I Can T Touch Grass I Eated It All

'Kill monsters, eat meat' 'I mean, Kill monsters, save lives. Got it.' 'Tut, I could've sworn that the first one sounded better.' She wasn't a girl looking for freedom or self-righteous liberation by a hero, or whatever shit a girl who suffered for almost all her life would crave. -the shit of a life she was living was horrible, but it was bearable, and so she got used to it. Rather, instead of freedom, what this little missy wanted was money. Lots and lots of them so she never has to worry about the next day. Money - bountiful enough that when she has to spend, she doesn't need to look back or calculate her assets to see how much she has left. Money - bountiful enough to get all the fried chicken she could ever dream of. Yeah, you heard it, fried chicken. For those who did not have money to spare leisurely, getting fried chicken was like a pipe dream to them and she had been one of those unfortunate souls. A comfortable roof above her head and no worries as to when she would get ordered around to steal. No worries about when she would get her next meal-- That was her liberation. And she got it. Just that, she got it most absurdly. Awakened! Those were the people ruling the world, alongside beastly and deadly monsters who threatened the safety of average human beings. And those awakened call the shots. Alice never dreamed she would one day be awakened, and compared to others with their game-like system displaying their attributes and strength; she had a full-grown man whom only she could hear, watching her back at every turn and telling her what to do. He was kinda a pain in the ass but she couldn't complain. It was this gift he had bestowed on her that made her the most powerful Awakened there was with stats that even S-class awakeneds couldn't compare to. She was the boss, now. Mwa-hahahahaha. But life didn't go as easy and leisurely as she planned. With great power comes great responsibility, right? Well, in her case with great power comes great hunger. She couldn't go a moment without getting hungry and her stomach had become a bottomless pit. And to get food, she needed money, and to get money, she had to hunt monsters. The monsters plagued humanity, causing catastrophes and taking lives mercilessly. Those monsters, as scary as they may be, were her target and she had to face them head-on. The bigger the monsters the more money she would gain. Yeah, that was the plan, but... This guy acting as her system seemed to have other plans, putting her at the forefront of 'justice' and having her clean the mess he somewhat created. 'Ugh, I can already sense a shadow of foreboding. Someone, please tell me I'm not acting the main character role. I just want to eat, okay?'

Jidenna stared at the harem villain's unconscious body under his feet and the 13 knocked out beauties scattered around him. He looked at the sky and sighed, "Can't I have a break" **** After being betrayed and killed by the one closest to him Jidenna, an ancient god woke up in a rental apartment with no memory of who he was. His only clue was the acceptance letter on his laptop to a university across the continent and the insight that accompanied him: he could know the use of an object with a touch. But before he could fully adjust to his new reality he was poisoned. Dragging himself from the gate of hades he went on a spree of revenge and afterwards set off to another land for schooling. Thinking to himself that the action was over but he began to notice strange things ever since he entered Pǔshì University His roommate wanted to siphon his luck. His seatmate was a trouble magnet and a harbinger of disaster. The random elderly man wanted to steal his girl and make her his 108th concubine. As if that wasn't enough action already the world ended gods and monsters tore open the sky bringing forth a new era of chaos. Bursting with anger, Jidenna rubbed them all in the sand and stuffed grass in their mouths. ——— Contact me on Instagram @Daoist_Starweaver

James Park always believed his life was ordinary, maybe even a little pathetic. At 28, he was a socially awkward man who’d never had a girlfriend, let alone experienced the thrill of love. But when an ad for a webnovel app lured him into the world of romance stories, his lonely nights took an unexpected turn. One fateful evening, James stumbled upon The Prince’s Heart, a BL novel that wasn’t his usual taste but somehow captivated him. The story of the charming yet fragile prince and his stoic knight stayed with him, long after he turned the final page—or rather, hit the dreaded hiatus mark. Frustrated and yearning for more, James was left hanging, haunted by the unfinished tale. Then, a twist of fate changed everything. Struck by a car on an empty street, James woke up to find himself inhabiting the very world of The Prince’s Heart. What’s more, he wasn’t just any character—he had become Prince Adrian Reika, the beloved royal at the center of the kingdom’s turmoil. With his foreknowledge of the plot, James finds himself torn between surviving the challenges ahead and untangling the complicated relationships surrounding Adrian. But living the life of a prince isn’t all romance and intrigue. The kingdom is teetering on the edge of chaos, and every decision he makes could shape its future. And then there’s the knight—the man destined to fall for him. Can James navigate this story without getting swept up in its emotions? Or will the life he never imagined claiming become the one he can’t escape? For readers who love gripping plots, dynamic characters, and a fresh twist on reincarnation, this story promises drama, adventure, and a touch of heart that even skeptics won’t be able to resist.

A cultivator with normal aptitude finally found a treasure that could change his life but to his disappointment, he could not directly benefit from it. *Warning* The MC of this story is goofy. If you are looking for a smart and serious MC, you will be disappointed. Also, my grammar is shit. If you receive brain damage after reading the first chapter, run. ----------- Upload Schedule: Monday-Friday. Weekend rest. ----------- 30 chapters ahead on Patreon, patreon.com/PotatoHero ----------- My ko-fi link is for those who want to support me. ko-fi.com/PotatoHero

August Clementine was once Reacher, a wealthy and thrill-seeking businessman who had everything but satisfaction in life. After a fatal adventure, Reacher awakens on a parallel Earth, in the body of the destitute and troubled 19-year-old August Clementine. With his new identity, August finds himself burdened with debt and responsible for his beloved younger sister, Sophia. Desperate to change their fate, August immerses himself in Enders Light, a cutting-edge VRMMORPG that blurs the line between virtual and reality. In this fantastical game world, players can bring specific items that meet certain requirements into the real world and even gain a fraction of their in-game abilities and strength. Stuck at level 12 and unable to progress past his starting village due to a rare armor shortage, August must rely on his wits and determination. A breakthrough comes when he retrieves a mystical purification stone from a river teeming with magical aqua beasts and uses it to cleanse an ancient, corrupted altar. His reward includes the legendary Fruit of Corruption, a priceless item with the potential to grant supernatural abilities in the real world. Caught between the allure of selling the fruit for financial security and the temptation of gaining extraordinary powers, August must make a choice that will define his and Sophia’s future... "What? I gained the ability to extract any item from the game into the real world without restrictions?"

Global changes have occurred, the world has turned into a game, and strange monsters are raging all over the world. To become stronger and to resist disasters. Everyone is changing classes and moving up their ranks like crazy. Some people become wizards in their first transformation, while others become professional thunder warriors in their second transformation. But Ling Zhan did the opposite. First, he chose a non-professional class and added the blue bar to all attribute points. “It's crazy. I don't have a class. All I have are low-level skills before I change classes. How can I fight in the later stages? What's the use of the blue bars? It can't increase combat effectiveness. It's really funny...” However, when the battle occurs, Level 3 Thunder Warrior: “I'm shocked, non-professionals are so strong?” A certain third-level Elf Queen: “Infinite blue bars, invincible in one-on-one combat, No. 1 in team battles, how can we fight like this?”

[ Warning: Mature content (R-18)] In a world where the strong is king and weak don't have any right to even raise their heads. Eric, a boy of humble origin, was beaten to half-death state and thrown into the Demon abyss. Luckily, he survived and even got a life-changing opportunity in the form of [Godly Devil System] However... "What? I'm a half devil and the most suitable path for me is of a Dual Cultivator?!" Join Eric as he rises from the bottom, breaks the societal norms, and create a place himself for the world. --- Don't find the synopsis appealing? Come try the story, I assure you, you wouldn't be disappointed. Discord Server: https://discord.gg/B89UzCDFck Happy reading~

Theodore Griffith was a master of Reality. He understood the parallel universe in the form of another reality. He was aware that someone’s wish, story, or pure imagination could give birth to a new reality just like his own. Hence, he planned to find the creator of his reality by roaming among the realities. This time, he entered a new reality connected to several other realities. However, what made him certain the most was that this reality was connected to the person who created his reality. He knew that fact because of the ability he gained in this world. He could actually see people’s comments, allowing him to realize that his entire life and reality were born from a story. “Hehe. You have made a mistake in making me realize this. With the readers on my back, I can force you, the author, to make a plot for us to meet.” Theo said while giggling. “That’s why I’m counting on you guys.” --------- Other Works: 1. Oil Tycoon: Let's Find Oil in a Martial World 2. God of Tricksters (Completed) 3. Gacha Sovereign (Completed) 4. The Magician of Sound (Completed) 5. Reincarnated to Bonk in Another World (Completed)

High in the Unreachable Mountains, Trill, a warrior trained by the Goatmen assassins, discovers his unique ability to control plants and fungi while mastering alchemy and swordsmanship. Haunted by a mysterious past and the medallion around his neck, his life is upended when Malgrin the Unbroken, a sorcerer bent on domination, invades his hidden village. As Malgrin enslaves the Goatmen and kills Trill’s mentor, Granny Gruff, Trill escapes, vowing vengeance. Descending the mountains for the first time, he embarks on a perilous journey to free his people, uncover his origins, and harness his powers against a rising tide of darkness.

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Ava Sinclair’s life is turned upside down when she wakes up one morning to find herself married to a stranger, Maximus Blackwell, with no memory of the events leading up to the marriage. Torn between the looming responsibilities of an unexpected pregnancy, a career on the line, and a fiancé who won’t give up, Ava must navigate the tangled webs of family secrets, betrayal, and corporate power. As she unravels the truth behind her marriage, she discovers that love may be the one thing she can't control—but can she trust it?

Ernest pria yang sangat kompeten dan ambisius, ia masih berkuliah namun juga sambil berkerja pada suatu hari ia bertemu wanita cantik di malam prom event kampus, Julya namanya. Setelah malam itu Julya mengejar-ngejar Ernest selalu membuntuti Ernest di mana pun ia berada, dan selalu merayu Ernest. Pria bertubuh kekar dan memakai kaca mata itu sangat di sukai Julya entah karna matanya yang berwarna biru terang atau karna pria itu sangat tampan dan bertubuh kekar. Julya wanita berambut oranye bak bulu rubah dengan mata berwarna hijau yang selalu mengikuti Ernest dan menyatakan perasaannya dengan gombalan andalannya tanpa di ketahui Ernest, Julya mempunyai kekasih beda falkultas namun Julya masih menggerayangi Ernest. Pada suatu malam Ernest memberanikan diri untuk menelpon Julya duluan setelah sekian lama Julya yang duluan menelpon Ernest. "Halo, julya.. kalau kau ada waktu ayo kita makan bersama dengan keluargaku dan bawalah keluargamu juga kita bahas hubungan kita, aku menghindari pacaran untuk jenjang yang lebih serius" Ernest berucap dengan tegas, suaranya yang berat membuat Julya saat itu tersadar apa yang ia lakukan, malam itu Julya di beri obat tidur oleh pacarnya dan ia di perkosa, saat ini Julya membelokan matanya ia memegangi selimut menutupi tubuhnya. "Ernest.. kau serius?" Tanya julya tak percaya. "Kalau kau tidak mau.. hmm.. tidak lupakan-" "T-tidak bagaimana kalau... hari sabtu nanti?" Tanya Julya. "Mm.. baiklah akan ku beri tau lokasinya" "Hmm.. baik!" Ernest menutup teleponnya dan dengan kegirangan Julya buru-buru memakai baju dan pergi dari hotel itu. Apa yang akan terjadi dengan hubungan mereka? Bacalah di wattpad dengan Judul: Can I Get You? Ingat kalau authornya bernama SiyaDaraEleanor. Jangan lupa komen dan tinggalkan jejak KARNA ITU GRATIS Enjoy ;)

I could not use any element in a world full of people using elements. I grew up in a very peaceful village during a time of war among the tribes until Hasake came and killed everyone looking for the Phoenix Jewel. Thanks to him, I was able to discover my power of using more than one element. My goal is to use all the elements to their strongest, find Hasake, and stop the war going on.

In a world of endless star fields and interdimensional wars, the wizards' floating city conquered one world after another. At the wizard academy, through blood-stained exams, the towering wizard tower sent wizards batch after batch. Becoming an apprentice wizard, Richard activated the miracle furnace deep within his soul, where constant refining of materials granted him knowledge and skills... The veteran's weapon could be refined into legendary martial arts techniques. The ancient wizard's encrypted notes could be refined into lost knowledge. The remains of brutal monsters could be refined into monster bloodlines. In this era of great voyages in the wizarding world, Richard was destined to become a leader of his time.

Sapphire Adler has always been the queen of Celestia High. Blessed with beauty, intelligence, and the wealth of her powerful family, she effortlessly commands the attention of every boy on campus and the envy of her female peers. But her seemingly perfect life begins to unravel when Amara Cole, a fiery transfer student with a reputation for rebellion, steps into the spotlight and challenges everything Sapphire thought she knew about herself. Drawn to Amara's fearless independence and undeniable charm, Sapphire finds herself questioning her role as the untouchable "it girl." As romance blossoms between the two, Sapphire discovers a world beyond the superficial adoration of her countless suitors—a world of vulnerability, passion, and authenticity. However, not everyone is thrilled with Sapphire’s newfound independence. Jealous rivals, spurned admirers, and even her closest friends conspire to tear her down, culminating in a series of events that threaten to expose secrets that could destroy her carefully constructed image. Caught between the expectations of her peers and the magnetic pull of her heart, Sapphire must navigate a minefield of betrayal, desire, and self-discovery. In a school where power dynamics rule and love is a dangerous game, will she risk everything to embrace her true self—or lose it all in the process? "I Dominate All Men" is a thrilling tale of love, rivalry, and empowerment, blending romance and drama with a fiery girl-love relationship at its core.

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Nielsen Emmanuel Mercado is a typical teen ager who fell in love to a beautiful and sweet girl Alyanna Maine Guererro. Despite of a very young age, they fell in love and did everything just to protect their relationship. Pero lahat ng nagmamahal ay dumadaan sa pagsubok at nasasaktan.Hindi mo masasabing nagmahal ka kung hindi ka nasaktan. Ilang beses ng sinubok ang kanilang relasyon at sa bawat pagsubok na ito ay naroon ang takot na baka sa susunod ay hindi na nila mapagtagumpayan kaya sa huli gumawa sila ng paraan para ma~secure ang relasyon nila na iniingatan nila mula pa sa pagkabata. At kung kailan pa na inakala nila na maayos na ang lahat saka pa sila nagkahiwalay ng tuluyan. May forever pa ba sila? Do first love never ever dies? All I know is that a part of me is still owned by you....( Lainhel )

A sexy man dies while bravely fighting terrorists, only to wake up in a mysterious world filled with glowing balls of different colours, strange dungeons, and white beings. This story is packed with comedy, thrilling adventures, and unforgettable moments.

Li Wei finds himself transmigrated into a cultivation world within a Demonic Sect. With a system that allows him to optimise cultivation techniques

What happens if a human fall to the lowest of the low? Abandoned, destroyed, lonely, Elias is failure at life and a disgusting human being, if you consider such a person human, everything that could possibly go bad in his life happened so Elias turned out to be a criminal and a low-life selling and consuming drugs at a large portion One day he is forced to attend a drug rehabilitation camp so he can sell his product to vulnerable subjects but after having a mental break down he attempts to take his life away but before doing so a girl stops him in his track, beginning his trip to redemption

I should have died that night. I remember the cold water dragging me under, the pain, the darkness swallowing me whole. But then he appeared—a man with burning red eyes and a wicked smile. He saved me… and now I belong to him. I don’t remember the deal I made, only that he won’t let me go. Not until I give him what he wants. But I’m not some helpless girl waiting to be claimed. I will take back my life, my empire, and uncover the truth buried in my past. "You made a promise, Eve," he reminds me, his voice low and smooth. "And I always collect." But the more I remember, the more I realize the real danger isn’t him—it’s the part of me that doesn’t want to run. What did I promise him? Why can’t I bring myself to leave? And will I ever be able to take back control of my life?

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Alex Darvin is an ordinary man with an extraordinary gift: he can do anything simply because he can. From defeating the most formidable foes to solving the most complex problems , Alex’s abilities know no bounds. His power is not limited by physical, logical, or metaphysical constraints. He can alter reality, manifest objects, and overcome any challenge with a mere thought. Living a quiet life in a small town, Alex keeps his abilities hidden, using them only when absolutely necessary. However, his peaceful existence is shattered when a mysterious organization discovers his powers and seeks to exploit them for their own gain. but then don't know what is awaiting them.

Evelyn Chase is a woman of many faces. By day, she's a savvy business consultant, and by night, she's a cunning con artist with a history of scamming wealthy men. But when she wakes up married to a man she doesn’t remember, she’s thrust into a web of lies, betrayal, and high-stakes games of deception. Liam Sterling, a self-proclaimed broke artist, claims to be her husband. But when Evelyn learns the shocking truth that Liam is actually Alexander Quinn, a reclusive billionaire, she is forced into a partnership with the man she tried to con. As their schemes unfold, lines between truth and lies blur, passion ignites, and Evelyn must decide if she can open her heart to love—before it’s too late.