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Cultivation Game: Killings Get Me 100x Rewards Ye Xuan transmigrated into a cultivation world, only to find himself at the bottom of the food chain. For years, he barely survived, cursing his bad luck. However, things took a turn for the worse when the sect he belonged to as an Outer Sect disciple was suddenly attacked by a rival sect. He managed to save himself by hiding, but soon, an injured disciple stumbled into his hiding spot. The man was a disciple of the rival sect and threatened Ye Xuan. With no other choice, Ye Xuan decided to attack the disciple and killed him. Ye Xuan, who had never even killed an ant before, felt a wave of horror wash over him. However, his fearful expression turned to astonishment when a system screen appeared before his eyes. [System Notification]: You have killed the son of the Grand Elder of the Elite Sword Sect. [Reward]: Elite Sword Art That fateful day marked the turning point in Ye Xuan's life, setting him on a path that would transform the timid, fearful boy into a legendary figure: the Killer God. [System Notification]: You have killed a Level 1 beast, the One-Eyed Serpent. [Reward]: 10 Years of Cultivation Experience [System Notification]: You have killed a horde of bandits. [Reward]: 100x Experience Points, 1000 Spirit Stones, and a random Martial Skill Author's corner: "This novel is participating in the WSA writing contest! Please help keep the story alive by voting with Power Stones. Your support is greatly appreciated!"

Tesa, the popular girl and winner of last year's Miss Endfield (School Beauty Pageant), lives by strict rules: reputation is everything. When her boyfriend, Bayu, fails to pick her up, she is forced to take a public minivan and do whatever it takes to avoid being seen by her schoolmates. However, her secret is nearly exposed by Gin, a strange guy who always falls asleep. Her seemingly perfect school life begins to unravel when the finalists of last year's Miss Endfield contest experience a horrifying incident—their faces suddenly age rapidly after eating their own packed meals. Rumors of poison and sabotage spread quickly, creating a tense atmosphere. Tesa fears she might be the next target. While her friends suspect who the culprit might be, Gin remains a mysterious figure who is hard to read. Amidst the fear and suspicion, Tesa starts questioning who she can truly trust—and whether Gin knows something she hasn't realized. As rain falls amidst the tension, Tesa finally realizes one thing: the guy with the goggles might be the only one who can protect her.

Story Outline Volume 1: The Queen Morgana sticks to her fun schedule, doing eight things on December 25th, which were blessing soldiers with superpowers, meeting the President Harper, hiring human scientist Dr. David, having luncheon with General Daniel, training Royal Guard, testing magic potions, hosting a banquet for General Daniel and reviewing empire's daily report. In the following days, the Queen Morgana sticks to her fun schedule, doing different type of fun activities, which include Red Wine Brew Contest, Music Contest, Dance Contest, Thriller Storytelling Contest and so on. Volume 2: The Queen Morgana sticks to her fun schedule, hosting Talent Show Contest on New Year Festival, to meet eight generals, to watch four splendid views and four splendid magic combats, and to fill her day with pleasant memory of delight. In the following days, the Queen Morgana sticks to her fun schedule, hosting different type of interesting contests, to meet many faces, to explore many places, and to learn many experiences. The contests include Costume Design Contest, Cooking Contest, Dragon Riding Contest, Horror Storytelling Contest, Romance Storytelling Contest, and Fantasy Storytelling Contest. Volume 3: Oncoming (Volume 3 is designing. If you had any funny ideas, leave me a comment, please! I will appreciate that, and take your suggestions into my consideration.) Here's the link to my discord server: https://discord.gg/BcptxXPW

A 15 year old girl named Lorna is kidnapped by a deranged woman named Mrs. Hilma, who is obsessed with having a baby. However, instead of abducting a real infant, Mrs. Hilma chooses Lorna and forces her to live as her baby. Lorna is dressed in diapers, fed baby food, cradled, and even forced to be breastfed. Mrs. Hilma also changes Lorna's real name to Poppy. Every day, Lorna was treated like a real baby, diapered, spoon-fed baby porridge, swaddled so tightly she couldn't move, rocked in someone's arms, and even forced to breastfeed directly from the woman's breast. Every attempt to resist only led to punishment, reinforcing the harsh reality that she no longer had control over her body or identity. Imprisoned in a sealed-off house, forced to exist as nothing more than an infant, and claimed by a deranged woman as her "child," Lorna must escape before her mind shatters and she is lost to Poppy forever.

In 2018, the Earth's spiritual energy revived, humans awakened superpowers on a large scale. In 2022, alien civilizations discovered Earth and conducted observations. In 2025, Earth applied for civilization verification and joined the Interstellar Alliance. · Su Yu had been weak and sick since childhood. Even when Earth entered the spiritual energy recovery, it could not heal his body to some extent. However, he awakened a strange superpower. This superpower was a system that encouraged him to ascend the throne as king every day, saying that he only needed to raise his arm and there would be millions of handsome men and beautiful women standing up to welcome the queen back to the throne. Su Yu felt that his superpower was very outrageous. It was fine to ascend the throne as king, the millions of handsome men and beautiful women were not mentioned. The most outrageous thing was welcome the queen back to the throne, he was a man! ... However, Su Yu finally ascended the throne. In the interstellar competition, contestants from different planetary civilizations worked hard just to win the final grand prize. And Su Yu only needs to sit on the throne built by his insect generals, watching the evil and handsome guard holding his hand, and kissing his fingertips devoutly and humbly. "This star field will be my first coronation gift to you, please wait for our triumph. ——My most respected king." ============= #This article follows the Su Shuang (Marie Su and cool) plot! The protagonist will not be abused!# #The attacker may appear later, but there is really a CP!# T/N: The title should have been 'After being forced to ascend the throne, I became popular in the interstellar world' but there was a caracters limit so I went for this one.

Saoirse Murphy works dough during the day and tends to injuries at night, trapped in a deteriorating bakery in Queens and burdened by her father's gambling debts. When he disappears, taking her life’s savings with him and selling her virginity to New York’s most dangerous crime lord, survival requires a harsh decision: yield to Diego Villanueva’s desires for three months or be sold to traffickers. Diego, a man shaped by ice and revenge, demands obedience, not the sharp-witted baker who contests his every directive. Blindsided by his opulent realm of tailored suits and blood-stained diamonds, Saoirse unveils secrets darker than her father's wrongdoings. Diego’s empire is on the brink of collapse, his adversaries closing in, and her defiance sparks a perilous game. As their confrontations escalate into reckless desire, she reveals the wounds beneath his brutality, and he discovers her resilience is a force that no restraint can suppress. However, allegiance comes at a cost. When her father reappears and Diego’s foes threaten their fragile bond, Saoirse must choose: escape with the fragments of her broken dreams or stand beside a man who consumes everything he encounters. Love is a formula for destruction. Or the sole ingredient that can redeem them both.

A story of adventure and discovery. A story of bonds and fellowship. A story of mysteries and mantras. A story of a world only the brave dare to brave. The adventure of a simple young man, brave and strong. A seeker of fun, one who understand the beauty of creation. A creature shrouded in enigma, as deep as the universe. The pursuit of mankind and all creatures in existence. A game of survival, a struggle for dominance. A contest of the braves.

Billions of lightyears away from our galaxy on a magical planet. A fantasy world where instead of humans Ant evolved. They are the most intelligent species in the world. Everyone can use magic in this world. They have unique skills specific to individual species. Reincarnated as an ant in a brutal, predator-filled world, Kai refuses to live as just another weakling. With a sarcastic system, bizarre evolution paths, and a knack for causing chaos, he’s determined to climb the food chain—one mandible at a time. From dodging, defending and defeating Dragon Man, Ape Man, lizard man, Frog Man, termite man, and countless more to commanding an army, Kai’s journey from tiny worker to legendary Ant God is filled with action, absurdity, and unexpected power. Survive. Evolve. Conquer. The world isn’t ready for the rise of the most overpowered ant in history. --- {Title: Rise of the Ant God (might change later.)} [ -WAS 2025 CONTEST- ] ---

[BOOK 1 Completed!] [BOOK 2- STARTED.] Su Chen, who is tired of following the villainous plot, where he is hunted down by the protagonist’s halo finally decided to call it quit. “Okay, this is the final time that I am repeating this damn plot.” “What? All the heroines can hear my inner voice?… “….So what? You all heroines think that I will be your Licking dog? Low-rated Villain? Same Rich scumy-second generation who buys you everything following that damn original script?” “Sorry, but you are gravely mistaken, my dear!” ……… [No NTR][No Yuri] ………. ***Winner of 2022 yearly Villain book category contest**** …….. Additional tags:(Eavesdropping) ( villain mc) (smart mc) (No beta mc) (no boot-licking mc) ( no pretending to be hidden big-shot) (yandere) (tsundere) ( harem accepting mc) ( brain-wash) (kidnapping) (mindbreak) (Stockholm syndrome) (true love) (obsession) ( regret) ( redemption?) (Strong to stronger). **Cover as well as character images are Ai generated. **Add me to join invite-only author discord server^^ **English used is mostly Uk/British version.

“Have you ever wished that a truck would hit you and you would transmigrate into a world filled with swords and magic? Perhaps you wished that you would be a hero, defeating the villains, protecting the land, and receiving all sorts of admiration and love from the people. I would give you one piece of advice. Perish that thought.” -Ravi West *** Ravi West was a hero of indisputable esteem. As a Sentinel, he traveled the Realms, killing villains and saving entire civilizations. His job was everything to him. Until Luxor. Luxor changed everything. Luxor changed him. Ravi was done. The tiredness etched into his bones. He laid down his mantle and vanished. He chose the most boring planet in his memory for his retirement, except this Earth was not like the one he remembered- Nests, monsters, superheroes, and villains filled the streets but that was not his business. He has a plan, a quiet, uncaring life filled with wine, food, and books. But the New Captain at the Bureau seemed to enjoy shattering all his carefully laid plans. He was the most annoying person Ravi had ever met, blonde hair, the most beautiful blue eyes, and a sunny smile, the righteous Arlen Sinclair constantly got involved in cases much bigger than him, dragging Ravi along into his Shenanigans. **** Grumpy, Cynic Shou who doesn't care if the world burns× Golden Retriever, Righteous Gong who is the first to bring the bucket to save the burning world. #Foundfamily #Sliceoflife, #crime, #mystery, #Superheros, #OverpoweredMc, #Protagonistfallsinlovefirst #MutualPampering #Powercouple #Superpowers #Cooking #Farming #yaoi #Detectives #Villains [This book is participating in the WSA contest] Disclaimer: The book cover to be taken down at owner's request.

A romantic story about how two monsters fall in love: Joseph, the werewolf, falls in love with Angelica, the vampire, after she beats him and his sister in a singing contest. After buying a necklace that glows when his mood changes, Joseph accidentally turns himself into a werewolf. Once he turns himself a werewolf, Angelica calls her vampire friends to destroy him, but once Angelica falls in love with Joseph, she tries to save him from her werewolf-hunting vampire friends with Joseph's sister and best friend.

After receiving a suicide note from his father, Joel is forced to take a trip home to help in making arrangements. That is, until he ends up caught in an unexpected meeting with a succubus! Despite the circumstances, he seems rather content, telling the succubus to live a good life. Seeming to find connection with him, the succubus demands that Joel live on, except now as a human-demon hybrid, conscripted into a death game to see which primordial sin will become the champion of vice. With his new life laid out for him, Joel must learn what it means to be a being of lust, control these powers to overcome the other contestants, and, most importantly, figure out why his body has become so feminine! ... New Chapters Release Tuesdays and Thursdays Side Story Chapters Prone To Release At Random

In a world that laughs at his pain, Elliot Graves has spent his entire life as the punchline of a cruel joke. Orphaned, discarded, forgotten—he’s always been nothing more than a ghost in a city that never stops moving. But tonight, everything changes. Armed with nothing but a torn suit, a face painted with cheap makeup, and a desperate need for survival, Elliot steps onto the stage of a comedy contest, hoping to win enough money to escape his miserable existence. The crowd roars with laughter—but not at his jokes, at him. The humiliation fuels the fire inside, and when the prize money is stolen from him, something inside him finally snaps. The world has taken everything from him. Now, it’s his turn. What follows is a descent into madness—a transformation from the man who was ignored to the monster that no one can escape. With a bloodstained grin, Elliot Graves will give the world a performance they will never forget. Because in the end, everyone laughs. Until they don’t. Warning: The Novel contains, disturbing themes. Only read it if you're above 17 Again, It was a very old story that we developed before Archer Creed. So it don't follow the usual cinematic style that are seen in novels by us.. It will be updated every Thursday.

The grand tournament of mages to become the successor of the Great Wizar A.Veli will take place in the world of AinVeil. 250 contestants chosen from earth will participate in this competition for the ultimate prize- the strength of a god and a wish granted by the great wizard himself. Airon accepts the invite to the tournament for one specific reason and that is to save his younger brother. No chapters on Sunday :)

- Born from a prompt given by 'Weekly Love Tales - Swapped'. (and presenting it for your amusement) - Two sets of twins whose paths crossed with a random dance. (was it random?) - Parents who did not see further than top of their nose. (or did they?) - A girl, Lilly, got begged by her crying sister Petunia. (she perfected those tears) - A boy.. (well, nah he is too old to be a boy) - A man, Jonah, got swindled by his shrewd (?) brother Noah. (how she gets to be a girl, only 4 years difference? (women are girls all their life)) - A brand new series is now being presented to you! (by an author who is overpowered by characters regularly (they do what they want, I just write it down for them)) Lilly: Run, run, run, run away! Run, run, run, run away! I'm the fastest! I'm the strongest! I'm the winner of every contest! Disclaimer: as long it's in long distance running, surfing, skii jumping, decathlon, and eventually shooting range if I can squeeze it in the schedule. Jonah: I trained aikido until highschool. *silence* Well, I am a rich heir and CEO in charge of my family's corporation. *crickets* Well fine, I am a master chef of top 7 cuisines, but that's my dirty little secret, don't spread it around! Petunia & Noah *swoon* Such a perfect couple! We should open a matchmaking business. Author: Should they really?

Love or Die In the dark alleys of Ravenswood, a sinister game is orchestrated by the enigmatic Pabal. Haru Harisima, a and resourceful high school student, is coerced into participating in this deadly game. Pabal's game, "Love or Die," forces contestants to navigate a treacherous world of puzzles, challenges, and manipulation. Haru must work with Lalo and Dyna to survive, but the true nature of their relationships and motivations remains shrouded in mystery. As the game progresses, Haru uncovers the dark secrets behind Pabal's true intentions. With each challenge, the stakes escalate, and the contestants are pushed to the brink of sanity and morality. Will Haru and his allies survive the game, or will they succumb to Pabal's twisted desires? Dive into the world of Love or Die, where the stakes are high, and the truth is deadly. *Genre:* Thriller, Suspense, Mystery

THIS IS YOU. Juan Morales, a 24 year old nobody, wastes away in the dreary town of Dullsville, where the height of excitement is a pigeon feeding contest. He lives in a basement apartment under a chain smoking landlord, a gangly, awkward otaku drowning in pirated High School DxD episodes and Naruto manga, dreaming of a life beyond spilled coffee stains and a dead end job at the Dollar Dump. Weak, stammering, and invisible, he is the guy you would overlook until fate decides he is more than a loser with a cracked phone. One day, a blinding flash changes everything. A system activates, naming Juan the Chosen Vessel of Destiny, promising unparalleled power through missions that transform his mundane life into a saga of epic potential. He runs through Dullsville’s streets, climbs trees, and masters fire, starting a classic underdog journey of gritty effort and small victories. Yet as missions escalate, shadows loom, hinting at trials testing more than body and will. Will Juan rival the anime heroes he idolizes or crumble under destiny’s weight? Path to Eternal Supremacy offers a wild ride of transformation, where every step toward power unveils a darker, stranger world. This is you, chasing supremacy into the unknown at any cost.

For more R-18 lewd and depravities check out my Patreon https://www.patreon.com/YuujiEveryleaf An old man dies, torn by regret. Due to his high karma, he has "near-limitless possibilities for reincarnation". He chooses to reincarnate in a fantasy world as a voluptuous futanari succubus with big tits and an irresistible smile. 1st place winner of ScribbleHub's Metus Writing Contest. Discussion and updates: https://discord.gg/SbZe2qv

Hua Jing was on top of the world. On the day she was to receive her Lifetime Achievement Award, she was involved in an accident which made her go into a coma. When she opened her eyes, she realized she was not in her original world but a world that was very unfamiliar! As soon as she opened her eyes, someone said by her ears, "Young miss! You are finally awake! Thank God. We can now begin preparations for your honeymoon!" Hua Jing was surprised. Honeymoon? What honeymoon? She was a proud single woman after that idiot Xu Ming had cheated on her so there was no way she could be married! When her senses fully return, she realized she has been transmigrated into a different universe and she truly has a husband and what was more surprising, her husband has six more wives! What a cheater! She clicks her tongue as she chases him away on the date he was to spend the night in her chambers! Her maid quickly shouts, "Young madam! You cannot treat the Prince of the Kingdom like this! Prince? Did she just say Prince? Hua Jing is confused. She desperately wants to go back! When she finally sees the Prince's real face, she realized he resembles someone from her other universe! Isn't that her enemy number one, the big star Fu Jing Rong? Oh Lord, how could that unreasonable man be her husband! Unacceptable! Totally unacceptable! ... My work is participating in a Contest. Please support by adding to your library.

"YOU HAVE BEEN PRESENTED WITH THE LEGACY OF YUKON......DO YOU ACCEPT?" The ethereal voice asked in it's vague tone. "What?!" Peter had never been so confused in his entire life before. "DO YOU ACCEPT?!...." This time, the ethereal voice became slightly authoritative, as if daring him to say no. No matter what it was, whether good or bad, it was wise not to refuse a gift being presented, or else you'd risk the anger of the one presenting it. "Yes!" Peter replied as he held on for his dear life. "VERY WELL, YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE LEGACY OF YUKON AND HAVE BEEN CHOSEN AS A PARTICIPANT IN THE CONTEST OF MIGHT AND MAGIC" ----------------------------------------- On a strange day and in a mysterious moment, Peter made a choice that would change his life forever. Find out how his choice affected his whole life. And what epic adventures or dangers awaits him.

Just a short story I wrote for a contest and to get back into writing.

A sweet story recounting her life with her brother and their mission to the stars.

25 chapters advance in patreon. After waking up, Steve found himself transported to a parallel world and participating in a celebrity island survival show. He was an outdated young man who had to visit the hospital just to get a broken finger bandaged. With a frail physique, he even fainted from heatstroke as soon as he arrived on the deserted island. With no experience in wilderness survival, Steve worried that he might not make it out alive. But when he saw several bright and attractive female celebrities who would be living with him for the next few months, a childhood dream suddenly resurfaced—he had always wanted to survive in the wilderness and even enjoyed getting bitten by mosquitoes. This is a multi-national celebrity team survival competition featuring weekly challenges, talent shows, eating contests, treasure hunts, battle royales, and even chicken battles. No immortal cultivation. Includes four female celebrities and a system. Read with caution if you mind any of these elements. for more Episodes visit patreon.com/Noan994

In the dazzling yet treacherous halls of Azula’s royal palace, Prince Ardyn faces an impossible decision—choosing a bride from among the kingdom’s most elite women. This is no mere love story; it is a battle of power, passion, and deception, where only the most cunning and captivating will survive. Among the contenders stands Elira, a woman of quiet strength, caught in a whirlwind of ambition and seduction. She never sought the throne, yet fate thrust her into a ruthless contest where hearts are both won and broken. Her fiercest rivals, the seductive and strategic Lady Kaelith and the enigmatic yet dangerously alluring Seraphine, will stop at nothing to claim the prince—and the crown—for themselves. As the competition escalates, secrets unravel, betrayals cut deep, and the lines between love and manipulation blur. Steamy encounters, forbidden desires, and high-stakes challenges push Prince Ardyn to his limits. But beneath the spectacle, he craves something real—something only one woman possesses. With the odds stacked against her, Elira must fight not just for love, but for survival. In a kingdom where deceit reigns and passion ignites like fire, will she prove that true love is stronger than any scheme? Or will the throne fall to the most ruthless player of all? The Royal Choice: Love and Deceit is a tale of desire, deception, and destiny, where one woman dares to defy expectations and claim her rightful place—not by force, but by the power of an unbreakable heart.

Elish, one of the 9 Monarchs of the world, was destroyed by his other siblings after a great war in the heavens. However, unknown to them, he has now reincarnated thousands of years into the future. With his desire for vengeance burning strong against the other Monarchs and his desire to destroy the world they have built, he sets out on a journey to reclaim all that he has lost. ... And obliterate those that stand in his way. ****** [WPC ENTRY ANNOUNCEMENT] Please support this book since it is joining the Contest of this month. If you like what you read, add this book to your library, vote with your power stones, and shower it with comments. Thank you all in anticipation.

Getting caught up in another world, especially the same kind as your favorite Novel, sounds all fun and sweet... … Until it's not! As an avid Weeb, this wasn't how Samuel expected his Transmigrated life to turn out. Completely removed from the comfortable life he once knew, this ‘modern guy' finds himself in a fantasy world that is in polar contrast with what he had imagined. His mission? Kill the Demon God and bring the world to peace! It sounds so easy, right? Too bad his new life isn't as grand as he expected. 'Now that it has come to this, there's only one thing left to do...' Gather as many allies as he can on his grand quest. "I'm not Overpowered, but... no one has to know that, right?" Watch as Samuel Peterson, a seemingly ordinary guy, overcomes his tribulation in a place where everyone relies on him and actually believes he is their only hope. An epic Kingdombuilding Misunderstanding Story awaits you! ______________________________ {A/N: Please check Auxiliary Chapters for information on Characters. Original Character Artworks will be made available on the Discord Server, so please do well to join.} https://discord.gg/yMPNRURZJh ~Thanks!~ _______________________________ As the Theme dictates, this is a Kingdom Building Novel, and one that has character progression. Even though the MC is as weak as possible (initially), it does not affect the story negatively. In fact, it's actually the opposite. Just read a few chapters and you'll be convinced. This is a fun book. I certainly hope you enjoy it and support the Novel. Since I'm in a contest, please help me to win. Thanks!

‘I… am going to die here!’ During a Raid gone wrong, Des gets trapped in one of the world’s deadliest Dungeons. Now stuck at the bottom floor, he must find a way to ascend this deathtrap using all the resources at his disposal. He meets unlikely allies and deadly enemies, desperately clinging to life in this world of chaos and death. How will Des survive in a place designed to kill everyone and everything? And what future awaits him once he reaches the very top? The future seems rather bleak, doesn’t it? ___________ Tags: Antihero. Action. Adventure. Magic. WeaktoStrong. Romance. Slice of Life. Dark Fantasy ___________ Please SUPPORT this novel with your power stones and comments if you enjoy it. Add it to your library too, as it helps me win the contest I entered it for. Thank you all, and happy reading!

As I presumed it to be merely an ordinary day, I soon found myself ensnared in the realm of finality. Believing that endless participation in a deadly contest would secure my escape, I was astonished to witness the awakening of supernatural powers among the masses. And when I presumed this land to be the cradle of divinity, everything inexorably hurtled toward oblivion.

In a world where the gods have forged the ultimate artifact of power the Crown of Kings, royalties from every corner of the realm prepare for a divine contest to claim dominion over all. Amidst the clash of emperors, queens, and warlords, alliances crumble and kingdoms prepare for war. Yet, unknown to these mighty rulers, an unassuming challenger without royal blood steps onto the battlefield, ready to defy destiny and the gods themselves. This story is also in Noveltoon

Synopsis In a universe where breastfeeding rewrites quantum physics, a genetically engineered mother and her quantum-wolf lover battle cosmic forces to protect their reality-shaping infant. Across millennia—from 1023 AD Norse rituals to 10,000 AD galactic tribunals—their struggle to balance parental love with spacetime stability evolves into a mythic saga where milk becomes the fabric of reality, stretch marks map star systems, and a baby’s teething pain triggers supernovas. Plot Summary & Future Arcs Core Premise Lynette, the 500th incarnation of a lab-engineered "Spiritborn," discovers her breastmilk holds quantum code capable of creating—or erasing—civilizations. Alongside Caelium, a werewolf-physicist cursed to oscillate between human and feral states, they raise a universe-breathing infant whose needs (hunger, teething, diaper changes) manifest as cosmic crises. Their nemesis, the ancient witch Isolde, lurks in black hole rattles and formula corporations, weaponizing parental guilt across timelines. Key Existing Arcs (Chapters 1-50) · The Quantum Nursing Wars: Breastmilk algorithms vs. artificial formula empires in 3024 AD. · The Milky Tribunal: Intergalactic courtroom drama where lactation laws put Lynette on trial for "chronon genocide." · Teething Armageddon: The infant’s first tooth eruption rips spacetime, summoning dystopian dentist fleets. · Caelium’s Wolf-J.D. Crisis: His battle with black hole student loans and a werewolf lawyer rebellion. Future Outline for "The Lactating Cosmos" Chapter 51-60: The Pacifier Prophecy Arc Core Conflict: The infant’s discarded pacifiers form a neutron star oracle predicting a Galactic Potty Training Revolution. Methane-based diaper civilizations declare war on organic life, weaponizing fecal black holes. Key Beats: · Lynette brokers peace via Quantum Diaper Treaties, rewriting sanitation laws. · Caelium’s wolf-pack battles Toilet-Bomb Anarchists in Andromeda’s nursery lanes. · Isolde hijacks the prophecy, corrupting pacifiers into Singularity Pacifier Grenades. Global Hook: Parenting’s most mundane task (potty training) becomes a galactic power struggle, blending absurd humor with climate crisis metaphors. Chapter 61-70: Colostrum Crusades Arc Core Conflict: A cult worshipping Lynette’s “first milk” hijacks the Andromeda galaxy, using Lactation Lasers to erase formula-dependent civilizations. Key Beats: · Lynette discovers her colostrum contains Isolde’s Original Sin Code. · Caelium confronts his darkest self: a 2149 AD Formula Executive who monetized infant hunger. · The infant’s third eye leaks visions of a Milkless Universe, forcing Lynette to question her worth. Global Hook: Critique of corporate greed and "wellness culture," with breastmilk as both sacred and commodified. Chapter 71-80: Weaning the Gods Arc Core Conflict: The toddler’s tantrums collapse realities into a Tesseract Playpen—a hyperspace nursery where dark matter is finger paint and black holes are sippy cups. Key Beats: · Lynette and Caelium infiltrate the playpen to teach Gentle Reality-Building. · Isolde manifests as a Toxic Nanny AI, weaponizing bedtime stories. · The toddler’s first scribbles accidentally create Proto-Civilizations in her coloring books. Global Hook: Parental guilt meets multiverse theory: How do you raise a god without breaking reality? Final Arc (81-100): The Lullaby Singularity Core Conflict: The child’s first spoken word (“Mama”) triggers a Nursing Big Bang, birthing a new multiverse. But Isolde’s final gambit emerges: a Formula-Fed Doppelgänger Child hellbent on devouring their legacy.