Vocaloid Skit

Lucinda Perry, a social recluse and a workaholic, makes a pledge to herself to go all wild on her twenty-fifth birthday and even score a one night stand if she gets her long deserved promotion at work. Few days to her twenty-fifth birthday, she gets promoted to not just a higher position but to the head office in a different city. Having to spend her birthday night in a new city, she goes to the club where she meets a very handsome stranger, Thomas Hank, who offers to be her one night stand after catching a glimpse of her dare-to-do list, which included having a one night stand. Thomas Hank, after having been used by several ladies in the past, is bent on getting the lady of his dreams who would love him for himself and not his wealth. So when he meets the cute and naive Lucinda Perry at the club, he decides to keep his true identity from her and find out if she was worth keeping. ***Excerpt*** What is more entertaining than a crazy side character? Say hello to Sonia and Bryan. Sonia's heart stopped beating for a second, and then different thoughts started flying right through her head at that same time. Bryan Hank? Her celebrity crush was kneeling right in front of her and asking her to be his wife? Was he mistaking her for someone? Was it possible this was a skit, or maybe this was like one of those celebrity pranks, and there were cameras around, waiting to capture her make a fool of herself? Or perhaps she was dreaming? Sonia wondered as she looked around them, but all she saw were curious onlookers. "Please! Be my wife and make me the happiest man on Earth," He said in a very loud voice that caught the attention of everyone. Her editor who she had been waiting on for over an hour because he was trying to sign a deal with a movie producer who was interested in one of her stories, showed up at that moment, "Sonia, you know Bryan Hank?" Her editor asked in genuine surprise as he watched the scene before him. It seemed like an hour had passed since Bryan went on his knees, but it had only been a minute. Bryan knew no lady would be crazy enough to accept such a crazy proposal, and even if any were, paying her off and calling off the whole thing would be easy since all he wanted was the scandal that could come from this. The headlines were either going to be about his rejected Marriage proposal or his supposed engagement, which would be enough to let Sophia off the hook. "Yes!" Sonia said as she bobbed her head excitedly and extended her finger for him to wear her the ring. "Yes?" Bryan asked in confusion when he heard her response. "Yes! I will be your wife and make you the happiest man in the world!" Sonia said with a giggle and wiggled her fingers until Bryan slid the ring down her finger. Surprisingly the ring was her exact size, and it sat on her finger like it was made just for her. The sound of applause erupted all around them as Sonia stood up with a big smile on her face and embraced Bryan before kissing him right on the lips. Bryan was slightly taken aback by her boldness but quickly recovered since this was his game, and he had to play along. He was the one who had approached her first, after all. So when she tried to break the kiss, he held her chin and slowly nibbled on her lower lip before parting her lips with his tongue and sucked on it in a teasing manner, eliciting a moan from Sonia. Sonia felt light-headed. This was too good to be true. It just had to be a dream. How else could she explain that one moment she was seated at the lobby of a hotel waiting for her editor, and the next she was engaged to her celebrity crush and was kissing him right here in the open? (PS: Photo belongs to me. Art by @imagineTishaD)

Qing Xia struggled in the apocalypse, living a life worse than death. He had always envied those who died early, spared from experiencing this wretched existence after the world's end: black, polluted air; barren, cracked lands; toxic, contaminated water; and humans who no longer looked human at all. He truly wanted to escape this life, but he couldn't—not after his family sacrificed their lives so he could survive. So, he fought. He struggled. He bled, sweated, and cried until he became one of the last survivors on this desolate earth. However, during one of his team's routine purification missions, Qing Xia died... He thought that was the end, but he didn't expect to be reborn—in the body of an idol, no less! And this idol was on the verge of being kicked out of the entertainment industry. "Fine, whatever. I'll retire and become an otaku. I'll eat, drink, and sleep in peace…" In this peaceful world, he wanted to live his new life as Sian to the fullest, and in the best way possible. But... Could someone please tell me... Why am I in a forest? Why do I have to participate in this stupid variety show? What the hell is this...? Secret agent? Hitmen? Terrorists and underworld figures? Smugglers?... Damn it, damn it, leave me alone! I just want to live a lazy otaku life. Go do your business far away from me. Sian tried to live quietly, but life rarely goes as planned…And the winds do not blow as the ships wish. He found himself entangled in situations he could never escape. ---------------------------- A short skit from the future: Someone: "Darling, help me deal with these people." Sian: "Stay away from me. I have nothing to do with you or them." Someone, with fake tears: "Darling, I’m hurt. Come kiss me here, and the pain will go away." Sian, holding a military knife: "Does it hurt there? How about I just cut it off for you?" Someone, stripping Sian’s clothes: "Darling, you look so beautiful when you’re angry. I can’t take it anymore." Sian: "Go to hell! Ah—ahh! Stop it—stop! That hurts! Quit biting me, you damn dog!"      ---------------------------------------     Dear readers, welcome to an exciting adventure! This is a captivating BL novel filled with +18 scenes that add a spark of joy and love and some sadness. If you’re open to exploring vibrant stories and vibrant connections, dive right in to accompany our Angel, the MC " Sian," on his journey in this new world.

Warning (#r18/#r34) The foundation of this story is based on the vocaloid Me me me. _______________________________________ Shuu, an otaku who spends his days couped up in his room watching anime and collecting anime figures. His life revolves around entertaining himself by anime titties, anime ass, hen*ai, etc...(you know the weeb drill.) Anyways, he finds himself lost in his dreams as a multitude of hot anime chicks smuthers him in a realm of boobas. He considers this to be his fantasy at it's peak, well...that was until everything went down hill. His now dream of fantasies, turns into a great nightmare as the sexy, hot, kawaii anime chicks try to literally eat him alive. During this time, he thinks about his former girlfriend Hana, the girl he broke up with for some reason. She kisses his lips as he lays on the ground with his half-eaten body. This last kiss triggered his emotions to well up inside of him which caused him to go berserk mode and do a full battle suit Mecha transformation. He fights against the hot anime chicks but the power of their tits were just too overwhelming. His battle suit was torn to shreds and the anime chicks ate his whole body, leaving his head to glide onto the ground with closed eyes... But then, by some miracle or stroke of hope, he opened his eyes again... What will happen this time? Will he be defeated once again by the sexy anime boobas? Or will he overcome his weaknesses and finally defeat the evil Hana? Note: Before you read this book. I recommend that you watch the vocaloid (Me Me Me) to get a better understanding of the story. Depending on how well this book is, I'll update chapters accordingly. Now without further Ado, let's get into it.

Just ideas that keep pestering the author's mind. This would range from short skits to poems or song lyrics. I honestly don't know

Read how our Mc survive the other world after being transformed into a leek read how he evolve into a higher existence together with his little lovely companion and system Warning:I don't own any vocaloid character who will be in the novel credits belong to their respective owners the cover is not mine I searched in google,If the owner want to take ti down,feel free to do so and don't expect too much from me as I am only an amateur and only writing this for fun plus English is not my native language also please do give me some advice for what I should improve I accept even the most hateful review

********************************************************************************************** this novel is just an expiriment of mine to see what type of novel I really want to write,to improve my vocabulary skills and see how I can put more emotion into a character cause I noticed that it's too lifeless in the future i will write a novel with this as the base but with different story,plot and race,so why not write one? (the characters is still the same) cause i really like novels with non-human(but there is too few novels about dungeon masters/cores and nonhuman mc) but the mc will never turn into a human (unless necessary) because i really like stuff about evolutions ********************************************************************************************** this is my first time writing a novel,so please be gentle with me our mc got teleported to a fantasy worl and given 5 wish read as our mc travel around the world with his vocaloid companions i don't own any vocaloid character

A gay love story between a young boy named Sora Higurashi who has a burning passion for music and plans to become a hero to save people and their smiles with his quirk and his songs and All Might's Number One Fan All songs are not mine and belong to their respective owners, If you recognize the song then good for you and If there are some changes in the song's lyrics then I just did it to fit the story and I just love all the songs that will appear here and do not plan to take credit for them

Emely is an elementary school teacher who teaches in grade 1.One day, suddenly a boy proposed to me. William, a businessman who is a widower with one child, makes an offer to Emily's parents to pay off debts or marry her off to Emely. All because, William had saved the life of his mother Emely.William had no intention of looking for another woman, because his love for Nancy was still the same. However, her child, Clara, needs a mother's love that Nancy can't get. His marriage to Nancy was not approved by William's parents.However, because Nancy was already pregnant with Clara, they couldn't help but marry them off.Until one day, Nancy was caught cheating.William's parents were angry and forced the two of them to divorce. However, William, who was too in love, made his eyes and heart closed. He still hoped and would accept Nancys back.However, until Clara was 5 years old, Nancy had not returned.Until William was forced to find a temporary replacement for Nancy.From that, he chose Emely.Besides being close to Clara at school, Emely isn't her type either.When Emely accepted William's proposal by force, then Leo arrived.The first love that I once promised to live with him, but suddenly disappeared. Then, after many years, Leo came with the status of a widower and a child named Ben.Moreover, Ben is also a student of Emely, Leo tried to approach Emely again, William who knew it tried to keep the two of them away.It wasn't because of love, but William didn't want to lose his future nanny, Clara.By using Emely's parents, he was finally able to keep Leo away from Emely.The wedding took place.Clara and William's parents were so happy.They think, Emely and William married for love.But everything is wrong. During the wedding night, William openly revealed the purpose of this marriage.Emely is not required to perform the duties of a wife in general.He just needed to take care of Clara so she wouldn't lose a mother's love, Emely was hurt, but couldn't do anything about it.However, Emely still performs her duties as a wife, except for biological obligations, William paid no attention to any of that.He thought Emelx was transparent.However, for months, Emely insisted on doing it all.Until one time, William was forced to eat Emily's cooking. William was amazed and immediately finished Emily's cooking which turned out to be very delicious, Since then, William began to be curious about the figure of Emelx. William also followed and even observed his wife's activities and movements.It didn't take long for William to admire Emely. Until he started to be nice to Emely. Change after change is increasingly apparent between the two.I don't know when there was a feeling between the two people.It's just that no one wants to admit it.Until exactly in the eighth month of their marriage, Nancy came back and apologized to William. Asking for another question.William's divided heart began to doubt.But it turns out I chose to accompany Nancy.Emely slumped, she began to fear losing William.Since Nancy's return, William has turned into a cold figure, just like the first time he got married.One month later, William filed for divorce from Emely, making Emely even worse off.Nancy kicked him out of William's house calling him someone's husband grabber. Clara was crying hysterically, wanting to go with Emel.But Nancy held him back.Seeing that scene, William was silent.Emely left, but she couldn't possibly go to her parents'house. Don't want to be burdened.Fortunately, there was Leo who was willing to accommodate him temporarily.Emely does housework and babysit Ben as a token of gratitude. After Emely's death, William felt he was missing something .Nancy turned out to be a lot more at home. However, the food is not as good as Emily's.Clara was also quiet.One time, Clara begged William to meet Emely. Because, after Emily's death, Nancy immediately transferred to Clara's school

"An evenly split marriage, 100% happiness." Su Jin, the adopted daughter of the Su family, falls in love with her elder brother, Su Mubai, in her youth. In the beginning, he promises her, "After you graduate from university, we will get married." However, he ends up marrying someone else. Later on, she gets busy attending blind dates and tries to enter an ordinary marriage with a heart that's nothing but cold and dead. Jin Hengyuan is cold but handsome—he's her nth blind date. The first time they meet, she wants to scare him away. "If you think it's suitable, we can get registered tomorrow!" He smiles. "I'm going on a business trip tomorrow. I'll be there in the afternoon!" In the afternoon, she becomes his wife. ... She is a quiet woman who doesn't fight or argue. He has no house, but she says it's fine. When it comes to meals, she insists they split the bill evenly. When it comes to sleeping, she insists on sleeping in separate beds. When a woman clings onto him, she ignores her and turns to leave. Even with his daughter clinging to him, she only frowns and tries to keep her composure. A hidden marriage. No one knows that they are husband and wife. Nor does she care. After being plotted against and sent to the police station, he comes to her rescue. Finally, he loses it and starts scolding her, "Must you be so stubborn? Why didn't you call me when something happened? Do you think I'm dead?" She pouts indignantly. "Jin Hengyuan, do you treat me as your wife? If you do, why did you choose to get married in secret?" His anger turns into a smile. Good, she's finally angry. This love was finally no longer his one-man show. ... Small skits: "Jin Hengyuan, I want a divorce!" "Reason!" "You lied to me!" "How did I lie to you?" "You're clearly an attorney. When did you become an errand boy?" "Aren't attorneys supposed to run errands for clients? I take on all kinds of cases. Isn't this considered an odd-job laborer?" "…" Oh, damn it. How did she marry such a bully of an attorney?

Love was weird, and forbidden for people like Julia. All she ever wanted was to be valued. For someone to be afraid of losing her. Being a sixteen year old senior was stressful. No one has ever truly loved her despite the many past relationships. That is until she meets twenty-one year old, Adrian Vaugh, who had instantly taken a liken to her. Spending time with his was magical. Everything was amazing. Someone finally loved her, they viewed her like a queen, and constantly wanted to spend time with her. Their only issue was a system to made their love illegal. Will they manage to stay together? To overcome the pain and tears that came with their forbidden love? Find out on “Perfectly Wrong Love.”

Shen Chen starts living a life of unrestrained indulgence since marrying Shi Yu. The most beautiful lovers’ prattle she has ever heard is "I will punish those whom you have offended." Skit: “A handsome man delivered a parcel to your wife just now, Sir.” The young master acknowledged with a lazy “Mhm.” Half an hour later, all courier companies in the city go belly up. "Your wife has offended someone, Sir." "Mhm." Ten minutes later, that person is left to die in a desolate mountain.

Rumor has it that three years ago, the Prince of the underworld spoiled a certain woman to bits. Three years later, he ends up hating her to the core. Nevertheless, the truth is often hard for one to bear. "Qin Muchen, there are countless men who like me, you have to queue up and wait!" After repeated attempts and failures to escape from him, Gu Shinian finally has an outburst of fury. Qin Muchen moves forward and puts his arms around her waist. "If I need to queue up to get you, I will jump the queue and bed you first!” Skit 1: Whenever Qin Muchen angers Gu Shinian, Gu Shinian would always threaten furiously, “Qin Muchen, believe it or not, I will drug you with lots of impotent medicine!” Nevertheless, when Gu Shinian gets herself into trouble, she would whine, roll, wheedle, and become touchy in order to fawn on Qin Muchen. “Your Highness, I have many drugs that can enhance your *wink* ability!” Skit 2: Qin Muchen: “Do you want to write 3,000 words of self-reflection again? Gu Shinian: “… “ Qin Muchen: “Do you want me to help you?” Gu Shinian: “Yes!!!” Qin Muchen: “Same old rules. Suck up to me!” Gu Shinian: “Let’s go to a hotel. I’ll give you a treat!” Qin Muchen: ”… “

Skits that I made with my beloved characters to practice writing everyday.

These stories are just short skits based on Arbitrary Thoughts and Ideas I come across the Internet. So update rate is non-existent.

Life being special has its consequences. Whatever the consequences, that must be endured patiently. They were special, that fact made many other creatures envious. There were many disputes. The soul mate of one of them must also be the victim. A history that will contain romance and bloodshed. "I have to protect it as well as protect my people, I will make it back to normal." - Alex Carlev Vocaloid "Pain? Of course, you must have never imagined what it would be like to lose your love. If I had to choose I'd rather not be a special vampire." - Alexa Carlev Vocaloid Two twins who will cross their destiny. Even sometimes they can not see the situation and understand the feelings that exist.

How Many Steps Does It Take To Turn an SM R*pe Novella into a Comedy Skit [INDONESIA TRANSLATION] [ID : Eri/Mochirin] [EN : Oriental Rabbit] _________ Go to Chap 0 for synopsis Ke chap 0 yok untuk baca sinopsis. [ Warning ] Ini [BL] dan saya mentranslatekannya dengan bahasa gaul ya jadi ini bukan dengan bahasa [Formal] oke, karena jujur saya kurang suka translate an dengan bahasa super formal. [ Saya translate ini menunggu chap diupload dalam bahasa inggris, jadi kalo belum up, saya juga belum up, dan tergantung mood ] [ Donation ] 1. https://saweria.co/Eirine 2. https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Eirin [Kalian juga boleh rekomendasikan novel apa yang mau dijadikan projek translatean] [Thank you]

Short funny and serious life skits of 6 teenage boys. Also this book was inspired from the BL manhua 19 days. [Male Leads/ Main Characters] •Haru, Zhan Tian, Long Wei •Bohai, Kai, Shenwoo PS: Updates might be all over the place do to my laziness at times. Future warning do not bring any negativity to my story at all. It's also my first book so please at least bare with me. That is all and I hope you ENJOY! 11/24/20 --- ??/??/??

Ghost haunting? Check. Super awkward relationship with your boss? Check. The world's biggest chicken, Luca, has been recruited into a ghost hunting agency! The horror!! The only plus point? His boss is really hot! (*drools*) The downside? Luca (High quality chicken) can see ghosts. Short skit Luca: Boss can I go home early? I have a weak heart T^T Mysterious Boss: We can't let our lucky fairy go home first Luca: Why T^T Boss: The ghosts all come to you, are you planning to bring them home also? Luca: /depression/

Lone Errands is an urban plotted romance that sensationally brings out retrospective and posthumous scenes through an assertive proliferation of erotic and touching events concocted with a heavy dosage of strategized corruption in elite circles where bribery-hinged impunity often triumphs over prosecution. The readership is poised to fathom Anable’s sophisticated romantic maze synonymous with secretive egocentric sexual indulgence, let alone the secret-gold digging that made her lay her body on the line under the nose of his equally cheating billionaire boyfriend Trey. She is portrayed as an adamant survivor of a barrage of onslaughts engendered by destiny and self-driven subjectivity. The irresistible and solo-going Anable plays a hyperbole-powered role that sees atonement overcoming her egoistic and intransigent sex contrabands synonymous with running upmarket brothel operations. The anti-climax plotted novel’s comic resolution has the propensity to make people wake up to the reality that all roads eventually lead back home. Yes! After all the chicken-like skits, there comes a time to roost as she eventually tied the knot with longtime cohabitant Trey thereby eventually coiling her scandalous tail

Her name is buried and forgotten in the people's mind, a beauty that cannot be describe, a passion never been seen. She is Louise Carolina Alberta an English aristocrat. Her story can be heard in the mouth of all the witness of her dreadful end. She who fall in love in the wrong man, he who refuse her love. She who will give everything and him who will always by her side but can only be seen in the shadow. A legend pass down about a young girl who fall in love and an apple. An apple that is the mark of her end, and the start of her journey in different lives. In 21st century a young orphan Beatrice Mary Victoria is bound to this story. When everything changes in the full moon of her 16th birthday, a mysterious man named Sebastian told her that her life is in danger because the 7 hunter wants her heart to gain the power and ultimate immortality. What will happen to Beatrice? Who is Sebastian? What is the relationship between Beatrice and the seven hunters? Is it more than hunter and its prey? Or something Much deeper? Is it related to the legend about Louise Carolina Alberta? Who is the seven hunters? What is the relationship of this legend to the present? Genre: Mystery, Supernatural, Adventure, Action, Suspense, Romance, Fantasy Inspired from Cinderella and the poison apples (Vocaloid),Seven Deadly Sins. This is my first time writing a novel but I will try my best to improve and the update will also be minimal because I'm not a person who just write and do not reread her work . I reread my work for like 20 times but sometime often ignore the problem and also I'm still in University and my beloved companion, Calculus is making me busy. Forgive me if I have some grammatical errors, spelling, punctuation and the likes. After all English is not my first language but I will cope up with my lack and seek for improvement. This novel is intended to test my writing skills and also to seek other's opinion so don't hesitate to complain. I really like to add some question to hook interest and curiosity (as you may observe in my description). And the title kinda resemble snow white and the seven dwarf though but Beatrice is much more valiant and really resemble an independent woman who knows when she need help and when she didn't. JUST ENJOY! XD Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mipU2LVoyBA Copyright Disclaimer under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.