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You read the title, right? If not... He had been playing an H-Game when all of sudden...his life ended. When he woke up, he found that he had been sent into the world of the H-Game. What will he do now that he's in this new world? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Come follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/DXHaseoXD Come check out my stream: https://twitch.tv/dxhaseoxd Every 250 Power Stones is an extra chapter for that week! Up to a maximum of 5 extra chapters a week!

Notice to Readers This is a NETORI novel—where the protagonist does the stealing, not the crying. If you’re here for NTR (netorare) tears, you’re in the wrong place. Thanks for reading! *Trigger Warning* The following piece of art may be offensive to some people because it contains rape fantasy, which is not real. Real rape is wrong. This is for people who enjoy rape as a fantasy or role-play and is not intended to be real or to be reproduced in any way. IF YOU ARE NOT 21 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER, PLEASE EXIT THIS NOVEL NOW! THIS STORY IS FOR ADULTS ONLY AND CONTAINS EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT, INCLUDING NON-CONSENSUAL SEX, ABUSE, AND BREAST PLAY. IT IS SIMPLY FANTASY AND IN NO WAY CONDOLES THE ABUSE OF WOMEN. IT IS HERE FOR PLEASURE ONLY. Update Schedule Daily Updates: Two chapters per day Power Stone Ranking Goals Top 100: Additional 1 chapter (release weekend) Top 50: Additional 2 chapters (release weekend) Top 25: Additional 3 chapters (release weekend) Top 10: Additional 4 chapters (release weekend) Top 1: Additional 5 chapters (release weekend) Discord: https://discord.gg/mXMRjzF

[IT'S NETORI - MC steals women and doesn't get NTR'd!] Leo Anderson, a playboy with a preference for NTRing other men, is abruptly summoned, along with others, to a game-like fantasy world. Given the Charm System—he seeks to live this new life as he pleases. And so he begins his journey on the path of cucking numerous men! Super Gift = three extra chapters. Covers been banned until the 18th by the company.

Kyle’s life was a downward spiral of betrayal and boredom. After being cheated on by his girlfriend, he gave up on everything, drowning himself in his favorite escape: an 18+ harem-themed online game. He had planned to play the finale of the game before ending it all, but fate had other plans for him. Just as he was about to log in for the final time,An unexpected prompt appeared on the screen: [Now choose: Will you be reincarnated into another world? Y/N] With no attachments to his old life, Kyle clicked "Yes "without hesitation. [You have only one wish. What will you wish for?] A wicked smile spread across Kyle's face as he typed his wish: "I want to be the one who takes everything others hold dear in NTR situations." And so, his second life began in a world of swords, magic, and beautiful women. Armed with two overpowered NTR skills, Kyle is ready to conquer, seduce, and rewrite his destiny. This time, the tables have turned,he will be the one taking what others treasure most. --- If you’re into 18+ spicy adventures with plot-driven twists, this book is for you! Dive into a smutty fantasy world filled with harem building, forbidden desires, and magic battles. What You’ll Find Here: - Lemons you won’t forget* - NTR (to others) drama done right - Harem building with real chemistry - Worldbuilding full of magic and mystery* - Complex characters with dark motives - Just the right balance of plot and spice --- Author’s Note: Hey readers, thank you for checking out my first smut novel! While there are plenty of steamy scenes, the story comes first. Expect character growth, a compelling plot, and lots of twists and turns to keep you hooked. If you enjoy this, please vote with your power stones,it motivates me to keep writing and improving. Your support means the world! Don’t miss out on Kyle’s chaotic, spicy journey!

High-schooler Yuuto Sakurai is not your typical teen. He prides himself on his peculiar mission - to protect the love lives of those threatened by encroaching third parties. When charisma and physical prowess attempt to steal away your beloved, Sakurai leaps into action. For just 10,000 yen, he'll ensure your love story remains untainted. Armed with conviction and a no-discrimination policy, he is the Anti-NTR Man - a one-man crusade against romantic usurpation.

Only Netori. I am not interested in c***hold fetish and stuff. MC will only take other women, no one will take MC women. -------- In a world ruled by power, ambition, and fragile alliances, Kael Vortan rises from obscurity to claim his inheritance a barony of fertile lands coveted by greedy lords and kings. But Kael has more than just his wits and sword to carve his path; he is chosen by the enigmatic Netorare System, a power whispered to be the will of Yrdan, the God of Desire and Betrayal. Through the system, Kael gains abilities to shatter bonds and ignite forbidden passions, turning love and loyalty into tools for domination. Rival lords, arrogant knights, and even kings will taste defeat not by the sword, but by the theft of their most cherished treasures, their women. "Your wife smiles at you, but she dreams of me," Kael whispers to a rival lord as he claims his prize. "System Alert: Target’s bond weakened. Initiating ‘Passion Amplifier.’" From noble ladies yearning for freedom to queens trapped in loveless marriages, Kael’s seductive conquest leaves a trail of chaos in its wake. As his power grows, so does the price will Kael succumb to the system’s will, or will he bend the world to his own desires? "Every bond is a chain waiting to be broken. I am the key." Welcome to Vinterra, where love, betrayal, and ambition intertwine in the hands of a baron destined for greatness. -------------- Also if you want to support me beyond Webnovel. Here is the link please check it out and various membership. ko-fi.com/mrtraumamaster Also you can join my personal discord server https://discord.gg/VKuajnDc Another server for Gathering of Authors from different novel- https://discord.gg/pTRnNvQBdG ----- BONUS CHAPTER 10 Golden Ticket - 1 Chapter Massage Chair - 1 Chapters Magic Castle - 5 Chapters Anything beyond this is mass release of 10 chapter.

*WARNING* MATURE AUDIENCE ONLY [cultivation and mythology] [Dark] [for readers] "dear readers, this is dark novel with taboo themes and the fist part of the novel contains heavy corruption, the MC will face hardship in the beginning of the corruption ark as corruption and in the later of the corruption ark, the MC will start taking revenge, till the end of revenge arc and yes there is happy ending but how? you'll know at the end of the novel." Genre: cultivation, R18, system, NTR, Milf, bestiality, mythology, Heavy corruption etc,. [Note to readers: While some may assume this novel is solely intended as explicit content, it actually contains a compelling story-line. The novel is divided into two parts: the first explores themes of corruption, while the second focuses on revenge.] "Please remember, this novel is more than just an erotic tale - there's a rich, intriguing story woven throughout. I urge you to keep supporting me, as your motivation is what drives me to continue crafting an engaging story." Synopsis: Ye Yang, the 4th young master of the Ye cultivation clan, was once the weakest member of his family. His feeble cultivation and stagnant growth made him a target for bullying, and he was stripped of his chance to become clan head. While his peers surpassed him, reaching advanced stages like Qi Awakening and Meridian Opening Cultivation Stage, Ye Yang remained stuck at the 9th level of Body Tempering. Ashamed and defeated, he isolated himself from his family, refusing to meet anyone, including his mother Yu Mei and sisters Ye Ling and Ye Mu. Although his father saw him as a disgrace to the Ye family, he still tried to help Ye Yang overcome his limitations. In a desperate attempt to escape his misery, Ye Yang tried to end his life by cutting his wrist. But as he lay dying, a mysterious voice intervened: "If you don't want to live for yourself, then be mine and entertain me." Ye Yang lost consciousness, only to awaken the next morning to a strange screen window: [Choice-based System] [Welcome: Player Ye Yang] This marked the beginning of his transformation, as he embarked on a journey guided by the enigmatic System, confronting his dark past, and uncovering the secrets of his world. [EXTRA INFO] *In chapter 15 you can see unofficial map of the world* *you can read about cultivation stages/realm in comment section of first chapter* [Leave your reviews] Author's other work - Demonic Son-in Law OG_Novalist

[IT'S NETORI, not the disgusting Netorare] COUGH Since our lazy author-nim is a bit... let's say, challenged in the synopsis-writing department, I'm stepping in. Sigh... now he's making me do his job too... X( Let's hope he can at least complete my story. Anyway, I'm Lucian, a 35-year-old guy with a rare disease that's cutting my time short. But here I am, working till my last breath sigh. *KNOCK* Oh, a guest! Gotta be quick—can't keep a lady waiting. So, after I kicked the bucket, I woke up in a body that kinda looked like mine but not really. Turns out, I'm on a flipped planet ruled by women. And guess what? I'm married to a cold and crazy ya#SPOILER#. My new mom? Total #SPOILER#. Then I *CENSORED* her right in *BEEP* of my new dad. To get stronger, I need to travel to #SPOILER#. Instead of a cool system, I got a useless b... *BANG* (gunshot). Due to health related issues, Lucian will be taking off, and the author will continue from here... "Kyaaa!! The patient died from a gunshot!" Don’t worry, Doc. He was on borrowed time anyway. So, let’s talk about what this story has. "B-But, he still had a few months to—" *BANG* So, here's what you can expect: Revenge, mystery, a bit of comedy, an overpowered MC (maybe), all the deredere, milfs a lot of them, wince... *COUGH*, hacking, a hero, a villain, manipulation, crime and a lot more. What you won’t find here: NTR, Yuri, a girlfriend, a job?, etc. Now, the serious stuff. This story aims to keep things light and happy but will have its fair share of sad and rage moments. Alright, that's it for now; I need to go, or we might actually lose our MC before the story even starts... For those who prefer to keep things PG, feel free to skip the R-18 chapters. We understand, really! And for those who pride themselves on being ‘Men of Culture,’ get ready to savor the spice. Bon appétit! --- **Bonus Chapter Alert!** Donate over two hundred power stones for an extra chapter, and four to five extra chapters for a super gift (if the story gets contracted). Discord link: https://discord.gg/BVFPqTGCg8

[Mc takes consent from Woman not their husband] [Mc doesn't want to NTR every guy. He only makes their wife cheat for sex.] [Making friend's mom fall......is one of his big dreams.] "I like married women and there are so many noble women out there..." A horny Otaku from Earth gets transmigrated as an old Viscount. His lifespan is depleting too quickly due to an injury. Fortunately, there is a Ying Yang technique which can increase his lifespan. "This man has been single for his whole life and never touched a woman? WTF!!" Otaku is shocked from the Viscount's dry life. "I do have the maids, right?" [MC likes married women] [Netori, Cheating, Blackmail] ... chapters - 7/week A bonus chapter when we get to- - 50 power stones - 100 power stones - gifts

A once-opportunistic boy is reborn into a world of his dreams, equipped with a strong system. And he can do anything he ever dreams of. Beautiful woman? Yes S*x? Yes Yuri? NO NTR? NO So come and enjoy the novel I write for fun. PS: This novel is fantasy and has nothing to do with the real world.

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like if your dick exploded? Or if voodoo or black magic actually worked? Axel got a crash course in both after leaving a one-star review for a trashy smut novel where the hapless author-san offed a minor villain. Little did he know that this particular author had some serious power. Suddenly, Axel found himself in the body of the very villain he was lamenting, right at the moment when everything was about to spiral into chaos. Now, with a second chance at life (and a brand-new set of problems), Axel must navigate the wild world of villainy—complete with explosive consequences and dark magic—if he wants to rewrite his story before it ends in disaster.

Yan fan was a young boy who was transmitted in the body of yan chi, who was a useless young master of the yan family in the demonic sect, his dick was cripple since, his adulthood, but on the day of his revival he received a system which let him regain energy in his dick, but at what cost ?, in his family there was beautiful mother, and sister, and his evil father. he even had his childhood friend who is unparalleled beauty in the demonic sect. (Don't Read if You Don't Like) , (it's all about perspective, Ntr/Netori are two sides of one coin.) #NTR, #NETORARE,..... (If you want to support)(btw, i know you won't) ETH/BSC Address: 0x595A0f35FE52ef84632F4984E41d2AB211cf0746

Harley Davis was your average coffee-slinging comic book nerd living a perfectly ordinary life in Miami—until he fell asleep reading his favorite Deadpool comic and woke up in a grimy New York City apartment. His prized comic? Still with him. His normal life? Gone. And his new reality? Let’s just say it feels suspiciously like a Marvel crossover event gone horribly wrong. When Wolverine shows up claiming Harley’s comic has broken the multiverse and Deadpool bursts in with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, Harley’s life takes a turn for the absurd. Suddenly, he’s not just a barista; he’s the unwitting center of a cosmic calamity involving malfunctioning dimensions, bickering superheroes, and a fourth wall that’s practically in shambles. Armed with his encyclopedic knowledge of Marvel lore, a knack for sarcastic banter, and a growing suspicion that Deadpool is enjoying this way too much, Harley must navigate a chaotic multiverse filled with quirky allies, terrifying foes, and plot twists that could rival any comic book. Can a regular guy with zero powers survive a world where the rules of reality bend like rubber? Or will Harley’s journey end in a disaster big enough to wipe out the entire multiverse? One thing’s for sure: it’s going to be a wild, laugh-out-loud ride through a story that blurs the line between fandom and reality.

****Warning Netorare-Cuckold****** ---------------------------------Evan a boy who by pure coincidence gets a system in which little by little he changed all the people around him, fulfilling all his darkest and most lustful desires. ------------------------------------ Tags Cuckold, drink piss, Gangbang, exhibitionism, humiliation,

I was reading my comic books until I was killed by an explosion went off killing him and now he is given a chance to be reborn in the Marvel Universe as a legendary super saiyan will be a hero or a villain or walk on the line ifrr? Saiyan name Yammi age 17 (This is a AU btw so things will be a lil mix up) Caution before reading this story may include Gore,Graphic Violence, And very many triggering things please read at you’re own convenience. |:{

So I somehow died and found myself in the body of a side character in a sex game I was playing before I died. Well, that's the definition of awesome. I'm going to use my knowledge of the game to get all the harem and live my best life. ~~~~ ntr femboy trap milf Incest

Warning: Sexual Content, Milfs, Netori, lemons, and, stealing other's wifes, fiances and, more. Note:- Insane Milfs sex, Netori and, lemons will appear from chapter number 90... literally, there will many so hang on if you can... (As the author of this book, I hope, you enjoy from your heart and, also dick and, I also hope you be ready with one hand, in lemon scenes.) ... Michael Johnson, a 22-year-young man, finds himself in a confusing situation after witnessing a violent murder at a mall. Pursued by the murderer, Michael steps in and gets caught up in a dangerous confrontation. Amidst the chaos, Michael goes through a strange series of events, leading to his apparent death. However, Michael wakes up in a strange place, naked and confused. Unsure of where he is, he sets out to explore, navigating a maze of hedges and his surroundings while grappling with big questions about life. Along the way, he encounters strange things. ... [Ding, a suitable candidate has been chosen! Awakening the "Lust System"] [Ding, congratulations host! You have successfully activated the Lust System!] "Huh? A Lust system? Is it... like those novels where the main character reincarnates and gets a system." [Ding, Congratulations host! you have awakened one of the rarest title "Lust King"] "A tittle?" [The first quest is loading!] "Hmm, Lust System, Lust King... Then, it might function like those... erotic systems I've read about in erotic novels?" [Congratulations, Host, on embarking on your first quest in this world!] New Quest: [Explore the Strange Land] "It must be, but... Why is the quest about exploring and not about Ero-things..." [Ding, Host, the quest was given this way because of your current surroundings and also because there aren't any girls in the area right now!] "So, what would've been my first task if I were in a populated area?" [Ding, Host, under normal conditions, your first task might have been "Touch those jiggly butts of that Milf with both hands or masturbate in front of that slut!"] "These quests are risky but satisfying. System, can you give me any more riskier quests than this?" [Ok, Host!] [1st Quest:- NTR that Moth*rf*cker!] [2nd Quest:- Cuckold your Assistant's Boyfriend!] [3rd Quest:- Netori your enemy by having sex with his Wife/Lover/Girlfriend!] [4th Quest:- F*ck that girl in front of her boyfriend!] "Oh my God, are you serious, System?" ---------------------- Update Daily! 9 AM PST Please show your support if you enjoy the story! How can you show your support? Gift Power Stone! 150=1 bonus chapter 200=2 bonus chapters 500=3 bonus chapters Bonus release will drop the following week!

Alex always had a repressed desire, he couldn't show it to anyone, until he heard a voice. [Starting the Wish system] From that moment on, his happiness began. This work contains heavy elements such as Netorase (NTR), Cuckolding and some others that may be unpleasant for certain people. You have been warned, proceed at your own.

Some of the concepts and details will be pulled from different animes, and Mangas, or movies and comics I do not own those as they are just used for entertainment purposes only.

The only desire burning through his being is to find his mother. The only fear haunting his soul is not being able to save her. The only revenge he wants is to stand at the top of the cosmic order, no matter the price. The purpose of his existence be damned! But in the game of power and madness, will he be able to survive and rise above all? ... 1. No Yuri 2. No NTR

That night, when a Kryptonian ship with a baby crashed on Mike Kent’s family farm, and when he... Read more That night, when a Kryptonian ship with a baby crashed on Mike Kent’s family farm, and when he decided to adopt that child the golden finger of crossover was thus activated, he understood that his life was about to change.Superman Clark Kent, Professor X Charles Kent, Magneto, Eric Kent…When he became the father of these men, the strongest family was born!

Isekai in an ntr world or is it? This follows the story about Carlos, getting reincarnated to the NTR doujin he just read. How will he escape?

Warning contains-Incest/Ntr/ Heavy Netorare A Boy struggles with the problems of being raised in a family full of lewd older women. patreon.com/HiddeGoose 100+ Stories available

How much is the hero willing sacrifice to beat the demon king. Netorare-Incest-Revenge

Read My Second Work: http://wbnv.in/a/e6ieLLY Name: The Lustful Young Master Has A System!. You can either search for it or look in my profile, you'll find it the both way! ### I was a normal kid... a kid who wanted nothing other than a happy family. Was that too much to ask for? So, why did everything turn out this way? Was asking for a normal, caring family too much that everything became worse? Why did it come to this? Why was my innocent mother murdered? Why did they do it? ... These were the thoughts running through the mind of the 4-year-old boy as he watched an unknown man—someone he had never seen in his entire life—scar him, kill his mother, and slaughter his entire family. At that moment, something clicked inside him—a burning desire to avenge his mother, who had shielded him from his abusive father. His father would come home late, drunk, and beat him and his mother, taking out his frustration over unpaid debts and the persistent threats from the loan shark. After all that messed-up shit, good things started happening to him. He was adopted by loving new parents and received a teacher who genuinely wanted to help him improve every day. But after all he’d endured, his mindset had changed entirely at a young age. Nobody could be trusted, and only the dead could keep their mouths shut. With this mindset, he manipulated everyone around him to maintain a peaceful life so he could peacefully kill every member of the Vorontsov bloodline—the ones who caused his suffering. ### He did everything he could: research, spending money without a care, hiring mercenaries, and achieving the revenge he so desperately sought. But in the end, he felt empty—a soul without any purpose, which led him to take his own life right after accomplishing his revenge. But was that all? Of course not. After he died, something amazing, eye-popping, and hard to believe happened—he somehow reincarnated into an unknown world where the strong rule and the weak kneel. A world where immortality is not a dream, and the power to destroy millions of universes with a single snap is a reality. This was the new reality for Ivan, who longed to rest in his mother’s embrace after all that had happened. Upon reincarnation, he also received something else: a magical entity called "The Netori System." A system that empowers him if he NTRs others and takes their wives or girlfriends. It also told him something he thought impossible—that he could even revive his mother who died years ago. With a new purpose driving him, he set out to NTR everyone, especially those called "Sons of Destiny," who get everything handed to them on a silver platter. *** This is a slow-paced novel. If you’re a soft-hearted person, I suggest that you find another novel because this one isn’t all sunshine and rainbows; it has a really dark start and stays dark throughout. --- 150 Power stone - 1 Extra Bonus Chapter 40 Golden Tickets - 1 Extra Bonus Chapter 1 Castle - 4 Extra Chapters All the Bonus chapters will be released on Sunday. ### Tags: Blackmail, BDSM (Sometime), Ruthless Mc, Evil Mc, Cold Mc, Playful Mc, Manipulative Mc, Actor Mc, Overpowered Mc, Fast Growth Rate, Cucking Son of destiny and others, NO NTR (Netorare) to the MC: NEVER, No Yuri, MILF, Virgin, System, Incest, Mommy, Lil Bit Sentiment System. ### If you want to buy me a coffee: buymeacoffee.com/GodlyMadara Follow my facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61558532826959

A young man woke up to find himself transmigrated into a world where every creature is able to use magic to manipulate the elements. Not knowing why he was brought to this world, he tries to find the reason and survive in this new reality. _________ No NTR No Yuri Harem _________ This is my first time writing a book so I hope you enjoy.

There was a popular comic that captured the hearts of readers not because of its plot, but rather the bromance between the two protagonists, a crown prince and a duke. Their friendship & mutual trust led fans to ship them endlessly, with countless fanfiction stories ranging from dating to marriage or even incorporating omegaverse settings. One particular m-preg fanfic novel became extremely popular among fans, where the previously cold duke becomes pregnant. But the popularity of both the original comic and this novel caused everything to become unbalanced, until something strange happened - these works of fiction turn into real worlds that collided, creating an error that connected them together. In the world of the comic: Carlton from the fanfic world gazed up at his husband with longing eyes. "Husband..." He pouted, "Why don't you kiss me today?" Alaric from the comic world recoiled slightly and goosebumps broke out over his skin as he moved away. "Please don't come close to me..." He said tersely. Meanwhile, in another world: Alaric from the fanfic world, pulled his beloved Carlton into a warm embrace and peppered kisses on his cheeks. "Darling, are you mad at me?" Alaric asked affectionately. "It's okay, you're still cute." He leaned down to whisper into his ear before continuing. "But don't forget to comfort all our children, they think you're mad at them." Suddenly, seven children barged into the room and called out to their fathers. "Father, Daddy!" they exclaimed. Carlton's frozen expression spoke volumes about his state of mind as he tried to process what was happening. His murderous gaze fixed on Alaric as he muttered through gritted teeth. "Whose children do you say they are....?"

In a realm where magic and mayhem reign, the fearsome Demon Lord Grumblethor finds himself in the human world, utterly transformed into a comically peculiar figure. Tasked with solving a mischievous gnome problem, he stumbles into an unlikely alliance with a bumbling knight, Sir Percival, and an eloquent skeleton, Morty. Together, they unravel a series of absurd adventures filled with laughter, friendship, and surprising camaraderie. As they navigate through the chaos of both human and demon realms, Grumblethor and his newfound companions discover the power of positivity and the unexpected bonds that can form in the most peculiar circumstances. Their journey takes a twist when a disgruntled demon, Zorgon, joins their comical crew, leading to a series of hilarious confrontations and an unforeseen alliance. In the depths of the underworld, they encounter a realm that is in dire need of laughter, as mischievous imps wreak havoc with absurd pranks. The mismatched group of heroes and imps, with their peculiarities and quirks, introduce comedy to the darkest corners of the underworld, proving that humor can brighten even the gloomiest of places. "Demon Lord's Delight" is a comical and heartwarming tale of self-discovery, the unbreakable bonds of friendship, and the transformative power of laughter. With vivid visuals and rich humor, this story invites readers into a world where the unexpected is celebrated, and where even the darkest beings can find delight in the most unlikely of places.

After Learning what Netorare Means the Hard Way in a Visual Novel Game he played Watching the Main Heroine he have a Crush on, getting Stolen by some Handsome Character, he felt an Relentless Anger surge in his heart, determined to Find a Good Ending he played the Game to Completion, only to realize... there's is no Good Ending Overcome with Sadness, he decided to go outside for once... only to be meet wth a Truck into his face and Reincarnated in the Very same game he played Determined to get his Good Ending, he will do anything to prevent that Handsome Bastard coming closer to his Heroine... = = = = = = = = = = This is Inspired by "reincarnated into the world of eroge, will make the NTR heroine happy with my love." A/N: There will be NO seggs scene A/N: The Chapters are short, and the updates are Irregular

On his first day at the “Endless Abilities Academy,” freshman Su Bei, classified as an F-rank, awakens a new power. It is only at this moment he realizes that their world is actually a comic book. Even more shocking, the protagonist of this story is none other than his classmate, Jiang Tianming. But that isn’t the biggest issue. The real problem is that in the next chapter of this comic, Su Bei is doomed to meet a tragic end in the bathroom! Thus begins his first challenge at the supernatural academy, a quest to avoid his untimely demise. Su Bei: … The only bit of good news? This chapter hasn’t been published yet. He has a chance to alter the story’s direction and escape his cannon-fodder fate. As everyone knows, befriending the protagonist doesn’t guarantee survival from plot-driven deaths. But becoming the protagonist’s enemy? That’s a surefire path to defeat. In the blazing sunlight, a blond boy flashes a mischievous grin, a hint of seriousness glimmering in his purple eyes. “I salute you, this year’s unluckiest of the unlucky!”