German Joke

Xie Long couldn't be unluckier than anyone. Fate played a cruel joke on him as he was found with no ability to cultivate. Calamity struck his family when he was least prepared. He could only watch with endless fury and despair as his loved ones got slaughtered one by one. As death was about to embrace him, his fortune shone as he activated a treasure, his father had left him with. Follow Xie Long as he slaughtered through his enemies, obtained countless beauties in his path of conquest. With his insatiable ambition and sky reaching courage, he established himself as the Overlord of the starry sky. His rule, "Submit to me and prosper, defy me and death."

[Ding !! Euro Breather System Unlocked]  [One breath = 1 euro]  [Level 1 : Please use  100,000 Euros to level up] As Jack made his way back to his small apartment from his part-time work, he couldn't help but be amazed by a panel that materialized before his eyes. Despite his best efforts to dismiss the idea of such imaginary thing, his thrifty side begged him to believe in it. Coming from Australia after obtaining a scholarship to attend a highly esteemed German high school. All he had was a life without parents. He may expect his life to undergo a radical transformation now that he got a cheat system. Join my discord : https://discord.gg/aDAUyXxqEd Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. All characters, events, and organizations are imaginary and any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental. The narrative is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not reflect real-life occurrences or perspectives.

Dying a sacrifice to the gods after years of abuse, Lei Mingxing was unwilling! She went back ten years, swearing that she would escape that d*mn fate! Injured Meridians and Dantian, unable to cultivate? Pah! What a joke! Unloving and cruel family? She wouldn't even give them a glance! Scum fiance and Father-in-Law? Just look at her surpassing them! The Gods will cry in front of her resolve! ... A certain guy she saved a long the way: ... Don't strain yourself.

He was as ravishingly handsome as he was ruthlessly cruel, stopping at nothing to make her his. She, burdened with her family's enormous debt, found herself pleasing him against her will in an attempt to repay the sizable debt. Just when she thought that the demon had transformed into a good man, when their feelings were running high, She discovered that their so-called love was nothing but a joke, a sham played out entirely for show. So she left the man who had marked her with scars, only to return five years later with their child. How will they face the once-loved, once-hated past? And how will he try to win back her sincere heart?

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!! ——— ——— ——— Read My Review Gib Money - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

[WSA-2025-ENTRY] "Why? Just why?" "Why did I became this guy?" That was the first thing I said when I see myself on the mirrors reflection. Lucien Drelmont. A bottom-tier instructor at Noctis Ardentis Academy. A joke of a character. A corrupt, talentless noble despised by both students and faculty. He was one of the early game villain, that was destined to die, a stepping stone for the protagonist, a scapegoat for the Academy, no matter what way the game is played his death was destined. And now I need to survive as him, in this hellish academy. _____________________ [No Harem] [No Romance] [No NTR&Yuri] 2-4 chapter per day

Karl Wagner is a disgruntled middle-aged instructor at the Bundeswehr Command and Staff College. He finds himself concerned about the direction which the German nation is headed in—just as he is killed by a terrorist attack. Only to awaken and find himself reborn as an infant, Bruno von Zehntner, the youngest son of a noble family renowned for its part in the German war industry a few years after the founding of the German Empire. Bruno, as he is now known, desires to rewrite history and ensure the German Empire emerges victorious in the coming century. And in doing so, finds himself entrenched in a world filled with Blood and Iron!

“Welcome to your new world! This system is here to help you survive and thrive here, but you have one mission. Rebuild the German Reich!”. These are the words Bruno Richthofen, a history buff who dies during a terror attack abroad, sees after waking up on an unkown sandy beach. Using this new and mysterious system he has access to a mix technology; whether it be weapons and vehicles from the 1940-50s to early jets, or modern medicine to nation building tools. Follow Bruno as he navigates this unknown world of magic and early firearms to rebuild German Empire. Will he be able to build a lasting empire, or will it crumble at his feet. Warning: This novel features graphic content ranging from general violence and racism to gore and viscera. The setting is that of early 1700s, and features views and beliefs from that era. Authors note: This is my first book, and any recommendations or comments are welcome. I’m always looking to improve. Furthermore, the views shown in this book do not necessarily represent my own, and are there simply for authenticity sake regarding the era. For the time being I’ll be writing everything in the book before maybe using AI to help flush things out until it can get the hang of things, said chapters will be marked with “(ai)” in title. Thank you in advance for reading!

Ezra Vale, a high school otaku with a love for FPS games and a knack for cracking jokes, never imagined his gaming skills would amount to anything—until he and his classmates, along with their strict but kind teacher, are suddenly summoned to a fantasy world! Among them is his best friend, Arisa Tachibana, the school’s popular girl. Sweet and charming on the outside, but if you push the wrong buttons—her terrifying tsundere side emerges. Summoned by a desperate kingdom under siege, they are each granted unique blessings. While his classmates receive traditional warrior and mage abilities, Yuuto is bestowed the title of Magic Gunslinger, a rare gift allowing him to conjure and wield mystical firearms with unlimited ammunition. His seemingly overpowered skill catches the attention of the royal family, who plead for their aid in stopping the rising Demon King. As Yuuto embarks on his adventure, he finds himself forming unlikely friendships, battling formidable enemies, and even drawing the attention of powerful warriors and noble beauties. With a pistol in one hand and a joke on his lips, Yuuto is ready to prove that even an otaku with a love for shooting games can become a legendary hero! But with demons lurking in the shadows and secrets about their summoning yet to be uncovered, will Yuuto and his friends survive the trials ahead? Magic. Guns. Action. Tsundere rage. The ultimate isekai adventure begins!

Akira Shinjuku isn't your average teenager living in 1987 Japan. The world's greatest paranormal investigator working for the Bureau of Paranormal Extermination, he wields a divine superpower called a Rock Move, with his Rock Move, Footloose, being the strongest of them all. Aided by his doom and gloom girlfriend Amanda Valentine, his edgy as blades rival Rei Higashikata, his video game and cartoon obsessed alien best friend Josefumi Jirou, and a gambling addicted stoner German witch named Maria Elric, Akira is looking to avenge his father's death at the hands of Bruno, a mysterious hitman wearing a cartoonish dog mask. Fullfilling his destiny won't be easy, as devils, freaks, scary monsters and super creeps hinder his way. But with his trusty escrima sticks and his team, he can do anything. Manners. Maketh. Man. This is Silent November.

France, 1934. The scars of the Great War still shape the military minds of the Third Republic. Trapped in the past, its generals place their faith in fortifications and defensive warfare, while across the Rhine, a new German army rises, faster, deadlier, and ready to crush everything in its path. Into this world awakens Captain Étienne Moreau, a man who should not exist. He remembers another life, one where France falls in 1940, where German tanks storm through the Ardennes, bypassing the Maginot Line. One where his country surrenders in a matter of weeks. But here, now, he has a chance to stop it. As an officer in the 2nd Armored Division, he fights for reforms: pushing for mobile tank warfare, warning of Hitler’s growing ambitions, and challenging the high command’s obsession with World War I tactics. Yet, his ideas are dismissed as radical, madness from a young officer who "thinks he knows war." Surrounded by political intrigue, military infighting, and rising fascism, Moreau must carefully navigate the system, winning allies among future leaders like Charles de Gaulle, while avoiding suspicion from the French High Command. His knowledge is a double-edged sword, if he is too aggressive, he risks being labeled a traitor. If he does nothing, he will live to see France burn. As war draws closer, Moreau faces a terrifying question: Can history be changed? Or is France doomed to fall, no matter what he does? Time is running out. The Blitzkrieg is coming. And he may be France’s last chance to fight back. -------------- For Extra Support (If you want to) https://www.paypal.me/Clausmic 200 Power Stone - 1 Bonus Chapter Gift from 500 till 1000 Coin - 1 Bonus Chapter Gift from 1000 till 2000 coins - 2 Bonus Chapter Castle Gifting - 4 Bonus Chapter Beyond that - 8 Bonus Chapter. (I am poor and studying so don't say I am greedy which I am not)

Three teenagers being reincarnated into a fantasy world, a joke fantasy adventure based off a DnD campaign between good friends.

Edward Kownf is a very skilled soldier in the German army. He woke up in 2565. And now he is the only human . He has to work with his robots and clones This story will have a Multiverse anime crossover World travel

I once believed I was the heroine of a modern fairytale, blessed with beauty, wealth, intelligence, and a powerful legacy. Men adored me, women envied me, and I was engaged to the most desirable man, Cole Fay. My life seemed perfect, a dream where I held the starring role. But on my eighteenth birthday, that illusion crumbled. The truth hit me hard: I wasn't the protagonist, nor even the villain or a side character. I was just cannon fodder, a disposable part of someone else's story. But when fate recognized the cruel joke of my life, I was granted a second chance. This time, I'll write my own story, living for myself. And this time . . . I will never love you again.

In Nazi-occupied France, a young woman, Adeline Beaumont finds her life completely changed when her family is forced to share their home with a German Officer, Wilhelm von Haeften. Initially fueled by hatred, their relationship unexpectedly blossomed into a forbidden love amidst the brutality of war. But as the French resistance intensifies and the horrors of occupation deepen, Adeline must choose between her burgeoning feelings and her loyalty to her country. Will their forbidden love survive the escalating conflict? Or will the shadow of war tear them apart forever? Discover a story of defiance, sacrifice and a love that dares to bloom in the darkest of times

A one shot that turned into a story. Luka Zoric receives the abilities of some of the best Brazilian players to ever play the beautiful game. Struggling in the Manchester United U16 teams he wows with his newfound abilities and lands himself a move to the German club Dortmund.

Banri Takasawa, a cheerful student who loves joking around, secretly harbors feelings for Alya, a beautiful girl in his class who is shy, elegant, and has a tsundere side. Despite Alya’s reputation for keeping her distance from others, Banri refuses to give up on getting closer to her. Through brief conversations and discussions about Alya’s favorite books, Banri gradually begins to understand Alya’s calm yet mysterious world. Will his efforts to win Alya’s heart bear sweet fruit, or will they instead make Banri realize the boundaries between affection and reality?

"I think am in love with Ishtar's husband," Nadia Browne said suddenly, and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

1918. The empire is dying. In the mud-soaked trenches of the Western Front, a young German soldier watches the world around him collapse. But where others see defeat, he sees opportunity. War is not the end, it is only the beginning. As nations crumble and ideologies take root, he will carve his name into history with steel, fire, and blood. Through cunning, violence, and ruthless ambition, he will rise from the ruins of Germany’s defeat, shaping the world in his image. History remembers monsters. He will make sure it remembers him. Warning: This story contains themes of war, political extremism, and moral corruption.

My name is Ralph, you already know my life story. I'll bet you've met 7 other guys who share it. Bright ideals crushed by the weight of reality. As inevitable as it was cruel. And yet when that miserable life was meant to reach its end, I was given another chance. A chance to live again as the spoiled princess of a fantasy kingdom. If I'm honest, it felt a bit like the universe was playing a cruel joke on me. Still I had to persevere, or what, would I just waste my life again?

A person was rambling about the definition of perspective and a glimpse of his ideal in this series. However, being stuck here obstructed him from continuing to develop his series so he started to refer to those cliché isekai stories out there as a joke; since they are similar to his situation. As the last result, he jumped but got interfered with by Vaccine, an original character from this work, who came out of nowhere. *** Caution: This novel has many breaking 4th wall which not the only things will make you confused. A Prequel of Perspective: The Catastrophe (coming soon). Perspective: The Lost Record is a work following the series, Perspective.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

We all know about the German war machine and the famous big cats that they made. However, the Jagdpanzer 38t or as we know it, the Hetzer was not something nearly as famous. Often disliked by their crew due to the cramped interior and gun-position, this small terror is often forgotten from history. However for Oberleutnant Hans Ulster this machine was something majestic and beautiful. Join him as he navigates a new and unknown world along with his trustworthy partner the Jagdpanzer 38t, Hetzer.

Artie had lived her whole life feeling like a joke. Whether it came to her full name, her parents ‘abandoning’ her and her next door neighbours taking her in, or finding out that her lover was part of a cult and was cheating on her. Said lover then stabbed her. It felt like she just couldn’t catch a break. So when she found herself in a puddle of her own blood, staring up at a fake painted sky, she could only find humour in the situation, and prayed that the next life was kinder. Only she woke up. In the same body, with the same stab wound, only in a world full of magic, swords, and a dead King Arthur? Yup. The round table existed, the knights existed, and so did everyone of legend that she’d heard about as a child. Only it was the beginning of their tales. Nothing had happened yet, except the formation of Camelot, the crowning of the King, and then the sudden death of the King of Legend, King Arthur Pendragon. She would have thought this was another cruel joke if everyone wasn’t wandering around in mourning clothes. If this was a practical joke, it wasn’t a very funny one. Artie was tired. She’d already spent almost a decade working as a police officer, and then a detective, so she felt like she had earned her peace. Especially after all the shit she’d been put through, but someone had different plans. And Artie’s life wasn’t quite done yet. In fact, it seemed like in the eyes of the creatures of this world, this was where she was always meant to be. The time she spent getting her ass handed to her in the other dimension? Just a warm up. And now she was expected to just…go along with what everyone else wanted her to do? Including magical beings who were responsible for taking her from one dimension to another. Artie felt like she was in over her head, even if there were several concerned, attractive knights around her. She wasn’t sure if she was going to run away from all the new responsibilities, or embrace them. She wasn’t a rule breaker by nature, but maybe now was the time to change?

Zhu Feiying, a girl studying at the Magic Academy in China suddenly had her phone hacked. Thinking that it was a prank created by her friends, she went along with the joke, but when she started chatting with the person named Qin Yan... "Huh, You're really are from a different world." Zhu Feiying said, looking at the handsome prince wearing knight armor. Qin Yan looked at the beautiful girl wearing a dress that looked like a phoenix with a deep look.

I think I have an obsession for rabbits, fussy tailed, always curious, never stopping running all over the place, rabbits… Then one day as a joke, I decided to call my partner, for life, Bunny Barlow….. Him, calling me Bunny Rose…. Mrs Bunny Rose Barlow…..

They call him The Garbage Man. A name that sounds like a joke—until you realize what it means. He doesn’t clean filth. He doesn’t fix what’s broken. He removes what shouldn’t exist. No hesitation. No morality. If a world spirals beyond reason, if a being grows too absolute—he is sent to erase it. Not by choice. Not by fate. By The Workshop. It watches the multiverse. It does not create. It does not destroy. It decides. In a world where power decides everything, he walks alone. No cause. No loyalty. No chains. Just an unshakable will and the resolve to carve his path—no matter the cost. If you’ve heard his name, it’s already too late.

Have you heard of the jester and his king ? Apparently, the emperor couldn't take the cosmic joke. So he beheaded himself, leaving the crown for the clown to wear. Set eons after the grand apocalypse where Mother Nature deemed humans as parasites. All the continents merged into a Pangea island called Methuselah, where the symbol of status and power are arcane capabilities Called Qualia. In a coastal city facing the dangers of a mad sea. Rei Atlas, a fisherman, awakens his qualia abilities. But, they have negative value. How can the system handle such an anomaly?