Fullmetal Alchemist Funny Moments

Ben, a postgraduate chemistry student, envisions a future where science unlocks the secrets of the universe. But fate has other plans. In a sudden twist, Ben dies and awakens in a strange new world, reborn as a five-year-old boy named Damian Sunblade. Damian's joy at being part of a noble family is short-lived. His family, valuing gold over blood, sells him off to another noble house to be groomed as a homemaker husband, a mere pawn in their political games. Struggling with his new reality and the remnants of his past life’s knowledge, Damian refuses to succumb to his fate. In his new household, Damian discovers that this world is governed by magic circles, Runic symbols wielding immense power. Driven by his scientific curiosity, Damian begins to experiment. Applying the laws of physics to the Rune symbols, he deciphers their secrets and invents his own unique form of magic. However, The family that bought him has their own plans for him, seeing Damian as a valuable tool to enhance their power. But Damian, ever the independent spirit, has dreams beyond servitude. He longs for freedom, a place to call his own—a life where he can use his talents without restraint. And so Damian devises a daring plan to escape. His journey is fraught with danger and intrigue, as he navigates a world filled with mystical creatures, powerful adversaries, and ancient secrets. Along the way, he forges alliances and battles enemies, all while refining his magical and scientific skills. In "The Runic Alchemist," follow Damian Sunblade’s epic quest for independence and self-discovery. Witness his transformation from a forsaken child to a formidable Alchemist, determined to carve out an extraordinary future for himself in a world teeming with infinite possibilities. ***** Author Note : Hello! GlaringError here! As I have already mentioned in my author review I am restating it here since I am getting tons of comments about it, that I am more of a reader myself than a writer, I made this novel in an attempt to capture my fantasy world residing in my mind into words.. Writing is new for me.. The premise of my novel is inspired by many great works that I have loved over the years. And some elements I have in my novel that are slightly similar to them but it's just the skeleton of it, the real meat of the plot is entirely my own cooking. Some of the influence that is more noticeable is from The Runesmith (By Kuropon), The King's Avatar (By Butterfly Blue) and Shadow Slave (By Guiltythree). I have immense respect for these legends and I can only hope to follow in their footsteps. To all those who comment just by judging the name, at least give it a chance before letting your opinions known. Thank you.

Arthur is an Atelier who works under pressure. When the curse of the Succubus activates his Netori System, Arthur is unable to resist his desire to win a woman's loyalty. There is no other reason for him to test a woman's loyalty that is easily shaken when his Netori System is activated.

A hundred years ago, he was a genius of the Emperor's Domain who made even the God of War wary. He was unparalleled in both alchemy and martial arts. However, his friend betrayed him, leading to his untimely demise. A hundred years later, he rose from being a dandy young master, starting everything anew. From then on, the world witnessed the emergence of an extraordinary genius. "Boss is even more ferocious than a wild beast!" "Boss values friendship above all else. He is forever my best friend!" "Kevin, no matter how long it takes, I'll wait for you. I won't marry anyone else!" "Don't ever provoke that man of calamity. That guy is a beast!" "I am Kevin Anderson, who dares to defy me?!"

In a freak alchemy accident, the omnipotent Extreme Alchemist of his generation was bound to the continuous cycle of worldly existence. His fallen soul was reincarnated into the body of an ordinary young man named Fang Lin. From then on, Fang Lin became the chaotic mess of an alchemy genius. "You’re nothing but scraps before me. I am the almighty Extreme Alchemist! So, you’re a martial arts genius, huh? Come...Come. Come! Have a taste of the elixir made by the great master." The path of becoming an extreme alchemist was rough, bumpy and rugged, but at the end, the Mighty Cauldron awaited beyond the Nine Cauldrons!

This is the story of Tom, a young boy venturing into the immersive virtual reality world of Dimension Beta. From the very beginning, he falls victim to a scam, losing all his money to a shady alchemist, Mr. Pech. Pech, burdened by a mysterious curse from an entity he barely recalls, is no stranger to misfortune himself. Can the swindler and the swindled forge an unlikely partnership to navigate their challenges and turn their fortunes around?

Noted! is a humorous, slice-of-life comedy that follows a 16-year-old high schooler who hasn’t spoken in years due to a traumatic past. Communicating only through a beat-up notebook, the main character navigates the chaos of high school life with a quirky group of friends who are anything but ordinary. From the overly dramatic Julian, the walking encyclopedia Milo, the mischievous Luca, to the kind and patient Lila, the group’s adventures are filled with hilarious moments and unpredictable antics. Each chapter brings a new, random, and funny scenario—whether it’s a disastrous talent show performance, a museum field trip gone wrong, or a group project that turns into an absurd disaster. Despite the comedic chaos, the novel also explores themes of friendship, self-expression, and the quiet, yet powerful, bond that forms between the MC and their friends. In a world full of noise, this group learns that even silence can be a form of communication—and sometimes, the most memorable moments come from the most unexpected places.

Damian Thorne, a 25-year-old struggling artist, leads an ordinary life in a bustling city—until the day he receives a mysterious letter from a long-forgotten relative. His estranged grandfather, a reclusive alchemist, has passed away, leaving Damian his secluded estate in the countryside. Intrigued, and with little to lose, Damian decides to visit the property, only to discover that his grandfather’s legacy is far more complex than he imagined. At the heart of the mansion is an ancient, hidden laboratory filled with cryptic notes and strange, alchemical equipment. Damian quickly learns that his grandfather was part of a secretive alchemical order dedicated to uncovering the Philosopher's Stone. His grandfather had been on the verge of a breakthrough—one that involved transmutation of not just metal, but reality itself. As Damian delves deeper into his grandfather's research, he starts experiencing strange occurrences. Time warps. Shadows move on their own. Old enemies of the order resurface, determined to seize the secrets Damian has inherited. To protect his life and the legacy of his family, Damian must master the forbidden knowledge of alchemy before it consumes him. In a race against time and enemies both seen and unseen, Damian discovers that the true power of alchemy is not in transmuting gold—but in unlocking the secrets of life, death, and the universe itself. However, every step he takes closer to mastering alchemy brings him closer to a dangerous truth: that some knowledge was never meant to be found.

Kai, an ordinary student, finds himself stranded in the Ancient World after Earth is chosen for the Ascension Program. Separated from his family and haunted by the loss of his friends to monsters, Kai refuses to risk his life. Instead, he joins an Alchemy Shop run by Fairies—the overseers of the program. Recognizing Kai’s incredible talent, the shop’s owner wants him to abandon humanity and become a second-class citizen of the Fairy race. Will Kai escape the Alchemy Shop? Can he find his family? Will humanity survive? And is there a way back to Earth? Update Schedule: Every Monday

Killed and reborn! The almighty alchemist must seek men to quench his thirst. Yet who shall be the victim?

After a life-changing heart transplant, five-year-old Lily and her dad, David, are starting fresh in the city of Daejeo. For Lily, each day at daycare is a little adventure, full of new friends, funny moments, and just the right amount of mischief—especially with her best friend Joon by her side. Lily’s story isn’t about big, flashy events. It’s about the little things that make childhood special: finding friends, discovering new things, and learning what it means to grow up, one day at a time.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

One moment is enough to turn your life upside down. One moment is enough to break all the shackles and free us. One moment is enough to tell a thousand tales. ONE MOMENT.....

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Rafaela finds herself heartbroken at the wedding of the man she loves, Argos, who is bound by an arranged marriage to his childhood friend, Alice, due to his parents' wishes. As she watches them exchange vows, Rafaela is torn between her emotions: should she stand back and let him go to someone else, or should she fight for the love that they once shared?

In the smoke-choked city of Eldoria, where gears grind and secrets fester, Elias Thorne—a war-torn investigator with a mechanical arm—takes on a simple missing-person case. But nothing is simple in a city ruled by shadows. His search uncovers an ancient war fought not with armies, but with forbidden alchemical powers. At its center lies the Order of the Ouroboros, a secret society bent on summoning an eldritch god to shatter the veil between worlds. To stop them, Elias must embrace a deadly truth: power comes in potions, but every sip takes a piece of your soul. Guided by a mysterious prophet and pursued by enemies who twist science and magic alike, Elias hurtles toward the Philosopher’s Prism—an artifact that can save the world or doom it. But Eldoria isn’t the only thing at stake. The more Elias uncovers about the Order, the more he learns of their connection to his own haunted past. As ancient horrors stir and the city teeters on the brink of apocalypse, Elias must decide: Will he become a weapon to save Eldoria, or the spark that burns it all to ash? In a world of steam and shadows, the veil is thin—and when it breaks, no one is safe.

..... .... ... It was so painful, It hurts so much, It feels like hell, I felt like I was lying down but my back was not touching anything, No it felt like I was floating Everything was covered in darkness I couldn't see or hear anything it felt like I've lost track of time since I've been here I couldn't move, I couldn't shout, even if I tried no one will hear me because no one is here… After what seems like eternity , I felt something . I thought it was soothing but after a few minutes it started buzzing it started causing pain and it was like electricity zipping into my body and soul it felt like my soul was breaking apart it felt like I was about to burst . It went on for a long time then I heard a girls voice . no . to be precise a woman's voice she said "This is your second chance don't dissapoint me and don't die quickly, also make them pay" Now that I have a new life and I know the odds I vow to do my best to achieve my final gaol which is "REVENGE"

A talented young alchemist accidentally unlocks the power of forbidden alchemy—alchemy that can bend the laws of life and death. This power comes at a terrible cost: his soul is now bound to an ancient alchemical curse that draws the attention of powerful organizations and dark entities. As he seeks a cure, he must navigate a dangerous world where knowledge is both a gift and a weapon.

Betrayed by the people and sect he onced loved, Yang wei swore to thread the path of a demon after his rebirth. Luckily his wish came through. Now, will Yang wei thread this dangerous path or will he scumb once again.

About the series The vacation in St. Alaince tells the stories of some funny adventurous missions of Jack and Mickey perform when they get together during their vacation in St. Alaince, a fictional town. Summary of the Melvillcrash Jack and Mickey are high school students. Jack is Mickey's uncle's son. Jack is interested in supernatural things. Therefore, he has some crazy and funny plans that are beyond the reach of humans. Every vacation they get together, Jack comes up with some wacky plans. It all ends in problems eventually. This time they got together to spend the holidays at Jack's house in St. Alaince, and Jack, came up with a new plan. Satan hunt, an attempt to enslave Satan through witchcraft and gain supernatural powers. Mickey is not interested in Jack's Satan hunt, but Mickey agrees to Jack's temptation. So they set off in a night on a wooden raft to a deserted island far down the river to cast a spell to enslave Satan. In this funny task, they run into many problems along the way and eventually, the mission ends up being a mix of humor and trouble as always.

A collection of poems.

How long will you keep fighting, Anastasia Velt? It's already been a hundred lifetimes... Even the god of time was taken aback by the resolve of the forgotten princess. "I'll keep fighting. He's my father-it's my duty to save him and make him remember me," she replied, as she prepared for her hundredth cycle of life. With eyes fluttering open once more, the young princess was startled to find herself back in her early childhood-much earlier than before. In every past timeline, she'd returned at fifteen. But this time, something had changed. Even with the unfamiliar circumstances, Anastasia Velt resolved to correct the past for her father, Duke Lucius. Will her efforts finally succeed?

At just 19, Rhian Su is living her dream as a successful novelist, supported by her loving family and two protective older brothers. She’s always been the pampered princess, but when it comes to love, she’s still a newbie. Then there’s Levi Gu, a handsome, cool-headed CEO nine years her senior. He’s a family friend and has built a life focused on work, never thinking he’d fall for anyone—until he meets Rhian. As their lives intertwine, Rhian's playful spirit begins to thaw Levi’s cold exterior. Together, they explore what it means to connect, sharing laughter, dreams, and a growing bond. Authors Note Chapters of Our Hearts: Unscripted Moments is a heartwarming story about unexpected love, the beauty of companionship, and how the best moments often come when you least expect them.

In the bustling city of Bacolod, Rain and Frey share an inseparable bond forged in childhood. But one fateful day, Frey vanishes without a trace, leaving Rain lost in the maze of memories and unanswered questions. Despite years passing, Rain struggles to move forward, her absence casting a long shadow over his life. Years later, Rain finds himself navigating the world of college, where he meets Lisa, a bright and lively spirit, and Yuri, a reserved but fiercely determined top student. As these new friendships form, Rain is torn between his lingering connection to Frey and the unexpected spark he feels with Lisa and Yuri. Just when he begins to find a fragile sense of peace, Natasha, a friend from his past, returns bearing a gift and a promise to bring Rain into a new chapter of his life. But as they reconnect, Rain realizes that Natasha may hold the key to a mystery buried deep in the past—one that could finally shed light on Frey’s disappearance and reveal the secrets hidden within those lost years. Lost Shadows is a journey through the weight of memory, the courage to confront what’s been left behind, and the discovery of unexpected bonds that bring light to the darkest corners of the heart.

"The Alchemist’s Daughter" follows Elara Thornwood, a young alchemist who embarks on a perilous journey to uncover the truth behind her father's mysterious disappearance. Alaric Thornwood, the most skilled alchemist in Eldoria, leaves behind a cryptic letter revealing that he has been forced to flee to protect a powerful artifact called the Heart of Eternity. This artifact, said to hold immense power, must not fall into the wrong hands. Determined to find her father and safeguard the Heart, Elara navigates through dangerous woods, uncovers hidden secrets, and discovers her own latent magical abilities. Along her journey, she encounters allies and foes, learns the true extent of her father's legacy, and faces challenges that test her courage and resolve.

In the long tunnel of time, due to an unexpected experiment, a young scientist traveled to the distant past - that was the legendary glorious era of ancient India 800,000 years ago. There, the mysterious fusion of magic and advanced technology creates a strange world that far exceeds modern earth technology. Its exquisiteness and progress make people can't help but redefine the limits of human beings. What kind of mysterious force brought him to the end of this time and space? In this confusing world, he not only unexpectedly mastered the secrets of advanced magic, but also skillfully combined his scientific knowledge with the long-lost technology of ancient India. It was this unique fusion that started an unprecedented and strange journey for him. With the help of his wisdom and newly learned magic, he explores the mysteries of this mysterious era and while searching for a path back to the present day, he leaves his own footprints and becomes a bridge connecting the two worlds. During this strange journey through time and space and exploring the unknown, he not only witnessed the brilliant combination of technology and magic, but also experienced the spark of infinite creativity and wisdom of mankind.

In a world where magical creatures and humans live side by side, the profession of Alchemist has come into light, special humans who are able to control the mana within them and perform fantastical feats, they could terraform the earth and summon oceans at will, it is the most respected and distinguished profession in the world, entire schools were built, dedicated to the learning and teaching of the art of alchemy as it was every child's dream to become an alchemist. Earl White, having lost both his parents who were the one of the strongest alchemists in the world, is left to be taken care of by his grandfather, he enrolls into an alchemy school in hopes of becoming the greatest alchemist just like his parents, but there's a problem, he is unable to perform Alchemy, this makes him get bullied and ridiculed at his school making life even harder. Earl eventually stumbles upon a strange book which grants him a system along with the ability to perform Alchemy, he is filled with joy at first, but his joy soon becomes short lived as a system message appears Infront of him [Your Soul energy depletes] [You must consume life energy in the next 12 hours] [Your soul energy continues to deplete] Having been living a normal life, he is now suddenly thrust into a world of death, deception, tough choices, betrayal and murder, for the sake of his and his new found friends sake, he will need to kill and consume the life energy of others, and complete other tasks to become stronger, all in his quest to eventually become the strongest alchemist, however the life of an alchemist isn't a pretty one, as he learns through the deadly secrets of the Alchemy world, while he battles the ORA, grief and sorrow along with mystery, are all things that follow him in his path wherever he goes, he will have to grow with his friends and rise up to the challenges that lie ahead of him. Dive into the captivating world of alchemists, discover all the characters, adversary, obstacles and challenges Earl encounters on his path to become the strongest Alchemist, what sort of tough decisions will he make, who can be trust, and what type of enemies will he encounter?, well what are you waiting for?, start reading.