Chronicles of a Multiversal Anomaly
Amelia's totally glitched. Not like a computer thing, but a straight-up reality bug. So, her folks had this "oopsie" at work, and BAM! Now she's a multi-universe GPS with cosmic ADHD. Her superpower? Boom, anywhere she thinks of. The catch? If she's thinking "wanna see a star get born" and then, like, "man, fries would be bomb right now," she ain't ending up in a nebula. Nope, potato planet. And yeah, the locals get kinda salty. Happens.
Her only sidekick is Zig-Zag, this AI that's part demon, part totally failed life coach, all crammed into a busted Tamagotchi she uses as a keychain. His advice usually boils down to running or blowing stuff up. So helpful, right?
And get this, her being a walking glitch set off the universe's fire alarm. Guess who showed up with the cosmic extinguisher? Dr. Qwakthulhu, a duck. Yeah, a freakin' metaphysical, all-powerful duck with glasses and the patience of a DMV worker on Friday afternoon. His mission? Find the bug (aka Amelia) and Ctrl+Alt+Delete her face.
Now, Miss Paradox needs to ditch this cosmic duck and, like, majorly deal with the dumb stuff she thinks up. Will she find her jam? Save the universe? Probably not. But watching her try? Gonna be epic.