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Lin Yuan, carrying the "Door to Myriad Worlds," transmigrated into the Great Universe of the Starry Sea. Here, the mightiest could obliterate star systems with the flick of a finger, and traverse millions of light-years in an instant. As a bottom-dweller, Lin Yuan could only rely on the "Door to Myriad Worlds" and his innate talent, "Against-Heaven's Understanding," to travel through countless worlds, silently growing stronger. 【Your Against-Heaven's Understanding allows you to cultivate the Muscle-Tenden Transformation Bible, comprehending the 'Muscle-Tendon Transformation Blood Tempering Divine Technique'】 【Your understanding is Heaven-Against, upon extending your comprehension to the Thunder in the Palm, results in the mastery of the 'Thunder Creation Opening Technique'】 【Your understanding is Heaven-Against, while observing the birth and death of worlds, leads to the insight of the 'World in the Palm'】 【Your understanding is Heaven-Against,, through studying the art of external incarnations, culminates in the 'Self-Transformation Great Technique'】 ...... In his unending travels, Lin Yuan ceaselessly grew stronger, until... he was unrivaled across all worlds.

"Nine Heavens cast down the Undying Tree, from the tomb the Immortal's bones were fetched; Taoist Venerable tut-tutted as they drank blood plasma, Old Buddha relished in the chew of meat; Beasts and livestock rang the Dharma Drum, city foxes and hole-dwelling rats boiled in the pot; In the Immortality Wine, the resentful spirits were fishy, at the Killing Banquet, the Dao Fruit was bitter!” In this world where Daoist Skill manifested, countless Sect Cultivators, Side Door Magicians, princes and scholars, officials of high rank and nobles all coveted immortality! Owl God Tomb, stealing heavenly secrets, Pearl Gathering Skill, Holy Infant Pill, bone effigies, Yin God Shrine, human-transformed monsters, Undying Elixir, Red Line Poison, Blood Immortal insects, Mermaid Meat, gold-threaded robes, Five Poisons Primordial Spirit, Seven Star Life Extension... They killed and harmed life only to steal the "Killing Dao Fruit" borne upon that Undying Tree! Until... a sly "Fishing Man" came to this world. Wang Yuan, born with the Small Book of Life and Death, had but a simple and unadorned dream: Amid bustling strings and smoky vistas, on a night bathed in moonlight, in peace and quiet did I lean on the rail, savoring the wind, toasting to the stars. With his "Bride in bridal clothes," watching the sunrise at Taishan in the morning, admiring Qionghua in Luoyang at noon, and drinking under the aurora by the North Sea in the evening. "But you all smell so incredibly fragrant! No more, none shall escape, for today I shall crowdfund Cultivating Immortality! Please... my treasure, turn around!” The blood-red veil of the Bride abruptly fluttered to the ground.

A single beam of light could annihilate the world, a single blade of grass could sever the stars. Shen Qing transmigrated to a magnificent universe where immortals and mortals coexisted, becoming a lowly hunter. With the help of the Water Ink Panel, Shen Qing could endure the refinement of Qi-Blood and cultivate a hundred techniques. A technique, after a thousand hammerings, could border on art, and an art, after a hundred refinings, could border on Dao. From the common Bow Technique of rural hunting, to the Sky-Patrolling Sun Shooting Bow Technique; From the Nine Skills, which nourished and trained Qi and Blood, to the undying Six Paths of Reincarnation Technique; From the outward release of strength in Wind Defying Finger, to the Qi that suppressed mountains and rivers with the Eight Desolate Annihilation Seal; From enduring the refinement of Qi-Blood, he embarked on a difficult path of seeking Dao; to commanding the skies, with the divine might as if overseeing a prison, having mastered the balance of the six realms. It was only when Shen Qing looked back that he realized he had unwittingly become the supreme ruler above ten thousand Daos, an unparalleled True Monarch!

Martial Arts Grandmaster，who achieved the limit of human body, can fight a hundred foes alone as the founder of styles and schools. Yet, they could only reign supreme in ancient times. But the Immortals... Flying on the wind without relying on, they travel through the Azure Void, heading to the Northern Sea by dawn and reaching Cangwu Realm by dusk. Feeding on the wind and drinking the dew, transcending the mundane world, wandering freely with eternal life. That is humanity's ultimate romance. Are Immortals fictional? Do they not exist in the real world? The outcome depends on the individual! The Martial Path was originally a defiance of the heavens, surpassing limits, turning the impossible into possible! So, what is wrong with desiring to become a Human Immortal, journeying to the Northern Sea Star by morning and reaching the Cangwu Realm by dusk? This is the story of someone in the modern world of martial arts who, armed with just a bit of informational advantage, ultimately became a Human Immortal and shattered stars with a single punch.

Li Che had transmigrated and, after living nineteen ordinary years, he opted to accept his fate, marrying and having children, striving to support his family. But the moment his daughter was born.... Through his daughter, he rose in status, and his life was no longer ordinary. ... With his daughter’s safe birth, you gained a Dao Fruit, "Immortal Artisan". When his daughter turned one, safe and sound, you gained the Dao Fruit "Dragon Elephant Vajra". At his daughter's age of two, free from illness and disaster, he gained a Dao Fruit, "Pure Heart". By the time his daughter was three, lively and clever, he gained a Dao Fruit, "Chess Saint". His daughter was four, five, six years old.... ... Li Che discovered that with each passing year of his daughter’s age, he could condense a Dao Fruit to enhance himself. From then on, Li Che harbored a simple and unpretentious wish. A Dao Fruit a year, quietly safeguarding longevity. As a father, he only wished... Starting from the warmth of his wife and child by the hearth, to peacefully protect his daughter's immortality. Silently condensing countless Dao Fruits. Henceforth cultivating his spirit, invincible between heaven and earth.

Lyra I will take revenge who ever kill my father's!

Before meeting Shen Xu, all Zhen Yuan wanted was to seek the dao and cultivate to the peak. After meeting Shen Xu, he thought the dao was important, but his wife was the most important. When Shen Xu transmigrated into a book, he mistakenly believed that Zhen Yuan was not a character in the original story. What he didn't expect was that his husband was the most mysterious and powerful unnamed character in the original novel.

Harry Wales has the dual attributes of ice and thunder, has been practicing Cultivation for less than a hundred years, but he has already crossed four realms and entered the Golden core stage. In terms of talent and qualifications, he is definitely a rare existence. Unfortunately, geniuses are not always favored by God. When they are unlucky, bad luck still comes. What? The gold core is broken? ! It doesn't matter. Anyway, the realm has not dropped. Just spend some time to condense another one. As a cultivator who has advanced to the Jindan stage in less than a hundred years of cultivation, the remaining life is enough to squander. What? Even the Dantian is destroyed? ! The realm is also falling? ! This is difficult! Since ancient times, cultivators have used the Dantian as the basis to start the road of cultivation. Without the Dantian, the foundation of cultivation is lost, just like the ladder to heaven is broken at the beginning. The cultivation world continues to this day, and countless cultivators like the Ganges star sand follow this iron law. Can the shackles of heaven be broken? Is it really impossible to practice without the Dantian? support brother and sister..

Being a young gifted lad with an eccentric father and a superficially jealous mother. Xiao Ming grows up to discover that he is a possessor of a powerful ancient physique- THE ANCIENT DAO BODY. Bearing it in mind that his existence like the other pre-possessors of his physique was either a huge threat or a blessing to his society and it's members. He and the Chaotic Sword forge their way through the disasters of the world to establish their existence. Finally as the solemn and one true Dao Emperor, he fixes a family issue and builds the one true Holy Dao Universe. Read the tell tale of the journey of a true hero as he ascends from a 'mere mortal' to an Emperor at the peak of the Ninth Heaven through his domineering and overbearing will.

Yang Xiaotian does not spend thousands of years trying to comprehend Dao. He does not wait for a sudden flash of opportunity to understand something. He does not waste time thinking about some mysterious "step" or some "minor dao or major dao or grand dao" nonsense. Instead, he finds inspiration in the embrace of nature and of course, in the embrace of beautiful women! Also, he uses his brain to comprehend the "mystery of heaven and earth" and he also understands that cultivation is an endless journey without any destination. He is a smart protagonist who does not act like a blackhole in front of women! He is a man of action! This is smut with hours of backstory, it contains hentai themes like MILF, Oyakodon, Futanari and so on. Reader discretion is advised regarding this filthy webnovel!

The Laughing Demon, Zǔ Zhòu, who had plunged the Nine Heavens into despair, met his demise by defying the Laws of the Dao. However, fate intervened. Transmigrated into a new body millions of years later, with his forbidden bloodline still bound to his soul, he seeks to live this new life as he did before, stopping at nothing, even if it means destroying the Heavenly Dao itself!

"Master all 999,999 paths of the Grand Dao...Rule the Grand Heavenly Dao...And with the power of the Universe, Dominate all things...I am..." "THE IMMORTAL SUPREME!" --------- In the Grand Multiverse, there are gems that existed before creation they were the tools used for the creation of the multiverse. These gems held limitless power and no one had ever gotten a hold of all of them at once. The highest a person has ever gotten to possess was two of them. But Arthur managed to get three of the most powerful gems in the universe, the Gem of Time, the Gem of Fate, and the Gem of Soul. With this, he enacted a plan that will make him the ruler of the consciousness that rules the Grand Multiverse...the Grand Dao. But he faced an attack he was not ready for and almost died... Years later, he returns from another reality with most of his memories lost and gets reincarnated into the cultivation world again, and this time with one extra gem, the Gem of Space. In this story you will not witness world domination, no...you will bear witness to something much grander. Something that has never occurred since the beginning of time. The grand story of a man who wants to become the Sovereign of the Grand Multiverse. ````````` [Alternate Synopsis] I woke up today with great expectations for my future. But something greater than my expectations happened instead. From almost getting killed in a store robbery, to witnessing something that I would only see in fiction happen before my very eyes. And then getting transported to another world, and suddenly finding out that the dreams I had of myself being a powerful cultivator like the main characters of the cultivation novels I enjoy reading, were actually my past memories... ..to getting reincarnated after almost getting killed by the 999,999 souls that were clones of me? "Yeah, if I wasn't sure before, then I am now." "I am definitely tripping!" >>>> Arthur. ------------ Disclaimer: I have no rights to the art used for this novel's cover. All credit goes to its creator. ----------- "Let's break the Webnovel Algorithm!" >>>> Author: Victor Vaden. Schedule: 2 chapters/day.

Yu Nianzhen and Jiang Yue were born on the same day of the same month and year. They went to the same schools, lived the same life, and then they kissed! Three years later, they transmigrated to a world of cultivation. In this new world, Yu Nianzhen and Jiang Yue were determined to be together and transcend the highest peak. This novel isn't a slow burn by any definition of the term. Romance will start within the first fifty chapters. Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THE COVER IMAGE AND I WILL IMMEDIATELY TAKE IT DOWN UPON REQUEST.

Shen Yuan was a weak and frail, orphan boy leaving happily with his grandfather, a normal mortal life. One day his grandfather dies in a tragic incident, which also sets his path to become an immortal. Can he take revenge for his grandfather's death ? Can he learn the secrets of his origin that lie buried? Watch Shen Yuan as he breaks the shackles of fate and walks his path to becoming a god!

"I shall tame all things, even the very Dao itself shall submit to my authority." ~ Xian Tiandi ---------- "The higher you stand the farther you can see." Xian Tiandi sighed and looked at the Golden Time Hourglass in his hands and without any further hesitation he activated it's one-time-use ability all for one purpose. To start all over again. It didn't matter that he was the Dao Sovereign at the peak of the world revered by countless immortals and mortals alike. He wanted to ascend to a higher realm of power and to achieve that he had to start all over again. Even though he wasn't sure if this artifact will work, Xian Tiandi took a leap of faith. A leap through time. Let's see, what happens when such a mighty figure initiates a restart for the perfect run. His method? Pioneer a new Dao. The Dao of Supreme Taming! -----------

Bertransmigrasi ke Xiao Yan bersama dengan Sistem Gamer Kultivasi Dao Dewa Tertinggi Abadi, seorang anak laki-laki dan perjalanan sistemnya untuk mencapai puncak Gunung Tai! novel by:th3MadLad

Once upon time a wise man had said, “All men and women are born equal.” Well he lied, no one is born equal if it were so people would not be envious, would not desire harm on each other, especially HIM. Him, who is the envy of many, the goal of others, the object of hatred, the object of love and lust of countless, since he first took his breath. No matter what everyone wishes of him he stood tall and surpassed and flourished no matter what challenges and tribulations stood in his way he broke through them since he first opened his eyes to gaze at the world. The wise man is a liar, after all how can all men and women are equal when the Heaven’s itself decreed him to be It’s most favorite and beloved child.

Lyra's dreams were painted in shades of turquoise and emerald, the colors of the river that held her heart captive. In those dreams, she saw him again – the boy with warm brown eyes, the boy who had promised to return. He was a whisper in the wind, a phantom in her memories, a dream she clung to with a fierce hope. But as the years passed, the line between reality and dream blurred, leaving her wondering if the river's promise was just a beautiful illusion. I hope you like it (:

The cultivation world is vast, filled with endless mysteries and the elusive Dao. The path to greatness in this realm is solitary and demands unwavering perseverance. Only those with the strength to endure and the will to conquer can ascend to the pinnacle of power. In this cultivation world, what is the right companion for oneself? This is the story of a young transmigrator's journey to The Rise of the Beast Tamer Family.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

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Guanzhong is a Dao ke, a sward man, he used to be a bounty hunter, untill he meet this boy, Xuanzang, then the jouney begin,

After the Dao pillar of the Great Change Universe was destroyed in a battle between the most powerful forces in existence, the 33 Heavenly Dao that make up the foundation of the Universe were scattered throughout time and space. While cultivators could still cultivate and comprehend the Heavenly Dao of the Universe, without the Dao pillar, the Universe was slowly crumbling away. *** Aron Perch was born in the prestigious Perch family of the Olson Empire. Within the Olson Empire, the Perch family was known for it's powerful cultivators and their contributions to the founding of the Empire. As he was born, Aron assimilated with fragments of the Dao Pillar that had broken off. With the power of the Dao of Divination, Feng Wei will journey through this collapsing Universe.

Overpowered Mc ✅ Face Slapping✅ Overpowered System✅ Jun Xiao, a Rank 9 High-Level King while exploring a Ten Star dungeon is devoured by a black hole. He is then reincarnated in the Jun Family of the Spirit Realm with no martial talent or spirit root But, he is surprised when he learns that his family is the strongest in the Spirit Realm. Being from a powerful family he struggles to find his place. However, his fate changes for good when he awakens his golden finger “The Talent System,” allowing him to absorb the skills and abilities of those he kills. As he embarks on a journey of stealing ahem.. finding talents and power, Jun Xiao rises from obscurity to become an unstoppable force, challenging the geniuses and heaven-chosen of the world in the process, becoming unrivalled in the world.

Bhoumik, a reserved and resourceful young man, reunites with his old friends for a long-overdue trip to the legendary Mount Kailash, a sacred site steeped in myths of divine power and eternal balance. But what begins as a casual adventure takes an unexpected turn when a mysterious old man gifts Bhoumik a strange pendant—a lotus-shaped relic brimming with secrets. As the group ventures deeper into the mystical terrain, the pendant begins to reveal its enigmatic power, connecting Bhoumik to the twin lakes of Manasarovar and Rakshastal, said to embody the forces of creation and destruction. Strange phenomena follow him, and an innocent moment of curiosity sets off a chain of events that traps the group in a hidden realm beneath the mountain. In this unfamiliar world of cultivators, ancient sects, and celestial conflicts, Bhoumik must navigate a path fraught with danger and intrigue. As he uncovers the truth about the pendant’s origins, he realizes it holds the power to shape the fate of both realms—a power coveted by allies and enemies alike. With his friends by his side, including the brave yet playful Riddhi and the gentle-hearted Sachi, Bhoumik faces trials that test not only his growing abilities but also his deepest emotions. Along the way, he forms unexpected bonds, even with those who start as enemies, and discovers that his destiny may be tied to the balance of creation and destruction itself. But as forces beyond comprehension close in, Bhoumik must decide: will he embrace the pendant’s immense power to protect those he loves, or will it consume him and the world around him? Supreme Ruler of Creation and Destruction is a thrilling tale of transmigration, cultivation, and the eternal struggle between light and shadow. It weaves intense action, mystical intrigue, and heartfelt relationships into an epic journey that explores the limits of power, fate, and human connection.

When the janitor holds the power of the heavens, who’s really cleaning up after whom? Wei Jin, an unassuming janitor at the famed Celestial Peak Sect, wields a rare Purification Dao—the ability to cleanse curses, dispel dark energies, and purify Qi. While arrogant disciples and powerful elders overlook him, Wei Jin quietly unravels the sect’s darkest mysteries, from ancient curses to spirit beasts with hidden agendas. With every sweep of his broom, he inches closer to a destiny no one anticipated. Follow Wei Jin as he turns the humblest of roles into a path to immortality, armed with nothing but wit, humility, and cleansing power. This series will be very long. Most chapters will reflect this.

Michael, an ordinary and average guy, suddenly finds himself in a dangerous fantasy cultivation world after being randomly chosen in a multiversal lottery. Armed with a wish system that may taunt him some times, grants him one wish every week, Michael has to survive in this harsh world of cultivators, monsters, and mysterious powers. However, the system has strict rules—he can’t wish for direct power. However average Michael was, he loved his family on Earth and that's why his main goal is to return to Earth. To do that, he must climb to the highest realm of cultivation, all while avoiding greedy enemies and dangerous beasts. With each wish, Michael gets closer to his goal, but the challenges only grow tougher as the world around him becomes more dangerous.