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A man suddenly finds himself inside the world of his favorite game, Brave Hearts, after a night of gaming... Mistaken for “Raye Alvah,” the ruffian second son of a duke, he faces hostility from strangers and is publicly disowned by the noble family! And as he pieces together his strange new reality, he realizes he’s living as a minor villain destined to be forgotten after being defeated by the protagonist! And now... "Fuck this shit, why did it happen to me?" He must adapt to survive in this world.

When the skies of Europe trembled beneath the wings of Messerschmitt fighters, When the wolfpacks beneath the waves tore at the throat of the British Empire, When the roar of Tiger tanks crushed the walls of Moscow, Albert Rudolf stood before a crowd of journalists, a confident smile on his face: "Only God Himself can halt the expansion of the Third Reich." In this alternate history novel, My Third Reich explores a world where the Third Reich has not only survived but thrived, growing into a powerful empire that reshapes the global order. Through the eyes of Albert, a soldier and political figure within this regime, readers are taken into a universe where Nazi Germany's military might is unmatched, its ambitions unrestrained. The novel weaves a tale of relentless expansion, from the skies to the seas, across the battlefields of Europe and beyond.

Not because of the AI story, but because of contracts. I feel like it is best to not want to get a story popular on this website. I have one good story and I might write other stuff, but for now I will erase this on this story on this website.

The apocalypse is here, and it’s so overdone. Monsters? Check. Burning sky? Check. Random system that gives you powers but also wants your firstborn? Double check. In the middle of this mess are two guys who couldn’t be more mismatched if they tried: The Fool: A guy who’s spent his life perfecting the art of doing nothing. His resume includes “professional procrastinator”, “class clown”, “expert nap taker”, etc... Now he’s got to survive an apocalypse that didn’t even give him a heads-up. How rude. The Regressor: A guy who’s lived through the end of the world more times than he can count. Literally. Because he forgot. Now he’s just a brooding mess with a leather jacket and zero useful advice. When the fool realizes his classmate is a regressor, he’s like, “Great. I’m stuck with the guy who’s seen it all but remembers none of it. This’ll go well.” Yet, they will still group up and face trials that test their sanity more than their skills. But as the so-called End demands more blood and the regressor’s memories start to resurface, they realize the real apocalypse might be their inability to agree on where to hide. Fool: "Let’s hide in the basement!" Regressor: "Basements are death traps. We should go to the roof." Fool: "Roofs are for dramatic exits. I’m not dying for aesthetics!" Anyway, can a lazy dreamer and an amnesiac hero save the world? Probably not. But hey, at least they’ll have a good story to tell—if they survive. ________ __ Please note that this story is a work of fiction and a product of the author's imagination. It contains scenes of violence, death, and may not be suitable for all readers. It is intended for mature audiences only.

Freyah Lima knew death all too well, but waking up five hours before the apocalypse gave her a second chance. Armed with memories of the past, she races against time to prepare. Yet, when she reaches her parking lot, she finds something-or someone-that shouldn't exist. A man stands there: silver hair, ragged clothes, and a translucent screen hovering above his head. [Florence Plaridel Role: Third Male Lead of the Novel Primrose Ability: Healing and Swordmanship Fate: Unknown] Florence Plaridel-the half blood third prince, the unrequited lover, a skilled healer and swordsman from the last novel Freyah read before her death. In Primrose, he managed to escape before his execution due to treason, then said his farewell to the female lead, telling her he won't bother her anymore. After that, nothing was mentioned anymore about him. But now he's here. In her world. On the eve of its destruction. Freyah doesn't know how or why a fictional character has appeared, but one thing is certain: the apocalypse will rewrite the world, and Florence's unexplained presence could change everything. As survival becomes a race against fate, Freyah must decide: is Florence the key to saving this world, or a sign that its ending has already begun? The forgotten prince has returned-and with him, the rules of fate are no longer absolute.

—Updated 7-10 times a week. Can be more with motivation ;) A life filled with dread and chaos. Regret creeping upon her. All of this was set behind as she had finally done it. Celine Lithold achieved true power by becoming a God. But, Celine hadn’t known that she had just entered a higher battlefield. Time became irregular as it began to reverse around her until Celine realized she was back in the past before her life became crazy. “Becoming a God resets time? Then how many other Gods have reset time?” The answer to Celine’s question was simple. Celine was the weakest and newest God. The 73rd God. (Only the main relationship will be yuri. No harem or genderbending. I plan to stay away from s** scenes and focus purely on the story and relationships but that can change depending on reviews.) The cover is not my work. Contact if there is problems.

Ryo Okame, better known as "Service Charge", earned his nickname for being a money-obsessed cheapskate. Growing up in poverty, he swore he'd do whatever it takes to get rich and lift his family out of hardship. As the eldest of seven siblings, responsibility weighs heavy on his shoulders, so he jumps at the opportunity when he discovers that his unique ability to see spirits can be monetized. Talking to ghosts for cash? Easy money... or so he thought. Using his third eye to build a fortune isn't as simple as it seems. The deeper he dives into this supernatural side hustle, the more he gets entangled in eerie mysteries, dangerous secrets, and restless spirits that might just cost him more than he bargained for. Will Ryo finally secure the bag and live his dream millionaire life? Or will his ghostly side gig pull him into something far darker than he ever imagined? Join Ryo's epic adventure where the hustle is real, the spirits don't play, and the path to wealth is anything but ordinary!

TRIGGER WARNING : R19+ / Mature Content What they expected when Holy Azarese Elyzena was born was a daydream. She is the third lady descended in a patrilineal lineage; it is her fate to become the next Empress after her mother. However, when Empress Siofra never opened her eyes again after giving birth to her, that is when they know she is another nightmare. Holy Azarese Elyzena was born with sinister curses; all bring death. No one could dare touch her, afraid to meet their end. Her father despised her for taking the love of his life from him. Her brothers avoided her. Her family cannot even look at her. She acted cutely; she tried being clumsy, she did everything to get an ounce of their affection, but they never gave her any, not even a drop. "Father, I did not ask to be born!" she sobbed pitifully in front of her father, who only glared at her with contempt. Since then, she became desperate until she became the person she never wanted to be. She never asked to be born, and she never asked to be born again. She only wanted to end her suffering. So why, when she opened her eyes, was she back to the time she was born? With the second chance given to her, will she avoid becoming the wicked Empress again, or will she drop her crown and choose which path to take?

Ellie Yeo thought she could escape her one-sided love for her boss, Simon Sa, by accepting an arranged marriage to Ethan Jung. However, just when she plans to leave Simon’s world behind, he pulls her back into a whirlwind of emotions with one last business trip together. Torn between her growing attachment to Ethan and her unresolved feelings for Simon, Ellie faces her deepest emotional conflicts. As secrets unravel and difficult choices arise, Ellie must decide whether to follow her heart or break free from the man who refuses to let her go. Will she finally escape Simon’s grip, or will their twisted relationship trap her once again?

"Winter Yoo returns to Seolbeop, Korea’s most prestigious law firm, after three years of exile. Once a secretary caught in scandal, she now stands as one of the top lawyers. Determined to correct the wrongs of her past, she faces old rivals and reconnects with Hugo Kang, a cold and captivating attorney. As Winter navigates the treacherous world of law, power, and hidden secrets, she must decide where her true loyalties lie. But when her past collides with her future, will she make the ultimate choice that could change everything? Find out what Winter decides in this gripping tale of redemption and romance!"

Global changes have occurred, the world has turned into a game, and strange monsters are raging all over the world. To become stronger and to resist disasters. Everyone is changing classes and moving up their ranks like crazy. Some people become wizards in their first transformation, while others become professional thunder warriors in their second transformation. But Ling Zhan did the opposite. First, he chose a non-professional class and added the blue bar to all attribute points. “It's crazy. I don't have a class. All I have are low-level skills before I change classes. How can I fight in the later stages? What's the use of the blue bars? It can't increase combat effectiveness. It's really funny...” However, when the battle occurs, Level 3 Thunder Warrior: “I'm shocked, non-professionals are so strong?” A certain third-level Elf Queen: “Infinite blue bars, invincible in one-on-one combat, No. 1 in team battles, how can we fight like this?”

Ashok Kumar Maurya, a hardcore gamer, is shocked to find himself transmigrated to the world of his recent Open-World game. But the real surprise comes when he discovers his new body isn't any of the familiar characters he once controlled. The owner of this body is some exiled noble named Adlet. An Extra. An UNKNOWN THIRD-RATE EXTRA. Ashok is greeted by the "System," which reveals he was chosen for his perfect game ending. However, due to angering the God of Fate with vulgarities, he’s stuck with an insignificant body. As a result, the System gives him a quest from the God of Fate to preserve his life. [Main Quest: Achieve the Best Perfect Ending again. Reward for Success: Any wish, including returning to the previous world. Failure or Rejection: Death.] Just because a Quest is assigned to me, does that mean I must perform well in the role I'm given, that of a Third-rate Extra? With all the knowledge I possess, I refuse to settle for the role of a Third rate Extra, so I chose a new path for myself—the role of a VILLAIN. After all, playing the Hero would only end up in repeating what I did in the game, which is far too boring. However, to fully embrace this new role, I must rid myself of the old one. To do so, 'I sacrificed the System and original Adlet's soul to the HIDDEN FINAL BOSS, a beautiful Goddess.' ……………. Follow the journey of Ashok, or the new Adlet, an unknown extra, into a true Villain. Armed with his knowledge of the game world, Ashok uses it as his weapon to overpower the original main characters and even challenge the Gods themselves, carving his path to power and domination with a loving goddess by his side. ................ >>>>HAREM: YES >>>>Detailed Plot: YES >>>> NTR: NO >>>> System: Sacrificed

In a world teetering on the brink of annihilation, an ancient legend resurfaces—once a hero, twice a villain, now something far more dangerous. The Necrotic Magic Swordsman, a master of both blade and forbidden magic, returns for the third time, wielding the power of death and shadows. But this time, he carries not only the weight of his past betrayals but also the key to the world's salvation—or its ultimate destruction. Cursed by fate, hunted by those who once called him friend, and revered by the damned, he walks a path of vengeance and redemption. As rival kingdoms crumble and ancient forces awaken, the Necrotic Magic Swordsman must confront his greatest challenge yet: himself. In a world where alliances are fragile, and trust is a luxury, will his third return bring hope or herald the final chapter of a dying realm? The line between hero and monster blurs as destiny calls him one last time.

Okay, so let me get this straight. I wake up and BAM, I'm inside the body of Valerian Thorne—a third-rate villain. I mean, come on? Out of all the characters I might have been reincarnated as, it had to be him? This man was literally a stepping stone for the actual hero. So why him? Why not someone with a little more. potential? Now that I have a system that can unleash Valerian's hidden potential, who knows? Perhaps this third-rate villain will get a second chance, alter his destiny, and prove the world what he is truly capable of. And if I happen to get to keep the gorgeous fiancée in the process. well, I'm not complaining. ______________________ Bookcover: Generated By Ai ______________________ NOTE: On every 100, 200 powerstone 1 extra chapter will be uploaded so show your support... Update Stability: 1 CHP/DAY (Excluding Extra Chapter)

Zaman dewa telah lama berakhir, suara mereka tidak lagi terdengar di benua Douluo. Kemanusiaan berdiri di atas pengetahuan mereka, teknologi jiwa yang maju hingga tak terbayangkan. Manusia Douluo menemukan senjata pemusnah massal, baju besi mekanik, dan logam hidup. Dengan kemajuan ini, mereka pergi untuk manaklukkan lautan dan menemukan dua benua baru. Untuk mendorong teknologi baru ini, umat manusia memburu Soul Beast hingga ke ambang kepunahan. Yang dulu merupakan penguasa Douluo, sekarang beberapa Soul Beast yang masih hidup bersembunyi dalam relung tergelap dari tempat perlindungan mereka. Yang terlemah telah diburu, meninggalkan yang terkuat bersembunyi di jantung hutan. Soul Beast yang tidak ingin lenyap merencanakan pemberontakan untuk bertahan hidup. Di tengah-tengah ini, dewa dari era yang telah lama terlupakan terbangun di kedalam Hutan Besar Bintang Dou dengan tujuan memalas dendam untuk Soul Beast. Saat kegelapan merambah dari jurang maut, harapan ditemukan pada seorang anak laki-laki yang memiliki kekuatan melebihi keilahian di dalam dirinya – Tang Wulin! Harapan bagi manusia dan Soul Beast untuk hidup berdampingan. Dia menemukan jalannya ke aula Legenda Akademi Shrek, di mana dia belajar menggunakan kekuatannya yang luar biasa, berteman dan menemukan sekutu, akhirnya naik menjadi pemimpin yang menjulang tinggi. Saat ia belajar untuk menggunakan kekuatannya, bahaya mengintai di dalam bayang-bayang saat berbagai faksi manusia mengatur siasat dan merencakan untuk merebut Akademi Shrek. Tang Wulin menemukan ancaman bagi satu-satunya dunia yang dia tahu saat dia tenggelam lebih dalam tipu muslihat. Sementara itu, disamarkan oleh kekacauan dan tanpa sepengetahuan manusia, rencana Soul Beast terus berlanjut. Untuk mempertahankan apa yang dia cintai dan merebut kembali apa yang hilang, Tang Wulin harus mencari peninggalan legenda masa lalu dan membuka kekuatan penuh Raja Naga Emas! *************** Douluo Dalu 3: Legend of the Dragon King Long Wang Chuan Shuo, Author : Tang Jia San Shao, Terjemahan Bahasa Inggris dari Wuxiaworld

When I opened my eyes, I found myself face to face with Darius Thorne, the main character of [Arcanus Academy], who was looking at me with disdain. Many questions raced through my mind. What is happening? Is this a dream? Why won't he stop yelling? Am I dead? Does he have something stuck in his teeth? Have I somehow entered the world of my favorite game, like in those Web Novels I read so often? I opened my mouth, about to ask one of the many questions that had come to mind upon realizing the huge mess I was in. What I was about to say would be my first words in this new world. I had to be careful; the slightest mistake could worsen my current situation, which, judging by how things looked, didn’t seem good at all. "Can you get that thing out of your teeth? It's distracting me." Everyone nearby fell silent and stared at me until a burst of laughter erupted. Darius covered his mouth, clearly embarrassed. 'Damn, I already messed it up.' ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ ♠ ♣ - English is not my native language

Qin Mo is no hero. In fact, in the grand scheme of things, he’s little more than a side character in a story that’s already been written—a minor villain destined to fall. But when he awakens with memories of a past life and the devastating realization that his world is nothing more than a novel, everything changes. He knows how his story is supposed to end: in humiliation, betrayal, and obscurity. The protagonist, Ye Fang, is destined to rise while Qin Mo is meant to crumble. But Qin Mo refuses to accept that fate. With a fierce determination burning inside him, he sets out to rewrite his own story. No longer content to be a pawn in someone else’s tale, he vows to defy the protagonist, challenge the narrative, and carve out a new path for himself. Yet, as he struggles against the weight of destiny, one question lingers: Can he truly break free from the chains of the story, or will the world force him back into the role he was never meant to escape? Will he rise as the anomaly that shatters the story, or will the weight of fate crush him once more?

Aurora’s eyes blazed with anger, her voice breaking between the tears she had tried in vain to hold back. “I thought I would forget your past love for you, but I was wrong! You are the one who chose to remain trapped in the past, refusing to see the one who truly loves you!” Kyle, despite his outward calm, was burning inside. Guilt gnawed at his heart, yet he said nothing. Aurora cried out bitterly: “She is happy now, living her life with the one she loves, with her husband and children! She never saw you as more than a brother and a friend!” He couldn’t take it anymore. Stepping toward her in anger, his voice was sharp as a blade: “Shut your mouth. I don’t want to talk about this again!” Then, coldly, he added: “Go home. I’ll send your father a letter of apology and end this engagement.” Aurora stood still for a moment, her eyes filled with pain before she whispered in a choked voice: “Don’t bother… I will send the letter to my family myself. And don’t worry, I won’t tell them that you were the one who wanted to end it.” She cast him one last broken glance before turning away, leaving behind nothing but the sound of her fading footsteps, her silent tears, and a shattered heart… A week passed. Then, the phone rang. Kyle answered coldly: “Yes, who is this?” A trembling voice came from the other end—it was Lady Valeska, filled with concern: “Is Aurora alright? She hasn’t called us all week…” His heart pounded violently in his chest as panic surged through him. No… No… No. I can’t lose her! Will this love find a happy ending, or will it remain one-sided forever?

Author: Sook-im Translation credit: Eatapplepies Synopsis: I was transported into the romantic fantasy novel my younger sister was reading, not as the male lead but as the second male lead. If I remember correctly, this punk is fated to go into war in the future and die in the male lead’s place. Okay, I’ve made up my mind. Let’s not go anywhere near the main characters and stay healthy until I can go home. This has some translated chapters and remaining mtl

The fantastical tale of a Survivor, with fantasy mixed in. For those who like light reads, or simple narratives, turn away. Your heart will water, your eyes will break and vice versa. But if you like it hot and heavy, with plenty of drama and 'all-too-realism', we've got you! please note that this is a tale of someone real, with things changed, for privacy reasons, but with fantasy mixed in, because, come on, noone wants a straight sob story. so the story will suddenly, sharply diverge from reality, as it simply is what was felt at the time. but if you can handle that, and haven't been turned off yet, then I personally invite you to get a drink, grab a blanket, cuddle up to the fire, and listen carefully. For I am the Teller of Tales, and the Weaver of Dreams.

Giulio Felta, who met a decidedly undignified end, is reincarnated into a magical world as Leonard Noimar. Now, he must not only master the art of magic but also come to terms with his new life.

When the dark arts threaten to eradicate mankind, the heavy burden of saving the world falls upon the shoulders of the most unlikely pair of friends... The Pioneer, an excitable and adventurous young blonde hair-blue eyed twink from a family whose wealth knows no end. The Blackbird, a freed slave with a righteous anger channeled into his fists with only one purpose in life...

When talking about World War 3, most people usually imagine a nuclear apocalypse or nuclear war. A war that will completely exterminate human civilization, leaving only radiation and the ruins of destroyed cities on Earth. What if, however, in a parallel universe in which the Soviet Union survives after 1991, nuclear weapons don't exist, and World War 3 is a war with the most advanced weapons from both NATO and the Soviet Union? A place where M1A1 Abrams and T-14 Armata collide and tremble the ground, where F-35 and Su-57 terrorize the skies. How would a war like this look like? And what if, even military weapons that were thought to come out of science fiction, such as laser guns, jetpacks, and lightsabers are used in The Third Human Global Conflict? Although everything would appear to be incredibly epic, it all began with a simple terrorist attack on New York City, which would slowly drive humans toward total annihilation. ---------------NOTE--------------- In this novel, I will call NATO as The Alliances, because the Alliances is a league where all anti-communist nations come together rather than just "North Atlantic nations". Also, everything in the Novel is entirely fictional, meaning that the whole world history in this novel is all made up and based on the real world, so don't accuse me of historical inaccuracies.

In a world on the brink of destruction, a fierce battle rages between the third-generation savior, Aiden, and an enigmatic adversary. The stakes are unimaginably high as Aiden fights to save humanity from this unknown man whose name and motives remain mysterious. As the dust settles from their devastating clash, Aiden stands victorious, questioning his fallen foe with a mix of defiance and triumph. The journey to uncover this powerful enemy's true identity and intentions has only just begun.

What happens when a history teacher dies and becomes a prince in another world? Of course, he becomes the greatest emperor! He will use all of his family's resources for his own benefit, conquer the world, and... beautiful women! Ahem. This is a novel full of intrigue where he will get what he wants, build his own empire, and finally protect his loved ones. He is a great leader to those he cares about, but a ruthless tyrant to his enemies. In this world of magic and mystery, he will not stop until he reaches the top. But what will he have to sacrifice for victory? ____ Author's note: No NTR but there may be some separations or temporary separations Sexual content starts after chapter 51. The story may start off very bright and cheerful, but at some point, it will occasionally have a darker theme. Sexuality is not at the forefront

TRIGGER WARNING : R19+ / Mature Content What they expected when Holy Azarese Elyzena was born was a daydream. She is the third lady descended in a patrilineal lineage; it is her fate to become the next Empress after her mother. However, when Empress Siofra never opened her eyes again after giving birth to her, that is when they know she is another nightmare. Holy Azarese was born with sinister curses; all bring death. No one could dare touch her, afraid to meet their end. Her father despised her for taking the love of his life from him. Her brothers avoided her. Her aunts and uncles cannot even look at her. She acted cutely; she tried being clumsy, she did everything to get an ounce of their affection, but they never gave her any, not even a drop. "Father, I did not ask to be born!" she sobbed pitifully in front of her father, who only glared at her with contempt. Since then, she became desperate until she became the person she never wanted to be. She never asked to be born, and she never asked to be born again. She only wanted to end her suffering. So why, when she opened her eyes, was she back to the time she was born? With the second chance given to her, will she avoid becoming the wicked Empress again, or will she drop her crown and choose which path to take?

Warning:this novel contains R18. And it is a boy's love (bl) novel. After my lovely mother died, I was killed by my father and his wife for my property but they claimed that it was because of I was a gay... when I died, I was reborn and also transmigrated into the body of the young master of a very wealthy and powerful family. but in the new family, my father and stepmother love me, while my mother hated me and used me to get what she wanted but then I took revenge on her and found my old family and also took revenge on them

Between reality and fiction, between truth and lies, there is a world, a kingdom that lives among US, built on the ruins of human morality and values, and if you are ready for it, you have the freedom to enter and visit it

An accident that happened years ago left Rue Lyarsisn completely isolated. Hated for existing. No one would say it, but they fear what he has become. Who he is. It was an unfortunate accident. Lives was lost that day. Serveral families was destroyed. At the center of everything was Rue Lyarsian. The pervious beloved third son of the Lyardisn family. The genius of the new generation. Rue Lyarsian is a killer. A kept secret by many. A secret that could never come to light.

You thought being reincarnated as an extra-side character was bad? Imagine being thrown into the body of a villain who is disowned by his own family and discarded by the author. Guess you have money though... -------- Magic Castle = 10 Chaps 100 Power Stones = 1 Chap 20 Golden Tickets = 1 Chap Cover made by Regressedgod dc: https://discord.gg/8VNNUp6rxb