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Matrix Reloaded Keymaker

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN'T EVEN

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"
1617_Ranjit_singh · 6.1K Views

QT: System, Host and Kids

Have you ever grown tired of living? Ever thought the emotions you are feeling can be faked and are temporary? Ever thought death is better than life? But didn't have the courage to accept death even after longing for it because there are people in the world Who don't want you to die, your death will bring sorrow to them and you don't want that. The constant feeling of helplessness, the desire to end everything, to come out of the Matrix you are trapped in, have you ever felt it? Ever questioned, Is this the actual way to live a life? Ever wished for an eternal sleep? I don't know what your answers are to these questions but for the mc of this book, the answers are all in positive. Meet Keeran Ambani, the protagonist who is even capable of faking her own emotions. Countless times she has drowned herself in sorrows of others. It was like recreation of their emotions in her heart. She yearned for death, for the eternal sleep it will bring to her. She didn't want to exist anymore for it was tiring and very boring to her. Very weird right? For this weirdness of hers she got a chance to become a host of a quick transmigration system. Her mission was to save the poor souls who wanted to live desperately and didn't want to give in to the one who wrote their destiny. She was torn between choosing eternal sleep and the QT system then she saw that in the benefits section it was mentioned that the host can sleep for as long as he or she wants to. ‘ It's like time skip.’ she thought and that option was the one which prompted her to choose the QT system. And later she didn't like this decision of hers at all, not that she regretted it. The reason behind this is here- Dot: ' What's your plan now? Till now all you have done is acting, acting like a lovelorn fool.' Keeran: ' I'll take things as they come.' Dot: ' Dot wants a change of host.' Keeran: ' I also want a change of system.' Dot: ' Useless bish' Keeran: ' Pointless ball' Dot: ' Failure of the century ' Keeran: ' A round shit in my treasury ' Dot: ' Brainless Barbie ' Keeran: ' Bald Beggar ' Dot: ' How is Dot a beggar? ' Keeran: ' How is Keeran brainless? ' Dot: ' Wait! It got a notification.' Keeran: ' What is it? ' She didn't like to argue, she would rather comply than to argue with someone given that the other party needs to be some living being but with the system she doesn't want to give in. And that's how her journey as a quick transmigrator started which made her realise what true Matrix is.
lazyn · 10.5K Views

ULTIMATE SKILL RELOAD

When world-famous fashion model Leon Vance is diagnosed with cancer, he’s given four years to live—but fate has other plans. Dying unexpectedly one night, he awakens in a strange void, where a mysterious woman in silver tells him his journey isn’t over. Moments later, he finds himself in the body of a nineteen-year-old boy inside a morgue… in a world unlike anything he’s ever seen. A sprawling sci-fi-fantasy city awaits him—airships soaring above medieval-style castles, holographic billboards lighting up cobblestone streets, and demi-humans coexisting with humans. But as Leon struggles to understand this bizarre new world, one terrifying truth looms over him: an enigmatic mastermind is pulling the strings from the shadows. And worse—it might just be his own future self. Thrown into a world of magic, technology, and a destiny he never asked for, Leon must navigate this strange land, uncover its secrets, and prevent the dark fate that seems inevitable. Because if his future self has already walked this path… then how can he possibly change it? ULTIMATE SKILL RELOAD is an action-packed isekai adventure blending humor, mystery, and high-stakes battles, where past and future collide in an epic struggle for fate itself. Hey stay tuned guys.... I upload on an average of 3 chapters a week....and 4-6 chapters on good weeks..... I would love your contribution to supporting my novel guys and I will continue in advance to produce intriguing chapters for you all.....
Chiagoziem_Okelom · 18.2K Views

Afro Isekai: Scorned Daughter now Dual World Empress

[AFRO ISEKAI] [ACTION] [SYSTEM] [DUAL WORLD] [CROSSOVER CHAOS] [FL] Alright, let's talk about Layla. Imagine being the "scorned daughter" in a conservative African village, basically a human punching bag for everyone's rules and expectations. One bad day (and one very satisfying shove of dear old Baba), she gets zapped by a cosmic ray and wakes up in a whole new world. Classic Isekai, right? Except, this isn't your grandma's fantasy land. This joint is packed with purple trees, hungry horned wolves, and goblins who think you're lunch. Good thing Layla's got a sassy AI System and a wallet full of Isekai Coins. You wanna shoot fire? Cool. Layla's got a Glock (and an AK-47, and some tactical thermal goggles for extra spice). Yeah, while everyone else is swinging swords, she's reloading magazines and making bad guys glow like a Christmas tree. She's not just surviving; she's thriving, unlocking wild Soul Marks, turning her from village outcast into a certified force of nature. But here's where it gets really wild: just when you think this is a one-way trip, those creepy denizens of the Isekai world? Yeah, they're roaming about on Earth now! Imagine the chaos: the FBI tries to catch Layla once, she just uses an invisibility spell (don't ask, she learned it). Get ready for explosive action, mind-bending crossovers (magic in our world, tech in theirs!), and a protagonist who went from "scorned" to "scorn-you-all-into-oblivion." Layla's journey to become a Dual World Empress isn't pretty, but it's one hell of a ride. Prepare for the ultimate Afro Isekai adventure – where traditional meets tactical, and two worlds collide in the most epic way possible!
WeAreMuse · 8.5K Views

Reincarnated As A Mosquito

Get ready to swat away tears of laughter and brace yourself for the most buzzworthy adventure of the century! Meet Ben Franklin, the world's foremost expert in attracting bad luck and the unlikeliest hero you'll ever encounter. From stumbling over his own shoelaces to triggering fire alarms with a single glance, Ben's life is a never-ending comedy of errors. And if you thought his luck would change in the afterlife, think again! Even the god of opportunity couldn't resist the magnetic pull of Ben's bad luck charms. Just as Ben was about to embark on a new adventure in the great beyond, fate took a hilarious twist. A glitch in the universe turned him into a mutant mosquito, reincarnated along with the very reincarnation system itself! Now that's what you call a bug in the matrix! The absence of a reincarnation system in the universe has resulted in a cosmic crisis. With dead souls wandering aimlessly and lifeless babies popping out like deflated balloons, it's up to our unlikely hero to solve the mystery and save the day! Now armed with six legs, buzzing wings, and an insatiable thirst for adventure (and, let's not forget, blood), the legend of Ben Franklin, the most unlikely hero in the insect kingdom, began. With his quirky sense of humour and insatiable thirst for justice, he embarked on a hilarious and unconventional quest to save the universe, leaving behind a trail of itchy mosquito bites and bacterial infections in his wake.
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