Jojo Poop

Ged, a ruthless drug lord, dreams of freedom.  In this world, economies are fueled by mass, and magic isn't conjured with spells—it’s forged through muscle. Here, the ruling authorities regulate the physiques of its people in the guise of peace and equality. But Ged refuses to be shackled. Descending into the underground, he pushes his body beyond human limits with the dangerous drug Blue Water, funding his transformation through crime and violence. Yet with every surge in strength, he uncovers more of the truth behind the world around him—and what he discovers shakes him to the core. The restrictions weren’t meant to weaken him. They were meant to protect him from something far worse. Something unseen lurks within reality itself—an incomplete force, searching for the final missing piece for it to become whole. And Ged has exactly what it needs. Now hunted by unseen enemies, trapped in a war beyond comprehension, Ged faces an impossible choice: submit or annihilate everything. But Ged kneels to no one. "If freedom demands annihilation, so be it." "I’ll rip reality apart with my own two hands." *** What to Expect: - Muscle is Magic – Power isn’t measured in mana or qi—it’s measured in kilograms. Expect brutal, cultivation-inspired workouts as the MC pushes his mass far beyond mortal limits. - A Drug Lord Turned Anti-Hero – Ged is cunning, ruthless, and dangerously close to villainy. In a world of treacherous alliances and relentless enemies, expect dark humor, high-stakes action, and power plays. - Reality is a Lie – The bigger you grow, the more you see. And when you surpass the limits of existence itself... you might not like what’s on the other side. - A Dystopian '90s-Inspired Fantasy Noir – Landline phones, fantasy cars, drug kingpins, corrupt police, and low-tech grit. - A Fusion of Great Works – If Scarface, I Shall Seal the Heavens, and JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure had a mind-bending, reality-shattering love child this would be it. *** Ged isn’t just fighting to overthrow an oppressive system. He’s fighting to destroy reality itself. ->Read Chapter 1 Now!

Pierre Razec, 20 years old and a simple virgin boy. One day, he suddenly step on a dog's poop and within a second, everything around him became white. "What?! Where is this place?!" [System]: Hello, my host. My name is Dilf, the Supporting Character System. "What?! Supporting Character System?! And Dilf?! Dilf as in Daddy I'd Like to F--" [System]: I'm the Supporting Character System. "You're Daddy I'd Like--" [System]: Supporting Character System. "Fine! So care to tell me why I'm here?" [Systen]: You were the one who summoned me, my host. "I was the one who summoned you... by stepping on a shit?!" [System]: Please don't say that, my host. "..." [System]: "..." "..." [System]: Your role is to be a supporting character in a dirty and messy novel. All you have to do is to act as what the personality of the SC is and never go OOC. Your first novel is called "Jar of Hearts". "Wait... Jar of Hearts?! You mean--" "You will start in one--" "Wait! I still--" "Two--" "Wait!" "Three. Have a good day, my host." ---------- The cover of this novel isn't mine. I don't know who own this but credits to the rightful owner. I hope you have a nice day!

What will happen when Nitya, a happy-go-lucky girl, finds out that she is the reincarnation of the Princess of a Healer tribe, whose own forbidden love story was the reason for the annihilation of her own tribe? What events are going to unfold now, when they come face-to-face in the modern set-up, and she figures out that her fears are rooted in the events of her past life? Is this a love story fated to end in heartbreak, because of a slight unknown mistake? How will Ji-hun deal when he comes to realise that he is the one behind all the heartbreaks and pain in their life, and most devastatingly, the death of the one and only love of his lives? The animal healer, Reneé, who was raised to be the shield of the plant healer Princess of the Healer tribe. Because being the older one inevitably brings the responsibility on one's shoulders! What will be her decision when she finds out that the partner destined for her was the very reason for the unfulfillment of her duties? After twelve hundred years, will she be able to forgive him when she finally encounters him? Will Surbhi, a leading architect, be able to forgive the love of her life for the mistakes he has made in the past, after remembering everything? In its own grounds that lie beyond the concepts of time and place, Destiny takes hold of the reins and brings all four to a crossroads on a journey of love, reincarnation and secrets with the tangled threads of Fate! ATTENTION! For the coin code, you can reach me on either discord or Instagram. Discord- @JoJo_17_34 (#2655) Instagram- @entangled_writes Come say hello, and the code is only valid for the first 10 readers, so hurry! The dates and status of the giveaway will be updated in authors note in the chapters, so keep an eye on that! The cover photo does not entirely belong to me. I have actually merged two picture: and the two pictures that have been used for the cover are by 'Wall Zencafe' (Copyright 2021. All rights reserved.) and 'UHDPaper 2021'.

6 dumb friends have been brought to another world in the middle of a war. It was supposed to be weapons that were summoned. Weapons so powerful they could end the war! But instead, they got a guy with eating problems. A girl that likes Jojo and other guys that do dumb things... this world might be f**ked. (Highly recommend reading "Yeah i'm here but why?" First)

Alice, a bold and interesting(?) swordswoman; who has always wanted to inherit her father's role as the leader of the renown mercenary group BlackWolves. The story follows Alice on her journey to rise into leadership and the struggles she will endure along the way.

Kazuo Tanaka, an ordinary high school student, meets a bizarre fate: after an accident involving laxatives, a yakuza, and a truck, he dies and meets a beautiful but mocking goddess. She gives him a weird power as a joke: he can level up by pooping. Reborn as a kid in a magical world, Kazuo now Andreas, is the only one with this power, tries to turn this embarrassing ability into his superpower.

I was in my room watching taimanin asagi for research purposes and the beautiful artwork. why is that the taimainin and other hentai girls like akane and chizuru always have a bad end most of the time when a questionaire pope's up on my laptop screen " do you want to change their fate" and I clicked yes and it was light out for me. will contain other hentai and anime characters too a big harem and crossovers. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used in this story apart from the oc's I created.

For fun and [ r18 ] You whatever imagine can be real. Imagine you want to eat something and there is front of you. Imagine you want to blast the earth and [ Host die due to earth blast ]

For fun and [ r18 ] You whatever imagine can be real. Imagine you want to eat something and there is front of you. Imagine you want to blast the earth and [ Host die due to earth blast ]

Synopsis: Life was already tough as an overworked game developer, but waking up in the world of Eldoria, the fantasy game I helped create, was not part of the plan. Worse, I wasn't reborn as the hero, the villain, or even a powerful ally—I became Kim Jiyoung, the childhood friend of the protagonist, Clara. Kim Jiyoung is kind, loyal, and hardworking... but he's also doomed to die in a month. His tragic death is the catalyst for Clara’s awakening, unlocking her legendary powers and setting her on the path to defeat the Shadow King. But I'm not ready to die—not even for the sake of the story. Armed with my knowledge of the game’s plot and mechanics, I’ll rewrite this fate myself. Can I survive in a world I know too well, help Clara awaken without sacrificing my life, and maybe even forge my own legend? This is my second chance, and I won’t let it end in tragedy. After all, who says the childhood friend can’t rewrite the script?

Chance is a strange concept. Anything can happen but it won't because it's not likely. But a little chance is all that's needed for something extraordinary to happen. The question is what will happen next? Disclaimer. I don't own Pokémon and JoJo is Araki's greatness. I do not care if you read. This is a side thing. Don't expect consistent uploads. This is something random and just for fun. Art is not mine, so if the artist don't want it on just ask.

Bob is an unlucky guy who loves toilet jokes, but when he dies and wakes up in a fantasy world, he gets more than he bargained for. Instead of becoming a powerful fire mage like he dreams, he’s forced to be a Poop Mage, with gross spells and a stinky magic system called P.U.M.A. With the help of his “Fiery Fecal Flame” spell, Bob must earn "Stink Points" to unlock new abilities, but all his magic revolves around poop. The villagers hate him, he accidentally causes chaos wherever he goes, and even a group of holy knights called "The White Order" sees him as a threat. Desperate to change his fate, Bob sets out to find a real mage who can teach him fire magic. Along the way, he meets weird allies like a sarcastic rogue named Roxanne, young noble Cooper, a clueless fire mage mentor, and a strange daoist master.

After the Tragic Death of their Late-Father,Brothers Xavier and Sean,Along with Their Mom,move to the Town of Diamond Springs,A Town filled with Hidden Secrets,Suspicious Townsfolk,Ghosts and Monstrous Experiments,Both Boys,With the Help of New Friends Huck,Jojo,Maeve and the Mysterious Nathan,Quickly,Set Their Minds on Solving the Mysteries of This Town,And,Exposing,The Town for,What They are and have Done,While,Also,Trying to Stop Dangerous Experiments,From a Mad Scientist,And,Uncover,What Their Father had,Truly,Been doing before He died But,Sean and Xavier will,Soon learn,That,Their Father wasn't the Only One keeping Secrets from Them,Some of Their,Very Own Teammates are,As Well.

Tetsü & kilə were odd ducks amongst the oddest ducks—Never to fit in, never to be found among the crowd that blindly followed the ways of this world... Or the next... 14 years of crazy experiments later they, finally found a way to break out of this mundane world’s chains. In their defense babies are dumb, and for the first 3years, they had to learn to walk, eat, and poop. Not in that order! Too bad for them. The system found them and threw them into a whole new set of rules. A million more rules..!! Will they stay true to themselves or give excuses? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon Plug-in: https://www.patreon.com/Omnivex Discord Plug-in: https://discord.gg/KwRtpjYr Current updated schedule - as-of - 26-June-2023 Tue - Sunday. (01-Chapter) Average chapter length - 1700+ Words.

This is a the collection of stories about different men from a marginalized tribe in an African country and their life stories

Collection of stories different Nigerian people living interesting lives

[Exile + Space + Miracle Doctor + Strong Female + Cool Articles + Sweet Pets + Vests] The special agent Yan Ruyu has been sleeping in ancient times, and she still wants to get married! What's even more terrible is that before the sedan chair even touches the ground, the husband's family will be confiscated and exiled. Yan Ruyu discovered that her missing husband turned out to be the benefactor of her ancestors. With her violent temper, how could she see her benefactor humiliated? Searching the house? Okay, put all the supplies into the space! Severing the relationship between father and daughter? OK, I will write the book of severance! In the future you will kneel down and beg me! Conspiracy on the road to exile, right? Okay, let’s dig a hole for you and bury them one by one! White Lotus is a crybaby pretending to be weak, right? Okay, punch to the flesh, palm to palm to see the seal, cry enough! As for the prince's husband wearing countless vests, Yan Ruyu said: I won't say anything, I will just watch you act. War broke out again at the border, and the emperor issued an edict overnight. Huo Changhe frowned and sneered: What others say doesn't matter, you have to listen to my wife. ...

¿Qué pasaría si te enteras que un día tu madre fue víctima de un homicidio ? ¿Realmente es tan simple como pareciera? ¿Las deidades manipulan todo detrás de escena o sólo son personas haciéndose pasar como deidades? Descubre la historia detrás de “Conclave de la Farola Negra” Un mundo ambientado en la época de los años 1900, un mundo lleno de injusticias, violencia y horror. Solo tienes la opción de confiar en ti mismo de poder combatir el mal. ¿Alguna vez has luchado contra un monstruo? ¿Alguna vez has luchado contra la locura dentro de ti?

ABOUT THE BOOK Reincarnated As A Nuclear Bomb depicts the adventurous journey of Ryan Bonnier who awakens in another world as an advanced mechanical killing-machine capable of causing explosions that could end an entire nation! After discovering that his maker [an ambitious Terrorist Leader], plans to conquer the world with his unstoppable killing-machines, Ryan decides to play the hero and battle the villain. With the aid of the U.S military, Ryan successful obliviates his maker - losing his life in the process. His sacrifice wasn't forgotten. As a matter of fact, a large statue was built in order to honor him - his selfless deeds would be remembered in the hearts of the people for a very long time. The battle wasn't over yet - the enemy just lost a pillar, and they could replace it anytime they wanted. The United States must've won the battle, but they did not win the war. SNIPPET 1 The tunnel was located in a secluded part of the Terrorists zone. The rat, Ryan and Lynnette all crawled into the tunnel. It was wide enough to fit a human given that the human was small figured and crawled on all fours. In the tunnel, permeated a very annoying smell. “What smells like that?” Lynnette asked with a frown. “This is where all the terrorists drop their shits.” The rat replied. “Smells annoying, right? Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it.” “It’s just the smell of Terrorists poop. Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it,” Ryan chuckled. “I don’t want to get used to the smell of terrorists’ poop!” Lynnette itched her nose. SNIPPET 2 How do I leave this godforsaken place? Ryan asked himself, studying the men and their movements. Then, he remembered what had happened earlier! The people that saw him were terrified by his appearance. Even he himself did not know what he was, or how he looked like, but he hoped to be handsome. Ryan inhaled and exhaled deeply for about five seconds before he charged towards the exit. The terrorists guarding the exit saw him and they were terrified of his appearance just like he had wanted them to be. But what he didn’t see coming was the fact that they had guns, and had been ordered to shoot anything they couldn’t identify! The bullets from their guns dashed towards Ryan, but shockingly, he jumped into the air and avoided them all! His speed was extraordinary and this shocked the men including Ryan himself.

Poop takes over the world, but our hero needs to flush it. In doing so he emboldens his father's philosophy and becomes...*drumroll*...a toilet mogul. I'll make it available on royal road.

Hearing the door knob clicked, Bryce turned around to see a woman who had just stepped into his room and closed the door behind her. Huh! What is she doing? He was confused. Looking at her to explain why she's here, he blinked as Mel began to remove her clothes. Her eyes determined and the style and movement in which she was getting rid of her clothes was like that a high class seductress. He was too shocked to talk until her bra came into view. "Hum, what are you doing, Miss Melanie?" He asked, trying not to stammer. Mel paused and looked up at him. She had no idea why he's helping her, because she had nothing to give in return, so she deducted that he must want her body. She might not have anything, but she's a great beauty with and alluring body. To top it, even though she isn't happy with what she's about to do, she's sure she could give him a night to remember. She want something to make him keep helping her. She felt so confident that she could get her son back, because of this man in front of her. "I, hum thought you would want a nice time and relax after. I can do anything, but please don't give up on me. I can't live without my son." She said, tears already welling up in her eyes. Bryce's heart was shook greatly, but still composed himself. He chuckled softly. "Miss Melanie, if you have my body, I'm afraid you will have a debt to pay then, because as you can see, it's very precious." He said in praising tone for himself and Mel couldn't help but smiled softly. He then look at her seriously, "I will never get tired. You will get him back and I will support any revenge you want on them. Don't worry." He said and even though she was touched, she still couldn't believe someone would be this nice. "And you want nothing in return?" She asked and he shook his head. "I don't want anything in return. If I need something from you, I will work for it separately." He said in a mischievous tone and she wondered if he will ever want something from her, but still asked him again..... "Then, why are you helping me?" "Because I believe in love and what I see between you and your son is a type of love to be protected. I crave to be the protector of that." He replied with confidence ******* There are different types of mother in the world and if ranks were issued, she will be among the top. She's the definition of a mother.A mother who will do anything for her baby. A mother who will defend even the sweat that has been dabbed off her baby's forehead. You can't talk about anything related to her baby anyhow and not answer to her right there and then.If her baby is sick, she's sick.If her baby cries, she doesn't understand herself. Call her an obsessed mother, but that was how she believes she could protect her child. She wouldn't leave a room for him to be taken away.She will do anything for her baby .…… Meet CEO Desmond Bryce. A man who believed in feelings and couldn't look away from a struggling citizen.He couldn't stand injustice.Call him nosy, but that's him. He just couldn't help it, especially when he saw the sincerity involved.He was the gentle type when you're gentle and could give it hot when you think you're blazing. His motto; you get what you offer, so don't mess with me .…….. The love of a mother for her child and the heart that couldn't look away from injustice. This brings them together. Not this!Meet baby poop. The child that has the best mother in the world and his existence gives his mother the best man on earth. He brings them together.