I've been told that I look young for my age. 4) Who's standing behind you? [ ] A very sinister-looking monster, of course. [ ] I'm not gonna fall for that stupid trick.

Bronze WINNER of WPC#322: Male Lead: Zombie Invasion Takemi Kazuichi might very well be the luckiest and unluckiest person in the world. He was an orphan, and he was severely bullied in school. Because of that, he became a hikikomori, a shut-in. When he turned sixteen, he was adopted by a rich couple who loved him as if he was their own son. Unfortunately, they died in a plane crash, and Kazuichi never overcame his bad habits of being a shut-in, largely because of his preying relatives. Fast forward to four years later, Takemi Kazuichi still stayed in the house left by his late parents. He never bothered going to work or going out to socialize with people. For the lack of a better term, he was a rich hikikomori. He never even bothered to check the news or log in on any social media. All he did was live his life in solitude, devoid of any human interaction. One day, as he came out of the shower, he heard a strange thumping sound by the doorway. "That's weird, I didn't order any delivery today." He told himself before absent-mindedly opening the door. And what stared back didn't resemble a human at all. It was a zombie— or so that's what the first thing that came into Kazuichi's mind. Unbeknownst to him, the world had drastically changed, and he was the last one to know.

Evil、 sadistic love、CEO、 reunion after parting ways

DROPPED!!! _ Having been Transmigrated, Lean finds himself in a world he once knew as mere fiction. Now, as an unwilling character in this brutal reality, he's thrust into a kingdom rife with magic, ruthless ambitions, and hidden threats. Armed with a system—a mysterious, power offering cryptic guidance—Lean has to navigate this deadly landscape and build the strength to survive. Each step forward reveals deeper layers of danger and intrigue, testing his resolve and forcing him to strive to get stronger. Will he accumulate such power, or will he be another casualty of this unforgiving realm?

In love with her boss while he’s engaged to someone else? How chaotic could it get? Isabel’s life changed drastically on her first night in Los Angeles. It was love at first sight for her when she met and made out with Kine at a party, who later became her boss. The handsome and rich C.E.O was too easy to like, kind and flirty but still stood on business when it comes to work. He was Isabel’s type of man which left her completely helpless and at the same time hopeful. She could not say for sure how he felt about her after what happened at the party because he gives her mixed signals. But one thing she’s sure about is that he has a soft spot for her. However, Isabel’s heart sank when she discovered that he was engaged to the daughter of a very wealthy business man. Getting to know more about Kine she realized how uninvested he was in the engagement, thereby raising her hopes up. She became so over protective of her boss after finding out that his so called fiancée was having an affair with some guy other than Kine. Would she be able to win the heart of her Prince Charming? And to what extent is she willing to go? Find out as you proceed with me in this jaw dropping love story.

Fang Mu is a normal 20yrs old boy, he didn't brag, but accidentally he was bonded with ( Bragging come true system. ) As long as someone brag infront of him, this system will convert that to true. Xu Zhen a second-gen rich young man to Fang Mu: My father just gifted me Lamborghini, I need a full time driver, so you might consider it. System: it's detected that Xu Zhen was bragging, so system given to host a Lamborghini worth 150 million. Su Yangjun as class beauty: The new boyfriend I made, was has special ability, he good at bed. System: It's detected that, Su Yangjun was bragging. So system given the host a strong golden sword. After he gained all, and he become rich, then he said angrily " Shut up, stop bragging guys. " after he heard bragging infront of him. Shut up, stop bragging is a novel covered in Romance, Action, Advantage, Harem Genres. Written by the Author Mythical Creatures

Naruto dies because of mob attack and meets Kami. Kami gives Naruto 3 wishes. No more stupid Naruto.

This is Gonna be short Chapter's ok ok, I'll try to improve it ok, And English is not my First Language so bare with it. And I don't own Naruto, And i upload whenever i want cause im lazy but hardworking, oh forgot to tell Pairings are NarutoxHinata, Idc what ya'll say, no harem to complicated and Mc gonna be Slightly OP

Ethan Reid, a seasoned CIA deep-cover operative, finds himself betrayed and abandoned by his own agency during a critical mission in Russia. Captured and brutally tortured, he's left for dead in a secret prison. But just as his life hangs in the balance, a mysterious force awakens within him – the Agent System designed to assist in espionage operations. Empowered with enhanced abilities, cutting-edge technology, and a burning desire for revenge, Ethan escapes his captors and embarks on a perilous quest to uncover the truth behind his betrayal. He must navigate a treacherous world of espionage and counterintelligence, battling not only his enemies but also the ghosts of his past. With the Agent System as his guide, he must master his newfound abilities and confront a powerful enemy that threatens to plunge the world into chaos.

A story that revolves a group of teens that deals with love, anger, happiness and sadness before they enter their 20s.

"Love is blind and deaf. Indeed. Because, if love is not blind and deaf, then it is not love, but LOGIC." Vince Hong has experienced many kinds of love, as well as different kinds of beds and sighs, but in the end, he was cornered by a blind and deaf love that overturned his sanity, even though it meant ... TABOO, because someone he loved was someone he shouldn't be chased for. Ruby, the red lady, didn't think her life would be full of turmoil and drama because of romance. She even kept chasing her beloved man even though it was ... FORBIDDEN. Ruby had to wade through seas of passion and days full of sighs just to find out that the forbidden man was the only one she wanted most. ================== [[WARNING]] This novel has lots of ADULT SCENES. Please be wise in choosing readings. This novel is only for sinners, not for saints without sin, let alone for children. ================== Note: Hi, Diablo's here! English is not my primary language. Thanks for understanding. Happy reading!

Decades ago, the Earth was invaded... Elves, Dwarves, Vampires, and Demons had taken most of Earth's land from the Humans. White, who had joined the army as a cadet solely to survive, was unexpectedly transported into a grand colosseum of ages past. Moments later, White finds himself before a creature of Greek mythology, a Laestrygonian, and is tasked with defeating it so that the system binding can be completed. Managing to clinch victory, White gains the System whose only goal is to make the host stronger. This was only the start of his journey. The System keeps throwing White into myths of ages past, making him complete scenarios that legendary warriors had failed to. Testing his strength, intelligence, and wit as he tries to survive each one and come out stronger. Entering myth after myth, clearing scenario after scenario, White gained immense strength, and his dream to overturn the current world order was closer than ever. However... Will this grand ambition of his land him as a hero destined to make his own myth? Or a hellish tyrant resembling those of the past? This is a story that follows the thrilling journey of White as he faces Death, Betrayal, and the blurring line that is becoming of humanity. What will he choose? Who will he become?

He was abducted and thrown into a dying world in another dimension, a world where science is like magic as a test subject without memory. For him to save both the earth and this world, he has to survive it first, and find the most important thing in his life and the rest of the abducted humans. 

Un grupo de chicos son transportados a un nuevo mundo dónde aprenden a controlar un elemento (fuego, agua, tierra y viento), pero esté nuevo mundo tiene su lado oscuro envuelto en un culto qué adora a una bestia antigua

Azianna Delumiere is a loner who lives in a quiet apartment away from the public, spending her days writing and alone. However, everything changes when she unexpectedly acquires a mysterious'sign-in system' that provides her unprecedented money, beauty, and power.

Lather Squelatt reincarnates in a world of war for making a deal with the devil

Billionaire and heir to the West Enterprises, Damien West, got one of America's top model, Stella Knightley, pregnant. In a bid of them not wanting the media to find out about her pregnancy, he suggested that she lives with him till she is ready to deliver the baby. Although at first they hated living together, due to their differences, they managed to learn how to cohabit with each other. However there seemed to be danger lurking around as Damien received photos and videos of Stella from an unknown number, with the person threatening to release the information to the public. When Damien asked what exactly does the person wants, the person claimed that he wanted revenge on Damien. With this problem on the horizon, along with Stella delivery date being close. Damien is on the verge of a breakdown, would both him and Stella be able to overcome it, or would they succumb to the threats of this mystery person?

Naruto is kidnapped by Orochimaru at a young age. He is rescued by The Raikage and Killer Bee and decides to go with them. My first fan fic so any criticism is welcome. Officially cancelled. Read the final chapter for more details.

He looked into my eyes, his hand around my waist pulling me closer. "I need you to keep this a secret." He whispered his lips so close to mine, almost touching as he spoke to me. "I will," He punctuated my statement with a sweet kiss to the lips which came as surprise so much so that I pulled back from him. "On one condition though, we get to do this date thing again." I whispered back looking into his eyes wanting to see deeper than he was letting me. "Date is a strong word." He whispered back with a small laugh rumbling at the back of his throat. His words stung but I did not let it show instead I smiled at him bring my fingers up to touch his beard to distract myself from the sting. "What's the right word," I asked planting a small kiss on his lips. "A meet up." *** She knew she was the least to him yet she let herself get sucked into his life. A married man, happy with his family and beautiful kids and yet she could not stop herself from falling in love with him. To her, he was a sweet distraction from her routine boring life, some adventure, some love, something new to love on yet she knew it wasn't all mutual. The deal was too good and she drank of it, like the sweet poison it was.

Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.