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What’s it Like to Eat Your Own Words? Salty? Bitter? No clue? Then go ahead and ask Fara. Fara Brianka Genio, the powerhouse CEO of her own advertising agency, lives by one unshakable rule: No romantic relationships between employees. Period. But life is a bitch, Honey. As the boss, Fara takes integrity seriously, both in her company and her personal life. But things start to spiral when her five year relationship with Sean hits a rocky patch. Just as she’s trying to hold it all together, along comes Ziggy, a charming, aggravating employee with a knack for causing trouble. One fateful, blurry night, Fara mistakes Ziggy for Sean, and the next morning… let’s just say clothes weren’t part of the equation. Now Fara’s facing the biggest PR crisis of her life named her own love life. What’s a woman to do when the no-strings rule tangles her up in chaos? Can she keep her cool as the boss, or will Ziggy flip her world upside down?

A smile. It's an expression that I think is the most beautiful thing one could witness. A genuine smile is filled with so much beauty behind it, which is why I think it's so beautiful. But I lost my smile, long ago, because of my past. But I wasn't alone, there was someone like me, and it's Veronica. I don't know how, or when, but she also lost her smile because of a past experience that took away her smile for good. Getting closer to her, I realized that she returned my smile... my smile that I had lost for so long. She lifted the walls that surrounded me, just by being herself. And now, I want to do the same for her, I want to bring back her smile, I want to break through the wall that separates me from her, I want her to open up to, I want her to see me as her friend like how I see her as a friend, and most of all, I really, really, really... want to see her smile. No matter how long it takes me, I'll wait, just to bring back her smile, like how she brought back mine.

Love exist in many form almost in all relationship. There are love as sweet as honey, as bitter as kale, as sour as pickled lemon, as salty as salt. There are love as deadly as a black hole, with no future. There are love as passionate as fire unable to be extinguish. People always have different meaning and understanding of love. Some people say, “love is when you build up each other.” Some people say, “love is when I press myself into your back at night and feel our future.” Some people say, “love is comfort in uncomfortable places.” Some people say, “love feels like coming home.” Some people say, “love is when someone starts to take up space in your mind.” Yet, none of them could really describe what love is. Love exist and yet it meaning remain unsolved. While it is simple in word, however it is complex in action. Love make a person happy, sad, and mad at the same time. The obsession, the burning and mixed emotion that one felt when they are in love will always remain a mystery. How do you fall in love? How do you fall out of love? Aretha, the fruit of love between her mother and her father, blessed by the Angel of Death, grew up among the dark reality of the world. The love she has to go through filled with thorn, walking the long path away from happiness. Yet she earn for a love as warm as sun. The same love she used to feel with the family she love. “Ella, I know how badly I had hurt you, but I love you so much to let you go. I rather die than to be apart from you.” “Then you should just die.” “Aretha, anything you want, I will give it to you. I shall grant your wish however you pleased. If it the world that you want, I will bring the world to your feet.” “I don’t need it.” “Aretha, do you really have to leave? Can’t you stay, here, with me?” “There are people I need to protect.” ................................................................................................

a calamity once shook the earth and made it seem like extinction of all was certain however amidst the ashes of destruction the earth sudden awakened a latent power which seeped out from its core, transforming the earth and it's inhabitants and granting humans miraculous powers called ABILITIES which were powered by the energy which humans had evolved to harness. plants and animals on the other hand continuously evolved into terrifying beasts with slight semblance to their weaker predecessors. Now, over 3000 years later a mysterious young boy surrounded by strange circumstances,a past shrouded in mystery , and an unusual aura surrounding him finds himself with a mysterious system and in the prestigious sentinel military academy now with a new unknown ally in the form of the system Zen is on a mission for so much more than he knows. will he succeed? especially with literal and figurative ghosts from his past coming back to haunt them and pieces of their mysterious past coming to haunt him? ( wait did i say "them" and "their"? oops spoilers!) [important message] okay so the novel starts out a bit slow with little to no action scenes and more about providing info on the world and the MC Also,truth is i was confused about what to put as a warning notice or whether to put one at all because although the novel might contain some salty language there's really nothing too extreme. also I'd like to guarantee that there are no smut scenes. there might be some times when it almost happens or it did and I might not just go into it in detail or skip it altogether. plus there might be some times with extreme gore and torture both physical and psychological (mostly psychological) especially considering I want who as far as you know is the MC and most characters surrounding him to be as heartless as possible , and I want it to be clear that the MC is by no means a good person and won't hesitate to do some morally questionable stuff to achieve his goals,although not without reason. one last thing is that at first it might seem like I'm trying to make him powerful from the start for no reason but it's mostly due to specific circumstances. okay bye!

Hunger is necessary to invoke a desire to eat. Cravings are not necessary, and usually are the trait of a glutton in the making. If you happen to catch the deadly disease of what they call a "Sweet Tooth", I sternly warn you dear reader... don't be salty. It happens to the best of us. Just swallow.

Synopsis: Demian Maxwell is the Crown Prince to the Grove Kingdom and an alpha. It's his first year at Oakswood Academy and a certain beta has garnered his attention, but why does Ophelia Rosewood keep popping up when he least expects it? Remi Sato is a renowned name in the science community, and this famous herbologist is starting his first year at Oakswood Academy. But this boy has a secret, and lots of them. He is secretly the omega prince, Remington Arlow and a reincarnated soul who just wants to be with his favorite otome game character. Excerpt: Remi looked at him in confusion. Demian saw the moment that Remi realized what he wanted when Remi's face turned a brilliant shade of scarlet, matching his beautiful pink eyes which seemed a tad darker than they were just moments before. "You-" Remi started, his words dying out. Demian pointed to his still open mouth, uncaring of how undignified he looked at the moment. This was something he needed, a peaceful, uncaring day with a beautiful beta to tease to get his mind off the nightmares he had recently been plagued with. Remi chewed on his bottom lip in contemplation. Before Demian could tell Remi that he was only teasing him, Remi picked up a fork and speared a piece of fish on the tines. With a red face, Remi raised the fork up until it was even with Demian's mouth, his hand under the fork to catch the food if it fell. Demian's eyes widened minutely but he refused to pass up the opportunity that was given to him. He leaned forward and took the piece of fish between his teeth, sliding it off the utensil. A rich, nutty flavor with a sweet sugary taste coated his tongue pleasantly. "This is really good," Demian said after swallowing his food. "I'm excited to try other dishes made by you." Remi flushed crimson once again. It was interesting to see such contrasting reactions out of him. One minute, Remi could be daring and confident, and in the next he could be timid and shy. "How about some vegetables this time?" Demian once again opened his mouth. A salty, leafy taste filled his senses this time. The salt wasn't overpowering and it brought out the natural flavors of the mixed vegetables that included asparagus and carrots. Remi lowered the utensils and looked away. "You have two perfectly good hands, feed yourself," he mumbled. The back of his ears and neck were tinged red. *This a teen-fantasy-romance novel set in the omegaverse.*

To clean or not to clean, is that even a question? Pavlo was born in a relatively poor family. Yet, thanks to his vivid intelligence and innate energy that always pushed him for the greater heights he became... a mobster. As soon as he came of age, the local organisation took him under his wings, quickly recognising his talents. Before the first digit of his age changed or even came close to turning four, he was already responsible for managing the vast financial empire of his new family! But everything has its own price. In the organisation like his, superiors always had to feel the breath of their subordinate on their necks. Sadly for Pavlo, what he felt was not the breath, but the cold steel of the autonomous truck that smashed his body into bits. A pitiful end sprinkled with the salty realisation that said truck was a product developed by the company that Pavlo used to launder the organisation money in the first place! Just like revolution eats its own children, so did Pavlo's investment claim its creator's life. But how could he see just a set of primitive bars instead of the glorious gate of the heaven... or more precisely, the stinky depths of the hell? And most importantly, what the hell are those flashing letters that seemed to have some majestic aura to them? WHAT DOES THE ULTIMATE CLEANING SYSTEM EVEN MEAN?

Klara, a real bossy badass was betrayed by her fiancé just a week away from their marriage. She caught her bestie and fiancé cheating by coincidence, and at that tense moment, Klara‘s world came crumbling down. Fight ensued between them and Klara was at the receiving end of it all, escaping from their treachery proved difficult, as she met with her demise on the same day. Opening her eyes again, Klara realized she transmigrated into a werewolf novel titled; The alpha is obsessed with his Luna. Klara possessed the body of the alpha’s daughter, and main villainess of the story and life proved difficult with many challenges. The alpha’s daughter, Kara has been mocked for being wolfless, and Klara teaches everyone in the pack that as long as she wants, she can be savvy however and whenever she likes it. Klara struggles to be the best version of herself, and works hard to be strong and be respected in their midst. Amid their struggles and romance, strange shadows in the dark are after Klara’s life. What happens when Klara realizes she is the mate of the cursed and most feared alpha of the lion’s claw pack? Is this love? Fate? Or mate? What happens when she tries to gain recognition as many enemies arises? Someone is vehemently against the fated mate relationship, who ? or what? What happens when she gains the attention of the vampire prince? is this a loop of love triangle? (Sneak peek) "Do you admit defeat?" Jake asked, tilting her chin upwards, kissing her lips wantonly till she gave up struggling. Klara stared at him, lacking the strength and will to fight back. With a salty attitude, she finally sat on his thighs and greedily touched his abs which she had been drooling over for weeks! Sighs, she just had a first hand experience with a Yandere Alpha. Tags: #werewolf, #vampires, #transmigration, #witches, #mate, #stubborn, #savvy, #strong, #possessive, jealousy, #hatred, #love triangles.

In the fire four years ago, everything was burnt to ashes. Chi Xiao returned to the Chi family this time with the sole purpose of finding her missing child four years ago. However, the heir of the Mo family in the Capital City was seriously ill and was on the verge of death. Chi Xiao's stepmother suddenly arranged for Chi Xiao to marry into the Mo family in place of her biological daughter. She was to marry Mo Ting to counteract his bad luck for someone who was about to die. Chi Xiao's face was covered in scars and she was extremely ugly. As she married the Mo family's heir who was about to die of illness, everyone in the Capital City was waiting to watch her make a fool of herself. However, not long after Chi Xiao married into the Mo family, the heir of the Mo family recovered from his illness. At that moment, all the young ladies in the Capital City started wondering, "Chi Xiao, this ugly freak, is simply an eyesore. She's weak and useless. How can she be fit to be the young lady of the Mo family without any family background?" Chi Xiao scoffed. She removed her disguise to reveal a stunningly beautiful face. No family background? She was the daughter of the top wealthy family in the Capital City. Was that information useful? Weak and useless? Mo Ting smiled as he presented proof, "I wish to thank my wife for saving my life. The famous physician that I failed to hire with money turns out to be the woman I hadn't officially married. I must have made everyone worry." The top jewelry designer, a mysterious hacker of the international level, internationally known artist... As each of Chi Xiao's multiple identities started to unravel, the world was shocked that this ugly daughter born out of wedlock was actually a retired omnipotent bigshot! Everyone started to be salty, "So what? She'd still have to be someone else's stepmother after marrying him anyway, right?" The little dumpling took out a DNA test report. "Sorry to disappoint everyone! I'm my mommy's biological son!"

People have always said I looked younger than I am. Some may take this as a complement, but to me, it's a curse. Despite being 26, I am often mistaken for a child, around 12 or 14. I would like to thank the graceful genes my parents have given to me! Now I am stuck with a short stature and a baby face for life. The fact that I need glasses doesn't help either. Though, my parents have also given me a second gift. They've managed to secure an arranged marriage to one of the most beautiful woman I have ever seen - Jaya. She is almost a goddess. Her tall figure complements her womanly curves - especially around her chest and waist. She takes great care of her silky smooth hair, which flows like the wind. Her dark, clean complexion gives off a mature vibe. An Indian queen. She may be a bit quiet personality wise, but is always caring and responsible. Whenever we have a child, she has the mother part down. Honestly I was a bit iffy on the marriage, but since both of my parents were on good terms, I decided to go with it. We had our traditional marriage, and moved into this nice suburban house I bought (with my money, all thanks to selling a startup I made). The first month was probably one of the best times of my life. We spent so much time together. She actually liked my humor, and would listen to the stories I had about looking younger than I am. We'd often do this during dinner eating her delicious meals. However, things have been really different ever since I met her friends. She and her friends have started treating me like a little kid, and they want me to call them Auntie (even though I'm older than them)! Not only that, she's also been letting a guy into our lives, a childhood friend of hers. He seems salty about our marriage, often puts me down due to our build difference, and tries to get my wife for himself.

(Warning): This book has less romance in it. It's all about how the mc finds redemption for himself. And this is the volume 1, the volume 2 will be about his love life and there will be loads of romance so salty tuned. I also need your supports thank you What happens when your family dies living you to the harsh cruelty around you. The one's who has shielded you from the harsh reality of the world Dune Darknight a born curse as he has been addressed right from when he was born, with abilities that could end an entire nation, white curly hair and red pinkish eyes. He was neither a spell caster, a vampire, nor a shape shifter. As people will call him a demon or the son of the devil It's time for the prophecy to come to pass what is the prophecy about what will become of him and the people around him watch as his life takes an unexpected turn but will it be for the better or for the worse with so many obstacles, mysteries to be discovered, and as secrets unfolds it's self.

Living by the sea is one thing some people would dream of. Witnessing the sunset and the sunrise everyday, the salty air, cozy rainy days, and the beauty of the countryside life— who would not enjoy that? But for Serena Delgado, since waking up to the harsh reality of life, she promised herself that one day, she will be able to live away from the sea. She will surface her family from poverty. She will sail along the wild waves and finally return to the shore and swore to never come back. Serena was too committed to that dream that she would not allow herself to get involved in any romantic relationship as it will only distract her. Will she be able to survive the wrath of the oceans? Or will she learn to embrace the calmness of the seas? One thing for sure, her life's story will be an another tale in the tides.

Rei is person who can't summon a spirit in a world were everyone can. But life is about change when trying to save his friend he gets hurt and uses his spirits power. What will happen to him now? What kind of hardships will he face now?

[Completed] This is a tormented lovestory between a fairy and a vampire. —Love is overrated. Do you really believe that love can conquer all? Even the darkness? Well, in this book it didn't because fate can be cruel when dealing with kindhearted people. Seth's the crown prince of Asgard who has been locked up from the world for more than twenty years. He's also a vampire and the current ruler of the dark throne. All rulers of the dark throne possess a limitless entity called "the darkness." Melody enters a harmless relationship with him unaware of the beast that he's nurturing inside. Their love chapters edges out very quickly, the real challenges commence after they start dating as she realizes that he's a bloodsucking destroyer. Seth is scared of his darkness because it's unpredictable and has a mind of it's own. He's killed or critically injured so many people because of it, and he's afraid Melody will leave him once she discovers just how much of a monster he really is. Mates in this universe are considered the ultimate lovers, It brought Seth and Melody together in almost a week. Melody, on the other hand, is a passion fairy, abandoned by her family and still recovering from her previous toxic relationship. With all these shortcomings, we wonder if Melody will be able to help Seth control his darkness or would he just go off like a ticking time bomb one day, destroying the planet as we know it. Despite marrying Kika and getting her pregnant will Luke still be able to get over Melody? And if he doesn't, will his obsession with her lead to his doom? Stay tuned to find out. This is my first book here, hehe. Official genre: Paranormal urban romance ***** This book has three volumes 1. Salty strawberries (mostly all the icky and mushy stuff is in here) 2. The storm (focuses more on magic as everything snowballs) 3. Control is a virtue (There's madness, there's bloodshed and then finally there's control) ***** The book is part of a series #Book one: Love is jade green not red {Josie and Killian's lovestory} •It hasn't started yet, might not only be printed in hard copies #Book two: My boyfriend can control the darkness {Melody and Seth's lovestory} •COMPLETED✓ #Book three: Like blood from a frozen heart {Kika and Luke's lovestory} •Ongoing, weekly updates commences next week ***** MBCCD book themes: Steamy romance✓ Vampires✓ Obsessive second male lead syndrome✓ Slice of life✓ Bad ass girls✓ Comedy✓ Werewolf✓ Regular updates✓ An author who messes with your waterworks✓ Check out the MBCCD photo album in auxillary chapters (you'll see pictures of how your favourite characters and places look like in real life) Discord username: funkiller#0717 [You can ask for an invite to the funkiller fanclub] Email: Funkillerwrites@gmail.com (for cover art donations) Patreon coming soon... Book cover is not mine. (Pls dm on Instagram if you want it removed)

aku telah mengenalnya sejak memasuki sekolah dasar. kami bersahabat layaknya spongebob dan patrick. hingga saat memasuki masa masa putih abu abu, kita dipisahkan oleh meja belajar wkwk dikarenakan satu meja hanya untuk satu murid saja, ya terdengar lebay tapi nyatanya memang sedari awal kita tak pernah berjauhan sekalipun. inilah kisah kami yang super lebay, gila dan menyenangkan. selamat membaca

"kamu tau kan kalau aku suka sama kamu? " "iya, aku tau kok. emang kenapa? " gadis itu tersenyum dengan senyum khasnya yang menggemaskan. "enggak ada sih. cuman ngingetin saja. siapa tau kamu lupa." itulah hal yang paling sering aku katakan meski aku tau gadis manis itu akan menjawab apa. meski aku tau aku akan kembali terluka. aku selalu bersemangat mengingatkannya jika aku menyukainya, aku menyayanginya, atau katakan saja aku jatuh cinta kepadanya. Bintang Ayatha. itulah nama gadis manis bermata senja dengan senyum khasnya yang menggemaskan. dia suka coklat. katanya coklat itu bisa membuatnya bahagia. dia suka duren, katanya duren juga bisa membuatnya bahagia. dia suka pantai, katanya pantai itu menenangkan dan mebebaskan. dia juga suka film-film korea, film india, film thailand, film almarhumah Suzana, doraemon, spongebob, dia bahkan suka film yang belum dibuat film. Ayatha suka semuanya. kecuali satu hal. AKU. dan aku? aku bisa bilang apa selain aku suka Ayatha. haii.. kenalin. namaku Arka Langit, dan ini adalah kisahku yang jatuh cinta kepada sahabatku sendiri. ayolahh... bukankah cinta memang sering datang tanba aba-aba? bukankah cinta memang tak pernah bepikir panjang kepada siapa ia melesatkan panah-panah asmaranya? kita bisa jatuh cinta kepada siapa saja. kepada sahabat, kepada teman, sepupu atau bahkan kita bisa jatuh cinta kepada seseorang yang tidak kita kenal, dan untuk jatuh cinta? kita tidak harus selalu memiliki alasan. we never know. so. mulai lah buka bab sebelah dan aku akan menjamu mu dengan cerita yang bisa membuatmu bertanya-tanya kenapa ada seseorang yang jatuh cinta dengan begitu dalam.

There is a kind of waiting that feels like gentle onshore breezes kissing salty stones. It isn't warm but there is a sense of calm, of nature, of things expected. Then there is the kind that feels like the head of a medieval mace is loose in my guts and my head has taken a beating with a hefty plank of wood. A legacy can be negative ripples of positive waves, each taking on a life of their own in the fabric of the universe, interacting with karma, chance and fate. But, my birth has been a mystery till now. I choose the most perfect memory of my mother and cling to it. I choose it because at that moment she was the person she should have been, would have been. Even if the mystery was revealed, would people still consider me in their life?

It's been 4 years. 4 years of misery. Being weighed down by the guilt, and the sleepless lonesome nights. A single drop of salty water dropped from my eyes on the photocard, followed by many other continuously. Yoona Park, an 18 years olds life story. How she shows she is fine but she ain't.

This book will only be updated when I don’t have any ideas on what to do with my other book. Some are naughty some are nice. Some are short some are long. Some are sweet some are salty. All are bound to make you sweaty. WARNING {This is full of BoyxBoy action. It consists of smut scenes and lemons}

Sent on a mission to assassinate and collect reconnaissance about a certain 'infamous' Captain. A quest to steal information and a life, but what happens when our damsel skilled in the arts of deception and assassination finds a hidden quest she's been waiting for the longest time ?

Read the updating version here!! https://www.webnovel.com/book/tales-of-a-peculiar-pirate_18571957206338505 Since the day she slid out of the womb, Polly has always dreamed of being a pirate, though she's really only interested in exploring new lands and learning about new cultures (pillaging isn't her cup of tea). As she travels from island to island and meets all sorts of people and creatures, Polly finds herself realizing that there are more things that can't be explained than can. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... "Good day, good sir," she chirped in as cheerful a voice as she could manage while still being salty over the ship fiasco. "Good day? The sun may be shining and the clouds may be gone, but today is anything but a good day," replied the pirate with a long look. "Who rained on your parade?" went Polly. "I shouldn't bother such a pleasant person as you with my tale," sighed the pirate. He cast a forlorn gaze towards the sea and it really would have been quite an aesthetic moment for a picture taker. "Oh, well then, um, sea you later?" replied Polly who began turning away. "Alas, it was just this morning when I was a younger man and had not a clue what evils would befall me," started the pirate. Coincidentally there was a bench which Polly sat herself down on and a stage which the pirate leaped onto.

This the tale of Orinthaor, Son of Dalorn and Dalom. Elven mage of Durinthin and Druid of Skarrad. When I was born the seas were not blue or green or even red. The seas were just clear and from there clarity I was conceived. They raised me from the depths tgrough spells long lost to the mists of time, and tasked me with the naming of all things. The Sea was the Sea, ocean, waves, and currents. The properties of it wet, warm cold, salty, sweet, frigid, tasteful and tasteless, and finnally the font, ended, revealed, and so much more. The Gods and God they had me nam4 along with every star and heavenly body. The trees, plants, animals, and all beings of the world I was tasked to name. To find out more read and enjoy.

"The scream squeaked through by scorched throat. It was a hysterical scream. I witnessed the stars watching from the heavens. Its horrid face looming over mine. Salty tears clouded my eyes. My vision clouded, the world and my Gustin faded away. Blackness."

He died at the hands of his eldest brother that he idolized all his life... Dean looked at the leader of the True Dragon that was wreaking havoc in the Heavens Gate. He took one look at this giant beasts that span over 3 mountain range and made a conclusion "This guy is my dinner." The Planet Toppling beast that destroyed many ancient sects and family. Carving fear at the hearts of many it was unrivaled. "So so, it needed more saltiness. But wife could fix that for me." The great Devouring Overlord of the Continent and the Heaven is truly willful. .... Please leave a review Vote for the novel if you liked it :) (I do not own the cover, credits for it goes to the artist.)

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