Naruto Dirty Jokes

Josh a average highschool student dies at the hands of truck-kun and finds himself reborn in the Naruto world

The story of a woman whose name is "Nadia" whose father is "Mr. Brown", he loves the gamblings so much until he has a lot of debts. She cannot solve this problem, then, she request her closed senior "Hector" to solve it. He can solve it, but she may found the worse story when her father dare to borrow father of Hector...

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

Naruto dies because of mob attack and meets Kami. Kami gives Naruto 3 wishes. No more stupid Naruto.

This is Gonna be short Chapter's ok ok, I'll try to improve it ok, And English is not my First Language so bare with it. And I don't own Naruto, And i upload whenever i want cause im lazy but hardworking, oh forgot to tell Pairings are NarutoxHinata, Idc what ya'll say, no harem to complicated and Mc gonna be Slightly OP

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Disclaimer: I don't own naruto. This story is purely out of my mind. I may not have the greatest mind but I would like to also share my thoughts. New cover is also not mine. Just uploaded it to properly remind myself how MC looks. Just minus the tatoo LOL ----------------------------------------------------------------- Our MC woke up one day to realize he is in the world of naruto. With no idea how he got there and no cheat or system to assist him. Will our MC be able to at least live in this world? curious? then read it. Not good enough? You're welcome to drop. This is just a product of my thoughts of what a fanfic would be in my own mind. And this is the first one I've worked on too. All kinds of review are welcome. Have a good reading everyone! Peace out. As of 22/02/2022 This fanfic has ended. Thanks for all the power stones you have sent to me. As a beginner author, it was an awesome experience writing as I see people read my work even though I just began. Peace out,

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

BOOK 1 BOOK 2 SECRET's out ah *side note: No it's not just smut, it has a plot. The name has another meaning. You dirty-minded people! some scenes will be dark* *ongoing editing* Meet Wu Jie Tyna; the third-born daughter of Chaos darkness. Also known as lady darkness. During the ongoing chaos war, Tyna had experienced her first death and was later reborn in her second life, due to her failure as the 100th legion General. In that life, on Gai (sometimes Gaia), known as Earth to many, Tyna had lived the first six years of her life suffering, the latter half because she had - due to the fact of releasing her inner monster after a betray- Became something that took the life force from those who, 'died for her' in order to survive. Sadly one-night drunk, Tyna fell in the wharf and was therefore eaten by... Ah... Sharks. Third life: Wu Jie Tyna, had been transmigrated as an ah... A child. In a world newly populated by humans and other fantastical creatures, the world is harsh where if one is not powerful enough or at least has a backer strong enough death will welcome them with open arms. --- Tyna somewhat both lucky and Unlucky have heeded to the words her mother had bestowed the previous body's owner; In the world, people focus on something that to us was trivial. Of course, we live in society as those below us, but our circles? Our circles were small, we lived far above them, and treated these lowly ones nothing more than cannon fodder. Your beliefs? Who cares, Your system? Freedom? It was broken long before it was even created, all of you were nothing more to us than playthings. Haha haha, how stupid it is nothing more but an illusion for those high above us out of reach to be entertained. That was before in the greed of the top families we fell, we suffered and as if nature itself found our ways disgusting our hidden island was sunk and we had to leave our safe haven, to live among those... We had looked down upon.' 'if that is so mom, then we are different' 'of course, those from the east, said they were the motherland but we knew otherwise. Those who were our slaves are now our equal' 'we may have lost our home and have become outnumbered but it is fine, each family will marry their sons to the daughters.' 'the society is patriarch' 'it will not and have not affected the families, as long as our blood is not tainted then we shall continue to prosper in this barbaric society'. --- ongoing editing Original work no translation Please rate, comment, and vote thanks all

Kai Hunter is H University’s biggest player and heartbreaker. Known for his good looks and for being one of the brightest students on campus, he is one of the most eligible bachelors that everyone wants to ‘tame’. However, everything changes when freshman Night Winters becomes his new dorm mate. Kai is instantly attracted to the hot, young freshman who he had caught having a one-night stand at a bar and hasn’t been able to get out of his mind ever since. Night is openly gay, but Kai has been into girls his whole life…or so he thought. Can he let go of his pride and accept Night for who he is? Or will Night forever be forced to be just his dirty little secret, under the sheets, inside the closed doors to their dorm? However, Night is hiding secrets that can break the fragile foundation of their relationship at any time, and if Kai waits any longer…he just might end up losing the only person precious to him.

I am a 26 year old man that died due to trunk-kun. I was a functional member of society that occasionally watch anime. My favorite would be Naruto. I always thought that if I had a system as Naruto I would be god. Never had I thought I would be come a system.

Naruto is kidnapped by Orochimaru at a young age. He is rescued by The Raikage and Killer Bee and decides to go with them. My first fan fic so any criticism is welcome. Officially cancelled. Read the final chapter for more details.

This story leads to various twists and turns when a mafia mob immured a doctor in a contract marriage. Mellisa Antonio is a freshly graduated doctor who got her job in New York's famous hospital, Mateo Hospital. this hospital was a project of the Mateo family to hide their dirty games and tactics of mafia businesses. Mr. Mateo's only son Austin holds a devil-may-care type of demeanor. With his annoyed yet dashing looks and outraged personality, he falls in love with his employee. Mellisa had a lot of past traumas and no way she was marrying Austin, but things turned upside down when Mellisa's past was reflected and the only way out was to marry Austin Mateo, her boss and a mafia don.

gurun...! hamparan pasir dimana mana. terik matahari disiang hari dan angin malam yang sangat dingin. membuat orang yang berada di gurun menjadi keras. 'ting...Ting....' sekelompok orang saling beradu memperebutkan tanah yang subur.

Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.

Last night he received news of his marriage. Until the sky cleared he was married to the lady of his belafan kingdom. As a throne-hungry prince who is always doubted in all rights by King Zyefar. Can he put aside his ego and feelings?

*Warning: Mc is a massive simp for Hanabi Hyuga* The Mc was an infamous underground fighter, apart from martial arts the only thing in life that the Mc finds joy in is the Naruto anime, more specifically the character Hanabi Hyuga. His fondness of this character quickly grew to obsession.Tragically the Mc dies to a right hook to his liver,only to be transmigrated into the world of Naruto where his journey to get stronger driven solely by his obsession with Hanabi begins. If you guy find my work amusing,please support me by giving my story a rating,thank you a lot!I appreciate all the support i get!

Hiatus, indefinitely

Chiba Hanxing, who traveled through Hokage and became an ordinary person, was also in the same class as Naruto. In this world where blood is supreme, how can ordinary blood live? Fortunately, the god-level training space system was awakened! 10 days inside, one moment outside. Develop the fruit of thunder and become the master of thunder, how to stand on the top of the ninja in the future!

Gu Shan, once a revered and talented cultivator of the Nine Heavens, was banished to low-level worlds, deprived from his immortality with a relentless curse. His crime? he just saw the face of one and only precious disciple of the Celestial Emperor. He was then trapped in an endless cycle of rebirth. To end this, he needed to accumulate massive good karmic points. The mission was designed to be impossible for a mortal to achieve. Despite this, Gu Shan did not give up and devises what he believed to be a foolproof plan. However, he failed in the end. The required karmic points is just a pretense. "Screw you Celestial Emperor! If you want to play dirty, I'll take you head on!" In that moment, Gu Shan will thrive a path that even the Nine Heavens has never been heard of.

HIGHLY RATED(18+) Author's warnings: THIS BOOK MAY CONTAIN HIGHLY SEXUAL CONTENT, ABUSE, ILLEGAL ACTIONS AND DEATH. IF YOU CANT WITHSTAND ANY OF THIS MENTIONED ABOVE, KINDLY PASS BECAUSE IT'S NOT FOR THE WEAK. -------- "There are rules binding this contract, Isabella", Leonardo said to me while staring deeply into my eyes . A shivered ran through my whole body when I heard his cold deep voice. I stared back into his sexy green eyes before I spoke confidentially,"And what's that?". I asked. "Rule number one, you don't touch my body whenever I'm being intimate with you". Say's Leonardo. "Rule number two". I turned to look at Matteo who was laying back on his elbow on the bed with no shirt on and I could tell that he was looking totally hot in that position. I gulped in the lump in my throat when my eyes descended on his well detailed abs. "We can do whatever we want with you and you have no right to object". I felt seriously nervous with the way their eyes were scrutinizing my whole body and it took me enough confident to turn to look at Leonardo. "Is that all?". I asked and then, he brought out a pen and offered it to me. "Sign the contract and be ours". Leonardo said to me but that wasn't what just I wanted, I wanted to be more than a SLUT to them. Meet the Domenico brother's, who kills people for a living. A mafia and the world's greatest nightmare. What happens when a contract of submission is offered to the innocent Miss Isabella Laurenza? Would their relationship turns out to be lust or bloody??? Find out, rated 18+

♠️Utkarsh Wadhwan a successful businessman meets ♣️Monika Kapoor, Daughter of an old time ♦️Actress Avantika Kapoor whose past relationships were not so good. Her primary aim was to maintain her status by living in a high society. But living in a dirty high society was a challenge Where relationships are fake, no true feelings exist, only betrayal are reality, hate is breaking all the boundaries, and the sad part of it you have to survive.... Welco♏e to controversial life⭕ [Mature content]