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In the beautiful town of Birchwood, where myth and reality collide, African/American Robert Bassey’s life took a drastic turn. His father's gruesome murder at the hands (or paws) of the Easter Bunny set him on a perilous path. Now, as a private detective specializing in the supernatural, Rob wields mystical martial arts to battle monsters and unravel paranormal mysteries. With his quick wit, sharp instincts, and ancient wisdom, Rob protects Birchwood and the world from malevolent forces lurking in the shadows. Joined by his loyal friends, Rob navigates treacherous landscapes and alternate dimensions, confronting creatures you can only imagine. As Rob delves deeper into the mysteries of his father's death, he uncovers a world of magic, mythology, and forgotten histories. With each case, he edges closer to the truth about the universe and all of existence. The Supernatural Private Detective is a heartwarming and exciting story that combines: - Action-packed martial arts -Creative abilities and powers - Supernatural mystery and suspense - Humor, heart, and unexpected alliances To give you the best reading experience of your life. Step into this wonderful world I’ve created. Thank you.

Synopsis: My name is Seline Sylvester, and I’m a therapist. I started my career in hopes of helping others heal, of offering solace to those lost in their own minds. But little did I know, I was only running away from my own pain. My boyfriend, Adams, left me broken, and no amount of professional success could fill the emptiness he left behind. Then, everything changed when I was assigned to treat Jason Schneider. He’s not your typical patient—he’s a 32-year-old heir to a billion-dollar empire, seemingly impervious to everything I’ve ever encountered. Aloof, guarded, and carrying an air of mystery, Jason doesn’t fit the mold of someone who would seek therapy, much less need it. He’s more interested in playing games than talking about his feelings, and his wealth only makes him more untouchable. But I can’t help it. Something about him draws me in, a challenge I can’t resist. The more I try to understand Jason, the more secrets I uncover—secrets that make me question everything I thought I knew about myself and about the world I live in. As I dive deeper into his psyche, I realize I might be facing something far more dangerous than I ever imagined. I’m caught between my professional duty and the undeniable pull I feel toward him. Star Struck is my story—a journey of healing, discovery, and the fine line between helping someone and losing yourself in the process. Will I break through his walls? Or will I find myself unraveling in the process?

"What would you do if you forgot the one person you swore to never let go?" Ili Han-Akil and Kouko Aihara are bound by a love that transcends time, but an accident shatters their world, robbing Ili of his memories and leaving Kouko a stranger in his life. Haunted by fragments of familiarity—a pendant with a promise, “Find your way back to me,” and fleeting glimpses of a girl who refuses to let him go—Ili embarks on a journey to piece together his past. Despite the heartbreak, Kouko remains steadfast, returning to Ili’s side day after day, hoping to reignite the bond they once shared. Together, they navigate a maze of fragmented memories, unspoken truths, and moments of fleeting connection. Their love story unfolds into a tale of resilience, mystery, and sacrifice. Will they reclaim the bond that defies time itself, or will the echoes of the past keep them apart forever?

Mox, León y el Capitán, tres jóvenes fueron salvados de la muerte gracias a un genio de la medicina y la robótica, con el único proposito de ganar la guerra. Les ha implantado prótesis roboticas e interfaces neuronales para que puedan pilotar un mecha único en su tipo, uno con la capacidad de derrotar a cualquier robot enemigo, pero, tendrán que enfrentarse al Imperio Oriental, culpables de la tercera guerra mundial y a la mafia, el antiguo empleador de los chicos. Todos ellos quieren hacerse con el formidable robot, que cuenta en su interior la conciencia de un veterano de las fuerzas especiales del ejército, lo que lo convierte en un formidable y temible guerrero. Pero el pasado del soldado lo sigue atormentando, acercándolo cada vez más a los muchachos.

Kaiden Tian's aspirations of basketball stardom take a heartbreaking turn when a car accident not only claims his mother's life but also robs him of his ability to walk. Undiscouraged, he settles for a role as the waterboy of a top high school basketball team, determined to stay close to the game he loves. However, he meets an untimely death and finds himself inhabiting the body of Kai Guo, a notorious troublemaker blessed with an ideal physical form. [Welcome to the Rise to Legend System!] With this second chance at life, Kaiden sees an opportunity to rewrite his destiny and fulfill the dreams that were once shattered.

The innocent heroine, having earned millions, is betrayed by her ex-husband and best friend, who conspire to rob her of her fortune and take her life. She is buried alive in a coffin in the foreign land of Myanmar, her survival hanging by a thread. In this dire situation, she crosses paths with a conman, hoping that he will help her seek revenge. Will she exact her vengeance? Can she escape the coffin and walk away alive?

"One billion. I'll take her." He was the man whispered about in hushed tones—cold as a demon from hell, ruthless and efficient, a man who loathed women to his core. Yet, for her, he couldn't let go. After a night of passion, he scoured the entire city to no avail, only to cross paths with her again at an auction. Without hesitation, he spent an astronomical sum to claim her. She thought her life would forever remain in such lowly submission, shackled to this man. But fate took an unexpected turn—a tragic accident robbed him of his memory, granting her a newfound freedom. Just as she began to rebuild her life and savor the calm she thought she had reclaimed, he appeared before her once more, his eyes piercing, his voice certain. “Woman, you look... familiar.”

Finn Kaelthorn, a genius high schooler, never cared much for the accolades or titles people bestowed upon him. His intellect surpassed that of any peer, and his future seemed destined for greatness—until an untimely earthquake robbed him of his life. However, death was merely the beginning. Reborn into a mysterious, fantasy-like world, Finn finds himself inheriting a power beyond comprehension—the power of 100 Vigintillion Realities. A force so unfathomable, so vast, that even he struggles to grasp its full potential. With this cosmic power, Finn can manipulate realities, bend time and space, and alter the very fabric of existence itself, without even thinking about anything. Now, he just wants to be an existence that controls everything, behind the shadows and live a life of nobody!

she just wanted to get a job only for her to get into a whole other deal "Good luck Veronica Makaya" "Wait ! how did you..." Veronica and 18 year old girl managed to land a job in a hotel after preventing someone from getting robbed, little did she know that one act will change her life forever. she later found out that the hotel is no ordinary one, but Serves as a haven for the paranormal (non humans). it also serves as a detective agency that specializes in Paranormal cases. join Veronica as she tries to adjust to her new life and at the same time battling situations involving the known and the unknown.

Haruto a seemingly normal average 16 years old high schooler was suddenly transported into another world. With no way of knowing how or why he was sent here Haruto decided to investigate this world to find clues as to why he was summoned. When suddenly he heard the scream of a lone girl who was being rob by two elderly men. While trying his best to save the girl he had met for the first time he almost died as a result which awakened the desire for power. _____ (A/N: If you notice any errors or broken contexts while reading, please let me know. I'll go back and make the necessary corrections.)

Eryx was an ordinary young man living a normal life on Earth until everything changed. One day, the sky cracked like broken glass, and terrifying monsters poured through. Chaos engulfed the city as the creatures attacked people and destroyed everything in sight. While trying to escape, Eryx loses consciousness and wakes up in a strange new world. This new world, Infinite Land Star, has no sun. It has a red sky full of cracks, and countless ruins. It is a place where people use mystical powers called Qi to survive. Eryx learns he has transmigrated into the body of someone abandoned by their family for being unable to cultivate. But his luck changes when a mysterious system activates in his mind. The system gives him quests to find treasures that could change his fate. ----- Believe me! Believe me when I say I'm really not a grave robber. I'm a treasure hunter. I hunt treasures, not rob the graves! It is a misunderstanding, a very big misunderstanding. I don't want to rob the graves, but what can I do when I am forced by my system? Yes, you heard it right! In the name of hunting treasures, this damn system is making me rob the graves! ********** Note- The cover is created by Nightmare.

What would you do if a ROB (Random Omnipotent Being) were to grant you one wish with no strings attached? You don’t have three wishes, just one. So you have to make it count. And oh, you can’t make exaggerated wishes like “Having omnipotence stronger than the ROB’s,” “Killing the ROB,” etc. Faced with that scenario, Kaiden was skeptical about whether it was true or not. However, none of that was his problem, as he had nothing to lose. After pondering for a while, Kaiden thought of the best wish a person like him, encountering such a situation, could make. “If I’m only granted one wish, can I get my personal sandbox world where I’m the omnipotent being, with its size being as huge and vast as your omniverse?” After having his wish granted by the ROB, Kaiden realized the Ultimate Escapism. Since he was the Omnipotent Being in his omniverse-sized personal sandbox world, he could literally create and realize all of his fantasies! Feeling lonely? Kaiden could create any waifus he had fantasized about. Feeling edgy? Kaiden created several multiverses in his sandbox world and then destroyed them with a wave of his hand! Wanting to feel the protagonist experience? Faced with that question, Kaiden decided to experience the worlds he created with his powers “sealed.” Whatever the scenario—whether it was as a survivor in a zombie apocalypse world, the young master of the Peng Clan in a cultivation world, or the summoned hero in a demon king vs. hero fantasy world—they all could be realized! This was Kaiden’s personal sandbox world in creative mode, where all his fantasies could be experienced and become reality!

The infamous White Clan robbed A-rank investigator James Ross's happiness by setting his house on fire, and—! Ross wants to get revenge on them after that event, but he must overcome obstacles to reach the leader of the White Clan with his allies.

Max was living a peaceful life with his mother and sister in a remote town when a ROB kidnapped them. He told them that he was packing them off to a fantasy world, while threatening to kill if asked any questions. He said he gave them a gift and threw them off into the fantasy world. With no allies but his family, Max must carve out a place for himself and his family in a world filled with monsters and ruled by beings as powerful as demigods.

A teenage girl got kidnapped by one of the most feared men in the country and abroad but only to be protected by him, a girl who robbed him, his two highly trained assassin friends and a British American sweetheart.

The Raptors know how to heal, and the ambiguity can't be stopped! Qin Tian found that his beautiful wife actually had nine marriage books, and a group of powerful people wanted to rob him of his wife. On the night of the candles in the cave room, Qin Tian got the inheritance of Fuxi gossip, opened the eyes of the sky, and since then the dragon has crossed the river and crossed the world!

For support and info, please comment or e-mail me on rs843513@gmail.com Attention: this story contains some explicit scenes, only few. but this is not some hentai work. This story is about Ren, a man who accidentally awakens supernatural powers in mundane world. Follow him to find out how he uses his powers to fulfill his desires, both sexually and worldly. He infiltrate prisons, rob banks but not for money, save women only to have them, makes supernatural groups, goes to another worlds, conquer them and become king. But nothing is as simple as it seems, he becomes villain so there are heroes who will hunt him, some fall to him, some manages to get to him. He is no hero, not does he wants to be one. for contact E-mail- rs843513@gmail.com

Set Against The Backdrop Of 12th-Century Prague, a City Rife With Political Turmoil, The Cursed Graves Weaves a Tale Of Horror, Mystery, And Suspense. The Story Begins With Elya, a Former Scholar Who Abandons His Studies To Become a Grave Digger. Driven By Greed, Elya Robs Graves Of The Wealthy, Accumulating Riches And Living Well—Until The Fateful Day He Unearths a Cursed Artifact In An Ancient Burial Site. The Release Of The Spirit Triggers a Deadly Plague, With Villagers Vanishing Or Found Lifeless, Their Souls Seemingly Stolen. Chaos Spreads As The Curse Infects Nearby Regions. While Elya Grapples With His Guilt And The Realization That He Caused This Disaster, a Team Of Unlikely Allies Bands Together To Uncover The Truth And Stop The Growing Evil.

The disciples who had just joined the sect rushed over in panic and reported: "Master, something terrible has happened! Elder Senior Brother is robbing people of their money!" "Don't make a fuss. That's your Elder Senior Brother working for our benefits!" "Elder Senior Brother is kidnapping people and extorting them!" "Oh, I've already told you that it's your Elder Senior Brother working for our benefits!" "But, Elder Senior Brother has been possessed by the devil. We should do something about it, right?" "Congratulations! His cultivation has finally made progress!" "But, Elder Senior Brother has even killed people!" "Then why don't you go and help? Disciples of the sect, grab your weapons!"

【Female Disguise as Male + Strong Female Lead + No Romance + Unrequited Love + Post-Apocalyptic + System】 Ordinary college student Abby, while working a part-time job, was taken away by a criminal who broke into her home to rob. When she opened her eyes again, she was in a post-apocalyptic world?! Xiao Qi: "Actually, I am a guidance system, it's just that I didn't pay attention, maybe, perhaps there was an accident, and that's why I sent you to the post-apocalyptic world." Abby: "??? Does your boss know how unreliable you are?" Being tricked by her unreliable system, Abby, in order to end the post-apocalyptic world and go home sooner, began to work hard to chop zombies, and incidentally collected favorability from various male and female gods, leading a life of being a top player. Huh? Without noticing, how did she become the highest combat power? Hey? Why do her good comrades look at her with increasingly strange eyes?

In a fantasy world where cultivators are revered. Cultivation is everything. There exist a pawn shop. The shop is small. But it can change the fate of the person. The things available in the shop have woken up the saints and are begging the owner. You can pawn anything if you satisfy the owner. There is only one person in the shop which is the owner. but you can't rob the shop if you try then your cultivation life will become hell.

(Warning this story contains a bisexual main character and big booty femboy bitches getting their bussys demolished. read at your own risk) Markus Law was your average dude, living his life the best that he could. One day, a Rob approached Markus and asked for his help. Because of a mistake, the Rob lost most of its powers and tasked Markus with traveling the vast multiverse to retrieve it. Now armed with fantastical powers of his own, he begins his journey through the infinite worlds. Meeting both friends and foes alike, never realizing the dangers that lie and wait. First world: Tjw Walking Dead Second world: ???

Aiden was visited by our favorite truck-Kun, then he meets the God of all ROBs whom decided to grant him five absolute wish with no limitations

How many years would one get for using less-than-holy means to rob a nun of her purity? That’s the exact question plaguing Ronan as he finds himself in a rather compromising situation with a bound and helpless nun, Aurelia—the future Saintess of the Church of the Goddess of Dawn. As a former player of the notoriously dark and chaotic game Goddess X Dark Beasts, Ronan realizes he's transmigrated into the body of a minor villain doomed to meet a grisly end. His body is drugged, the room is full of ominous shadows, and his would-be captors expect him to commit unspeakable acts to secure his place in their depraved cult. But Ron has no intention of following the game’s bleak script. With Aurelia glaring daggers at him and her fiancé, Herman, leading an army of knights to storm the cult’s hideout, Ronan is given a choice by a sudden system: Succumb to fate, destroy Aurelia’s spirit, and die as an unsung hero. Or... Defy destiny, survive the impossible, and forge a new path.

Logan, an ordinary man with an extraordinary love for the One Piece universe, meets an untimely end after being hit by a truck. But death is not the end for him. Awakened in a mysterious white room, he encounters a Random Omnipotent Being (ROB) who offers him a second chance: reincarnation into the world of One Piece. Armed with a Zoan-type Devil Fruit—the Human-Human Fruit: Model Wolverine—Logan gains adamantium claws, enhanced strength, and rapid regeneration. With his newfound abilities and a sharp mind, Logan sets out on a journey through the Grand Line, determined to carve his name into history. But the One Piece world is ruthless, filled with dangerous pirates, powerful marines, and ancient mysteries. Logan must learn to master his abilities, navigate alliances, and face enemies who could shatter entire islands. Will Logan survive in a world of devil fruits and haki, or will he be consumed by the endless sea of challenges? One thing is certain—his adventure is just beginning.

Back to 2014, Jake became the general manager of the Kings. I hoarded draft picks, and robbed the trading market

this is a test mostly for criticism this is our first time trying to make a book help us please and thank you

Após morrer em seu mundo, ele reencarna como uma menina chamada Mandy, porém aos 4 anos de idade, ela é submetida a um experimento terrível, desamparada, ela vaga sozinha pelo mundo mágico.

This is Translation Raw Name: 末世反派：从截胡校花女主开始 Author: Cang Yun Ferry ======================================= Lu Yu traveled to a parallel world and became the second rich generation of this world. What? After a week, the apocalypse is coming? Will all humans begin to evolve? And he is actually the villain in the end of the world? When he knew that the protagonist, Chu Feng, would be reborn before the end of the world, he quickly started his layout! So after his rebirth, Chu Feng was dumbfounded. The powerful comrades from his previous life were nowhere to be found? The goddess who fell in love with him and sacrificed herself in his previous life, disdained him? Chu Feng roared in anger: "Whose Fckr rob me of my belongings?!" ======================================= If anyone wants to give any amount of donation, tip, or gift, my paypal is: dreamstolens@gmail.com