Harry Potter Shut The F Up

Author: Schrödinger Status: Not complete Categories: Action－Supernatural－Fantasy－Adventure－Mystery This story will follow the movie/novel. So be warned in spoilers ahead! Important: All copyrights of Harry Potter and The Wizarding World belong to J.K. Rowling.

A guy got reincarnated in Harry Potter Verse. While his life back in Earth wasn't exciting or fun but his death is unique shall we say. Find out what's going to happen to him trying to survive in this world.

Harry Potter and the slytherin price is a novel based in a story that start with harry Potter like a normal and chill guy but what he dont know is that he would sumerge in a chapter of adventure and very amazing things And also metting the slytherin Prince.

Fang Mu is a normal 20yrs old boy, he didn't brag, but accidentally he was bonded with ( Bragging come true system. ) As long as someone brag infront of him, this system will convert that to true. Xu Zhen a second-gen rich young man to Fang Mu: My father just gifted me Lamborghini, I need a full time driver, so you might consider it. System: it's detected that Xu Zhen was bragging, so system given to host a Lamborghini worth 150 million. Su Yangjun as class beauty: The new boyfriend I made, was has special ability, he good at bed. System: It's detected that, Su Yangjun was bragging. So system given the host a strong golden sword. After he gained all, and he become rich, then he said angrily " Shut up, stop bragging guys. " after he heard bragging infront of him. Shut up, stop bragging is a novel covered in Romance, Action, Advantage, Harem Genres. Written by the Author Mythical Creatures

The auctioneer pointed at Satoshi and said, "Well, what we have here is a rare sight, a scrawny northerner. He can help with household chores or, if you have strange fetishes, he's a worthless bastard you won't hesitate to whip!" "Hey!!" Satoshi's shout was cut short by the whip, and he screamed in a high-pitched voice, "Ouch!" Getting whipped again, he bit his lip and fell silent. "As you can see, it's quite enjoyable to whip him. Now, let's start the bidding at 5 silver." "501 copper!" shouted a 5-year-old girl with a sadistic smile on her face. The auctioneer intervened and said, "Miss, we can't increase by such small amounts—" "501.5 copper!" came from a red-haired 6-year-old lady. One of the auction participants thought aloud, "Where the hell did you find half a copper?!" The kid beside the 'dark-featured' guy said, "501.6 copper!" and smiled as if an angel was shining on him. The auctioneer was bewildered and said, "Ehmm... uhhh... Anyway, going for 501.7 copper, once, twice..." The child shouted angrily, "I said 501.6, you deaf jerk! Are you fucking trying to rip me off, you fucking pig! You piece of shit! Hey don’t look at the floor, look at me! You FAT FUCK!!!!" The auctioneer was stunned and was about to speak when the child yelled at the top of his lungs, "SON OF A BITCH!!" *Satoshi* Ahh... You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, everything started the day I fucking died... Additional tag: Parody

Young Tom had finally been chosen in Hogwarts as he anticipated to find the mystery of his parents with his friends; Bric Raily, Henry Potter and Sofia Weasley. Join Tom in his adventure in the Harry Potter world and unravel mysteries.

Petunia Evans, the to-be aunt of Harry Potter, was known as an ordinary, magic-fearing woman. But what if Petunia held a secret? In this tale, Petunia is actually a girl from another world who wakes up as Harry's future aunt, determined to change her fate and rewrite her story. This Petunia is different—she has the power of magic and a thirst for power and dominance. When she receives her Hogwarts letter, she steps into a world of spells, magical creatures, and grand ambitions. Follow Petunia as she becomes a top student at Hogwarts, makes new allies, and crafts a plan to reshape the wizarding world. Mature, driven, and far from ordinary, this is the story of a girl who dares to redefine her destiny and leave an extraordinary legacy. --- **Disclaimer:** Any pictures or content from the Harry Potter universe or any known universe are not mine. I own the fan fiction content as my own. If anyone who has ownership of images I use in this fan fiction and wants me to remove them, please message me. This work is aided by AI.

Harry is captured by Voldemort, but manages to escape with some unexpected help. Now he just has to deal with the consequences. This is to pay homage the the author: Oldwolf whom originally wrote this great story……. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. I don’t own Harry and crew, unfortunately and I’m not making any money so don’t bother to sue.

Harry Potter uncovers a journal tied to an ancient legacy, revealing his extraordinary magical heritage and a world of noble houses, hidden truths, and rising dangers. As he learns and grows in power, Harry must navigate alliances, secrets, and a looming threat that could change magic forever. A story of Harry's maturity. AU, Years 1-7

Bronze WINNER of WPC#322: Male Lead: Zombie Invasion Takemi Kazuichi might very well be the luckiest and unluckiest person in the world. He was an orphan, and he was severely bullied in school. Because of that, he became a hikikomori, a shut-in. When he turned sixteen, he was adopted by a rich couple who loved him as if he was their own son. Unfortunately, they died in a plane crash, and Kazuichi never overcame his bad habits of being a shut-in, largely because of his preying relatives. Fast forward to four years later, Takemi Kazuichi still stayed in the house left by his late parents. He never bothered going to work or going out to socialize with people. For the lack of a better term, he was a rich hikikomori. He never even bothered to check the news or log in on any social media. All he did was live his life in solitude, devoid of any human interaction. One day, as he came out of the shower, he heard a strange thumping sound by the doorway. "That's weird, I didn't order any delivery today." He told himself before absent-mindedly opening the door. And what stared back didn't resemble a human at all. It was a zombie— or so that's what the first thing that came into Kazuichi's mind. Unbeknownst to him, the world had drastically changed, and he was the last one to know.

In the Harry Potter universe, Alaric Black, a soul reincarnated from Prime Earth, awakens in the notorious Black family, carrying the weight of extraordinary knowledge from his past life. At nine, he discovers a mystical tree in his soul space that grants him insights into the multiverse—a vast tapestry that includes not just the magical world but also the realms of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and beyond. Embarking on a daring adventure into Muggle London, Alaric uncovers the interconnectedness of realities and realizes dark forces threaten not just his world but the entire multiverse. Armed with a keen intellect and a thirst for knowledge, he strives to hone his magical abilities while navigating the complexities of his secretive family. As he embraces his destiny, Alaric must balance magic and the unknown to protect his loved ones from looming dangers. Will he harness his unique gifts to safeguard the multiverse, or will shadows of destiny overpower him?

"Love is blind and deaf. Indeed. Because, if love is not blind and deaf, then it is not love, but LOGIC." Vince Hong has experienced many kinds of love, as well as different kinds of beds and sighs, but in the end, he was cornered by a blind and deaf love that overturned his sanity, even though it meant ... TABOO, because someone he loved was someone he shouldn't be chased for. Ruby, the red lady, didn't think her life would be full of turmoil and drama because of romance. She even kept chasing her beloved man even though it was ... FORBIDDEN. Ruby had to wade through seas of passion and days full of sighs just to find out that the forbidden man was the only one she wanted most. ================== [[WARNING]] This novel has lots of ADULT SCENES. Please be wise in choosing readings. This novel is only for sinners, not for saints without sin, let alone for children. ================== Note: Hi, Diablo's here! English is not my primary language. Thanks for understanding. Happy reading!

A guy saves a young girl from truck-kun. then he meets an old God who decides to transmigrate him as Harry frickin Potter. Watch as "Harry" messes up canon and takes matters into his own hands. Strong and smart MC. Please do enjoy my book. I'm new here and I'm inexperienced at this. Criticism is allowed but pls don't make me cry. I don't own Harry Potter and I don't own the picture. Bye.

Lin Longtian, a college dropout, suddenly became a cultivator overnight when a bolt of lightning struck him in his balcony to get some fresh air. But that wasn't just any ordinary, yet deadly, bolt of lightning. No, it was the thunder tribulation of the Shadow Immortal, his consciousness gone having failed to ascend to the next realm, his memories and immortal physique were then flowed into the lightning bolt that had then travelled towards the Earthen Plane and struck the unsuspecting Lin Longtian. But what does he do with all these otherworldly knowledge and powerful physique? Nothing but a way to improve his lifestyle! Fighting? As Jack Black once said, what is it good for? Fame? Pfft, who cares about some clout. Wealth? I can just earn money through my livestreams! Women? I'll just go after my childhood friend if I wanted some kitty. His motto in life was to live smooth and comfortably as a young adult, shut-in! ..... Schedule Time: 8:00PM (GMT +8) From Monday to Friday

Harry potter dünyasına çiftçi sistemi ile geçen will isimli kişinin harry potter dünyasını nasıl değiştirdiğini anlatıyor...

I am a wizard new to Hogwarts. I am from a pure blood wizard. But I was raised by humans. What you may call Muggles?

Raven is finding it hard to get over her past. And her only method of coping with the depression is by shutting everyone out. But what happens when a certain carefree and hyperactive football player tries to get into her little bubble. Will she let him in or will she SHUT him out like the rest.

Elston Journey through Harry Potter. When a professional RPG assassin meets magic. 2 chapters per week. English is not my first language

"you guys shouldn't put yourself in risk, just for me" Vanessa said while looking at all of them with concerned eyes, "no I won't allow that", no she's can't let her new and only friends to get hurt cause of her. "what are you saying?" Victorie almost yelled, "you are our friends, understand this and we won't let you go through this alone nessa" "yes nessa Vic is right, we are friends after all, remember that" Oliver said with smile to which Vanessa nodded and smile back in return, she really got friends, that Will be with her forever. "Will stick together, so you have to bear us" brian said that made everyone Chuck on it. "wowo look like we are golden trio- Victorie almost said but then realized "we can't be golden TRIO, we are 6" Victorie Puff. "but I think we can be THE SIX GRYFFINDOR'S " ................................................................. welcome to my first ever fanfiction Harry Potter and the SIX GRYFFINDOR'S, where six young Gryffindor start they're journey with adventure, love and friendship. FOR knowing more stick with them in there journey.

Thomas Michael Weasley begins his journey to make the Weasley family the best in the wizarding world.

Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money either. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of Character if you don't know). Also, this is my first smut-ish fic. If you don't like sex and sex-based humor, do NOT read this!