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The entire planet was dragged into a mysterious space known as the "Civilization Trial," with various apocalyptic trials following one after another. The crisis began with a parasitic threat, parasitic monsters silently replacing humans, and no one knew whether their relatives, friends, or comrades-in-arms had been masquerading as monsters. As everyone was steeped in deep fear, Shen Hao stared blankly at something extra that appeared before him. [Civilization Trial Cheats Collection] Begin with a mandatory draw of a Red Mythical Talent, friend-or-foe marking map, loot box probability adjustment, points acquisition multiplied by a hundred... Monster: "Run! This civilization is cheating!!!"

April 4th. The apocalypse descended, mountains and rivers shattered, and the human world turned into purgatory. April 5th. "Brother Wang Tao, before I die, I ask you for a favor, please take care of my wife..." April 7th. Wang Tao unexpectedly discovered that he could not only see the HP bars of living creatures but also that the creatures he killed would drop loot! "Rest in peace, Big Brother. I will definitely take good care of your wife!"

(Mountain hunting + Animals + Rural Daily Life + Light Livestreaming + Farm Construction + Relaxed) Offline: "Who in Changbai Mountain doesn't know that this leopard is my underling? Ask anyone, they all know!" Livestream: "Let me make it clear beforehand, I have absolutely no ties with this leopard." "It approached me on its own." "I'm not familiar with it, really not familiar." "You guys are slandering me, you're slandering me!” Viewers watching the leopard cozying up to the streamer: "With both human and leopard as witnesses, you still want to deny it?" "Go on, we're listening."

The game begins with a mountain fortress, just two people (the Advisor, the Coachman). The goal is to build the strongest team of bandits. He arrives in a chaotic world with a team of bandits that's on the brink of dissolution. Faced with this bloody, chaotic era, will he choose to loot for money, food, and women as a carefree Mountain Lord, or shed his manly blood, confront the world's heroes, strive for a name that will resound through the ages, and boldly ask question: who is born to be a king?

[You have Obtained The World Compass 1/10, You have obtained Simple rowboat 1/10, You have obtained Map of Worlds 1/10, You have obtained Basic revolver 1/10, You have obtained Harpoon 1/10, You have obtained Basic Fishing Rod 1/10] “Wait what?!!” Allen was transmigrated into the void while on a rowing boat with no guide but a system that allows him to sell things and a compass which points him to directions of worlds, he also has a few other survival items, Now Allen will travel the universe discovering many worlds and plundering civilizations of their loot.

[Prequel to Infinite Evolution: My Idle Evolution System] ---- [Ding! You have killed Elder Fuk Yu!] [You have obtained 108 Quadrillion Evolution Essence!] [Ding! Would you like to Assimilate the Stats or roll for a Racial Trait of Elder Fuk Yu?] "Roll for a Racial Trait." [Ding! You have acquired the Infinite Fuk Yu Mantra!] ... This is the story of Azmodeus—the only Trial Disciple of the Yang Sect—a boy who was born with everything and absolutely anything that could possibly impede his journey down the limitless road of cultivation. Weakest cultivation talent, weakest spiritual roots, weakest physique... However, it looked reality decided he hadn't suffered enough... On one day no different than the rest for the fourteen-year-old boy, as he was sweeping the courtyard's of the Yang Sect, misfortune struck once again, resulting in a Young Master killing him while in a drunken state... This was where his story ended, and also, where it began anew, and along with it, a system that guaranteed a new story for the boy—a story that would never end! [Ding! You have killed a Supreme Elder of the Godless Sect!] [You have obtained 500 Trillion Evolution Essence!] [Ding! You have leveled up!] [You have leveled up!] [You have leveled up!] [Ding! Would you like to Assimilate the Stats or roll for a Trait of the being you just killed?] "Roll for a Trait." [Ding! You have acquired the Galactic Quantum Flux Racial Trait!] [Your overall combat power has improved by leaps and bounds!] [Ding! Are you ready to pay the price to ascend your plane of existence?] "I am." ... Join Azmodeus on his journey toward a limit that doesn't exist, as he figures out just how far he can Evolve through the killing and Assimilating of other existences! "You say I can sit in a cave and cultivate while having my clones do the killing...?" "There are other System Users!? And I can Assimilate their Systems into my own!?" "This will make too OP..." ... Extremely Fast-Paced System Novel with a bunch of realms and new worlds/areas!! Don't tell me I didn't warn you beforehand!! There will also be comedic and slice of life aspects, even dark at times, so be aware of that before going in... He will become progressively more and more evil, so beware... MC is a Murderhobo and certified Loot Goblin, so keep that in mind as well. This novel is benefit-driven, and things happen for the sole reason of obtaining benefits! No NTR, No Yuri, No Incest, No weak MC's, lot's of grinding those levels!! 500 PS = 1 Extra Chapter 100 GT = 1 Extra Chapter Discord: https://discord.com/invite/FMHsSN3fN8 Patreon: patreon.com/Astral_Pandemonium

Lin Mu was an orphan living in a country town. Having no knowledge of cultivation, he was a common peasant. This was until he discovered a mysterious ring stuck in a tree. Wearing it, a new world opened up to Lin Mu. The world of cultivation! The ring bestowed Lin Mu with the ability to cultivate while also giving him the ability to manipulate space. Snatching treasures, exploring unknown realms, looting secret grottos, everything was possible with the ring. Witness Lin Mu as he learns his purpose in life, finds his destiny, meets impeccable experts and beings. Watch him as he learns the truth of the cosmos, and becomes its saviour! Tags: #weak to strong #Beast taming #Beast companions #Monster Master #World Exploration #NO YOUNG MASTERS #NO HAREM ----- Old Synopsis: Lin Mu was a common boy living in a small town, ostracized by the townsmen because of a mistake he made during the harvest, his house seized to compensate for it. Forced to fend for himself in the outskirts, he finds a rusty ring embedded in the tree where he always used to play as a child. Witness his story as the mysterious rusty ring changes his destiny forever, opening him up to a world he would never have experienced, people he would have never met, and powers he would have never had. Instagram: grand_void_daoist -------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------- Join the discord-https://discord.gg/VfJFxXnbAE

Foster transmigrated back to the day before the launch of "Heroic Epic." In this game, which will eventually merge with reality, the strong will transcend and manifest, wielding extraordinary power and achieving immortality. Foster originally had a small plan: to use his past-life memories and become one of the top players on Earth! However, once he enters the game, things take an unexpected turn. He awakens the unique black Talent, All Things United, which grants him an additional Talent every time he levels up. First Talent: Transcendent Evolution – All Barracks-type buildings level up by one tier, and the loyalty and morale of all units are maxed out. Second Talent: Blade of Conquest – Every time he kills an enemy, he accumulates progress and receives extra loot. Third Talent: Blessing of the Goddess of Beauty – All branches are transformed into female units, receiving significant stat boosts. Fourth Talent... Foster quickly realizes that his goals were too modest!

It is said that you shouldn't meet your heroes. Gehaldirah, a high elf of royal bloodline didn't have to meet the realm lord of High Heaven before he became disillusioned. His admiration for the paragon of the high elf race turned into hatred when he got some damning knowledge about why demons kept attacking his home and looting the sacred tree of life. His hatred for the realm lord turned to self-hatred for his weakness and mediocrity. Gehaldirah had a moment of introspection. He isn't at the bottom of the ladder in this strength-based hierarchy. He is a king of law, but that apparently isn't enough to guarantee your fate. His strength is also mediocre because it was granted to him because of his bloodline. He determined he had to change himself. He has to become better. He concocted a plan that is one part genius and one part greed. His plan for reincarnation led him to the trial of heaven that occurs every origin cycle. He needed Origin essence so he participated in the trial. He got more than he wanted from the trial. His plan for reincarnation would be a success after some adjustments. But now he has a different aim. He won't aim for just the realm lord. The realm lord has control of the High Heaven Realm. That isn't enough for Geraldirah anymore. He became greedier. He has his sight set on the movers and shakers of the Void Universe. Only the power to subvert the will of World Gods will do. The plan to create LEGION, the ultimate organism was then hatched. If one person cannot achieve something, what about a multitude of them? His journey will not be easy. He will have to overcome Celestials and their Celestial Supreme, Gods and their GodKings, Demon kings and their Demon gods. The Void Universe is full of obstacles that will like nothing more than to put an end to his path. It is not that they hate him. They will oppose him simply because the era of conquest is coming. There are no friends in the era of conquest. It is everyone for themselves. And he will use everything and everyone for the advancement of Legion. AUTHOR: I cannot promise that you will like it. I can only promise that the book is original and unique. It is something new. The MC is neutral evil. He is willing to sacrifice everyone for his goals. He is smart and the antagonists in the book are cunning. Discord Server: https://discord.com/invite/yRbtBYsf Reddit Community: r/DMadLord/

[WN WITH ILLUSTRATION] Story about human babies raised by monsters in a world of sword and magic. Allen is an orphaned boy that had lived a rather pleasant life with his orc mother in the bowels of a deadly dungeon, until the day a group of humans ventured down to loot and pillage the home they had come to think of as safe. They took everything that Allen had, and drove him further away from the humanity. In anger and anguish, Allen turned his back on the humans. He encapsulated himself in a deep-seated hatred of them, refusing to associate with them in any way—even going so far as to reject any attempt at kindness. Allen begins his journey in a world of human with full of deceit, danger, envy, and politics. [WARNING! this novel has strong gore and violence] [This novel has an illustration. All the illustrations are original and made by me. Reuse is not allowed, and repost should be with credit]

Dunia tidak lagi sama setelah kejadian yang dikenal sebagai Chrono Convergence. Apa yang dulunya hanya sebuah game virtual bernama Chrono Life, kini menjadi kenyataan yang tak dapat dijelaskan. Monster, dungeon, dan sistem level yang sebelumnya hanya ada dalam dunia digital, kini merasuki realitas. Seluruh umat manusia dihadapkan pada tantangan baru, di mana batas antara permainan dan kenyataan telah lenyap. Di tengah kekacauan ini, Demiurgos, seorang pemain biasa yang dulunya dikenal sebagai "grinder" tanpa bakat istimewa, terbangun untuk menemukan bahwa semua kekuatan, loot, dan level yang ia kumpulkan di Chrono Life kini hadir dalam tubuhnya di dunia nyata. Namun, alih-alih kegembiraan, ia merasa takut—karena ia tahu satu hal yang membedakan dunia nyata ini dari game: kematian di sini adalah akhir yang sesungguhnya. Saat seluruh dunia berjuang untuk bertahan hidup, organisasi besar seperti PBB membentuk Player Association, mengumpulkan para pemain terkuat untuk melindungi bumi dari ancaman monster dan dungeon yang terus bermunculan. Tapi Demiurgos punya rencana lain. Dia tidak ingin berada di bawah kendali siapa pun, apalagi mereka yang memanfaatkan kekuatan para pemain demi keuntungan mereka. Dengan talent tier F yang dianggap lemah, namun berbekal kerja keras dan skill spesialnya yang unik, Observe, Demiurgos memutuskan untuk bertahan hidup dengan caranya sendiri—menjaga kebebasannya dan menemukan rahasia di balik peristiwa aneh ini. Namun, di balik kegelapan, sebuah rahasia besar tersembunyi, dan setiap langkah yang ia ambil membawanya semakin dekat pada kebenaran yang mengancam tidak hanya dirinya, tetapi juga seluruh umat manusia.

Everyone transmigrated to the High Continent and became a Lord to participate in the conquest between Lords from all the other races. A few lucky Lords would receive Lord Talents. “Hah! My talent is the Knight’s Hall, a Diamond-Tier Lord Talent! My subjects can job change into a unique warrior class, the Combat Spirit Knight!” “My Lord Talent is the King of Abyss. I can summon demons to become my subjects!” “I have a lot of subjects who are scientists! I can create advanced technologies!” “My Talent allows me to cultivate! I’ll become a celestial!” Zhou Zhou received a Legendary-Tier Lord Talent — 100% drop rate! Not only could he see the things he would receive from an enemy, but his enemies would drop all of their loot when they were defeated. “Watch as I make you drop your Talents!”

In a world where gods bicker like siblings, heroes flex for fame, and magic flows as freely as tavern ale, one unlucky soul gets the reincarnation deal of a lifetime—well, almost. Waking up in a fluffy body with twitchy ears and a tail that won't stop wiggling, our protagonist quickly realizes his new life isn’t exactly the stuff of epic ballads. He’s not a fearsome dragon, a dashing swordsman, or even a mildly threatening goblin. Nope. He’s a rabbit—a cute, pint-sized ball of fluff with "snack" written all over him. But hey, when life gives you carrots, you make stew… or, uh, figure out how not to become rabbit stew. Armed with quick wits, an absurd amount of luck, and a knack for dodging death by hopping around, this hare-raising adventure sees him hopping through a magical world full of danger, absurdity, and even romance. (Who knew some people were into rabbits?!) With gods watching his every move, adventurers mistaking him for loot, and predators thinking he looks delicious, one thing’s for sure: it’s not easy being prey. But with a little cunning and maybe some help from a snarky companion or two, he might just prove that even the smallest creature can have the biggest bite.

Everyone transmigrated to the Endless Continent and became lords to participate in the battle against the Chaos. A Few lucky Lords would awaken lord talents. “Great! My Lord Talent is the Class Awakening, a Diamond Tier talent. I can awaken my subjects to awaken into their most compatible class upto classes of certain rarity.” “Haha, my talent is Hefty Discount and I can buy things at 50% discount.” … While others flexed their Lord talents to gain fame and more underlings. Evan received a Legendary- Tier Lord Talent- Game Mechanisms Store. His talent was complex and weak but it had the most potential because with time he can buy more and more game mechanisms to improve his survival. [ Game Mechanisms Store ] [ Inspect- Skill- Free (Once lifetime )] [ Mosnter loot- 2,500 G points. ] [ Skill books- 5,000 G points. ] [ Treasure Fishing- 10,000 G points. ] [ … ] [ Respawn- ? ] [ G points- G points are Game points which are collected after meeting certain hidden achievements. There are more than one way to earn them, so explore with the heart and passion of Gamer. ]

As name says here you can find stories that come and go like a traveling dreams and ideas. They shall be completely unrelated and in too wide area of ideas, topic, themes and quality. Heck some are just a refined written records of my dreams. Yet, the main focus shall be on comedy or adventure. All shall be safe for work. My dreams do make a sense. But most time there is a time for the “good” or “exciting” part; I mostly wake up; and mostly my first reaction is “Damn it!”. Also, the sheer amount of stories that was already appear/crafted in my mind will give out for a loot of books. Sadly I am not the master of story teller I shall probably be, to put them on words, picture or other storytelling method.

Within the virtual world of “Avalon Online”, Finn, or otherwise known as “Echo” within the game, was one of its greatest players. After logging off from a long session, however, he notices something awry outside of his apartment. The streets were flooded with chaos, screams echo through the night, and hell is loot loose. Monsters from Avalon Online are running through the streets, wrecking havoc. In the midst of this hellish awakening, Finn is greeted with the one gift bestowed to humanity in this dark hour: [...Assessing life experience…] [Assessment Complete] [Name: Finn Thorne] [Age: 20] [Designated Class: Assassin] [Starting Level: 5] [A [Legacy System] has been bestowed to you for your accomplishments within Avalon.] [Assimilation System Awakened.] In this twisted turn, as the world as it was once known is gone with the arrival of magic and monsters, the remnants of humanity must level up if they wish to survive. Finn is left in this dark, hopeless apocalypse, using his own experience from Avalon Online to best survive what seems to be an impossible task. -- Daily updates at 9 AM PST Support for bonus chapters

The Apocalypse Game has descended upon Earth. Disasters ravage the globe: volcanoes, earthquakes, floods, scorching heatwaves, deadly viruses, and brutal blizzards. In just six months, the planet's population has plummeted by 80%, and civilization teeters on the brink of collapse. Humanity's only hope lies within the Apocalypse Game, a brutal test of survival. Fortunately, Thomas Smyth awakens the [Super Monopoly] game plugin. Starting with a humble subway station, he begins his conquest to buy the world, one property at a time. Purchasing the subway station grants him a secure hideout and the opportunity to eliminate opportunistic refugees, looting their supplies. Acquiring the Crimson Cabaret allows him to take down cultists and obtain rare blueprints. Investing in the General Hospital unlocks a medical facility, providing a steady stream of vital resources. While others struggle to survive each impending disaster, scavenging for scraps and clinging to life by a thread, Thomas Smyth reclines in his resource-laden hideout, surveying his vast map of assets. His only dilemma? Which investment to inspect today.

Humanity is thrown into the realty of existing alien civilizations and cosmic horrors. How will humanity survive in a galaxy with a single spaceship? If that was not bad enough this single ship has originally crashed to earth and we tried to fix it and upgrade it to the best of our ability. What secrets does the galaxy hold? What treasure can we find? What loot can we bring back? What secrets does the crashed ship hold?

In the not-so-distant future, where Earth has reached its breaking point due to humanity’s reckless exploitation of the planet’s resources, and was decided by the Keepers that we all needed a timeout. Nature needed a break from us—Humans. And we, needed a break from technology. Everyone needed a holiday! Atlas has been lucky to be bestowed an SS Rank Domain—rich in resources, after the entirety of Earth population are called to the Oasis—a realm governed by magical science, where every individual is bestowed upon, a domain to look out for. He also gets a lucky draw on the Mage Crafter class. A profession best suited for his predicament, as he could not only enhance from basic to advanced loots and equipments, he could now also merge and craft that of his own. Aiming on building the biggest brand surrounding magically enhanced construction and clothing, Atlas was set to dominate the global trading system for his own benefits, and build up the strongest domain there ever will be on the Oasis—the realm of all races. But… would it be that easy, though? Is this all really a global holiday… or a survival show? … - Female Protagonist - Kingdom Building - System - Streamer - Mythical Races - Undead - Dragons Read to find out more…

What if your summoned heroes were broken people who needed saving first? Azea, once a celebrated pro gamer, had it all—fame, money, and the title of “World’s Best.” But after a devastating wrist injury cut his career short, his life spiraled into mediocrity. Now, 21 and bitter, Azea spends his days drinking soda in his apartment, playing low-tier dungeon crawls for scraps of loot. Everything changes when he wakes up one day with the rarest Summoner Class ever recorded—The Infinite Weaver, a class that can summon heroes from any world or reality, breaking the normal restrictions of the System. But he is Level 1. And every hero he summons is a broken, tragic character who needs to be repaired, mentally and physically, before they’ll fight for him.

In a world turned into a deadly game, Alex Grant, an ordinary high school student, finds himself thrust into an apocalyptic reality where Earth has been selected as Game World N31459. With invaders and monsters descending from the skies, humanity is forced to fight for survival. As Alex navigates through the chaos, he discovers a game-like system in his mind, granting him access to items, abilities, and quests. Using a rare "Blessing Stone," he gains temporary god-like powers, boosting his strength and endurance. Tasked with surviving the first week of the invasion, Alex fights terrifying creatures and encounters other survivors, each struggling to adapt to their new powers and the terrifying monsters attacking their world. Along the way, he earns valuable loot, including rare "Awakening Stones" that promise to unlock even greater power. With his R-level potential, Alex quickly becomes a force to be reckoned with, but the battles only grow more dangerous. The world has become a brutal game of survival, and Alex must use every advantage he gains to protect those around him and unravel the mysteries behind the invasion.

Once the very heavens roared at his sight, his might relentless in destruction and looting. He struck the layers of the celestial bodies with wickedness unparalleled, earning him the tag of the second mischievous saint. But he bit off more than he could chew, when he failed to realise, he was getting weak due to his rotting meridians which were poisoned each day by his own brother. Henceforth, death greeted his eyes, yet even she bent herself in front of his great Dao! ------- Time has changed and the art of natural dantian has been severed, nature itself couldn't comprehend the abundance of the natural flow of Qi, and thus it gave birth to beasts. Now humanity no longer strong uses their intelligence to create weapons and alchemy to artificially function against them. But what if, someone, a man of the past awakens yet again? The man who defeated death, the mischievous immortal had rose yet again though- why was he half dragon? -------- Op Mc: Present System: Absent Just read it.

When an unassuming streamer beats the hardest boss in his favorite game, he expects cheers, loot, and fame. Instead, he’s ripped from the comfort of his chair and thrown into a galaxy on the brink of collapse. Armed only with his fickle game knowledge, he must navigate a world of superpowers, war-ravaged empires, and genocidal AI, all while trying to gather fragments of a lost golden age... Or perish trying.

Jake an adventurer was looking for loot in a cave. when they learn it was a dragon nest his party ditched him. now he gets more chances to live while saving the world! story arcs: birth arc chapter 1-2 Leon’s birthday arc chapter 3-4 August arc chapter 5-9

Three Strikes, written by Andrew J. D. Gilberthorpe, is an isekai, high-action death game survival story. The lead, Player 7, is a british soldier from Sheffield who, alongside 100 others, is abducted from reality into a game. The rules are simple- each has three lives, where on the third they MUST kill anybody they come into contact with. Explore, loot, level, kill. Only one may survive. So the question is, are they friends or foes?

people dream of a zombie apocalypse and how they would survive it, but when it happens to Zex and Nova, what will they do to survive? Kill, loot, survive

Crossing into an alternate world, Daniel possessed the [Omniscient Appraisal System] that can tell the value and origin of any item. As a result, Daniel participated in the wildly popular online Container Hunt and began live streaming: [I'm in Libertopia, Live Streaming My Treasure Hunt!] Netizens warned Daniel: Container Hunt is all a scam, it's impossible to find a real treasure. However, what Daniel did next leaves viewers gobsmacked. He bid 500 StellarCoins(1 StellarCoins=1 US dollar) on a batch of luggage looted by pirates, finding a high-end custom-made luggage bag, worth 10,000 StellarCoins! He discovered a well-known painting from Serenalia, titled "Hundred Horses," dated 300 years ago, assessed at 50 million StellarCoins! He found a relic from the Atlantean civilization, causing a global archaeological uproar! He stumbled upon a world-famous painting stolen from a Libertopia museum fifty years ago, titled "Portrait of a Woman," which sends collectors around the world into a frenzied bidding war! With the help of his system, Daniel can always find the best deals at Container Hunter Auctions, and even dominate the antique street, flea market, not to mention the real estate, stock, and investment industries! After Daniel's net worth skyrocketed, he lavishly invest in a private estate, and threw decadent parties in his rooftop garden filled with models. Married women, celebrities, wives... Turns out, being rich really is this much fun!

Ridley James, your average almost-middle-aged office drone, barely scraping by with his paycheck, had one dream: to buy a VR headset and finally dive into Eclipse World, the latest gaming craze. After years of saving, he finally made it happen. But one dumb mistake he make in earlier pretty much ruined everything. “What’s the point of Charisma in a game where I’m just here to smash monsters and farm loot?” [Due to your zero Charisma stat, your interactions with NPCs have become... complicated.] [Due to your zero Charisma stat, you’ve attracted several level 20 wild monsters to hunt you down.] [Due to your zero Charisma stat, NPCs will offer lower prices when you sell and sky-high prices when you buy.] [Due to your zero Charisma stat, you now face additional requirements to join any party.] Just when Ridley thought the game couldn’t hate him more, it hit him with one more twist. [Due to your zero Charisma stat, you’ve been designated as a Special Hidden Boss.] [Good luck staying alive while other players try to hunt you down!] “You’ve got to be kidding me.”

[Ding!] [Your Clones have killed Young Master Dipsh*t! The reward is 500 Quintillion Clone Essence!] You may be wondering why you clicked on this book, and to tell you the truth, I don't know why either... But what I can tell the OP craving part of you is that this book will further define the definition of OP! You want OP MC? You got it! You want the MC to be Merciless and Evil? You got it! You want more than a hundred+ major realms and no nerfs?? Guess what, you f*cking have it! You want clone banaza!? You will find it in the confines of this book! Murder Hobo [Check] Fast-paced story [Check] Walking Loot Bags ready for the Reaping [Check] Clones [Check] No slowing down! No breaks from the Eternal Grind! No stopping the Infinite amount of Evolution of a Clone who absolutely loathes the deck of cards that he was dealt! Lucifer, a clone born from pure hatred for his main body! A clone was given a system that gives him clones!? Will he be able to make his way through the Path of Infinity and beat the sh*t out of the one who enslaved him!?!? Why don't you read and find out!! If you want peak, you have found it! So get the hell away from the synopsis and read this book!!!

Fighting monsters, getting loot, buying cozy clothes? All Fiona needed was her friends, fun times, and hobbies! Fiona Swiftheart was the hero of Fiefdala. She banished the evil dragon lord to the swampy wastelands, and returned to the capital of the kingdom she saved--and then got taxed for the loot she took from the oversized lizard?! Too bad that no one told her the King went on a long-term vacation, before she got back. He put his scummy son on the throne, who decided cuteness and heroics weren't cool! Faced with either jail or paying up, Fiona traded in huge swords, armor, and the adventuring life to don a business suit and opened a merchant store, to try to sell off stuff that no one could possibly afford to buy! Except when she got her merchant license, she signed up for more than she bargained for! At least her business degree from her previous life wouldn’t be wasted. Join Fiona as she pursues a smaller life, builds hobbies, and makes friends who aren't dead set on fighting the next great villain at the drop of a hat! And pays taxes. She hates taxes. More than lawyers or lawmen. What’re you buying?! * A fantasy slice-of-life story, light progression elements * Feel-good storytelling, with no ‘save the world’ plot. This is a lived-in world that she’s a part of, and doesn’t revolve around her. * No math, No LitRPG. Besides taxes. And that math hurts. * LGBT characters. If that isn’t your thing, no need to continue. * Content rating: PG-13. Some swearing, suggestive content, and comedic violence. **This content is owned by Magius Swiftscale, and is posted on RoyalRoad, Wattpad, Scribblehub, and advanced chapters on Patreon. If you see this story posted elsewhere it is theft of copyright; please send me a DM to notify me.