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Qi Yuan was reborn in the world of mortal cultivation and became a errand disciple of the Yellow Maple Valley. He had five elements of mixed spiritual roots and thought that he had no hope of building a foundation in this life! But he didn't expect that there was a Chaos Cauldron in his mind, which could infinitely breed resources... A pill was put in, and it immediately piled up into a small mountain and overflowed. A thousand-year-old spiritual medicine was put in, and it immediately turned into countless thousand-year-old spiritual medicines. Several years later, Qi Yuan set up a small stall in front of Han Lao Mo and took out countless Palm Heaven Bottles and placed them on it. Han Li frowned and thought to himself: "Oh no, my Palm Heaven Bottle has become a common item!"

Mark Feng is a regular son of a blacksmith in a mountain village who soon realizes that his passion for creation at the forge and his penchant for collecting strange-looking stones is fitting for a greater purpose. Mark finds himself on an epic adventure across battlefields and empires as he realizes his destiny with the gods.

In a world where the gods rule over mortals with absolute power, one man dares to challenge the heavens. Once a devoted warrior, he was betrayed, cast aside, and left for dead by the very deities he worshipped. But fate had other plans. Upon discovering a forbidden power long erased from history, he embarks on a path of vengeance, tearing down the divine order piece by piece. As he slays gods and absorbs their essence, he rises from a mere mortal to something far greater. But with each victory, the truth of the gods’ existence unravels, revealing a secret far more terrifying than their tyranny. If he succeeds, he will claim the Throne of Creation. If he fails, the universe itself may collapse. Will he rule as the new Supreme God, or will he break the cycle of divinity once and for all?

"Sect Leader, your disciple has once again become the champion of this year's Regional Sect Competition!" Chu Yuan: "Kick! Kick him out of the sect!" "Sect Leader, we can't kick anyone out of the sect anymore! Those that were kicked out in the past have all established their own Holy Lands! If we continue kicking people out of our sect, all the Holy Lands in the region will be ours..." Chu Yuan: "???" I just want to groom a useless disciple! Why are all of you doing this to me!? ... This book is also titled "I Have Cultivated From A Nascent Soul To Become A Mortal", "My Disciples Are All Useless", "A Different Path Of Cultivation", "I Am Really Not A Big Boss", "I Only Groom Useless Disciples".

Note: This story is also uploaded on Royal Road under my name CelestialWordsmith. In a world overrun by monstrous beasts impervious to magic and military might, humanity teeters on the brink of extinction. Desperation to survive awakened a hidden potential within humans—mutations that unlocked a strange, untapped energy. With this newfound power, the remnants of civilization began to fight back, carving out fragile havens amidst the chaos, divided into twelve nations. Amid this struggle, 15-year-old Aamir Singh, an unassuming but fiercely determined warrior-in-training, steps onto the stage of destiny. Haunted by the fear of loosing his family and driven by an unwavering desire to protect others, Aamir embarks on a journey that will test his courage and unravel the secrets of his past. Alongside Riya, a brilliant and enigmatic magic user, and a diverse band of allies, Aamir faces relentless beasts and uncovers darker forces manipulating the world’s downfall. As ancient prophecies resurface and hidden truths about his heritage come to light, Aamir must harness the strange energy within him to turn the tide of destruction. In a battle against time, treachery, and the shadows threatening to engulf their world, Aamir becomes a beacon of hope. Will he rise as the savior humanity desperately needs, or will the darkness within and around him consume everything? His journey will decide the fate of nations, the survival of mankind, and the enduring strength of the human spirit.

The most beautiful old ancestor of the immortal sect, who lived for five thousand years, repeatedly broke the rules of immortality and was punished by the Heavenly Dao. Upon opening her eyes, she became the true daughter of the Xia family, who had been kidnapped into a mountain village as a child. She thought she would have to suffer through all the hardships of the human world, but who knew that when she woke up she was directly 14 years later, on the very day she was rescued— She wanted to run wild and be beautiful on her own, but her whole family pampered her to the heavens! Want to do scientific research? Three big brothers donate a research institute. Headache and cold? Powerful parents gather authoritative experts overnight, starting the examinations from cancer. Rumors in Capital City are never-ending: The Xia family's daughter is a spoiled and arrogant waste! The Xia family rose in defiance, but Xia Ye just laughed: I'll handle it myself. The foremost classic instrument of China, she made it casually 500 years ago. The ancient texts that students memorize until they're bald, necessary for the college entrance exam, were written by her 700 years ago in a drunken stupor. The world's seventh greatest unsolved mystery—a relic Sky Pit with a diameter of 7,300 meters—was created by her 1,000 years ago during a quarrel with Heavenly Dao. Everyone was waiting for her to show off and fail miserably, but the Xia family kept receiving calls from the Mutant Plant Association, metaphysics masters, supernatural organizations, cultural archaeology bureaus... "Has the old ancestor returned?" Later, Xia Ye ascended to the second spot on the global rich list. At the award ceremony, she raised an eyebrow: What happened to the divine retribution and punishment, it seems quite nourishing? By her side, the world's richest man, the Heavenly Emperor in a suit and shoes: How could I truly punish my own wife...

Qin Feng was reborn—but he couldn’t celebrate. After all, he wasn’t just a baby but an undeveloped fetus still in the womb! To make matters worse, his twin brother, Qin Hao, awakened a legendary-grade “Heaven’s Chosen One” system. Just as Qin Feng thought he was doomed to be an insignificant NPC, a cold voice echoed in his mind: “Ding! Congratulations, Host! The Universe’s Super Ultimate Villain System has been successfully activated!” The world of Desolate Antiquity is a vast xuanhuan realm where immortals and demons coexist, and the strong can split mountains, sever seas, and rewrite fate with a single thought. Qin Feng initially believed himself to be completely ordinary—until he discovered his father is the leader of the Qin Clan, and his mother is the Saintess of Taibai Immortal Mountain, one of the three great sacred lands! To ensure his success from the very start, the Qin Clan even used a secret technique to delay his birth by 100 years. Now, only three years remain before he is born. But just when he thought he was set for life, disaster struck—his unborn twin brother, Qin Hao, absorbed all the celestial elixir meant for Qin Feng and even began draining his life force to enhance himself! “Damn it! What kind of monster is this little brother?!” Things got even worse when Qin Hao’s protagonist halo was revealed—luck, talent, and comprehension stats maxed out at +9999, and in times of crisis, he would receive additional boosts. “I’M the one who reincarnated, so why is HE the protagonist?! And what am I supposed to be—the villain?!” Then, Qin Feng’s villain system fully activated! As compensation, the system granted him a Super Villain Starter Pack, containing: Emperor’s Talent – A divine aura that increases all attributes tenfold. Creation Art of the Thirty-Three Heavens – A mythical technique with the power to reshape creation. Max-Level Red-Haired Monster Experience Voucher – Allows the user to experience full max-level power for 24 hours. (Cooldown: 10 years) Suddenly, being a villain didn’t seem so bad! Qin Feng kicked Qin Hao in retaliation, earning 10 Villain Points and unlocking the System Shop, where legendary treasures shone brightly. “Hmm… these items are absurdly powerful, but the prices… I guess I need to be the ultimate villain after all!” Thus, Qin Feng’s path to rewriting destiny as the greatest villain in history began!

What does it mean to be the number one enemy of the world. Where everyone goes against you. That is the life Athan led. As a useless young master whose only purpose was to be kept alive. But as suicidal person, he never died no matter how many times he attempts suicide. *** There are secrets hidden deep in history. The world hits a turn around when portals appear all around and all types of demons flood the world. The world is on the verge of collapse and humanity in the blink of extinction. *** With the arrival of the demons, there is a whole new complexion to the world. Athan is struck by a huge desire to live and become the strongest. He does so even when he is named the Mortal Convict killing both humans and demons who cross his bottom line.

An ordinary mountain village boy accidentally entered the local Jianghu sect and became a famous disciple. With such an identity, how can he gain a foothold in the sect and enter the ranks of immortals with mediocre qualifications, so as to be proud of the three worlds!

The main character suddenly gets transported to another world after sneezing. But contrary to the funny way he got there, the world itself isn't funny at all. It's dangerous, full of monsters and the worst creatures of all ― humans.

Gods and Mortals tells the story of Klaus Walker, a teenager who has always been indifferent and apathetic to the world around him. But everything changes when he discovers that he is the child of a God. As he struggles to come to terms with his new reality, he must decide whether to embrace his destiny and uphold his duties as a Demigod or to ignore it altogether, seeking an average life. The story of Gods and Mortals is an enchanting modern fantasy tale that weaves together the extraordinary realms of gods and humans. With captivating characters, as well as a new and immersive mythology, this book draws readers into a world where ancient deities and mortal destinies collide. If you were captivated by the magic of the Percy Jackson franchise, prepare to embark on a breathtaking adventure with Gods and Mortals.

The Pantheon of gods had fallen. The enslaved had risen, seizing the power once wielded by their gods. But no man would ever be truly satisfied. The cycle begins anew—once family, now reduced to mere tools to generate for more divine power. And so, the question remained: Will the one who shattered the heavens, who freed his kin at the cost of his faith in them, rise once more? Will he, the only being to have challenged the gods and slaughtered them, now take up arms against the new pantheon he unknowingly created? what happens once he's free from his slumber?

The story takes place in the Nine Heavens Realm, a vast world filled with sects, ancient clans, and powerful cultivators. The realm is divided into Lower, Middle, and Upper Heavens, each with its own hierarchy of power. The protagonist starts in the Lower Heavens, where he is mocked and bullied for his ugliness, but through his journey, he ascends to the highest levels of power. --- Main Character Name: Luo Feng Appearance: Luo Feng is born with a hideous appearance—his face is scarred, his body is deformed, and he is often compared to a "monster" or "beast." His ugliness is so extreme that even his family shuns him. Personality: Despite his appearance, Luo Feng is kind-hearted, intelligent, and resilient. He has a strong will to prove himself and refuses to let his looks define his worth. "Cultivation Talent": Luo Feng possesses a unique cultivation talent that no one recognizes at first. His body, though ugly, is a rare vessel for an ancient, forgotten cultivation technique called the "Celestial Asura Scripture". This technique allows him to absorb energy from pain, suffering, and rejection, making him stronger with every hardship he endures. --- Cultivation System: The cultivation system is divided into Realms and Stages, with each realm requiring immense effort and breakthroughs. Luo Feng’s cultivation path is unique because his ugliness and suffering become the source of his power. 1. Mortal Realm - Qi Gathering - Body Refinement - Foundation Establishment 2. Earthly Realm - Core Formation - Nascent Soul - Soul Transformation 3. Heavenly Realm - Void Refinement - Dao Seeking - Immortal Ascension 4. Celestial Realm (Luo Feng’s ultimate goal) - Celestial Sovereign - Asura Emperor - Eternal Ascendant

On your way home with your best friend from school and what....You are suddenly given a golden wrist ring from a female that claims she is from an immortal world. Well that is not the only case for Alex Wilson, he has to stop a darkness that poses a threat both to his world and the immortal world and if that is not too much for him....then what is? Well I'll tell you, His encounter with the ring eventually leads him to a conclusion that his parents..... ( OFFICIAL SYNOPSIS )

I used to be a human, but the grinch did know, he took the Christmas out of me. I pretended to be vengeful, angry, terrible, but I look Iike a pup to them. How I wish the once upon a time will end, but life must go on. So how can I.

[ MATURE CONTENT ] In a moment of revelation, Geb confesses, "She... is my consort." Nut, the goddess of the sky and Geb's sister, is taken aback by this declaration. How could her brother—a powerful Egyptian god—choose a mere mortal as his partner? Enraged, Nut loses control; her eyes glow white as she unleashes a tempest of thunder and brimstone upon Geb and his beloved. Yet, Geb's primary concern is not for himself but for his lifeless consort, whom he cradles in his arms, shielding her from Nut's wrath. After being banished from ancient Egypt to the modern world of the 21st century due to his neglect of the supreme father, Geb finds himself entangled in a web of divine secrets. His arrival in contemporary Egypt reveals truths about the supreme father that could change everything—for he alone possesses the power and determination to confront the dark deeds that have ensnared the other deities. Will Geb succeed in his quest for justice with the help of his mortal consort? The outcome remains uncertain. In a world where gods typically do not fall for mortals, Geb's love story defies fate itself. Encountering rejection from the god of fate and facing obstacles from nature and time, he learns that sometimes love requires sacrifice. Yet, telling a stubborn god to let go may be the greatest challenge of all. Dive into this thrilling fictional tale of Egyptian gods and their tumultuous destinies!

Mr. Green is a former yakuza leader who arrives in Romania, where he will become a detective and help solve several cases, some funny, others in which his very life is at stake.

***TRIGGER WARNING: this book will contain many themes: Graphic violence or gore Sexual assault or abuse Self-harm or suicide Mental illness or psychological trauma Dubious consent or non-consensual situations Depictions of unhealthy relationships or emotional manipulation Explicit sexual content Death or mortality themes Themes related to abuse of power or control this book is a dark fantasy so please read with caution*** Book 2 to TMFS: Midnight Moonlight I wanted to kiss her. The longer I'm around her the stronger my feelings get for her. I'm so lucky to have her in my life. The red lights of the sky cast upon her face and the waters glitter all around her as her laughter peals through the air; she innocently splashes water at me. I have no clue if she knows we've been engaged since birth but regardless, I want her to choose me out of love. Not because we are betrothed to each other. It started getting dark out and the red sky started turning a deep purple. I don't know what compelled me to ask her why Fang was mad at her for but I needed to know. The moment she told me that they were gonna be like her mommy and daddy I felt my blood boil. I feel bad that I lost my temper but I never want to be mad at her so the only thing I could think of was to hold her. She's my happy place. I can feel her pull back a bit and gulp but I still keep my eyes closed. If I open them...I might just kiss her.

When Tuzi, the beloved bunny of the Moon Goddess Chang'er who was blessed into a human, is stolen from her celestial home— She is violently cast down to the Mortal Realm, stripped of her divine grace and thrown into a world she doesn't understand. Upon awakening, she finds herself surrounded by strangers—and everything she once knew is now a distant memory. ​Chang'er, the Moon Goddess, is determined to solve the mystery of her stolen companion, but focusing on the task proves difficult. Every clue brings her closer to the answer, but it also brings her dangerously close to the too-handsome-for-his-own-good God of Sky, who seems to be more of a distraction than a help. Can the Moon stay focused long enough to recover Tuzi? ​Meanwhile, Atlas—the Sky God’s best soldier—has dived into the Mortal Realm after Tuzi. But why is he so intent on finding the fallen bunny, and what does he have to do with the celestial theft? Tuzi may have been a simple rabbit once, but as a newly- minted divine lady, guarding her heart against this dashing, charming soldier is proving far more difficult than she ever imagined. Add to that the sudden interest of several alpha gods, and Tuzi's life is turned upside down by both celestial politics and unexpected romantic tension. With gods, mysteries, and more than a few mosquitos in the way, can Tuzi reclaim her place in the heavens and solve the riddle of her own disappearance? A romantic, funny, and action-packed twist on the legend of Chang'er and her white bunny, Bunny and the Moon will keep you guessing—and laughing—until the very end. Bet you can't figure out who did it!

Kaiho Koshiro is a Novel where a normal teenager’s life turns upside down when he is granted powers while a mysterious entity lurks within him he is brought to Oasis under the care of Omni King Ken Koshiro liveing his life in a place where Gods live and entering a academy for Gods to master his new found powers Kaiho Koshiro is a fantasy novel that follows Kaiho Koshiro, a powerful being known as the Omni-King, ruler of universes and king of gods. After a climactic battle, the story transitions to Kaiho’s rigorous training and participation in the challenging entrance exam for the prestigious Orchid God’s Academy. Blending action, adventure, and introspection, the novel explores themes of destiny, identity, and the weight of god-like power in a world of divine beings and mortals.

After being banished by Zeus, the god of warfare, Ares, seeks revenge against the realms of both mortals and immortal beings. The series follows Chrestos, the son of a former soldier from Sparta, Amaya, the half-human daughter of a nymph, and Helios, the god of the sun, as they encounter monsters and acolytes in an attempt to prevent the rise of Ares.

The supernatural realm is dying. Their lands are withering, their people struggling, and an ancient force from beyond their world threatens to consume everything. No magic, no power, and no ruler has been able to stop it. Desperation looms, and with it comes an impossible choice—turn to the one being they never thought they would need. A human. She is the Queen of the Human Realm, a ruler forged in power and resilience. She has no ties to their world, no reason to help them. And yet, the five kings of the supernatural realm come to her doorstep, seeking her aid in a war that is no longer just their own. As darkness spreads and secrets unravel, she must decide—will she stand beside them in their fight, or will she watch their world fall? One human queen. Five supernatural rulers. A war that will change everything.

A centuries old vampire, Vladimir Hawthorne who yearns to experience the beauty of human life. He wants to feel his heart beat, to experience human vulnerability, to taste the sweetness and bitterness of human love and connection. For so long Vlad has walked in the shadows, an eternal observer of human existence.But now, he wants to be a part of it. He gets to find out to fulfill his heart's desire, he has to become mortal just like every other human. In his quest, he discovers the only way to become human is to pay a steep price; a century long slumber in an enchanted wooden coffin deep in the forest. Would Vladimir succeed? would he finally find the love and connection he yearns for?

Once upon a time, there was a man named Xavian Vin, better known as X Vin. He was a paragon of darkness and malevolence, feared by all and whispered about in hushed, terrified tones. None dared cross his path or speak his name, his reign of terror unchallenged, his evil deeds unmatched. But one fateful day, fate dealt him a cruel blow, as a string of tragedies befell him. First, he lost his beloved parents. Then, his wife and children, the only sources of light in his dark world, were ripped away from him. In the aftermath of his devastating losses, X Vin was also struck with poverty, his once vast wealth reduced to nothing, his life a barren wasteland of misfortune and misery. And as if to add insult to injury, a devastating accident left him blind, a cruel twist of fate that left him stumbling in the dark. As X Vin grappled with the depths of his despair, the question lingered in the air like a dark cloud: Would he ever see the light of day again? Would he regain what he had lost? Or would the shadows of his past forever cast a veil over his future?