Deathloop Angry Joe

Dies ist die Geschichte eines verrückten Lichs, der ein internes Spielsystem besitzt und eine Katastrophe über die ganze Welt bringt. "Schauen wir uns heute die täglichen Quests an... es ist wieder die verdammte Auswahl einer von zwei Möglichkeiten. Zerstöre eine Stadt mit 30.000 Einwohnern oder mehr; Belohnung: 10.000 böse Punkte. Stehle 3 Kindern die Lutscher; Belohnung: 1 Minuspunkt. Wenn keine der beiden Aufgaben erfüllt wird, werden 2 Punkte abgezogen." "Tsk! Hältst du mich für dumm? Wenn ich wirklich eine Stadt zerstören würde, würde mich mit Sicherheit ein Kreuzzug von Heiligen Rittern mit dem Rang eines Mythos jagen. Selbst wenn ich mir die Punkte verdienen würde, hätte ich kein Leben mehr, um sie auszugeben. Ich sollte lieber ein freundlicher Lollipop-Bandit sein." Ich hatte schon genug davon, ein berüchtigter Lich zu sein. Wer sagt, dass ein Lich nicht auch ein guter Mensch sein kann? Ich werde definitiv dieses verdammte System besiegen und ein aufrechter und würdiger guter Mensch sein.

In the bustling urban jungle, where adrenaline runs high and hearts beat faster than ever, he's not just your average Joe. No, he's the Super Soldier King, feared by all, known as the deadly Falcon! But fate takes a surprising turn when a mission brings him back to the city, not to conquer, but to protect his stunning fiancée. And just like that, the cityscape shifts, and the whirlwind of urban intrigue begins to dance to his tune!

it's a cute Indian romantic love story. Ananya is a sweet, shy and introvert and didn't have many friends. she likes to stay alone in her own world. Devyansh is very angry type of a person. He has anger issues. But when he first time sees her. It was love at first site. Let's see how they get married and how she handle him and his mood swings. It's my first time writing a story so if you think it's not good you can tell me and give me some suggestions.

To escape an arranged marriage in which her own father treated her like a commodity to be sold, Xu Ningxi casually grabbed a man to marry and thus became the laughingstock of high society. The crowd rejoiced in her misfortune, believing that the down-and-out heiress Xu Ningxi must have "married beneath her" and was living a hard life. Her father kicked her out of the house, and her stepsister took her place; Ningxi was destined to lead a vagrant life outside. Rumors even spread that she had married a gigolo, and people laughed: without the halo of the rich young lady, she could only marry such a lowly person, not even comparable to the average Joe. Until one day— The hundred-billionaire tycoon made his first public appearance at a grand wedding, broadcasted globally. Only then did everyone shockingly realize that the bride nestled beside the tycoon, smiling tenderly, eyes lowered in modesty, was none other than the fallen heiress Xu Ningxi! And beneath that wedding gown, her belly had already begun to swell slightly…

Cold, Calculating and Ruthless Roman Russo is a nightmare and Elena De Santo fell victim. Obsessed since a juvenile Elena who would yearn for his love and die for attention was brutally yanked into reality. When a night spirals and Elena finds out Roman isn't her knight in shining armor she is devastated and angry. But he's back 6 years later offering an opportunity she cannot turn down. Does she trust him and sacrifice her heart in the process or continue her hatred and brooding towards him?

It is a coming-of-age tale exploring themes of trauma, friendship, and self-discovery. Ronin, a troubled teenager struggling with substance abuse and the loneliness he hides, from others when he forms a deep bond with Wren, a young girl dealing with a traumatic family situation. Together, they navigate the challenges of their lives, supported by their friend Percy. As they grapple with their demons and the complexities of their relationships, Percy guides Ronin and Wren as they both discover the power of faith and the importance of human connection.

No Plot Man: The Novel Meet Joe Average—except he’s not average at all. He’s the hero of a story with literally no plot. One day he’s fighting mutant squirrels for the last bag of chips; the next, he’s helping a talking cactus overthrow a penguin mafia. Armed with bad luck, worse timing, and a complete lack of sense, Joe stumbles through chaotic adventures that only exist because someone hit the “randomize” button too hard. Will he save the world? Who knows? Will it make sense? Absolutely not. No Plot Man: Because why have structure when you can have… whatever this is?

Fame. Money. Love. All of this, Joe had for eighteen years, of his life. Until a tragic accident happened before the peak of his football career. Which destroyed it in only a few seconds. When everyone loved him, they left him alone, broken in a hospital bed. Before he could come back, he lost the last members of his family. Then his former club comes with allegations, of a broken contract from his fault, and he lost all the earned money. He was left, with nothing. For eight years, he lived from day to day studying, working, having rehabilitation for his injured knee. As they say, what one time is taken, is given back. As he accidentally becomes secretary of Megan Clark by everyone called Empress. His life changed drastically after it. He found love in his boss, who first say these words to him. ‘Secretary of the Empress’ is a story about love, which slowly grows in the main characters. Because of many things which they will meet in their journey of revenge and protecting each other. -------------------- While now great view on sky and city below show up, boss turned to me, and when she looked at my eyes, she said: “Joe, I have something to tell you.” “Yes, boss,” I said while looking at her eyes, and when she walked closer to me, we looked at each other eyes. She said, “I like you.” While hearing her words, I had no answer for this, and while I looked at her, I asked, “excuse me?” “I love you, I want you to be my boyfriend,” she said, and while I looked at her, I couldn’t believe that this has happened, and while my mind still processed her words, she looked at me, and then she said, “so what is your answer?” ------------------------- Daily upload at 8:30 and 18:00(server time) The cover is not mine.

After Joe Cameron dies, he wakes up in a place he can't understand. He's given a Divine System and sent on a big adventure to make a new world. With these powers, Joe crafts humanity, molds the earth, and forges the heavens above. But while he's making everything, there are problems that threaten his god-like status. Follow Joe on a huge journey of making life, facing death, and trying to figure out why he's here in "What I become A God?."

Watch as Ananta grows his universe and the trials he must overcome. The first chapter is kind of a meh but it'll get better. This is my first go at writing a story, I truly hope you like it. The synopsis is also meh but it's whatever. I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com as well (Cover art made with ai)

Little Joe In the enchanting kingdom of Tallindorie, Little Joe is a spirited boy from a humble farming family, living a life of simplicity and joy. Despite facing rejection due to his modest background, he remains blissfully unaware of the harsh realities of life. His days are filled with secret training sessions with his father, indulging in hearty meals, and earnestly trying to make friends. But everything changes after a fateful encounter at school. When Joe bravely saves the teenage children of a powerful baron, he not only earns their friendship but also receives a mysterious gift that alters the course of his life. Later, after much suffering, fate thrusts Joe into the spotlight, drawing the attention of the lords from neighboring cities who see in him the potential to become a local defender. However, Joe’s dreams reach far beyond the accolades of knighthood. He aspires to be a true hero, someone who can make his parents proud, uplift his small town of Dhaubania, and stand against the corruption and injustices that plague the nobility in the kingdom of Tallindorie. Meanwhile, in the real world, Lowo N'air, a young orphan, is caught in the web of two scientists with dark ambitions. One is a pharmaceutical magnate seeking the perfect herb to create an innovative medicine, while the other is a portal technology developer searching for new worlds to conquer. Both seek the power to reshape reality, but their pursuits risk plunging the world into chaos. Fate takes an unexpected twist with the arrival of SIME, a System of Intelligent Multiple Choices. Due to a critical error, the system distorts the characters' desires in unimaginable ways. Little Joe, who once dreamed of becoming the greatest fighter, finds himself connected to a bugged system that strips him of all his abilities, leaving him at the lowest level of degradation, and only grants him insanely useless skills as rewards. As if that weren't enough, Joe also suffers from the bizarre ability to lay golden eggs—a power that brings him wealth but at the cost of his dignity. On the other hand, Lowo N'air, who longed for riches, is granted the potential to become a formidable warrior. Realizing they belong to different worlds yet are connected by shared technology, Joe and Lowo N'air become disillusioned with the absurd swap of their dreams. United in their frustration, Joe resolves to challenge and modify the very System that altered his destiny, while Lowo rebels, believing that no one should have the power to dictate their dreams.

INTRO: It is the story of Joe Van der Black, who has turned 18 and must take the reins of the Kardash clan. Is netory, Bro. Sorry, I don't like Netorare. ⚠️ You have been warned, this is no joke and, by the way, we will see each other in hell. DISCLEIMER: This novel is a product of my imagination with a surreal plot and should be treated as such, where each and every one of the characters is 18 years old or older and any act is previously consented, that's what the characters told me. Even if they say otherwise, it's all part of the story and their performance.

"Where am I? I don’t know." "How did I end up here? I don’t know." "Why am I here? I don’t know." "I don’t know how or why I ended up here! I just closed my eyes for a second, and when I opened them, I found myself in this post-battlefield, surrounded by dead bodies as far as I could see…” Isaac was just an ordinary Joe, working a 9-to-5 job to make a living. But everything changed in the blink of an eye. Now, he was surrounded by mounds upon mounds of corpses, without any explanation for why or how he was in this world. It was up to him to decide what to make of the empty canvas that lay before him in this strange, apocalyptic land in the body of a knight. --- Hey, if you are enjoying reading my novel I would appreciate if you could donate. It would help tremendously to pay off my college fees. Paypal: paypal.me/Un1que01 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/spB4sKcWde

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[BL] Zak, a 22-year-old college student who loved reading fantasy fiction, had a particular favorite novel: "Destiny awaits you." Its mind-bending twists and heart-wrenching ending left him angry, seeking the author for answers. As he closed the book, his heart throbbed, plunging him into darkness. The next moment he opened his eyes, he was greeted by an unfamiliar surrounding, along with an unfamiliar body. He already had a feeling he knew what was happening but he had to run to a mirror and confirm, and when he did, his worst fear came to life. "This...is not my body." He had transgressed into someone else's life, and it wasn’t even anyone important, but a mere side character who dies at the second chapter of the novel!

What is worse than being the worst team in the world? For Dave Richards that was a very easy but heartbreaking question to answer, a goalkeeper who performed poorly between the sticks, he was still available as a first-choice goalkeeper because Unique FC didn't have any other goalkeeper. He was slow on his feet, couldn't jump properly and worst of all, he didn't know how to hold the ball properly. The only way that Unique FC was able to survive taking in a massive goal-fest sometimes was because of the extra effort they put in their defence. After a terrible match in which Dave wasn't able to make any saves and also made a lot of mistakes, he was seriously scolded by the managerial staff and almost received a beating from his angry teammates. He got home sad and also angry at all those who told him he looked like his grandfather and would therefore inherit his goalkeeping skills. He discovered a hidden door below his room and when he got down there the only thing he could see was a black box. He found the box to be quite familiar and when he opened it the last thing he saw was a bright white light when the light was gone he could see something in his field of vision. [ Welcome Dave ] [ You have activated the Goalkeeping system ] A female voice read out the messages. This is a story about how an ordinary man who didn't know his place between the sticks went from nothing to pro and beyond that.

Due to her family's worsening financial situation and the need to pay off her late father's debts, Isabella Quinn was forced to agree to a marriage proposal offered by Juliana Brown, to marry her son, Hunter William Brown, who had disabilities including paralysis and impotence. At that time, she had a boyfriend, Joe Fernando. However, she convinced Joe that the marriage was only temporary and that one day they would be together again. But when the marriage took place, Isabella was shocked to discover that Hunter was not as afflicted as she had thought. This fact left her feeling trapped, confused, and lacking the courage to tell either Joe or Juliana. What did she find out? Was it something that could make her fall in love with Hunter? Or the opposite? And what about Joe, who remained loyal while waiting for her?

This is not a full on novel, rather an anthology of my poetry mostly about love over the years, Volume 1 is the better poetry and volume 2 is everything that’s not what I consider my quality poetry but still sharing it anyway. this explores mostly sad and angry themes featuring heartbreak so read at your own discretion

Zane Cole is an average Joe working in a customer service call center for rental cars, one day he was zoning off while crossing the road and out of nowhere a truck lost control and struck him, sending him on his way to the afterlife, or so he thought. Follow Zane or Ominous as he is called in his new-found life as he struggles to survive in the abyss. NOTICE : I hope you like this book, if you have any comment or wish to communicate with me do not shy away from commenting. --------------------------------------------------- You can have a peak at what some characters look like in one of my comments below --------------------------------------------------- patreon.com/AtlasWolf381

When Lu Wu opened his eyes, he found that the world had changed completely. The world before him did not have fancy magic, nor ultimate Dou Qi. What it had were summoners that form contracts with summoned beasts. And coincidentally, he was such a summoner, although not a professional one, and his first summoned beast was a piece of crap. But that was fine, because he also had a golden finger!

A book containing various short stories about the Gods and Goddesses of my stories.

Fang Cheng was pierced in the heart. Fang Cheng was stuffed with garlic. Fang Cheng was cut off from his head. Fang Cheng was dragged to the sun. Fang Cheng was shattered by the angry enemy. Fang Cheng was resurrected and opened his hands to the enemies: "Actually, I am not a vampire!" The crowd roared: "I believe you ghost! --- I'm not the original author of this, I'm just a translator. change the original title cause I think it's not catchy enough original title "Immortal I had to pretend to be a blood clan" official link https://m.qidian.com/book/1024222253.html

After dying early due to the Reaper making a mistake, Milaina is then sent to another world as an apology. But due to an error in the reincarnation process, she becomes a wandering spirit that can turn physical.

Akira enter an other world which she never want to . now she is getting married to emperor. who is suppose to trun an crazy basterd in future and the reason of her death .what would she do run away ? say no to marriage. nah nah . just kill the emperor simple . destroy the root of problem buddy . emperor who send marrige perposal thinking he is getting married to a sweet and weak women .His future wife who is planning to take his life .will Akira able to kill emperor or the her action will made the emperor fell something he never fell before ... big softie and angry bird ml vs fl with abrormal emotions.

In a world of superpowers and supernatural occurrences. Joe must face the world, enemies, and grow to become one fo the strongest

A/N: Please read the auxiliary if you want to know about a bit of the 'system' of the world. -------------- After being separated from her brother at a young age, Scarlet Noir set out on a quest to get stronger and find her brother. But over the years, she forgot the purpose of her quest, and soon she soon came across a place that would change her life. -------------- Azure Noir, after being separated from his sister in an attack on their village, was lost and hoping to be saved. He never was, but he did find something that would help him save others. -------------- A/N: just warning ya'll now, I do not update very often, and may occasionally go on hiatus without warning, that's all bye!

In "A Whacky Little, Short Story: A Whacky Beau!", we meet Beau, a charmingly clueless protagonist whose name is as puzzling as his life. Faced with the daunting task of buying a cake for his sister's birthday, Beau finds himself in a hilarious predicament involving a hotdog theft and an angry man. With a witty voice that speaks directly to the reader, Beau takes us on a journey through his quirky world filled with unexpected challenges, family love, and a healthy dose of humor.

In the shadowy depths of an ancient forest in Heian Japan, a nameless European knight finds himself inexplicably transported from his homeland to a realm unknown, hundreds of kilometers away from the familiar landscapes of Europe. Lost and bewildered, he stands amidst the towering trees of a foreign land, his armor gleaming like a beacon in this distant time period. As the knight grapples with the enigma of his sudden displacement, he soon discovers that this world is teeming with malevolent forces, demons, and spirits drawn from the rich tapestry of Japanese folklore. They torment him, as if toying with the interloper who has unwittingly stumbled into their domain. Each encounter with these supernatural entities becomes a harrowing battle, his sword clashing against the eerie, otherworldly forms that emerge from the shadows. Yet amidst the chaos and danger, a ray of hope emerges in the form of a mysterious shrine maiden. She becomes his guide in this realm, her gentle presence a lifeline in a sea of unfamiliar customs and an impenetrable language barrier. Together, they embark on a quest, not only to confront the demons that have ensnared him but also to decipher the ancient mysteries of Heian Japan. Their journey takes them through a world of vividly painted landscapes, from the bustling streets of Heian-era Kyoto to the serene tranquility of remote mountain shrines. Along the way, the knight gains a deep appreciation for the life of the common folk in this ancient East Asian society, as he witnesses the delicate interplay between Shinto and Buddhist practices and becomes entwined in the cultural tapestry of the time. As the battles against the malevolent spirits intensify, the knight's quest for a way back to his European homeland becomes deeply personal. The demons have not only transported him across time and space but have also tampered with his very existence. Determined to reclaim his lost identity and return home, he must muster every ounce of courage and determination, forging an unbreakable bond with the shrine maiden.