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A once-opportunistic boy is reborn into a world of his dreams, equipped with a strong system. And he can do anything he ever dreams of. Beautiful woman? Yes S*x? Yes Yuri? NO NTR? NO So come and enjoy the novel I write for fun. PS: This novel is fantasy and has nothing to do with the real world.

Lesia Jessie Josiah Michikiel Victoria Luwis .... After the abrupt start of a new world a story focusing on the travel of Lesia and her family starts When tragies of all kinds this group of people get awkaned as heros by the system. There purpose is remained unknown while weirder and weirder abilities arise.

Children are disappearing. Nobody knows where they are... On the surface of the continent, factions have begun making their move. The Order, is taking children from the outskirts of the Kingdom of Umbra, planning to end the long-standing Eastern-Caliphate War in one fell swoop. The ancient Bloodcoil Sect, worshippers of the Divine Snake, are plotting their return to the martial world. Noble families vying for power are tearing the Kingdom apart, to be the next ruling dynasty. Underneath the chaos, below the very earth. Trapped. A boy, kidnapped and starved, stands at the centre of it all. If only he hadn't been so curious... Left in the dark, Aziz is imprisoned in a hole in the ground. But he was not alone. A black-death, thought to be extinct, mysteriously appears in the pit, bent on devouring the little boy. Try as he might, fate cannot be denied as Aziz dies in agony. Only to rise again, suddenly able to see in the dark. Every death, Aziz comes back—stronger. He will endure a thousand deaths if that’s what it takes to break free and exact revenge on those who condemned him to this endless nightmare. Revenge is a common desire, but all desires blind even the wisest from the truth. Will Aziz fall into his own pit of rage and despair, or will the puppet rebel against its master? THREE CHAPTERS EVERY WEEK

what happens when Samantha who was finally moving on from the past but that past decides to meet and ruin her future? Is the Hoodie Guy apart of it all or is he also just a victim like Samantha?

I woke up in a strange world. The first thing I noticed? I wasn’t in my bed. I wasn’t even human anymore. No. Instead, I was... slithering on the ground, my body long and serpentine, glistening in the dim light of the cave around me. I felt the strange sensation of scales on my skin, each one sharp and slick. What, I'm a snake ????

She lives a simple life. His is as tangled as a piece of thread. She is full of joy and bliss. He is burning with hate and blood lust. But somehow, they need each other. And he would stop at nothing to make sure she is his. In a world of where you feel cold, you gotta stay gold. The pains of a past life and the bewilderment of the future, can these two souls become one? * * * * By the way, these book covers aren't mine. Just wanted to you all to know. Also, don't forget to like, share and maybe drop a few Power Stones. It might just make someone's day

This is a very long and strange tail... of mystery and wonder... Aboutva dog with a dream... In a monster populated island filled with different beasts there is one beast who rains supreme. This beast, a half man half dog named Spike Dogtooth has a dream and this is to leave his island home and explore the world. Then fight to become a Mob boss. A being with enough power rule the world! to do this he'll have to travel out of his home to the land of Capo Initiative. Find it's leader, one of the 4 Mob bosses and defeat him. Earning the title. He can't achieve this dream alone and he leaves his home, to assemble a gang of powerful criminals. But it won't be easy as he has to face many enemies along the way. The Order, the one and only worldwide police force, the other mob bosses determined to secure their titles and of course other gangs determined to achieve the same dream! Can Spike fulfill his dream? Will he find the gang members he needs? Will he die trying? Find out all this and more in...THE DOGTOOTH FAMILY! "Ah there you are! hehehe..." HEY WHAT ARE YOU?...HEY!!!NO DONT !! PLEASE! AAAAAAAHHH!!! " gulp* swallow* aaah , Now this shitty little story has a real narrator heheheHAAAAAAAA!!

In the city of Naha, Japan, a new generation of the Odjin family carries a dark legacy of violence and assassination. After the legendary patriarch, Ban Odjin, was executed 25 years ago, the surviving family clung to life, hidden in the shadows and protected by forbidden spells. But when Odjin emerges from the realms of darkness, the family becomes a nightmare threatening the very existence of humanity. They rise to be the world’s most dangerous family of assassins, and thus, the hunt begins.

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It is a story of a man wanting to take revenge for his wife's murder and will not stop until everything runs red.

An ordinary young man, Wang Chao, experiences a major shift in fate after encountering a mysterious woman named Tang Zichen. Guided by mentors, battle-hardened experience, and his own diligence and insights, he ascends step by step to the peak of Chinese martial arts. As the world descends into chaos and powerful figures emerge, an intense clash between martial arts and modern weaponry ensues. Which will prevail, and what allure lies at the peak of martial arts? What path awaits there? And who will claim the title of the world's greatest?

Tale of a family who rises up from rags to riches.A story of a father who against all the difficulties raises to protect and prospect the family. Mc is an Transmigrated person who happens to have unlocked his cheat. Traveling to the fantasy world, when Leiter was in his forties, he finally became a little nobleman – the lord of Young Eagle Town. Only then did he discover that he also had golden fingers. Looking at the two options of [Text Simulation] and [Real Simulation], Leiter hesitated to choose [Real Simulation]. [Do you want to enable real simulation? Every simulated day consumes 5 destiny points. 】 “yes” … [The real simulation is over, please choose an attribute you want to keep. 】 【1. Constitution】 【2. Dou Qi】 【3. Mental power】 Fantasy simulation, lord farming, family growth, more exciting, please watch!

Follow Li Bao as he builds the strongest cultivation family! Of course with a system! ------ Action? Yes OP? Yes, not immediately Lemons? Yes Harem? Yes, but he isn't catching Pokémons

In the mystical land of Vichitra Lok, where extraordinary powers intertwine with nature, a young and humble boy named Shivansh lives with his mother in the Green Kingdom. Though weaker than others his age, Shivansh is devoted to his mother, his only family. But his life shatters when his mother tragically dies in a mysterious fire. In her final moments, she reveals to Shivansh that her death was no accident—it was murder. With her last words, Shivansh learns of his hidden lineage and a legacy that could empower him to seek justice. Driven by love and a newfound sense of purpose, he embarks on a transformative journey, hoping to overcome his limitations and become a warrior capable of avenging his mother’s death. Will Shivansh unlock his potential, rise to the challenge, and embrace his destiny? Follow his journey in Divya Naag Garuda Yodha.

Kenshi Yamano was the only human who didn’t receive a skill from the gods, for what reason he didn’t know but one day he picked up an albino snake and little did he know this was the Goddess of snakes,the end,and poison. Baem Hananim never granted a skill to a human and was eventually labeled as a danger to the other gods so they attempted to kill her. This led to her escaping and meeting Kenshi who had saved her. How will the story play out? read to find out

I woke up in this world with a System and a sword. Without hesitation, I chose to complete the princess’ quest with my weapons: Arrogance. Cunning. Pride. I will lead guild Sol Invictus. Denizens of the 7 hells, respect me. Servants of the 11 heavens, know fear. Guild Invictus, know the suffering of training so you can wrest victory from the jaws of those who dare doubt you. This is a story about a snake named Tycondrius waking up in a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. There is action, violence, unapologetic murder, and arrogant displays of power. There is an emphasis on combat growth as well as psychological growth on more than a few members of Guild Invictus. There is camaraderie and also the inevitable comedic dialogue amongst manly men. There are even elements of romance and Tycon running away from terrifying, powerful women. (Did you know most female snakes eat their partners after mating?) Give this book a read. I hope some of these stories can inspire you to fight your battles with analytical intelligence, heroic courage, and ruthless lethality. Work is completed as of 9May2024. There's also a few side-stories written in Chapter 1151! The Author is working on a new story called 'I Wish You Were Never Reborn.' After four or so years of writing, my skills have much improved. Highly recommend. Here is my discord: https://discord.gg/NNbAj7N Constructive criticism and corrections welcome. Other Authors extra-welcome. You can find a list of characters at https://snek.fandom.com/wiki/Character_List Cover image credit: Johnabrash at Fiverr

Heroes serve and protect our society "Weirdo guy" alongside his sidekick "Captain Cash" are just among the many others who will face the hardships and sacrifices of being a hero, as danger strikes and other chaos arise, these two would have to think and come up with strategies in order to face these impending dangers.

When the old family reveals itself to take back what is theirs, the world will tremble. War will be the only outcome, the world order will change, and humanity will either prosper or remain enslaved. This is the story of the last heir of kings

Chu Yuxuan Chu Yuxuan is one of the main characters in the novel and is the illegitimate son of Chu Zhiqing. Although he appears to be a charming and flamboyant young man from a wealthy family, his life is actually filled with complex inner struggles and hidden motives. He is tall and handsome, but his personality is rebellious, holding a defiant attitude towards family arrangements and societal rules. His lifestyle is extravagant, and his behavior often seems frivolous and unconstrained, but beneath the surface, he harbors unspoken issues and schemes. Chu Zhiqing Chu Zhiqing is Chu Yuxuan’s father and the head of the Chu family. He is a typical business tycoon, presenting a refined exterior but possessing a shrewd and strategic mind. Chu Zhiqing has deep paternal affection for Chu Yuxuan but also harbors complex expectations and pressures. Despite his occasionally indulgent attitude towards Chu Yuxuan, his acumen in managing the family business and personal charm are impeccable. His outward demeanor and actions mask the complexity of his inner world and his true expectations for Chu Yuxuan. Zhao Yanan Zhao Yanan is Chu Yuxuan’s wife. Although their marriage is primarily for commercial purposes, her role is significant in the story. Zhao Yanan is known for her calm demeanor and noble presence, often appearing distant and aloof. Her attitude towards Chu Yuxuan is complex; she seeks to gain benefits from the marriage but is simultaneously repelled by his behavior. Zhao Yanan’s intelligence and decisiveness make her adept at handling the challenges posed by Chu Yuxuan. Wang Long Wang Long is a renowned director in the industry, famous for his eccentric appearance and bold personality. His direct manner of speaking often involves provocation and sarcasm. Despite his prominent status in the entertainment circle, Wang Long’s private life is filled with alcohol and indiscreet behavior. His relationship with Chu Yuxuan is intricate; he is both a collaborator and a potential rival. Wang Long’s character adds dramatic and entertaining elements to the novel. Xia Zhu Xia Zhu is a top actress in the entertainment industry, recognized and adored for her exceptional looks and outstanding acting skills. She is tall and elegant, with a high level of charm and attractiveness. Having spent years striving in the entertainment industry, Xia Zhu has faced numerous hardships and challenges, but she has consistently maintained strong professionalism and personal charm. Despite her considerable success in her career, Xia Zhu’s personal life is often a media focal point. Her independent and resilient personality, along with her rational and calm attitude towards relationships and marriage, further define her character. Her complex relationship with Chu Yuxuan, marked by past intimacy and current tension, adds depth and intrigue to the narrative. Xia Zhu is not only a crucial component of Chu Yuxuan’s emotional conflicts but also a key figure in the overall story, bringing significant drama and layers to the plot.

Lin Lanyu is done. He not only hasn't got his wish of eternal rest, but was put in a body with this disagreeable system that seems to contradict him at every turn. Well, it doesn't matter he just wants an easy life where he can relax all day long. That life looks like it is within reach nothing should happen, right? I'm not really sure how to write a blurb without giving spoilers or writing part of the first chapter. Also, this is my first novel so please don't come at me about any writing errors or short chapters. Another thing the romance part won't come in for a little while because I want the MC to get used to a cultivation world first. Also because plot armor. Thank you! Title may change. Cover is a placeholder. Also a few small things, Chinese is not a language that I speak well(I can speak a little but not a lot), I am terrible at english so please forgive me. Edit: I want to restart working on this after 3 years, but I don't know if I still have the notes for it so I will write a few more chapters and see if I can reignite the spark.