Sully Mmm Meme

At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

It was wrong to be with her. And it was wrong to mess with him. They shouldn't be near each other. Anthony Kiel Cruise was just your typical bad boy with inferior complexity. For him, it was all just pure Attraction and the need for attention. For him, it was just a game, and it would be over soon. Cristina Rielle Cordova would rather sulk her ass off rather than be near the typical bad boy. She would rather listen to music and share memes on her newsfeed than experience the so-called stupid love. She hates him. He loves playing with girls' hearts. She is a snob. He is annoying. She is a challenge for him. Then everything slowly changes, and those changes aren't acceptable to him. But slowly and surely, he wants him wrapped against his carnivorous fingers, just like how he was wrapped in hers. "Cristina Rielle Cordova," the guy whispered to himself when he saw the girl. "Dude, it looks like you're attracted to the girl you've been staring at since earlier," said his friend Ken. He's right. He is damn attracted to Cristina Rielle Cordova. Not because she's attractive. He only has one reason. Cristina Rielle Cordova is the only girl who doesn't fall all over him. He has the looks and everything, but his charisma leaves the girl unaffected. "Cristina Rielle Cordova, I'll wrap you in my carnivorous fingers and be mine." A wicked smirk came out of his lips. Cristina Rielle Cordova, you're going to be mine.

WARNING: Mature Content. Winner of WPC #197 (Silver) The handmaiden's hurried footsteps can be heard in the hallway, followed by a loud slamming of the door. When we were finally left alone, Rin's calm voice can be heard, "I don't like that maid of yours, I will have to get you a new one within the week." I nodded, by this time I am used to having my handmaidens changed. He took the comb and started combing my hair, his dark eyes looking straight into my eyes, the sheer perfection of his face in contrast to my ever-plain-looking face. I looked away, I can't bear looking at it, it reminds me of the book that I'm in and how this is not a fairytale. He held me by the shoulders and asked in a cold voice, "Why do you look away? Is the idea of us still so intolerable for you?" I don't know how to answer him so I just nodded and bit my lower lip. He carried me to bed as he kissed my hair. Then, he laid me on the bed, his eyes boring through mine. "I hate that you are afraid of me, and that the idea of us is unacceptable to you. But right now, the only thing making you stay with me is fear of what I'd do if I lose you, I have no choice but to hold onto it. Forgive me Maru, I have no choice but to cherish the fear I have inflicted on you." He disrobed me, his calloused hands rough against my skin, feeling, touching, and leaving warmth where it landed. I winced every time his fingers land on a bruise, or on some of the fresh marks he placed there last night. "Do you want this?" he asked me as his fingers curled against my breasts, pinching one taut nipple after the other. I nodded, unable to deny under his skeptical gaze, I moaned in pleasure when his lips replaced his touch. His tongue licked on a pinkish bud and then sucked so very gently. "Tell me, any time you want me to stop, Maru. One word, that is all I need," he whispered and I blushed as I was reminded that I never stopped his assaults. I was powerless against my own needs, in the modern human world, it seems I am a submissive. And right here taking me in for another torturous night, is my dominant. I am married to Rin Saito, the most powerful monarch this world has ever seen, and I... I think I may have found my master in him. "Raise your hands for me, raise them above your head, and clasp them together," he whispered, his mouth barely an inch from my ear. I obliged, my body trembling from desire and fear combined, anticipating his next orders and feeling my body give in to his control. He took a silky rope he has been keeping on the drawers of the bedside table, and smiling, bounded up my wrists. "Tighter?" his sadistic smile made him a bit more benevolent in my eyes. I trembled from excitement as I nodded my head. He tightened my bind and leveled his head with mine, then he dipped his head, claiming my lips as I squirm helplessly against him. He opened my lips and slid his tongue inside my throat, my own saliva dripping down my neck. "Beautiful, my beautiful Maru," I heard him whisper as his hands continued to travel down, stroking and sliding gently down my skin until it reached my undergarments. "You shouldn't even bother with this, you know of my appetite. I told you not to wear them at night, my love, do you really want to be punished that badly?" I moaned, his lips curving in a proud smile. "I like it when you lose yourself in shameless pleasure. I like it when I can sully the princess and turn her into my queen," he claimed my lips more possessively.

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

"Go fuck yourself!" August spat, his eyes narrowing with fury. "Mmm, I’d rather fuck you, darling." Hunter ’s grin widened, dangerously predatory. August, an angry human forced into a supernatural academy against his will, never expected to cross paths with the academy's most feared Alpha—Hunter . "Why did you claim me with your dog scent?!" Hunter smirked, leaning closer, his thick red tongue licking August's neck. "Because you were acting like a bitch, so you’ll be treated like a bitch." —- At Valoric Academy, a prestigious school where Alphas rule and supernatural creatures walk the halls, danger lurks in every shadow. The Royals—powerful and feared Alphas—enforce a brutal hierarchy. Among them is Hunter, a psychotic and deadly Alpha who rarely shows himself, living in a penthouse provided by the academy to keep others safe from his volatile temper. His reputation strikes fear into even the strongest students. August, a feisty human with a fiery spirit, has no idea that by entering Valoric Academy, he’s walking into a world where humans don’t belong. When he’s suddenly claimed by Hunter, a wolf who everyone fears, his life is turned upside down. Hunter is dangerous, unpredictable, and undeniably obsessed with August. But August isn't one to bow down easily. As he fights against the Alpha’s possessive control, he discovers a shocking truth—he’s mated to the very wolf who tried to break him. Hunter’s madness clashes with August’s stubborn defiance. In a school teeming with vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural creatures, a twisted love story unfolds where survival depends on more than just power—it depends on submission and defiance.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

Hong Luo was an abused child who died soaking in the rain for days in her first life. Her second life she became known as the well regarded doctor Mozen, a genius above geniuses that no normal person could think of mimicking. A recluse that was hard to find. And a mother of three children, though two of which were not blood related. Now she's returned to her first life, a dream perfectly illustrating how life would have went if she hadn't died. She finally got to witness her best friends rain dance. Her twin cousins came to stay with her, living peacefully with the barbarian tribe as they trained. And above all else, she was able to save him, that silly man who refused to leave her as she laid there dying. Yet, was this truly just a dream? An accident happened, faces that shouldn't be here are showing up, hidden truths are unveiled, and the looming guillotine set to fall is not waiting for anyone to stop it. Ever since Hong Luo woke up, all she wants to do is to peacefully live out her retirement, wasting the day away over a cup of tea, sleep in past noon, and to tend to her garden and carvings. Revenge? She wants no part of it. You have problems? Well, you also have two working hands and legs, she'll leave you to it. You want her to work? Are you dying? You're not? Then please leave. There are other healers just as good as her right around the corner. Luckily her guard is very competent in shooing away trouble. She beckons him over, "Come sit with me." Shamelessly he embraces her and sits back on the chair with her in his lap. Hong Luo "That's not what I meant." "I'm sitting with you, am I not?" Hong Luo "...Well, you aren't wrong." "Mmm." Hong Luo "...ugh, fine. Do as you please." _ [Warning, some chapters will get bloody and gruesome. That r18 is there for a reason.] This is a slow burn fantasy, slice of life story with romance, self healing, mystery, natural disasters, a bit of politics, couple growth, and a lot of world building. I really enjoying world building and history to said world, so there's a lot of that in there. So if you enjoy any of these, you just might enjoy this wee story of mine. The story of Hong Luo and Nuyun. (Currently being rewritten.) - The image above was drawn by me! https://www.instagram.com/mykataren/

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

[Warning: Mature Content, R18+] Born with a mark that was never intended… Gifted with intelligence and skills far more advanced than her peers. Elsa Morgan didn’t experience the normal childhood that everyone had. Always been haunted by her nightmares and by unexplainable events since she was young. Elsa became a doctor to find answers. Destined to bear sufferings and do what is right for his people… Chris Jorgensen was bound to the woman he had not met yet and marked without knowing what he had done. In order to lead his kingdom to glory and victory, he must find her first no matter what it takes, even if it means crossing the other world. Two worlds apart that defy what is the norm in their worlds. Brought together by the invisible tie that binds them together. Or is it true love that defies all reasons? When accidents turn out to be fate in disguise, will they be able to reject the strong pull towards the person who turned their whole world and everything they worked hard for upside down? ******** “What the hell! I told you not to move!” Elsa shouted while running back to the man, who lifted his head and smirked at her. Elsa screamed when the naked man abruptly pulled her onto his lap and started sniffing her all over her body, especially on her chest, hair, and neck. She heard her dogs growl and come closer to the man but quickly calmed down when he gave them a quick glance, and it absolutely surprised her. “What are you doing!” Elsa pushed the naked man on the chest for she could feel him hard down there and it was making her really uncomfortable. “Your smell… Mmm… Lavender and blueberry… God, you smell divine…” The man casually said before burying his face in her neck and sniffing her hard. “You pervert!” With all her strength, Elsa pushed him once again and slapped him so hard that she also hurt her palm, making his head turn to the side on impact. She briskly stood up and shouted, “Nile, tackle! Girls guard!” In a swift move, Nile jumped to the naked man tackling and pushing him to the ground while Ciel, Gaia, and Nuri surrounded him, not removing their gaze from him while growling and showing their sharp teeth and fangs. But then a more powerful force is pulling her eyes beyond the man’s buff chest and deep in her mind she convinced herself that she would do this because she is a doctor and he is her patient– an injured patient, she reminded herself. She would look at him only to see the extent of his injuries and nothing more. She is a doctor… A licensed professional for God’s sake! ‘How can I buckle him up if it’s on the way of the strap? Should I move it to the side?’ Elsa was having a battle in her head ultimately muddled about whether she would touch it or not. From the way he looks, she is sure that he is heavy and she must use the straps properly to be able to securely drag him to her car for both their safety. ******** Chris pretended to be sleeping while he let himself heal, or so he thought. The sedative took a while to have an effect on him. But eventually, he dozed off and was unconscious for real this time. He opened his eyes and saw white walls and someone was holding his right hand. He sat up and saw the red-haired woman’s hand on top of his while her wrist was glowing. Chris’ eyes widened, he held his shoulder and shook her up, “Wake up! There’s a glowing mark on your wrist!” But no matter how hard he wakes her up, she’s not opening her eyes. “You are mine, Elsa. And I am yours.” Chris moved his face closer to hers and planted a soft gentle kiss on her lips. “Whoever you are, Elsa, I will protect you. Even if it’s from the man that you call Dad.” Chris whispered as if someone would hear him. Completed Book: CEO's Contract Obsession ********

“Who is that golden creature?” Phillex, the most notorious casanova in all of Astendal, risked another glance at the young woman dressed in royal blue. “How can such an innocent face show off such a damn sensual mouth? Hells take me!!” “Get a hold of yourself, Phills.” Another gentleman smiled beside Phillex. His hair, of an unusual color between silver and gold, waved when he moved his face. “I saw her first. She is mine. She already carries my mark.” “Damn you Jairo…” Said Phillex, half amused, half pissed. “Is that a tattoo? Damn! She shows it off with complete impudence! A letter…? Is that a V?” “Her name is Vera.” Commented a new voice. Both men turned to look at an imposing woman in a daring, scandalous red dress. “Ciara!” Phillex greeted with an elegant flourish. “Do you know that lady?” “Mmm… V for Vera…” Jairo murmured. But he couldn't be more wrong.

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

[MATURED CONTENT!] Vol 1 [COMPLETE!] Vol 2: Prequel to Vol 1 [COMPLETE!] Vol 3: Final volume- [COMPLETE!] ----------------------------- Love, can be the fire that warms you on a cold night or the smouldering heat that destroys you. In Thalia Mirabel’s life, it looked to be the latter. She was a single mother with a sullied background. A society outcast. The very type that society looked down on. The last person anyone would want, or so she thought … In the depths of despair and about to lose her son, Thalia Mirabel Thebes accepts a contract that will change her life… but is it for the better or for the worst? Did she jump from the depths of the ocean into the arms of the devil himself? After her vow to stay away from the species known as man? Jorge Trimshaw was a Billionaire who knew his worth! A player and the ladies’ man in every way, the one man that every girl would wish to have, the one man that could get every girl he wanted. He went each day and each week with different girlfriends. He never bothered with their names, for he changed girlfriends like he changed his underwear, and for a clean freak, that was a hell lot of times. But why could he not get her name out of his mind? Would Thalia Mirabel trust and love again with this man who knew not what commitment was? As the saying goes, “Not all that glitters is gold…” How would these two complement each other or clash with each other as faith binds them? Cover art is mine. Art done by @korkor_gavi and final cover by me ^-^ This is an original story by me, Loctovia. Copyright 2023 {Drafted in 2022 and completed in July 2024} Please try to support me by reading the novel ONLY on Webnovel #dlvnovel #loctovianovels #divalavidanovel NB: Character images are AI generated from starryai.com*

A story of a well known buisness man and a sweet and loving girl Ruwa questioned," Rita, who was he and how is he so sure that boss is not cruel as everyone imagine him to be". "He is the closest person to the boss and also the Vice CEO of the Oberio Eterprises", explained Rita. "Ohh!So.... don't get me wrong , Mmm.... how shall I explain to you Rita". Ruwa said in an hesitant and nervous voice. "Just tell me what is on your mind Ruwa", Said Rita looking at her watch. "Its that mm...is it that....the Vice Ceo is the better half of the Ceo", Ruwa almost whispered so no one around could hear. "How is that your brain is always in the gutter Ruwa", Rita replyed somewhat shocked. "No, no its just that I am bit curious about our boss". Ruwa said waying both her hands "No Ruwa our boss is single and he is not what you think" Rita explained with no expression. "Hee...hee". Ruwa gave her an awkward smirk and left.

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.

An Archive of memes

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

"Journey through multiverse pizzas with cosmic toppings and hilarious memes in 'Pizza Chronicles: A Multiverse Slice of Memes!'

In the crazy journey of our main protagonist, he finds himself abruptly whisked away into a world where the concept of power reigns supreme. Here, the landscape is painted in stark hues of dominance and submission, where the powerful dictate the fates of the powerless with overwhelming strength. As our main character travles through this unkown land, he comes face to face with the harsh realities of a world where only the strong survive and the weak are left to suffer in the darkness of their own vulnerability. In this world of unforgiving brutality, he must learn to harness the power at his disposal or face the consequences of being devoured by its merciless grasp.

It was Sunday morning the weather was good I went out of my apartment to buy some water and some white sheet papers, i was about going back to my home I dropped off the box's water, because it was quite heavy I can't take both of my hands with three box's, when I drop off the boxs of water, suddenly a handsome man appeared infront of me. And takes up the box over the ground, gives me I heard someone calling me "Miss are you already "I was busy with his fairly skin, pink with sugar lips, shinny face, black hair and his hezal eyes.....I nodded my head and said M_mm.... said "Thank you" He Answered "You're welcome" Then... He started introducing himself,,,,,, To me.... I'm Zain Han..... I introduced myself...I'm hamas,,,,,he "said" nice to meet you hamas.... I answered nice to meet you too Mr. Han. Hehe he laughed at me and said call me my name... I looked down and call him Z. Zain nice to meet you too. I remembered I was having a work at home and I just came out for buying work sheets to print some documents that Mr. xender gives me . oh! I've to go home I've few things to do,,,, Sorry it's pleasure to meet you..... I took him from the box of water and he helped me to take the two box's up to my new apartment,,, unfortunately he said "wow" we are neighbours hehehe...(laugh) Zain: Oh! I think you're new neighbor? me: Mmm... Zain: Okayy... I see. me: we reach the lift suddenly I asked... which number do you want? Zain: 15thfloors. me: Ehh! sure I live 15th floor too hehehe Zain: really I'm lucky I got a new neighbor and friend he smiled and said we are in 15th floor. me: I replied,,, confusedly.. Oh! Zain: he asks me where is your address room? me: replied AAh! I live S5.. Zain: laugh and started staring me,,, me: confused... talking inside to myself what's wrong why is he laughing and looking you is something wrong my home.... Zain: looked me.. and smiled ohh lamme you live here S5 really, I can't believe it Heheh. me: smile,, Ah! yeah... I asked where do you live? Zain: oh sorry I didn't tell where I live,,, Nah. I live here Next room to you address S4.. so we're neighbour now lame.. Heheh.(laugh) and said nice to meet you again hamas . .. me: Same too Zain Zain: where will I put it these boxes? me: oh put it here.. I said thank you for helping me sorry for disturbing you... Zain : No don't mention it's okay and he smiled... me: I told him to sit-down and have glass of water ? Zain : sure,,, he sat on the sofa and waited me.. me : I already cooked my breakfast before I go outside, I handed him a glass of water and asked would you mind to have a breakfast with me ? as I looked down,, because I feel bad someone who helped me from bookshop to my home giving a glass of water only and I don't like eating food alone... since I left my friend Malia in the city M . so whenever I wanted to eat I always go to cafeteria's near my house and eat my food with someone who sitting alone. And today I cooked myself for breakfast I want to do some other works a

Sage normal guy living a normal life, may or may not have died because of some sick burglar. But instead of just heading off to the afterlife the gods of the universes decide to get some entertainment. So they reincarnate Sage to a fantasy world. And what do you know, he’s the son of the demon king. Who’s surprisingly nice. But will everything change when he discovers something truly heartbreaking. Will he seek revenge, will he shut himself off, or will he go completely mad. I dunno so better read Authors note: this will not have a system. Also I’m making stuff up as I go, so expect some changes in the tags and other things like that. By the way I may make a few loopholes so if that happens just feel free to say whatever you like. To be honest I do this for fun, so if you say something rude or mean I will most likely just read it and, wait for it. Move on. That was a horrible joke I know, I don’t know if you could even say it’s a joke, anyways I’m rambling so just ignore me. Hope you enjoy the novel, and remember violence is the question not the answer, and the answer is yes. - a meme I found.

In a mystical realm of Eldoria, an extraordinary establishment emerged amidst the bustling streets of the capital city of Luminaire Kingdom. It wasn't long when unusual people visit there to browse grimoires online, engage in epic virtual duels, and ... share magical memes. The owner named Luke— Luke: "System! Stop the narration. This is just a normal internet cafe with a handsome owner. Or rather, you're the unusual one!" System: "..."

This is a naughty Incubus story. Beware, MC sleeps with all genders. Let me know if you have any suggestions! Please feel free to leave any advice you have about the writing! Warning: NTR, Forced, MM, MF, MMF Here is an excerpt from the story: “Sir John.” The forester said. “Yes…” “May we ask of you another boon.” “Sure…” “Will you seed my wife?” That already happened, but I’ll keep it to myself for now. I sat there in silence and stared at the couple. They were both fidgeting under my scrutiny. “Why do you want your wife to bear my child?” “Because then the child would be blessed.” The wife answered. Oh right, the whole blessing thing. I don’t think that I can impregnate any human since I’m technically a different species, but then again, I have no idea how it works. “What makes you think either of you are worthy of caring for my children?” They both tensed at this. My preconception that blessed people were haughty assholes, verified. They did make this country after all. “Please excuse our presumptuousness, Sir John!” The couple cried as they got on their knees. Mmm. I liked them on their knees in front of me. I stared down at them as they looked up at me with fear. “You must prove that you are worthy to carry my seed.” I said. “You must both prove that you will cherish my seed.” The couple looked at me confused. “How do we do that?” I took off my pants and stood in front of them, my massive flaccid c**k hanging loose. I looked at the forester. “Suck it.”

At 19, Elias is the embodiment of a dreamer lost in a world of history. With soft hazel eyes that always seem to be pondering the mysteries of ages past, Elias carries an air of introspection. He's got that quiet charisma – the type you don’t notice in a crowded room, but in a one-on-one conversation, his depth and passion for history become infectious. Deep down, Elias struggles with finding his place in the modern world. He's emotional, sensitive, and deeply attuned to the feelings of others, which can sometimes be overwhelming in today's chaotic digital age. Yet, he's endearingly genuine. He’ll often lose himself in a history book, feeling the emotions and experiences of those who lived centuries ago. Main Plot: Upon receiving an enigmatic pocket watch from his late grandfather, Elias discovers its time-traveling capabilities. But the journey isn't just about hopping through eras; he encounters iconic women who become genuinely captivated by his understanding and respect for their times. Cleo: "You're not like the men of my time, Max. You’re... different. Also, what's this 'Netflix' you keep talking about?" Max: "Ah, it's like... the modern Colosseum? Entertainment for the masses. Also, yeah, I’m different. I mean, I wear sneakers and know what memes are." While Max's journey with the pocket watch starts as a mere curiosity, it quickly becomes a profound exploration of human history, love, and the fine line between observation and interference. What's with the novel you say -Harem but main point is human relations, story telling and charcter devlopment -The mc is not sigma, alpha but he is no beta or anything you describe....He won't let people walk over him and don't start worshipping women.....but he acts according to situations -Intellegent mc......one who is history nerd to be honest - The mc is not gary stu but he overcomes odd due to plain one one conversation skills and knowledge he has -Harem girls are very appealing and he has personal maids too -No ntr................And don't believe i will do it because i never did it

Let it sing, an ode from a faraway land. Nordarljós, it was named… a land full of wonder that once instilled a wonder to the eyes of many wanderers, A wintry wonder this land was filled with, yet looked stunning from the wondrous glow of many colors that spread amongst its night skies above… sparkling, Aurora Araviksne; most of the natives called it so. And most of the wanderers called it… the Northern Lights, Either names it held, such was a beauty of nature. Such was the way of nature to compromise with the other side of facade that was frigid cold and barren white, and to appeal the likes of those who both born in here and came here only just to get by while carrying on living… living on this land of a winter wonderland. Even though everywhere was plain in white—blanketed in snow—with hardly any exposed green and warm soil, even in summer. Life, however, endured; births continued. And for many unspoken generations, Life on this winter wonderland remained the same, Until that one fateful night… when Aurora Araviksne was lingering in the night cloudless skies… shining the long nighttime together with the Stars without the Moon. Such celestial objects shone as well the event that preceded—or rather, the cause of—the collapse of this winter wonderland, That one fateful night… in which a mysterious woman fell down from the height of the boundless skies, as if born out of the celestial body of a colorful curtain of Aurora Araviksne. A woman with an endearing and voluptuous body, ravishing long white-blonde hair and long-eared. Like a falling star she was, as though coming down from the heaven to this winter wonderland like a falling star so that many people made a wish upon. Such a falling star that should not exist by any means. Because such an existence would soon shatter the peace between the two Realms that had been living in harmony for many untold of centuries, And soon enough… the two Realms would wage war amongst themselves over the possession of the falling star. A war so devastating that it spared little to no survivors to tell the tale… the tale of a past that was once out there to be found,

A man who struggled and lived on earth reincarnated in a new world. When he was trying to become a county official, he was conscripted as a labor disciple from a cultivation sect. The novel is Xuanhuan type and written in first-person view. MC's past, his view on the world, his experience, and his way of life are described by adding some Memes in the Mix. Unlike the usual things that happened in Xuanhuan novel, MC doesn't have a cheat, Op Hax's ability, or Golden finger. Memes wouldn't be explicitly revealed for readers' enjoyment to find out themselves. Au Note, Meme songs would be properly revealed with (the singer - original song). I wrote this novel for readers who love Cultivation fantasy stories but are bored to see the usual cliche event.

Our mc Karl is a soldier serving as an engineer he is deployed in the conflict of the middle east he is a gamer a history nerd and avid reader of webnovel he is german-american ancestry When he is deployed he is tasked by his superior officers To build a fob (forward operation base) in the middle of butt fuck nowhere of course he is pissed Karl: man wtf is the high command thinking Building a fob in butt fuck nowhere *grumbles* *distand noise* Karl,: what is that must have been the wind he then hear a whistling sound and the alarm at the fob blaring Karl: oh fuck he shout he then scream enemy attack get down! Karl eun searching for cover Alas he is very unfortunate a stray bullet hit him in the leg and a mortar round heading he looks up at the sky and see a mortar shell Heading towards him in slow motion his live passed before his very eyes then he remembered a meme im used to be a Oblivion guard: im used to be a adventurer before i take an arrow to the knee It make him chuckles alas it is over he thought Maybe im gonna go get isekaid or something That is his last thought before his body is being shredded to a blodied swiss cheese You want to know more read it thats it

Just as any other days when 20-year-old Hans along with his friends play War Thunder in their custom match with all kind of mods they installed for more fun stuffs. Suddenly, during the fun, a portal appears at the D point where our stupid boiz decided to go through. And here comes their interesting new adventures! Author: this is my second try, I decided to discard the first one, I don't know but through time my ideas built up for the main characters started to be so cringe and boring that I had to stopped. So I start a new one with more fun and memes in it. And English is my second language so errors are expected. Btw enjoy my new book, it means for fun! And don't forget to check out my same novel on Wattpad! (It has pictures and memes there) DISCLAIMER: War Thunder belongs to Gaijin, not me! And any other references in this book also belong their respective owner!