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Banana Fish Manga Eng

My Wife Won't Leave Me, Please Send Help!

[You've Successfully Entered Groupchat For The Troubled!] Salted_Mackerel43 [For the first time in my career, I seem to be having trouble with my target. My wife, 24 (M) wouldn't leave, we've been married for 8 months now and my taunts have always worked on him, but now he doesn't even blink an eye. At this rate, my perfect record will turn into ashes. Please send help!] | |NotAMonsterFucker [Have you tried using violence?] | |Salted_Mackerel43 [Thank you for the advice! I did try to duel him one time, but even with a damaged leg he still managed to send me flying with a sword. After that, he tended to my wounds and he's even teaching me how to properly fight with a sword now.] | |I'llSueEverything [Reminds me of that time I got scammed by a game and was forced to work for the Intergalactic System.] | |Vigilante_Husband [I don't see a connection.] | |I'llSueEverything [Squint harder.] | |GalacticWeirdo0×0 [@everyone welcome the new member!!!] | |I'llSueEverything [I already did.] | |GalacticWeirdo0×0 [@SHfbejdidhejksidhdjs12 @Vigilante_Husband @What_Is_Love? give @Salted_Mackerel43 some advice!] | |Vigilante_Husband [Just love your wife, I'm sure it'll all work out.] | |What_Is_Love [I asked my coworkers, one said you should make your wife jealous while the other said you should kiss him stupid..?] | |SHfbejdidhejksidhdjs12 [...those aren't advice...] | |NotAMonsterFucker[Just use violence! VIOLENCE, LISTEN TO ME @Salted_Mackarel43] | |SHfbejdidhejksidhdjs12 [Give some proper–] | ||I'llSueEverything [Shut you—] | |What_Is_Love? [she als–] | | |Vigilante_Husband [I'm putting all of you in timeout.] Cheng Jin watched as the chatroom errupted into chaos. In the end, he couldn't ask any decent advice. "You told me that this was the no.1 chatroom in the mainstream. Why is it only 4 people?" [Correction. 5, you're also a part of it now.] Before Cheng Jin could complain, the door to his room opened and he quickly scrambled to get back on his bed. "I've brought breakfast." Ying Yu entered with a tray of food, seeing this, Cheng Jin's soul almost left his body. Seeing Cheng Jin's odd expression, Ying Yu carefully placed the tray down before striding to the other's side. With his left hand, he grasped Cheng Jin's shoulder, before the other could protest, Ying Yu was already pressing his face closer, their foreheads touching. After a beat, Ying Yu slowly retreated, his eyes never leaving Cheng Jin. "You don't have a fever, but why are you red?" Honestly, Cheng Jin doesn't know. What he does know though, that he preferably wants to be burried 8 feet below the ground right now. 'PLEASE SEND HELP!'
Crazy_Fish · 77 Views

Matchmaking Agency: Operation Love!!!

Jing Yun looked at the scene before him. The prince who was supposed to fall in love with the sleeping princess was making love eyes at the frog. "Fuck." Yu Xian cursed—out of the three of them, she was always the quickest to think, so it wasn't a suprise that she was the first to realize how badly they messed up. He could already see her scrambling towards Gu Feng, probably to choke the other, but Jing Yun was still processing everything so he's not in the right state to stop her. After a couple of minutes, he could hear a cry coming from the corner, though he barely managed to register it, too focused on the sight of the prince currently making out with the frog. "YOU BASTARD! YOU GAVE HIM THE WRONG POTION!!!" . . . The Matchmaking Agency, an organization with the sole purpose of tying the heart's of people, and making the love blossom, despite this, the agency and it's workers does everything, well...except for that purpose. "We set off a bomb, pissed off a god, messed with an Empire and now we're inside a monster's mouth...are you sure this has anything to do with love?" Jing Yun asked as he looked at his fellow workmates—the three of them were currently floating on a green liquid, probably the monster's saliva. "Love is complicated." "We're going to die! STOP TALKING AND DO SOMETHING!!!" Jing Yun contemplated on Yu Xian's wistful answer and then to Gu Feng's life and death scream. With a nod, Jing Yun concluded: Love is really complicated. "Stop with that bullshit, we're being eaten alive for fuck's sake!" Truly complicated.
Crazy_Fish · 531 Views

Fanservice Paradox of KALEIDO

အရည်အချင်းရှိသော်ငြား သိပ်မကျော်ကြားလှသည့် Kaleido ဟုခေါ်သော boy band တစ်ခုမှာလေဆိပ်၌ ရိုက်ကူးထားမိသော video ကြောင့် အမှတ်မထင် နာမည်ကြီးသွားရသည်။ video ထဲတွင် အငယ်ဆုံးတစ်ဖြစ်လည်း အထက်ပုဂ္ဂိုလ်အဆန်ဆုံးဖြစ်သည့် ဖေထင်းစုန့်မှာ ဖန်းကျွယ်ရှကောကောအား နံရံ၌တွန်းကပ်လျက် သူ၏မျက်နှာကို လက်မှတ်ဖြင့် ခပ်ဖွဖွပုတ်နေလေ၏။ ဖန်းကျွယ်ရှဟာ လက်မှတ်အား ပါးစပ်နှင့်ကိုက်ယူလိုက်ပြီး သူ၏အဝတ်အစားများကိုသပ်သပ်ရပ်ရပ် ပြန်ဖြန့်လိုက်လေသည်။ အနှီ အဖွဲ့အတွင်း 'အနိုင်ကျင့်ခြင်း'ဟူသည့် ဖြစ်ရပ်မှာ ပြင်းပြသော ကလူ၏သို့ မြှူ၏သို့လုပ်ခြင်း အဖြစ်ပြောင်းလဲသွားကာ ထင်းကျွယ် cp ဟူ၍ ဖြစ်လာလေတော့သည်။ အင်တာနက်အသုံးပြုသူများ : holy sh*t ဒါကအရမ်း gong ဆန်ချက်ပဲ၊ Kabedon° နဲ့ လှံစွပ်တိုက်ပွဲ°° ! (T/N : °° = ယောက်ျားလေးများကြား ချစ်ကြည်နူး တစ်တီတူး အပြုအမူများအတွက် internet ဗန်းစကား) ဤသို့ဖြင့် ခန္ဓာကိုယ် ရောင်းစားသည်ဟု ကောလာဟလများထွက်နေသော စွန့်ပစ်ခံဝှက်ဖဲလေးနှင့် ခိုင်မာသည့်ကျောထောက်နောက်ခံရှိသူ အကျော်ဇေယျ လူချမ်းသာ အဖွဲ့ဝင်လေးတို့နှစ်ဦးသားမှာ အတူတကွ ချည်နှောင်ခံလိုက်ရပါတော့သည်။ ၎င်းတို့နှစ်ဦးသားမှာ စပွဲဦးထွက်ပါပြီဆိုကတည်းက တစ်စက်သော်မျှ မတည့်ကြပေ။ သို့သော်လည်း ယခုအခါ ၎င်းတို့၏ အတုအယောင်ဆက်ဆံရေးအား ရောင်းစားဖို့တည်းဟူသော အဆုံးမဲ့လမ်းကြောင်းပေါ် တွန်းတင်ခံလိုက်ရချေ၏။ ဖေထင်းစုန့်ဟာ ဤနယ်ပယ်အတွင်း 'အစစ်အမှန်'ဖြစ်ခြင်းနှင့် ပတ်သက်၍ နာမည်ကြီးလေသည်၊ သူ၏သီချင်းစာသားများမှာ 'စစ်မှန်'လွန်းနေခြင်းကြောင့် လူအများပင် မကျေမနပ်ဖြစ်ခဲ့ရ၏။ သို့သော် သူနှင့် ဖန်းကျွယ်ရှတို့ဟာ fanservice လုပ်နေခြင်းသာဖြစ်သည်ဟူသော အကြောင်းကြောင့် သူ့ခမျာ မကြာခဏဆိုသလို စိတ်ဖိစီးနေရသည်။ CP fan : [ တစ်ခါမှ အတုအယောင်မဖြစ်ခဲ့ဖူးသူက အတုအယောင်ဆက်ဆံရေးကို ရောင်းနေပါတယ်ဗျို့] ဒဿနိကဗေဒကျောင်းသားများရယ် ဒီကျောင်းသား ဖေ ကို ဝိရောဓိဖြစ်စဉ်နဲ့ပတ်သက်ပြီး ရှင်းပြပေးလိုက်ပါဦး လူငယ်လေး ဖေ : ကောင်းပါပြီ၊ မင်းတို့နိုင်ပါတယ် ကျွယ်ရှ : ( ယုတ္တိရှိမည့် အကြောင်းအရာအား အသေအချာစဉ်းစားလျက်) တကယ်လို့ B မှန်ရင် A ကလည်းမှန်တယ် ၊ ဒါပေမယ့် A မှန်လို့ရှိရင် B ကလည်း မှန်သင့်တယ်...အဲ့ဒါကို ဝိရောဓိလို့ခေါ်တယ် လူငယ်လေး ဖေ : ဖန်းကျွယ်ရှ နှလုံးသားမရှိလိုက်တာ! __________ Title : Fanservice Paradox / 营业悖论 Author : Zhìchǔ / 稚楚 Eng Translate : Peach Pits translation Translated by : Yu Status : 109 chapters + 11 extras Update every Sunday on Wattpad It's just a fun translation. I give fully credit to the original author. I don't have any permission to translate this novel. Thank you.
ChuuYu_hua · 0 Views

Fish out of water [not BL]

“It’s Duke Raymond, oh my god he looks so handsome in white!!” a lady exclaimed. Just hearing this warning bell Eloise, peered to the right. A beautiful man dressed completely in white tux walked confidently into the ballroom. His black eyes wandered amongst the crowd, searching for a certain someone. {‘Why is he here!!’} Eloise bit her lips anxiously. {‘Either way, lets run before he catches me,’} she pulled up her fluffy ruffle skirt to her knees and ran like the wind. All of a sudden she felt her skirt being pulled from behind. “How audacious of you to pull a lady’s skirt,” she shouted and pulled without taking a glance back. “My, my, I think I stepped on a cockroach, what shall I do? Shall I roast it for tainting my shoes or should I chop its head off,” a hoarse voice jokingly said from behind. {‘Shit, I’m dead,’} she glanced back in slow motion. “This..... My lord, can you let go of my skirt,” she pointed to his foot that was firmly stepping on the bottom of her skirt. “Why not, I am just expressing my emotions to the lady who expressed ardent feeling to me in her letters,” he said with a smug smirk. The crowd gasped. “She wrote him a love letter!! That shameless wrench,” some lady shouted out loud. Hearing this, Eloise’s eyelid twitched, “sir... no, Lord, I think you misunderstood. I was only expressing my heartfelt gratitude with my ‘thank you’ letter,” she enunciated each word. The duke chuckled. “Oh is that so,” he strode closer having a tight grip on her skirt, “are the words bat-shit-bastard, ring a bell. I read it in your letter,” Eloise gritted her teeth, {‘so you plan to use my word against me, huh? We’ll see who wins,’} she stepped to his side, showing her back to the entire crowd. “MY LORD! Where are you touching me?!” Suddenly she shouted, gasping her bosom. “How audacious of you. I RESPECTED YOU SIR!! How could you do this,” she screamed and ran away while he was frozen in shock. The entire ball room was in disarray. “Lord Raymond is a pervert!!”
Lullabybao · 61.6K Views
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