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Jeanne baru berusia 18 tahun ketika ibu tiri dan saudara tiri perempuannya menjebaknya dan menyebabkan ia kehilangan segalanya. Dia diusir dari rumah oleh ayahnya karena mencoba melawan. 7 tahun kemudian, Jeanne kembali untuk membalaskan dendam dengan seorang anak misterius di sisinya—George. Orang-orang mengejeknya karena menjadi ibu tunggal dan menyebut anaknya anak tanpa ayah. "Siapa yang kau sebut anak tanpa ayah? Kau tidak akan menyukaiku saat aku marah," ancam George. "Tenang saja, George! Jangan merusak kesenangan! Aku belum puas," kata Jeanne karena dia ingin menikmati balas dendamnya, membuat anak laki-laki itu terdiam. Jeanne kemudian bertemu Master Keempat Swan yang terkenal di pesta amal. Pria dengan penampilan tampan dan sikap dingin itu memanggilnya ke sudut dan berkata, “Aku suka kamu.” Semua orang terkejut, termasuk Jeanne. “Aku seorang ibu tunggal dan aku punya anak. Apakah kamu yakin kamu menyukai saya?” katanya. "Sebenarnya... aku menyukai anakmu!" Semua orang terkejut ketika Master Keempat Swan menikahi Jeanne tetapi hanya dia yang licik mengetahui bahwa dia telah mendapatkan tidak hanya satu, tetapi dua pemain penting untuk permainan catur yang sedang dia mainkan.

Jeanne tinha apenas 18 anos quando sua madrasta e meia-irmã a incriminaram e fizeram com que ela perdesse tudo. Ela foi expulsa de casa pelo pai por tentar resistir. 7 anos depois, Jeanne voltou em busca de vingança com um filho misterioso ao seu lado - George. As pessoas zombavam dela por ser mãe solteira e chamavam o filho dela de criança sem pai. “Quem você está chamando de criança sem pai? Você não vai gostar de me ver bravo,” ameaçou George. “Abaixe o facho, George! Não estrague a diversão! Eu ainda não me diverti o suficiente,” disse Jeanne, querendo aproveitar sua vingança, deixando o menino sem palavras. Jeanne conheceu mais tarde o famoso Quarto Mestre Swan em um baile de caridade. O homem de boa aparência e temperamento frio a chamou para um canto e disse: “Eu gosto de você.” Todos ficaram chocados, inclusive Jeanne. “Eu sou mãe solteira e tenho um filho. Tem certeza de que gosta de mim?” ela disse. “Eu na verdade... gosto do seu filho!” Todos ficaram chocados quando o Quarto Mestre Swan casou-se com Jeanne, mas apenas ele, astuto, sabia que havia conseguido não apenas um, mas dois, importantes jogadores para esse jogo de xadrez que ele estava jogando.

Loneliness was all Don Walker had ever known—until he met Adrian. Charismatic, understanding, and fiercely loyal, Adrian quickly became the friend Don never thought he’d have. But Adrian isn’t like other friends. He doesn’t eat. He doesn’t sleep. And sometimes, he knows things no one else should. What begins as a perfect friendship soon turns sinister. Those who cross Don mysteriously disappear. Shadows move when no one is watching. And the whispers in the dark grow louder every night. As Don delves deeper into Adrian’s true nature, he discovers a horrifying secret: Adrian is not human, and their friendship comes at a price. With every connection Don forges, the world around him unravels, and the line between good and evil blurs. Can Don escape Adrian’s grasp, or will he lose his soul to the one friend who promised to stay by his side forever? In An Evil Friend, trust is a double-edged sword, and friendship may be the deadliest bond of all.

Lex had always been the unreligious one... well, not anymore. Come, let me tell you a little story. Long ago, before the era of booming technology, the title of deity or god was bestowed only on those who had managed to surpass the threshold of humanity, evolving into beings so powerful that only the term, Deity could classify them. However, this came at the price of a change. These deities wouldn't be held down by human wants, rather, they fed on the praise and prayers of humans, in return, granting the prayers of these humans. Fast Forward Thousands of years later, humanity's trust in these deities had diminished, with that, the deities fell in their numbers too, losing their abilities. But this wasn't a problem, the world was at peace...Or So They Thought. The hell hounds have suddenly attacked the kingdom of heaven -- the domain of the deities. The deities were losing the war very fast as the humans weren't refueling their power. Realising that the war was a lost cause, The Supreme Deity came down onto earth, with a grand revenge plan. He was going to find the most unreligious person on earth and curse him... What!? How can I be the most unreligious person on earth!!? If you were guessing that's Lex's voice, then you are absolutely correct. And That's how Lex carried it, the curse of a thousand deities... ..He was going to fight the war on their behalf, and he had to win. But do these deities really curse humans? ...Or was Lex simply the chosen one? Read The adventurous story to find out.

This story tells about the life of a child. This work tells about sometimes sad and sometimes funny colors of life. A boy named Attu lived in one of the villages near the border. One day a demon attacks the village where he lives. As a result, Attu loses his beloved mother who lives with him. As if he lacked so many things, the villagers drove him out of the village. thus begins the new life of our protagonist

*Awakening Is The Dawn Of A New Eternity. in the depths of my own consciousness, I have discovered the keys to unlock the mysteries of the cosmos.* Elian, a young and talented but struggling soccer player discovers a mysterious system that appears in his mind, claiming to be the "Awakening System." The system offers to help Elian become the greatest soccer player of all time, but at a cost. A terrifying one. As Elian uses the system's powers, he must navigate the consequences of relying on its abilities and the true cost of his success. System Core Abilities: - "Skill Boost": Temporarily increases Elian's skills and abilities - "Game Reading": Gives Elian real-time analysis and predictions of the game - "Body Enhancement": Enhances Elian's physical abilities, allowing him to perform superhuman feats. Level up to gain more abilities. As Elian rises to fame and success, he must confront the darkness within himself and the true nature of the Awakening System trying to consume his humanity. Will he find a way to balance his ambition with his humanity, or will the darkness of the system consume him completely? *it’s my very first system novel since I’m not a fan of systems. you should know before you start reading that the system is very realistic and the MC would struggle with it a lot. oh and, it contains a little sci-fi. just a tiny bit, it doesn’t affect the main story. There will be romance too, like, the MC would get a life besides football.

Tessa ran away from home to get married to the love of her life, David Winston. On David's birthday, and their three years marriage anniversary, Tessa caught David cheating on her with his childhood friend, Olivia George, a figure from a prestigious family.  She found out that the man she thought was her soulmate only married her because of his family inheritance, now that he had gotten it, she was no longer useful to him. It was time for she to go her own way, after three years of hardship and unfaithfulness.  Tessa picked the pen up and signed the divorce papers.  ‘These people, they have no idea who they are messing with’ David smirked.  “Tessa is from the countryside, I bet her family are local farmers... She can't do anything. Come to think of it, she never told me anything about her family. Perhaps they are beggars! In the countryside” Olivia George screamed.  “Tessa, you will pay for this, I will show you that I am from the George family!” Olivia's quivering tone was heard.  “David... I... I... thought you said she is from the countryside, her family are beggars! right? cos what in the devil's name is going on” Tessa's cheeks raised slowly.  “I forgot to introduce myself. I am Tessa Wood. From the number one mafia family in the country” “Tessa, you would be crowned the next heir to the Wood family, but you have to marry somebody from the military, that is your grandfather's last request”

If you had one more chance at life, what would you do? Woken in a world where humanity is no longer the master, George Carter awakens the Tamer System and becomes a God, finding out who had taken him to this cursed world.

Ethan is a prince who is sold into slavery for being useless. He eventually finds himself amidst several other people like himself who make a plan for escape. The plan succeeds, but leaves him scarred for life.

The MC got bullied in his entire life in Elementary School, until when he reached High School he has known his Potential and curious to know on what is his true potential of a power he has having a Overpowered Broken Dragon. He is relatable and funny, even though in the near future that he will become the greatest Dragonite of the Kingdoms, and that's his goal.

"Daiki, a laid-back, funny high school student with a secret, lives life with a smile. His world is turned upside down when he meets Yui, a girl who enters his life through a random meeting, and an unlikely friendship. As their bond deepens, Daiki must navigate the line between the carefree persona he shows the world and the past that haunts him. Between laughter and silence, can Daiki find a way to open up, or will his unspoken fears tear everything apart?"

Bumping into a stranger while looking for shelter while raining, Avery was about to scold the stranger but got tongue tied in seeing the handsome face . Follow the story of Avery and the millionaire playboy Alex Gibson who is also a mafia lord #Forced marriage # Betrayal # Funny # Bloody Note We're here to read not to criticize, also mature content and bloody

On february 12, 2027. In Center for Disease and Pandemic District Hospital Washington, DC. So many staffs are busy working in there; And each of them as it's own position. Some of them are: Luis George, Jane Raymond, John, Fred and Margaret. It was past 8am, when Luis George that works mostly on blood samples came to drop a package that contains a zombie's blood on the desk of Mrs. Jane Raymond, who happens to be the director of the District hospital. Luis told Mrs. Jane that, an anonymous person came to deliver a package and it read thus; "A community is full of zombies search for it!" And later on, Luis betrayed Mrs. Jane. Margret and Fred argument leads to the blow off of the DC. After the DC was destroyed, those that survives gets to meet a lot of different people on their way while looking for shelter. One of those they met was named Michael. The world turns into hell when everybody started turning into zombies; then a fight began between the remaining survivors, Zombies, and Aliens. Vaccine that was created was later distributed among the other survivors they later met. Unfortunately, the vaccine expired which leads to another tragedy and that makes Michael the last man standing........

Fourteen-year-old Gordon has always dreamed of being a hero. Despite being an orphan, he finds joy and comfort in the company of his non-biological sister, Edith. One day, while immersed in his favorite hero comic, *Light Spear,* in the school library, Gordon is jolted into action when he sees Edith cornered by high school bullies outside. Fueled by anger and determination, he rushes to her aid, grabbing their attention by hurling rocks. The confrontation quickly escalates into a frantic chase, leading Gordon into a narrow alley with no escape in sight. Desperately seeking a way out, he spots an open door and darts inside, only to find himself plunging into an unexpected and mysterious fall, spiraling into the unknown... This thrilling journey marks the beginning of Gordon's adventure, where his dreams of heroism will be put to the ultimate test.

Rule number one: "As a scholarship student, you should steer clear of the rich kids." Olive raised an eyebrow. "Why? Because of bullying?" she asked, playing dumb, though her mind flashed back to the scene she had witnessed earlier. "Exactly! You should avoid the school heir especially. Bullying's like a sport around here for guys like him. If you offend the wrong person, it won't end well. Trust me, if you want a peaceful year, just stay out of their way." _______ In a world where social hierarchy and family legacy reign supreme, Olivia Williams, a brilliant and determined student, disguises herself as a boy to attend the prestigious Belmont High School. She's won a coveted mathematics scholarship, but her triumph comes with a price: keeping her true identity hidden amidst the treacherous landscape of boarding school life. Enter George Lucas, the charismatic and arrogant heir to Belmont's legacy, who finds himself inexplicably drawn to "Olivia," the mysterious new student. As they engage in a fiery hate-to-love relationship, Olivia must navigate the complexities of her own feelings, the danger of discovery, and the class differences that threaten to tear them apart. As they delve deeper into their whirlwind romance, Olivia and George must confront the dark secrets of their own identities, the weight of family expectations, and the transformative power of love. But with great passion comes great risk: their relationship could upend George's family's reputation and legacy, forcing them to choose between love and loyalty. __________ Warning: Contains 18+ scenes at volume 2. And trust me, this isn't your regular type of highschool romance. Read it and you're sure going to love it.

Claire Harper, once the privileged daughter of a wealthy family, faces a harsh reality after her family’s bankruptcy and her father’s mysterious disappearance. Determined to repay her father’s debts, she breaks off her engagement to Ethan Sterling, despite his unwavering loyalty. When a chance encounter with a gravely ill elderly man, George Cross, leads to an unexpected proposal to marry his grandson, Nathan, Claire’s life takes a dramatic turn. Nathan, a once-impoverished classmate turned secret billionaire, reluctantly agrees to the marriage. What begins as a practical arrangement soon uncovers hidden emotions, past rivalries, and the challenge of balancing love, family, and redemption.

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

A Long time ago, there was perfect harmony on earth and all the ancient races lived together. One day, a war broke out amongst these races. the war raged on for many years with the human race at the most suffering end of the war. being the weakest race with no magical powers, they were easily defeated in the war and soon, their race was starting to face extinction. Just when the humans were nearly wiped out, their luck shone and they discovered a sacred treasure, the titan rusk. With this, they managed to seal the demons were the main cause of the war. they came to a resolution with the other races, successfully stopping the war that threatened to tear them apart, but a lot of damage had already been done. A few years later, the humans realized that, due to their inexperience with the sacred treasure of the titan race, they had accidentally leaked a deadly energy that fed on negative emotions. This energy, called Khaos, turned the negative emotions of the world into deadly and extremely powerful beasts that posed their own to humanity. over time, humans eventually evolved to possess extremely powerful bloodline abilities, but they couldn’t be sure if this was a good or bad thing. These Beasts, created from their emotions, also possessed their bloodline abilities. on rare occasions, the negative emotions of multiple people created one beast, giving the beast more than one bloodline ability. living in immense fear, the humans built an energy dome to protect themselves. In this present time, there is an illusion of peace that has lasted for quite a long time, but little did they find out that the sacred treasure that had been protecting them was now at its limits, in a month, the sacred treasure was going to lose its abilities and the seal on the demons was going to come off, including the dome that protected them. So, in a month, the humans were going to battle the demons as well as the beasts and they also had to gather all the sacred treasures and expel the Khaos energy. Meanwhile, other hidden organizations were plotting their own destruction at the sidelines. It was either they found a way to go around this, or they went to a war that they were never going to win.

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After going under for a surgery, a disabled young man is given a chance to go on an alt-chain jumpchain. Protagonist is a Self-Insert. First jumps are: Generic Bard, Generic Healer, and Generic Explorer. This is also being published on ScribbleHub.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

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《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

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George Anderson lost his wife five years ago, and then his family fell apart. He needs to make a drastic change to bring his family back together. He gets together with his twin brother Joseph Anderson and the two men make plans to do some matchmaking for George’s stubborn children. George will get his grandkids and his family all together again. Dave Anderson is furious with his father, when the man decides to move the corporation he runs from Chicago to Seattle. He arrives in Seattle and meets Jennifer Stellar and the sparks immediately fly. He decides he likes what he sees and immediately begins chasing her. Jennifer had a horrible tragedy, and lost her sister and brother-in-law in an auto accident. She has temporary custody of her niece, and needs to do whatever it takes to gain full custody. She gets a great job working for Dave, and can’t seem to resist the man’s advances, though she continually tries. Both Dave and Jennifer are stubborn, and charming, and along with Dave siblings and cousins, you will fall in love with the Anderson’s all over again.