Wonki Jamster

[Mature Content] Aurora opened her mouth to say something but only a shaky breath left her lips. Sure she knew she had a sad life, the worse actually. But did fate really have to pair her… With HADES?! Standing before her was the god of death and the underworld. Every picture she had seen of the gods had not depicted Hades’ beauty. The god seated before her was not an old man with a white beard that reached his foot, he was the true definition of glamour. “Well, you beat my expectations. I expected a slim figured sad child.” Hades spoke, his voice sending tingles down Aurora's spine. “And I expected an old man with wonky tooth holding a stick to support his remaining lifeline.” Hades opened his mouth to say something about her outburst, while Aurora mentally faced Palmed herself wishing she hadn't said that to the god of the underworld. She stared at him expecting him to cast her into the darkest hell cell as punishment, but his lips only pulled up a grin. “Well, well… I guess I had expected little from my human mate.” AN-:) IF YOU WANT TO REACH OUT TO THE AUTHOR OR TALK ABOUT THE BOOK (give ideas and whatnot) HERE’S MY DISCORD SERVER NAME ryia6993 LITTLE SPOILER ALERT AS YOU CONTINUE READING I'm going to drop a few hints. Maybe it will help maybe it won't. 1. Before Aurora met Hades she didn't give a fuck about anyone. 2. She did (started caring ) when she met Hades and it made her look somewhat ‘cliche’ wanting his attention and whatnot. 3. Apparently, it was a way to tame her. The bond. 4. She recollects herself but in Hades enemy's hands. 5. There happens to be a ‘Reverse Harem’ Hope this helps when you start reading.

"In "Chicken Suits and Cosmic Cluckles: A Fowl-tastic Adventure," it's August 16, 2038, and Ryuko Tsukasa finds himself aboard a spaceship hurtling through the cosmos in a chicken suit. Yes, you read that right. Earth has been thrown into chaos, gravity has gone wonky, and the world's in dire straits. The solution? Build a spaceship and embark on a cosmic scavenger hunt. But what no one could have predicted is that a bizarre experiment, involving chickens of all things, is responsible for the chaos that's turned the universe topsy-turvy. Ryuko, his brother Kaito, and a cast of quirky characters are packed into this poultry-themed spaceship, forced into a journey of absurd proportions. With an absurd sense of humor, surreal twists, and unexpected encounters with other cosmic oddities, "Chicken Suits and Cosmic Cluckles" is a rollicking journey through a world that takes absurdity to a whole new level. From clucking alarms to feathered frenzies, this tale will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and pondering the meaning of chicken suits in space. Buckle up for a clucking good time as our heroes uncover the hilarious and poultry-filled secrets behind the universe --all in the goal of somehow fixing the universe one cluck at a time!"

Some random otaku dies and suddenly appears in a ancient chinese cultivation knock off. (My other works are on hold due to school stuff, this is just for me to test whether I can write something set in china, like the current part of my Sign-In novel) (Upload schedule will be wonky due to exams and other fun things having to do with school)

Dawson and Sawyer have been friends since almost all their life. Right now, they're dating. All they do, though, is make love. Dawson always asks himself if he is in a real relationship, which causes problems. Dawson and Sawyer also have their little secrets. They both think they know every single thing about them and every single part of them, but apparently not. Between those secrets, one of them has superpowers and is being hunted down by a group of vampires. The other one, is a vampire. But not just an ordinary vampire, one that has fangs only when blood comes to his senses. These secrets have been waiting for years to be discovered by someone. Who will discover their other hidden secrets? When will they discover their hidden secrets? Author's Note: Keep in mind that I'm no professional writer, so I try to have the best grammatical skills! I also DON'T have this book planned out, so if the chapters are a little wonky, you know why now.

Death... is everywhere. There is no good, and bad in war. Only Death awaits them in the field. War is hell. Blood is everywhere. The Warfare, for supremacy and power. An alternative History of the World. The Rise of Evil. The Third Reich is coming. .... So we follow the story of a young man name Wilhem Weiß, as he was transporter in an alternative history of the world, what will he do? What will happen to him? (I don't own the cover picture here, if you're the owner of it, and you wanted to take down of it please inform me and thank you.) (Also, I'm not proficient in English and my grammar is wonky, I hope you forgive me for that, but I do hope you enjoy.)

Meet Garrick Emberfall, your not-so-typical bandit living the unprincipled life. Things take a wild turn when the notorious demon lord wakes up from his beauty sleep, and wouldn't you know it, only a hero can put him back to snoozing. Garrick, the last person you'd expect to play the hero, accidentally sends the kingdom's heroine, Sir Elyanah Valor, to early retirement. Enter the wonky hero system, slapping Garrick with the hero title. Confused as a cat in a dog park, Garrick's stuck with this hero gig, complete with a glowing mark and a whole lot of comedic chaos. His mission? Deal with demons, make bizarre allies like Rowan Shadowblade, and convince a kingdom that's convinced he's the next big thing. It's a slice of life gone haywire, an adventure that Garrick never signed up for, and a journey from unprincipled bandit to reluctant hero. Get ready for "Rising Shadows: Bandit's Reluctant Heroism" – where chaos reigns, laughter rules, and heroes come in the most unexpected packages.

"A dark past should never come in the way of love." "Then you've never heard of my past, cause otherwise, you'd never say that." *********************** Eto Mingzhu. A harsh, ruthless woman, who hides her pain behind a cold glare. A billionaire businesswoman, she is a person who has men and women dying over her beauty, but due to her cold personality and bitter attitude, she has been nick-named 'Ruthless Beauty.' Liang Tadeo. He is a millionaire playboy actor. With the whole nation fawning over his beauty, he goes through women like water, never sticking with one for more than a month. He is Mingzhu's polar opposite, but he too hides his pain, only that it's behind a dashing smile, which has earned him the title of the nation's heartthrob. 28 years ago, they were born in the same hospital, on the same day. The best of friends, they were practically inseparable, but 13 years ago, something happened. Liang Tadeo had thought that that chapter of his life was closed, that the pain he'd gone through was done and over with. But then he spilled his coffee on the one person he'd been told he would never see again. And he knows he's still in love with her. Eto Mingzhu is broken. Maybe beyond repair, but that's what she thinks. 13 years ago, when she got on that flight for London, she'd believed that it was all over. It took her 13 years to come back, and the first thing that happened to her was having coffee spilled on her. By the same person she had left behind. When they both are forced to act like they're in love, they're thrust into each other's life again, and this time, Tadeo will do his best to make sure, that she never abandons him again. ################## This is an original story by me (LeaSharma). It ain't a translation :) My update schedule is extremely wonky, since I'm a student, so it might be that I upload daily for like, a week, and then just disappear for a month due to exams and tests. So...I'm sorry.