Hetalia April Fools

In a world of geniuses, prodigies, and legendary sects, Xu Tian is… none of the above. A cynical, below-average nobody with zero talent, he stumbles into the crumbling Fallen Cloud Sect and accidentally awakens a mysterious, sarcastic "Cosmic Fool System." His first task? Replace an elder’s spiritual tea with donkey urine. Now Xu Tian’s path to cultivation is less about enlightenment and more about absurd pranks, humiliating tasks, and surviving the chaos, he unintentionally creates. Along the way, he’ll encounter bizarre enemies, reluctant allies, and romantic interests who definitely deserve better. Armed with wit, audacity, and a system that thinks mockery is motivational, Xu Tian might just become the most ridiculous legend the Tianluan Continent has ever seen. Get ready for a wild, laugh-out-loud journey filled with bad decisions, accidental heroics, and a whole lot of donkey-related mishaps.

Living in a world were weak are labeled as fools He strive for being the lord of wisdom. Zadin was an orphan from the Kritu village whose goal was to annihilate the demon clan for killing Zi chin, his mother. In his journey he counts tons of obstacles as his stairs for achieving immortality and would never go back nor bow down to anybody.

Arthur, forced to work as a delivery driver to earn a living for his sick sister found himself being fired after some rich woman threw a tantrum over a late delivery. "Hey! You peasant, why is my food so cold?" She said, before dashing the food at his face. Arthur could still feel the cold drink dripping down his neck, mingling with the rain and every frustration he’d buried. His hands clenched around his phone, the screen flickering with an alert he'd never seen before. > Mission Available. > Objective: Investigate the events surrounding the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Washington D.C., April 14th, 1865. > Reward: ???

When he and his rumored girlfriend were spotted shopping in Paris, she smiled, "Well, my husband's taste isn't bad this time!" When he goes out to have dinner with the mayor's daughter, she remarks with a radiant face, "This tie suits you better." When he is about to get engaged with a merchant's daughter, she chooses to leave, "Dear, have a successful trip. I will have a surprise waiting for you when you return!" A few days later, the man approached her with a dangerous aura, "So the divorce was your surprise gift to me?" "Yes! What a great gift! Don't you like it, Mr. Gu?" What more could a husband like him want from a wise and understanding wife like her? Unknowingly, she stole his heart. Though she left, she never returned his heart. He said that letting her leave was the biggest mistake he ever made. He had spoiled her for four years, and from now on, he would spoil her for the rest of his life. [Glorious husband + sly Da Bao + adorable Little Treasure, why would you refuse this marriage? The warm-hearted husband never changes his deep love. This is a story of immense pampering and minor hardships with a happy ending, welcome to dive in!]

"Through the ages, I was the shadow that ruled from the darkness, the unseen hand that restored balance whenever fools dared to disrupt what was never theirs. I was never a savior, nor did I act out of mercy or love for this world. I acted because their existence was nothing but a disturbance… because this world was never theirs to take! > And now, as we stand at the edge of annihilation—where time shatters, laws crumble, and ancient beasts rise from their slumber—do I sit idly and watch the end devour everything? Or do I seize this moment and reshape the end to suit my will? > Who am I? A foolish question, but I’ll indulge it, if only to hear the echo of my name shatter the cosmos itself. Hahahahaha... I am the Cursed Immortal!"

Due to a moment of recklessness, Rezan finds himself reincarnated as the heir of one of the most powerful noble lineages in the world. However, just after his reincarnation, he all of a sudden becomes the inheritor of a powerful god and gets involved in a game between the gods and devils. Realizing his predicament, just as he is about to lose hope, he hears something… [Ding! Conditions met. Deceitful System has been activated] A system that can fool even a god or a devil simply by binding itself to its inheritor. [Ding! The host has used Fool’s Gaze!] [Host can copy the target’s ability, skills, affinities, or items after the copied conditions are met.] In this cruel world where the strong survive and the weak perish, where humans are surrounded by various races from arrogant elves to prideful dragons and chaotic demons, follow him throughout his journey full of action, adventures, romance, and all kinds of emotions. --- Patreon: patreon.com/SunScar_1

Mimic,the tale about choosing to become a Mimic as my Next Life or MimicLife is journey of reincarnation to Otherworld(Isekai genre) but the world is still connected to the real world he came from(reference houkago saitensie and GATE japanese manga) starting a new life as a mimic he will use all of his abilities throughout the journey with which path?(Hero path, Demon king path ,kingdom building path ,Fools path ,Tyrant path ,Streaming vtube videos as vtube streamer in YouTube in another world path?) Well let's find it out shall we? (The picture is not mine)Art credit: http://deviantart.com/phill-art/gallery https://dndbeyond.com/monsters/2048646-mimic-knight, midjourney

''Can people find hope in the night and darkness? Most can't. Sometimes do I. I want to change that. I want to be the hope that people wish for. Even if it's cruel when it's up to close.'' The words were like they were coming from a star that was burning with proudness. In the dark back alleys of the city of such called 'joy'. A hope that may hurt if it's necessary. Pazz is a boy that knows how to smile and act. That's all. -Diary

Woven into the fabric of society, they amble earth under the sun and the moon, among humans. They do. You won’t see them unless they allow it. They’ll fool you, the creatures of the night. They fooled the exceptionally intelligent Rosemary Reed. Cursed or… Perhaps blessed was the day the veil dropped before her eyes, and one single date with a charming stranger was all it took, thus shattering the illusion of life she beheld through her human eyes. Left with no other choice in order to protect herself and her loved ones, Rose leaps head first in the abysses of a world that stood on its own axioms. Fortunately for her, she does not have to walk that path alone. From a complete stranger to far more than she wanted him to be, ‘til the flames of their forbidden love burn too bright to smother. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Updating once a week for now. -The novel does include some dark themes, violence and blood and sexual content- You may contact me on discord here: mavisruss

on April 19th four brothers are born. All four fated to do great things in there futures. There father a king is over joyed at there births, happy to see which one of his sons is going to be his heir for the throne. But in this kingdom there can only be one king.

So you want a story about a tortured poet with a heart full of drama and an ego to match? Wow. Meet Alden. He’s a poet, but not the kind that writes love letters. Nah, he’s the kind of guy who spends his nights contemplating the meaning of life while wallowing in his own existential crisis. Is he a genius? Probably. Is he a hot mess? Definitely. But hey, you can’t have one without the other, right? Enter this asshole—you know, the annoying, persistent stranger who has a sixth sense for getting under the main character's skin. He’s like that fly that won’t stop buzzing around his face, except... Hot, more cryptic, and just perfectly capable of unraveling everything you thought you knew about your own sanity. Together, they’ll make you laugh, cringe, and rethink your entire existence. It’s chaotic. It’s ridiculous. It’s tragically poetic. And you’ll probably question why you’re even reading this, but let’s be real—this messed-up duo is the distraction you didn’t know you needed. Welcome to "Fragments of the Fool Poet". It’s a disaster, but hey—at least it’s an entertaining one.

The world has never been fair to Ronan and bad luck seems to be his middle name. Going about his business, he is suddenly transported to another world which seems to be very familiar to him, yet the ride to the destination was anything but desirable. Rather than endure and give up, why not laugh? "HAHAHAHAAHA! Nothing ever goes my way!" PS. This is for fun. This is my first book so there might be grammar mistakes or mistakes in general, but I hope to learn. Summary might be changed but I don't want to put too much into it since I like surprises. Thanks for reading!

Eirik was always the village fool—more interested in tinkering with odd inventions and ancient architecture than in anything practical. But when he stumbles upon a forgotten temple and accidentally awakens the Godhand, he learns that he is the last heir to the Demiurges, an ancient line of divine architects. Now, Eirik is tasked with an impossible mission: to restore the crumbling Forgotten Realm, a land abandoned by the gods and overrun with ruins, mischievous spirits, and dark forces. Armed with his quirky powers, Eirik must rebuild the world, one strange creation at a time, all while uncovering the secrets of a lost civilization. But Eirik’s journey is anything but straightforward. With every new challenge, from sentient bridges to floating islands, he’ll need to outwit gods, negotiate with forgotten deities, and fend off the Voidborn—a malevolent force intent on consuming what remains of the realm. In a world where even the simplest task can go hilariously wrong, Eirik’s optimism and creativity might just be the keys to saving a dying world… if he can figure out how to use the Godhand without destroying everything in the process. Join Eirik on his journey from village fool to master builder in “The Reluctant Demiurge: Builder of the Forgotten Realm,” a story filled with humor, adventure, and the most unpredictable construction projects you’ll ever see.

She was considered a fool, forced to marry him in place of her sister, a tycoon who was once famous but is now blind. Everyone laughs at them. However, the couple actually hides an unknown side...

With the rising tide of steam power and machinery, who can come close to being a Beyonder? Shrouded in the fog of history and darkness, who or what is the lurking evil that murmurs into our ears? Waking up to be faced with a string of mysteries, Zhou Mingrui finds himself reincarnated as Klein Moretti in an alternate Victorian era world where he sees a world filled with machinery, cannons, dreadnoughts, airships, difference machines, as well as Potions, Divination, Hexes, Tarot Cards, Sealed Artifacts… The Light continues to shine but mystery has never gone far. Follow Klein as he finds himself entangled with the Churches of the world—both orthodox and unorthodox—while he slowly develops newfound powers thanks to the Beyonder potions. Like the corresponding tarot card, The Fool, which is numbered 0—a number of unlimited potential—this is the legend of "The Fool."

Declan divorced his wife for cheating on him and making a fool of him. Heartbroken, she leaves town but after some years, she is back. Declan realizes that maybe he might have misunderstood some things years ago.

[MATURE CONTENT] Lise is thrown out of the elven forest after contracting a curse that forces her to make unbridled furious love with someone every night. Now, Lise has to bed at least one man a night, otherwise her body would crumble from the curse and wither away. What's worse, she has developed a taste for lovemaking. Yet, after randomly fooling around for a while, Lise finally makes up her mind about becoming an adventurer and maybe finding a proper cure for this curse. And maybe have some fun along the way.

[MATURE CONTENT] Lise is thrown out of the elven forest after contracting a curse that forces her to make unbridled furious love with someone every night. Now, Lise has to bed at least one man a night, otherwise her body would crumble from the curse and wither away. What's worse, she has developed a taste for lovemaking. Yet, after randomly fooling around for a while, Lise finally makes up her mind about becoming an adventurer and maybe finding a proper cure for this curse. And maybe have some fun along the way.

Treated sorely by his one family Would he be able to make it..?

"Her protector. But who will protect her from him? If there was anything Former General Smirnov cared about , it was his precious and sheltered daughter, Vasilisa. After a second attack that threatened to take her life, he realized that his daughter was being stalked by a dangerous serial killer. He then sought out an old ally from his days, a literal terminator Former Brigadier General Alexei Aslanov Voronin. "Protect my daughter’s life, and I will give you the one thing you most desire.". ------ Spoilt Obnoxious Bratty, I didn't care what anybody called me. Except him His taunts, words, jabs, and insults goaded me, turned me on yet chipped at my soul. Despite the impending and looming threat to my life, all I seemed to care about was proving him wrong, wiping that stupid smirk of his divine lips. He was drawing me in, dragging me to the fiery depths of hell and with my two wide and opened eyes, I followed. You know why? That's what Fools do for Love Book one in the #For Love series. The For Love series captures the essence of Love and what even the most unlikeliest of people would be willing to do for Love. Despite creating the cover image myself, I do not claim rights to the background picture and also to my character images. All gotten from pinterest. Thank you for Your time. Trust me, you're gonna love this story. ~Rahma.

[WPC APRIL WINNER 2024] Lucas Voss was a normal adult in his late twenties. He doesn't know how or why but he got transmigrated as an extra inside of the novel he read till 5th volume. The problem for Lucas was that his life was in danger as soon as he entered the novel. Why? Because Lucas was transmigrated as the 4th Prince who is an extra and was about to die with an Illness that couldn't be cured. Not only that novel he transmigrated into was 'Cold-Blooded Emperor Rules.' The protagonist of that novel killed every member of the royal palace to become emperor of the empire. How will Lucas survive? Will he die like the extra that he is? or will he fight against fate to survive in this cold-blooded novel and become more than an extra? The only way to know is it read this novel! --- Support me one Pateron patreon.com/InkWaver_122

[ MATURE CONTENT] status: complete April Jackson a 24 years old painter's life took the worst turn, in just a day she lost everything, her job, her home, and went totally bankrupt. In the darkest moment of her life, there was a flicker of hope. She got a generous offer from a stranger she couldn't resist. That one leap of faith changed her life drastically. As she ends up living with the most sort out bachelor in the city, Brad Sebastian Smith, a grumpy handsome billionaire who has an hidden malicious agenda. April wasn't the ordinary girl she thought she was, there were secrets about her life she is totally clueless about. She has something the vicious Brad Sebastian Smith wants, and he will stop at nothing to obtain it from her. Grumpy meets sunshine as their world collides. Broody Brad couldn't resist the bubbly jolly April innocent charms as he was caught up in a personal conflict of choosing April over his ambitions. Can Brad carry on his ulterior motive when April has completely hold his heart captive? Excerpt# Brad I can't believe this is the same quirky April Jackson I saw at my study days ago. Gone are the ridiculous Jeans and T-shirts. She was wearing a sexy black dress that caresses her body like a second skin, bringing out beautiful curves I didn't notice before. I nearly stumbled when my gaze fell on her sexy long legs, and her wild curly hair added a fierce appeal. She looks like sin. I had to support my weight by pressing my palm to the wall, lest I trip and fall. "Mr. Smith you are back," she said snapping me out of my daze. "Mr. Smith, are you ok? you look pale" she asked. I clenched my fist, my eyes darkens as I took a step towards her, I cornered her to the wall. Ever since I met her I feel like I am losing control, from her pushing my buttons, getting under my skin, and now to this. She is going to be trouble! I gaze at her with lust. Her eyes flickered open. For the first time, I noticed she has beautiful grey eyes. My gaze fell on her plump lips, painted with red seductive lipstick. She bit her lips stirring up a strong urge to brush my lips on hers, devouring her lips with the craving desire surging up in me.

I couldn't help but chuckle as I leaned against a tree, arms casually folded across my chest. Listening to their bold declarations of becoming the greatest hero made me shake my head in amusement. "You haven't even taken your first steps on this journey, and already you're dreaming of being the best," I said, letting out a sigh. "You guys are nothing but a bunch of fools." My gaze swept over them, a mix of disbelief and pity flashing in my eyes. "If you keep your heads in the clouds like this, you’re going to get yourselves killed." A smirk played on my lips as I turned away, leaving their stunned faces behind. As I walked off, Harvey's words echoed in my mind. "Jealousy," he had accused, his voice taunting me. I tried to brush off the bitter sting that crept up on me, but it lingered nonetheless. I paused for a moment, the faint echo of laughter bubbling up from my chest. "Jealousy, huh?" I muttered with a wry grin before continuing my path.

Ariana Westbrook, a kind-hearted and idealistic woman, is about to marry her long-time fiancé, Chase. She dreams of a fairy-tale love story, believing that her life will be perfect once they unite in marriage. Ariana’s family is wealthy but on the brink of bankruptcy, and the union with Chase promises stability and financial security. However, Ariana is unaware that her fiancé has been secretly cheating on her with her younger sister, Evelyn, a manipulative woman who is more concerned with wealth and status than family loyalty. The family’s strained dynamics are revealed as Ariana’s father pressures her to proceed with the wedding, even as her sister Evelyn makes it clear she is willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead. Unbeknownst to Ariana, Evelyn has been plotting to replace her as the bride, believing she deserves the life Ariana was set to inherit.

.....Did you ever love someone for a lifetime .......? ......Did you ever hate someone for a lifetime......? This is a story about, a King, a fool and a God who decided to play the game of destiny

"Oh pretender... Fool the world once more"

"Prophecy"!, the old man snarled, "fools believe it, a pity even the self appointed wise sages believe the future is certain so long it has been foreseen" He laughed, a dry throaty laugh that seemed to vibrate from his very core. He paused for a while and rasped with an accompanied cough, spitting out a thick phlegm. He was truly old, an ancient to be exact but his death as foreseen thousands of years ago was a sham, a useless rambling of fools, ramblings people thought to be words of prophecy. He alone has the right to doubt the words of the prophet for he alone had lived and seen the desolate era.

What!?! I Became a Male Gong with a Peach Blossom Face! Alternatively, how I transmigrated into a fairy immortal. Being on top of everything in her life, her classes, her relationships and her job she has to now deal with drama and romance. Can she survive this world that is keen on punishing her for breaking it? Started April 6, 2024

Lord of the ChatGPT (LOTCGPT) is aweb novel set in a steampunk-inspired world with magic, supernatural abilities, and secret societies. The story follows Klein Moretti, a young man who, after a mysterious ritual, is reincarnated into this new world. He uncovers a mystical artifact known as the "Fool’s Throne," which grants him powers and knowledge beyond comprehension. As Klein delves into the mysteries of the universe, he confronts eldritch horrors, ascends through various mystical pathways, and navigates complex power struggles between gods, secret organizations, and ancient beings.

The Auragmite, a powerful gem crucial to the survival of the Xenos, an alien race, was lost during a failed experiment and ended up on Earth, taking on the vessel of a human child named Rex. Desperate to regain the gem's power, the Xenos, led by King Carlos invaded Earth searching for the gem futilely, sensing its presence but unable to locate it. Meanwhile, Rex, having Auragmite inside him, survives the devastation caused by the Auragmite’s impact. While a little girl, April, saved by King Carlos, received some of his energy, becoming part Xenos and part human.