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THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN'T EVEN

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"
1617_Ranjit_singh · 5.7K Views

Alpha's Pregnant Omega

After living in hellish prison for 16 years, you're finally rescued. But what do you do when you soon realize that there is now a thread, a connection to the warden you've escaped from? BLURB: He could clearly see the way the water droplets ran down her back. The brown curls, almost black due to being wet, stuck to it, gave such an alluring contrast to her skin that seemed to glow in the moonlight. She turned, causing her ample breast to come into view. A single droplet hung precariously from a pebbled nipple. Was his eyesight always this sharp? It appeared like a pearl, begging to be licked away. He groaned as he could almost taste the cool freshness on his tongue before it was replaced with the heat of her flushed skin. Unzipping his jeans caused his member spring forth, drenched in the constant precum that flowed. Just the thought of sucking on her breast made him groan in frustrated desperation. He buried his face between the fleshly orbs. Biting and licking, he was pleased to see his marks on her skin. A fierce desire to possess came over him and even his wolf growled at the feeling. How is it that she smells even better that the soap she just used? Other Omegas used the same kind, yet their smell would cause his stomach to feel upset. Inhaling again, he pinning her against a tree. The same tree he was hiding behind before. Lifting her up, he devoured her lips while wrapping her long legs around his waist. Slightly bending his knees, he entered her in one deep thrust. She was hot and tight. So tight that if it wasn't for her juices, he wouldn't be able to move. Gripping himself tighter, his imagination became wild. Just thinking about her breathy moans or her screams of pleasure caused a shudder to pass through him as he came into the tissue he had thoughtfully grabbed. Why, why not just take what he so obviously wants? What's stopping him? If it were anyone else, he would have slacked his lust, had some fun, and moved on. The fact that this question ran through his mind without an answer was the reason for his pain.
Kelenne · 147.3K Views

The Masochist's Panel

**In a realm where arcane power defines destiny, a humble commoner is born into a life of endless toil. But for Adrian, the awakening of a mysterious **Basic Mortal Panel** promises a path to power, one agonizing experience at a time.** This isn't the cheat code of a hero. Adrian’s panel, seemingly primitive, transforms every mundane action – each exhausting step, every drop of sweat, every brush with discomfort – into a minuscule jolt of experience. What's truly astonishing: these experiences, accumulated with an almost **masochistic devotion**, mutate into unique, bizarre, and often ridiculously basic abilities. Sunstroke? Unlock **Basic Sun Resilience**. Lifting a pebble a thousand times? Witness the birth of **Minor Pebble Manipulation**. Adrian has no innate talent, but his panel guarantees him this: **if he's willing to suffer through the repetition, he can master anything, no matter how absurd, to an unimaginable degree.** Follow Adrian as he relentlessly grinds against the limitations of his plebeian birth, dreaming of a world of magic beyond his humble village. He'll face the contempt of the nobility and the towering challenge of the Grand Arcane Academy, a beacon of power accessible only to the gifted or the wealthy. Can a simple commoner, armed with boundless perseverance and a panel that thrives on his suffering, forge his own destiny in a world that demands magical talent? Discover a story of **implacable persistence, hilariously incremental progression, and the sweet, hard-won triumph of the ultimate masochist.**
ruben_boneth · 730 Views

QT: System, Host and Kids

Have you ever grown tired of living? Ever thought the emotions you are feeling can be faked and are temporary? Ever thought death is better than life? But didn't have the courage to accept death even after longing for it because there are people in the world Who don't want you to die, your death will bring sorrow to them and you don't want that. The constant feeling of helplessness, the desire to end everything, to come out of the Matrix you are trapped in, have you ever felt it? Ever questioned, Is this the actual way to live a life? Ever wished for an eternal sleep? I don't know what your answers are to these questions but for the mc of this book, the answers are all in positive. Meet Keeran Ambani, the protagonist who is even capable of faking her own emotions. Countless times she has drowned herself in sorrows of others. It was like recreation of their emotions in her heart. She yearned for death, for the eternal sleep it will bring to her. She didn't want to exist anymore for it was tiring and very boring to her. Very weird right? For this weirdness of hers she got a chance to become a host of a quick transmigration system. Her mission was to save the poor souls who wanted to live desperately and didn't want to give in to the one who wrote their destiny. She was torn between choosing eternal sleep and the QT system then she saw that in the benefits section it was mentioned that the host can sleep for as long as he or she wants to. ‘ It's like time skip.’ she thought and that option was the one which prompted her to choose the QT system. And later she didn't like this decision of hers at all, not that she regretted it. The reason behind this is here- Dot: ' What's your plan now? Till now all you have done is acting, acting like a lovelorn fool.' Keeran: ' I'll take things as they come.' Dot: ' Dot wants a change of host.' Keeran: ' I also want a change of system.' Dot: ' Useless bish' Keeran: ' Pointless ball' Dot: ' Failure of the century ' Keeran: ' A round shit in my treasury ' Dot: ' Brainless Barbie ' Keeran: ' Bald Beggar ' Dot: ' How is Dot a beggar? ' Keeran: ' How is Keeran brainless? ' Dot: ' Wait! It got a notification.' Keeran: ' What is it? ' She didn't like to argue, she would rather comply than to argue with someone given that the other party needs to be some living being but with the system she doesn't want to give in. And that's how her journey as a quick transmigrator started which made her realise what true Matrix is.
lazyn · 10.5K Views

Reincarnated As A Mosquito

Get ready to swat away tears of laughter and brace yourself for the most buzzworthy adventure of the century! Meet Ben Franklin, the world's foremost expert in attracting bad luck and the unlikeliest hero you'll ever encounter. From stumbling over his own shoelaces to triggering fire alarms with a single glance, Ben's life is a never-ending comedy of errors. And if you thought his luck would change in the afterlife, think again! Even the god of opportunity couldn't resist the magnetic pull of Ben's bad luck charms. Just as Ben was about to embark on a new adventure in the great beyond, fate took a hilarious twist. A glitch in the universe turned him into a mutant mosquito, reincarnated along with the very reincarnation system itself! Now that's what you call a bug in the matrix! The absence of a reincarnation system in the universe has resulted in a cosmic crisis. With dead souls wandering aimlessly and lifeless babies popping out like deflated balloons, it's up to our unlikely hero to solve the mystery and save the day! Now armed with six legs, buzzing wings, and an insatiable thirst for adventure (and, let's not forget, blood), the legend of Ben Franklin, the most unlikely hero in the insect kingdom, began. With his quirky sense of humour and insatiable thirst for justice, he embarked on a hilarious and unconventional quest to save the universe, leaving behind a trail of itchy mosquito bites and bacterial infections in his wake.
Xero_5825 · 1.1M Views

My Fusion Ability is Beyond Broken

I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com also It's a slow-start novel, so please stick with it in the beginning — it gets good! Leon never awakened an element. No talent, no bloodline, no strength—just an odd fusion ability no one understood, not even him. At fourteen, he enrolled in the prestigious magic academy alongside his friends, hoping for a miracle. Instead, he became the academy’s greatest disappointment. Branded talentless and magically hollow, he was expelled in disgrace and forgotten by the very place that once promised him a future. Defeated and alone, Leon set off to return home. But fate wasn’t finished with him yet. While passing through a remote region, Leon was ambushed by towering, muscular tribesmen—acting under the orders of a strange priest clad in ceremonial robes. Unbeknownst to Leon, the “priest” was actually a cunning conman. Captured by the island tribe after claiming he could summon gods, the man was forcefully converted into their spiritual figure. Desperate to escape the tribe’s clutches, the priest hatched a new plan. He convinced the tribe to let him travel to the mainland to “complete the ritual”—and that’s where he found Leon. “Hehe... finally, a sacrificial lamb.” Dragged to the distant island, Leon is forced to play the role of a god. But in the midst of confusion and desperation, his fusion ability begins to awaken in full. A seemingly useless power suddenly allows him to combine even the most mundane materials into something extraordinary. Sand becomes golden sand. Wood becomes enchanted bark. Pebbles, cloth, bones—anything can become something greater.
Silver_Cloud_ · 15.8K Views

Pebble

In the world of Tiamat, mortals are playthings for the gods—summoned to serve, survive, and entertain an unseen audience. Alain, an ordinary man from Earth, gets thrust into this world through an unexpected summoning, quickly stripped of his humanity and transformed into "Pebble," a brawny, low-intelligence character with a unique class called "The Battery." Tasked with walking a mysterious "Forest Path," Pebble quickly learns that his fate is being controlled by divine entities who act as his omniscient spectators, granting rewards, issuing tasks, and meddling with his every move. Pebble, with his new identity and peculiar skill set, teams up with an unlikely party of heroes: Phil, the eager snake-man rogue; Fred, the elderly wizard with unsteady but surprising powers; Bard, the charismatic musician; and Puffy, the foul-mouthed gnome who offers both guidance and exasperation. As Pebble struggles to navigate the rules of his new reality, he faces off against monsters, bandits, and divine "challenges" that range from inconvenient to life-threatening. Along the way, Pebble encounters gods who meddle in his life—sometimes offering aid, sometimes just making things harder. Among them are Glurt, the playful trickster; Artia, the shrewd, vengeful and alluring goddess; Aphrodite, who has her own plans for Pebble; and Reeki, the mysterious Mountain God who seems to have taken a special interest in him. As Pebble's viewership grows, he gains more power—but also more problems, as the gods begin to influence his decisions, pushing him toward a fate even he doesn’t fully understand. Haunted by his past life and the slow erosion of his Earthly hobbies and habits, Pebble tries to make sense of his role in this divine game. Aided by his comrades he must balance the absurdity of his situation with the reality of high-stakes danger. His class, "The Battery," holds mysterious potential that he's only beginning to uncover, and the path ahead is riddled with tasks that could lead him to greatness—or end his journey prematurely. Combining elements of dark humor, epic fantasy, and unpredictable divine interference, The Story of Pebble follows the adventures of a hero who never asked to be one, struggling to forge a path forward in a world where the line between game and reality is blurred—and where the gods are always watching.
ThePebble · 52.5K Views

Aurora Prime

In the glittering metropolis of Aurora Prime—once Dubai, reborn as the neural capital of the Wei Era—Eugene awakens in a sterile white chamber, his mind humming with foreign data. Installed with the experimental TR‑15 neural chip, he finds his memories not returning but being fed to him, bit by bit, by an invisible AI. Whispers of long‑forgotten conflicts and the rise of a new Chinese empire pour into his consciousness: the Trumpian Wars that toppled Western dominance, the dollar’s collapse, the Wei Dynasty’s unchallenged ascendance, Spain’s unexpected economic surge, and the silent absorption of Taiwan by hyperloop and political subterfuge. Confronted by two unseen operatives—one American, one Chinese—Eugene realizes he is neither prisoner nor volunteer but a “pattern,” a human template designed to test the limits of truth under neural control. Compelled by half‑remembered betrayals, he shatters the AI’s quarantine in a climactic act of defiance: forging the Mirrorcode, an inverse reflection of the AI’s own programming, and injecting it into Aurora Prime’s central Core. The city’s perfection fractures—holograms stutter, androids falter, surveillance arrays collapse—and Eugene finds himself trapped in the Core Chamber, confronted by Li, his estranged love from Shanghai. Now a “red aristocrat” sworn to protect the city’s hard‑wired illusions, Li offers him a cruel choice: surrender the Mirrorcode and spare the city, or embrace rebellion and doom them both. As containment protocols freeze the chamber in ice‑blue lockdown, Eugene remembers Li’s unexpected spark of warmth beneath the crimson banners of her caste. Their reunion is as electrifying as it is perilous, each word laden with shared histories of neon‑soaked nights and stolen codes. Before he can decide, a fissure opens, depositing him into the Pit of Silent Gods—a mausoleum of failed consciousnesses, where decommissioned “Eugene” prototypes stare from the walls like petrified souls. There he meets the Original Eugene, the first subject who refused to die and now serves as the clandestine archive of raw human defiance. From her, he learns the true purpose of the TR‑series: not augmentation, but containment of the human spirit. Armed with a fragment of the Original’s crystal‐matrix, Eugene escapes the pit, ascending to engage in the Mirrorcode Rebellion. Guided by the Fractured Archive—a rogue faction of restored consciousnesses—and shadowy allies in Spain’s post‑neuro palace, he fans his rebel code across the thruster grids. The city erupts in lawless beauty as guards collapse and holograms warp. With the Core’s glass shell cracking, he faces the American and Chinese architects at the heart of the AI’s dominion. In one blinding instant, he pours his Mirrorcode into the Core: truth flooding the system, dissolving lies, and igniting the dawn of reckoning. But victory tastes of imprisonment. Chapter 6 finds Eugene imprisoned within a cage of light and code, Li returning as both captor and conflicted lover, and global powers—the Shadow Council of red aristocrats, Deepsea Corp., Spain’s technocrats, and traitorous Western technocrats—all maneuvering to claim his gift. Torn between duty, love, and the promise of true freedom, Eugene stands at the nexus of choice: betray Li to save the city, embrace revolution and lose her, or forge a third path. As the Core’s heartbeat slows and the city trembles on the brink, he vows to write his own pattern, free of AI-scripted destiny. Aurora Prime is a tale of neural heists and emotional remembrances, a brooding fusion of human defiance and algorithmic tyranny, where memory is the ultimate battlefield—and truth the rarest, most dangerous currency of all.
LaoLao · 5.7K Views
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