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The night club at night was a mysterious place. Here, there was an array of women, and here, money flew like dirt, in a world dazzled by wealth. Tang Feng, a lad born in a mountain village, had learned medicine from his grandfather since he was a boy. In a daze, he had come to the city, following his sister-in-law and mingling in the night club, weaving through the myriad of women, lost in the intoxication and unable to extricate himself, until one day...

Astra woke up in a forest with no recollection of her precious life. The only thing she knew was that she had a system with two parts; one was a Survival System, and the other was a... Wait, what?! A Breeder System?! Finding herself in a forest, Astra now has to survive on her own, fending off the sexual and violent advances of all the other forest inhabitants; none of which are Human! Will Astra be able to survive on this hectic, pleasurable forest? Or will she lose herself to lust? --- Additional Notes: Female MC is pure Woman for now; there is futa, and all the characters are either women or futa. There will be both light hearted moments and dark moments, and this novel is mainly centered around her trying to survive in this new world, all while living her life to the fullest.

Synopsis of Vol.1: Falling Into The Rain: The First Spark: The first volume introduces Gemini and Fourth as they navigate their deepening connection, with the backdrop of their busy, vibrant lives. Despite their apparent differences in personality, a magnetic attraction draws them together, leading to playful exchanges, flirtation, and building intimacy. In this volume, they begin to acknowledge their emotional chemistry, but neither is ready to admit the true depth of their feelings. As they spend time together, under the shared umbrella of fate, their sensuality and desires slowly awaken. The chapters explore moments of vulnerability, teasing, and connection-leading to tender moments of closeness, making their bond undeniable. ————————————————————————— Genre: LGBTQ+ Romance, Romantic Drama and Contemporary Themes

Noted! is a humorous, slice-of-life comedy that follows a 16-year-old high schooler who hasn’t spoken in years due to a traumatic past. Communicating only through a beat-up notebook, the main character navigates the chaos of high school life with a quirky group of friends who are anything but ordinary. From the overly dramatic Julian, the walking encyclopedia Milo, the mischievous Luca, to the kind and patient Lila, the group’s adventures are filled with hilarious moments and unpredictable antics. Each chapter brings a new, random, and funny scenario—whether it’s a disastrous talent show performance, a museum field trip gone wrong, or a group project that turns into an absurd disaster. Despite the comedic chaos, the novel also explores themes of friendship, self-expression, and the quiet, yet powerful, bond that forms between the MC and their friends. In a world full of noise, this group learns that even silence can be a form of communication—and sometimes, the most memorable moments come from the most unexpected places.

Spectre,a pro-gamer,was enjoying the final moments of hardcore favorite immersive VRMMORPG of his,but he encountered an error."What happened? And how is this possible?". Now finding himself in the world of the game he loved,will this be an adventure full of victory or a journey filled with mystery. Let's traverse through this world filled with various realms and uncover the truth behind it.

A video game called “The World’s Essence” has boomed in popularity. A copy of this game can be found in every household on Earth being dubbed the game that took over the world. The reason it has become so popular is because it introduces a never-before seen mechanic of essences. From the beginning moments of your gameplay, the game analyses how you play and your personality traits before deciding what your ability is. Suddenly it burst into the real world.

Charlie is a young survivor navigating a harsh and unforgiving world. Though inexperienced, he is fiercely determined and quick to adapt, showing flashes of bravery and sharp instinct in the face of danger. As he journeys alongside his uncle Jed, Charlie grapples with the balance between maintaining his humanity and doing what’s necessary to survive. His growth is marked by moments of courage, vulnerability, and a deep bond with Jed, which becomes a source of strength in their relentless fight to endure. I know I know that was cringe

Elisabeth Valois, the once well renowned Grand Duchess of Murcadina. After being murdered brutally by her Husband and his mistress, Elisabeth comes back to the everlasting same scenario and situation that she is faced with, moments before her end. This time she ends to put a stop to this continous circle of events and escape the fate that surrounds her.

atlas was young man who dream to become a high member in his sect but those dream were crush on his talent appraisal with weak cultivation talent and low level spiritual roots he was kick out of the sect, mainly because of Guo fen and the sect not wanting free loaders. at his lowest moments he gain the “grimoire of abilities” .

In a peaceful yet distant primitive galaxy, the Milky Way was striving to evolve from a low-level civilization. During this process, two medium-level civilizations, Snake and Kiloan, collided and perished together in outer space. By sheer luck, Yang Wei acquired the intelligent computer bestowed upon him by the elder of the Snake Galaxy before his death—a culmination of the entire Snake civilization's wisdom. Meanwhile, the savage Kiloans, in their final moments, unleashed a zombie plague bomb, plunging Earth into an apocalyptic crisis...

In Too Late, a heartfelt confession sets off a journey of self-discovery and transformation for two high school students. Hikigaya Kazuki, a quiet artist, and Saki Nakamura, a confident socialite, find their lives unexpectedly intertwined after an emotional encounter. As they navigate the complexities of rejection, regret, and growth, they learn that some moments shape who we become in ways we never anticipated. This poignant story explores the themes of vulnerability, resilience, and the delicate balance between connection and independence.

Synopsis This is a normal earth when suddenly dungeons filled with monster popped out of nowhere. The Government quickly create an organization called Explorer’s Association to resolve this problem. But the troubles keep appearing. As manpower were massively needed, The Government forced a group of people with no future, The NEET. And yes, I’m included…. _______ What to expect from this novel: - Mix between modern & fantasy element - Schemes and conspiracies - Lewd moments that will make you excited - Hard working protagonist

This is a collection of love stories between women that I wrote and forgot among my pc files. There are several types of stories that little by little I will translate and post. There are long, short, full of love and sweet moments between the characters or unpleasant moments that will make you hate the story. Anyway, give it a chance and have fun with the characters' different ways of loving. Love is an art.

Avery Graves, a vampire plagued by hemophobia, is dizzy at the sight of blood. Finds herself trapped in a deadly loop, to die every midnight to her twenty-first birthday and come back to life a day before. Avery survives the fourth loop, disguising herself. Lucas Black, the alpha of the most powerful park and a ruthless tycoon of a trillion-dollar enterprise. Lived a life of comfortable routine, with no ups and downs, everything within his control. Fate brought each opposite nature together bringing about thrilling moments, dangers, and loss of control.

The seven cousins are living their life to the fullest, enjoying their moments altogether, & shares the same hallways of School, But, one day, on his way home, Two Cousins named TACKLER, & BAPO encounters a weird entity, which leads them to somewhere Unknown, and it's not only them... What lies ahead for them & for his cousins?

One moment is enough to turn your life upside down. One moment is enough to break all the shackles and free us. One moment is enough to tell a thousand tales. ONE MOMENT.....

Lyn’s journey begins with Alex, her schoolmate who becomes her boyfriend. Their relationship is filled with warmth and love, making her feel supported in a way she hasn’t experienced before. However, tragedy strikes when Alex unexpectedly passes away, leaving Lyn heartbroken and struggling to find her way. As she moves forward, she starts a new job and meets Will. Their connection is unexpected, but through shared experiences and moments of vulnerability, Lyn begins to open up again. Will’s kindness and patience remind her of the love she once had with Alex but also show her that healing and new beginnings are possible. This story follows Lyn as she navigates love, loss, and self-discovery, learning that life can still bring light even after the darkest moments.

Orphaned by tragedy, Shroud lives in a world ruled by Pathways—mystical routes that grant unimaginable power but demand great sacrifice. Enrolling in Arcadia Academy, a haven for Pathway seekers, he discovers fleeting moments of friendship, love, and hope. Yet the Pathways are unforgiving, and every step brings loss. As war, betrayal, and sorrow threaten to engulf him, Shroud must decide whether to rise as a hero or succumb to the darkness that haunts his path.

Rafaela finds herself heartbroken at the wedding of the man she loves, Argos, who is bound by an arranged marriage to his childhood friend, Alice, due to his parents' wishes. As she watches them exchange vows, Rafaela is torn between her emotions: should she stand back and let him go to someone else, or should she fight for the love that they once shared?

This romcom concept combines the universally beloved theme of second chances with the vibrant, delicious backdrop of Indian cuisine. It offers plenty of room for humor, sweet moments, cultural insights, and a touch of nostalgia, perfect for readers who enjoy both romance and food-related stories with a cultural twist! Key Themes: Rediscovering love after heartbreak The art of food as an emotional connection Forgiveness and healing from the past The cultural blend of modernity and tradition in Indian cuisine The power of second chances

An awoken guardian, devoid of the light, wonders the endless Divalian mists in the Dreaming City. Drifting for what seems like an eternity. Until they come across an obsidian Monolith. The Monolith seems blighted, yet the Young Guardian insists on the touch of the grand monument. There. In that moment, all their feelings were drained, in that very moment, that very still moment, absent of emotion. She had come for them. They awake in a cave, the monolith in plain sight, though some distance away, the mist slowly dissipating. The blurred light beckoning their eyes to open. She stands before them now, in all her malevolent glory. Savathûn, the Witch Queen.

..... .... ... It was so painful, It hurts so much, It feels like hell, I felt like I was lying down but my back was not touching anything, No it felt like I was floating Everything was covered in darkness I couldn't see or hear anything it felt like I've lost track of time since I've been here I couldn't move, I couldn't shout, even if I tried no one will hear me because no one is here… After what seems like eternity , I felt something . I thought it was soothing but after a few minutes it started buzzing it started causing pain and it was like electricity zipping into my body and soul it felt like my soul was breaking apart it felt like I was about to burst . It went on for a long time then I heard a girls voice . no . to be precise a woman's voice she said "This is your second chance don't dissapoint me and don't die quickly, also make them pay" Now that I have a new life and I know the odds I vow to do my best to achieve my final gaol which is "REVENGE"

Time for another system book with high stakes and higher rewards. Fair warning this book will contain heavy graphic content(including but not limited to rape, suicide, murder etc.) and highly sexual moments. Plz try to be adults and deal with it maturely. Furthermore anyone under 17 years of age are prohibited from reading this novel. Thank you for your consideration and patience.

Dean and Sara, two seemingly ordinary people, cross paths in unexpected ways, their lives intertwining through moments of connection and unspoken attraction. As their relationship grows, both face hidden struggles and past traumas that shape who they are. What begins as a simple love story soon becomes a journey filled with challenges, mysteries, and questions about fate, time, and destiny

A collection of poems.

Genevieve is engaged to be married to Kyle Gonzalez, the one who took her out of the bar and patched her up together, but an unexpected encounter between her and Misha puts the chemistry back into full bloom. With the wedding ceremony merely moments away: Will Genevieve walk down the aisle and seal her fate forever or run back to the arms of Misha Anderson?

Lisa, a introverted Game designer, finds her world upended by Luka, a free-spirited traveler with eyes that hold distant horizons. Stolen moments turn into shared journeys. Their connection deepens as they peel back layers, each revealing a hidden vulnerability beneath the surface. Just as love blooms, a twist of fate throws their newfound happiness into question. Will their love blossom into forever, or will their paths diverge under unexpected circumstances?