Elf Funny Scenes

I CANT HELP FALLING FOR YOU: Natasha is a 24-year-old woman trying to navigate life’s challenges, but everything changes when she encounters Drogen, a mysterious and stoic grim reaper cursed with immortality. Their meeting begins with fear and death but evolves into an unexpected, passionate love story that neither of them can resist. Drogen has spent centuries wishing for his eternal life to end, but Natasha awakens feelings in him he never thought possible. She becomes the light in his dark existence, and he finds himself falling deeply for her despite knowing their love is forbidden. As their connection deepens, they discover a devastating truth: Natasha might be the one destined to end his life. Refusing to let fate tear them apart, Drogen fights to overcome the forces working against them, determined to protect Natasha and their fragile love. What begins as a tale of tragedy takes readers on an emotional rollercoaster filled with twists, danger, and heartbreak, only to reveal a hopeful and fulfilling ending. This captivating story promises a happy conclusion despite its turbulent journey. So buckle up and prepare for a passionate, spellbinding romance between a grim reaper and a human who defy the odds to be together. TRIGGER WARNING: This book contains R18 scenes, not recommended for teens under 18 years.

[Mature Content Warning] Markos is a new templar in the Order of the Holy Sword. He must venture through the wilds of Drassin to slay demons, and stop elves from corrupting the world with magic. When he uncovers a conspiracy that runs deep through the very faith of Drassin, he must survive it or die trying. In this world where love between humans and magic users are forbidden, what will he do if he falls in love with the very people he's supposed to be fighting? ----- The Church of the Holy Sword denounces elves as the destroyers of the world. All magic use is forbidden. With its Templars, the Holy Sword has driven elves into the dark wild places. Elves wield the raw essence of magic that gives birth to demons. They warn to never let an elf meet your eye or else you will be cursed as a heartless beast until the end of your days. All his life, Markos Louvel dreamed of becoming one of the elite templars of the Order of the Holy Sword, sworn to protect all of Dressin from the threat of demons, elves, and vile magic users. One day in preparation for his proving trials, he stumbled across an elf bathing in a pool while hunting for a rare white deer. Once he encounters her, he finds himself rushed into his templar trials as his own magical ability awakens. A novel based on my rpg setting of "Shattered Universe" Cover Art by Nicoy Guevarra (https://nicoyguevarra.wixsite.com) With additional art by Kim_Lei and Nicoy Guevarra. Discord: https://discord.gg/Y79vUr4mrf Ko-fi: https://www.ko-fi.com/studiohnh

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can. 11/21/24 I only just noticed that the webnovel reader changes my formatting. I was using an extra space between paragraphs to denote a scene change. Please leave a comment if you find any confusing parts. 11/30/24 I'm going on a trip I've been planning for a while in a couple days. I will try to keep writing and publishing while I'm away, but I expect a slower pace.

Global changes have occurred, the world has turned into a game, and strange monsters are raging all over the world. To become stronger and to resist disasters. Everyone is changing classes and moving up their ranks like crazy. Some people become wizards in their first transformation, while others become professional thunder warriors in their second transformation. But Ling Zhan did the opposite. First, he chose a non-professional class and added the blue bar to all attribute points. “It's crazy. I don't have a class. All I have are low-level skills before I change classes. How can I fight in the later stages? What's the use of the blue bars? It can't increase combat effectiveness. It's really funny...” However, when the battle occurs, Level 3 Thunder Warrior: “I'm shocked, non-professionals are so strong?” A certain third-level Elf Queen: “Infinite blue bars, invincible in one-on-one combat, No. 1 in team battles, how can we fight like this?”

Orion was on his way back home from work. He was hurrying back home to take a nap while planning how he would spend his weekend as well, but while he was lost in thought, a truck suddenly appeared out of nowhere and the last thing he remembered was the truck barreling towards him before everything around him turned dark. However to his surprise, he didn’t feel any pain after having the accident. In fact, he couldn’t see anything. Everything around him seemed dark but when he opened his mouth to speak, he heard the gurgling sounds of a baby. Noticing that the one sounding like a baby was him, Orion tried to open his eyes to know exactly where he was, but when he did, the first thing his eyes fell upon was a stunning beautiful elf, holding him with the most tenderest of care. Not only was she his mother, she was also a queen as well and she had a beautiful sister who adored him just as much as his mother. Aside from this, Orion also noticed he had received a system which allowed him to grow and evolve faster than a normal High Elf but after finding out the huge role his mother played in eradicating the war between all races, Orion vowed to live a happy and fulfilling life with his mother, aunt and a few others he cared a lot about.

Raja kegelapan mulai menyerang seluruh wilayah bekas kekuasaan Raja Elf. Awan hitam dengn hujannya yang beracun tersebar diseluruh wilayah membuat hasil pangan penduduk tercemari dan tidak sedikit pula yang mati. Pasukan kegelapan memporak-porandakan dan meratakan semuanya menjadi tanah hingga semua penduduk dipaksa oleh keadaan untuk menjadi berani untuk melawan. Wedden Arragegs, seorang pria dari desa yang disebut sebagai keturunan sang raja Elf mendapatkan tugas berat yaitu mengalahkan Raja Kegelapan dengan kekuatannya yang dia bahkan belum pernah mengetahuinya. Buku Sihir, itulah senjatanya namun keberadaannyapun belum diketahui dimana. Mampukah Wedden mengalahkan Raja Kegelapan? Berapa banyak pasukan yang dibutuhkan olehnya untuk mengembalikan keadaan dunia? -- Terimakasih sudah mampiir, ini adalah karya ketigaku di Webnovel *,* Berikan dukungannya yaa ... Luv ya~

Eria, peviously a man, was reincarnated into another world as a gorgeous and bountiful elf woman. In her very first adventure, she managed to get the affection of a certain noble, who proceeded to pursuade her into giving up her chastity. Having tasted the pleasures of being a woman, she starts to seek for more. Now, almost a century later, another noble appeared in front of her. Thus, a new perverted journey starts. Disclaimer: Not for all audiences, it's R18

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

Hikari played an MMO as a healer girl, reaching the pinnacle of players. However, she never expected to become her player character. Moreover, she was supposed to be a "normal" elf race, so why does her status say "Goddess?" How come this 2D dragon servant became a voluptuous vixen? Acting like a Goddess? Screw that! I would rather hide under a rock! But everywhere I go, I can't help but be revered! What is this!?

A man lost in the ever polluted world finds himself reincarnated as the Mob boss of an erotic adventure game called: Vemor. But the problem is... "These horny heroines won't leave me alone!"

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

Warning: Mature content, R18, Harem, No NTR, No Rape An 18-year-old poor college student tried to apply for a job as a tutor but his life almost ended as demons' meal. In his last breath, a mysterious woman gave him a strange power. When he opened his eyes he had turned into a demon with a system that will turn him into... A pervert. Now he must live with his dual identity as a model student named Ethan and an incubus named Damian, while conquering MILF, monster girl, beautiful elf, demon loli which sometimes leads him to complicated relationships. ------------ Other tags : Hiding Identity, Monster Girls, Tentacles, Character Development, Weak to Strong, Incest *Most of my story has a big harem, I'm not interested in writing a small harem with only two or three girls. The MC is not an arrogant type and doesn't carelessly kill people nor let the others died in his presence. He also doesn't treat his woman as a sex object. Even though this is a harem story, some parts of this story will make you tear up and have some funny scenes. *This story has a lot of steamy scenes and playful kinky games that you've never read before. Read by your own risk. Some illustrations and characters images are on my Discord channel. My Discord: https://discord.gg/mSRHyMVhnG ------------ Other works: *Seven Sins System *Dragon King's Harem *Dark Moon: Rise of The Dark King *Demon Lord's Succubus (Completed)

"What is my purpose?" A question whirl on Mayu's head. Mayu is supposed to be a normal high school girl. One day, upon arriving in her class. She was reincarnated to another world and find herself as a little elf girl. While on her journey, she stumbles upon making new friends. The friends that she wishes to protect and fight for. Mayu is always confused in her life. This story is about her finding meaning in her existence in another world.

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

A story about a young teenager who was involved in a murder case.Podie a nineteen years old college student got himself in a big trouble. who will be there to help him?, his dead parents or the Hot cop Jonathan. found out by reading the book.

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"In a city gripped by a series of mysterious murders, Detective Ahmad finds himself drawn into a complex web of Curiosity and suspicion. As he enquired and researched deeper into the investigation, all signs point to the mysterious artist, Pluto. Convinced that there's a connection between the murders and Pluto's artistry, Ahmad becomes determined to uncover the truth, despite the artist's undeniable talent and fascination. In the middle of his pursuit of justice, Ahmad crosses paths with Helena, a woman who becomes an unexpected ally in his journey. Together, they navigate the shadowy corners of the city, following leads and untangling the threads of a twisted mystery. But as their investigation progresses, Helena finds herself torn between her loyalty to Ahmad and her growing affection for Pluto. As tensions rise and secrets unravel, Ahmad must confront the possibility that the truth may not be as clear-cut as he once believed. In a race against time, he must untangle the complexities of art, love, and deception to unmask the true identity of the killer before it's too late."

Asa transmigrated into the body of Delsanra finds himself in a fantasy world similar to our own, but also into an Elf Femboy! With a new purpose for life Delsanra will have to accept his new self and strive to become a great healer, while also learning about the lewdness of this strange world he finds himself in. This series contains a femboy protagonist that will have encounters with men, women, shemales and various fantasy species(orcs,goblins, slimes, etc.). If you are okay with this, then I hope you enjoy reading this series. P.s. Despite this series being the way it is morals are still important, feel free to comment what you would like to see but no character will be mistreated sexually in this series.

In a world where humans have the most potential , dragons are the strongest, demons are the cunning, elves are the smartest, and giants are the toughest, what would a dark elf be? seen as a cursed at birth and the lowest population, what would they excel in. Jack star is a dark elf locked in a prison by the smartest of the population, elves, condemned to imprisonment for the rest of his life he falls into despair and anger, but cant do anything about it, until suddenly on a dark night with the full moon out, a dark but sparkling orb makes its way to his cell and offers him an proposal in exchange in power. Cover picture isn’t mine

She was a skilled assassin and a witch, sent on a dangerous mission to kill the Vampire King. He was everything she had been taught to hate – powerful, ruthless, and the enemy of her people. But when their worlds collide, something unexpected happens. She starts to fall in love with the being she once despised. A love story that will leave you hooked. click to read now

A genius magician, to fight against his fate to die a natural death from old age, grasped at the truth of magic to allow himself to reincarnate with a power he created himself. The cycle of reincarnation is repeated multiple times and in his 31st reincarnation, the magician became a boy named Cyril who lives in a village of elves. However, that village is ruled by Humans, and the Elves are treated as livestock.After becoming 14 years old, Cyril, who regained his past knowledge and experience, stands up to help a girl, who is his childhood friend. The story of the creation of an ideal nation begins in that one village, a place where all races can coexist.

Silax a young elf struck by a mysterious illness that takes away his ability to get stronger, yearns for a cure and a way to get stronger. Legend whispers of the World Tree, a mythical entity rumored to hold the key to ultimate power and unmatched healing. Reaching it promises not only a cure but also a chance to reclaim what was taken from him. Driven by ambition and a thirst for strength, Silax leaves home. He spends years searching until one day his efforts bear fruit. What he finds is not the blessing he anticipated, but a curse. It requires a sacrifice, a darkness that must be embraced to wield its might. A power fueled by darkness and life force absorbed from others. This dark power grants him immense strength but test his morals. Torn between ambition and morality, he must make a choice. Embrace his monstrous nature and achieve his goals at the cost of everything or give up on this power to protect the world from its danger. This is a story of the corrupting nature of power, the sacrifice and the cost of achieving ones goals, and the blurred lines between ambition and self-preservation. It's a tale that explores the lengths one might go to in the face of mortality.

The spring fountain town of miracle that heals anything, Polka. In the hometown of memories, with his dear parents, there was a figure of a half-elf girl who swore to become my female slave. Repeating such a memorable talk every time he drinks alcohol, is former blacksmith’s apprentice and innocent crossbow soldier Andy Smeyson 25 years old. Andy is surrounded by nice companions and competent and sexy bosses, which is different from what he had thought when he was a child, but this was a cozy life. When the half-elf girl suddenly appeared in front of him, he will jump into a furious destiny. Andy, who is weak but courage and clever meet a lot of different race ladies such as elves, half elves, dark elves, tiny dwarves, dragon girls, beast girls and make them his females slaves one after another. The horny adventure started from a half elf girl who doesn’t stop liking him to eventually become a legend ──.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

College student Luxie has always been known to be the kindest beauty in the school, but who would have thought that behind closed doors she's one of the most sinister people to walk the earth. One who'd get back at anyone who mildly displeased her, making sure they were dead for daring to bother her. As she was at the height of her popularity that's when it happened. Strangely, due to the certain circumstances she finds herself in a forest, with a strange new body and she has...elf ears?

Shu Osamu is a "delinquent" student, often playing hooky and skipping classes. But he has a secret that he wants nobody to find out. He actually loves romance movies, shows, manga and novels, despite his appearance. When he was skipping one day he finds two people pacing worriedly around what looks like a film set. He gets curious and decided to check it out, only to be dragged into the filming of the Film Club! Yo so i be writing this thang in my past time and shi so expect low quality grammar and plot bruh cus no proofreader ong The lenght on this one might be short too like fr cus this shi is experimental and all

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