Vampire Jokes

Arthur reinhart is a vampire . His father was a great leader . His father fought with the humans on the front lines to overcome the Draxians but what he got in return death..at the age of 18 arthur was taken to the military University for training where he met a few friends . Will he be able to avenge his father or will met the same fate

This is the story of a doctor girl named Kashmira and her two friends Jiya and Drishti. But the main character of the story is Kartik, who meets Kashmira. Both of them fell in love, but suddenly Kartik came to know something that he left Kashmira and ran away and swore never to come to Queen City. What happened that Kartik suddenly left Kashmira and swore never to come? After some time, Kashmira gets a chance to meet a real vampire. After all, what will happen next in her life?

Emma Hayes never imagined that her simple life as a cleaner would intertwine with danger, power, and forbidden attraction losing her mother at an early age, she had a lot of responsibilities she had to take care of herself also with her poor father's support. . Her mysterious boss, Alexander, radiates cold authority, but his occasional soft glances unsettle her. After a strange encounter that leaves her shaken, Emma’s life changes forever. But Alexander is hiding a dark secret: he’s a powerful vampire who is a normal CEO in the day, but a ruthless vampire at night and succumbing to his own desires. As the supernatural world closes in, Emma and Alexander must navigate their feelings while facing life-threatening challenges.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e

Bound by a centuries-old peace treaty, the Atkinsons are one of the chosen families whose daughters are sacrificed to vampires to maintain the fragile truce between two worlds. Aurora is the current generation's sacrifice. She was supposed to become a vampire's pet. However, because of her defiance, she ends her life and wishes for the demise of the Atkinson, the family that controlled her entire life. However, what Aurora wanted didn't happen. Instead, a new soul awakens in her body, taking her burdens. Trapped in the same chains, the new Aurora doesn't want to follow the path laid before her. Now, she must navigate a deadly game of survival, rebellion in the shadow of her predecessor's sacrifice. Will the new Aurora escape? Or will she be trapped with a vampire that threatens her life and controls her choices?

Year 1540 Nicole is a lowly human from the mainland trying to make ends meet as she would often paint for middle and high-class people sometimes even Purebloods which was rare in her case. She receives little money which doesn’t financially support her living. Until one day she received an invitation from the Snow Kingdom to paint the great Lord Jasper Gervassius. She reaches the kingdom and Meets Lord Jasper in the hopes of making a big income she receives more than what she bargains for. ---------------------------------- Teaser: Jasper placed both of his hands on either side of Nicole's head trapping her with his body. He stared down at her looking at his sweet innocent lamb, he couldn't help but smile at her widely. Her doe-like eyes staring back at him only made him want to devour her "Why do you play these games with me darling you know I don't like it. I think you forgot who you're dealing with." He leaned down against her lips slightly flicking his tongue in her mouth making her crave for more."My Quahneah Woman" Nicole gasped in shock as she wondered how he knew her tribe's name. Before she could say another Jasper had cupped her cheek softly placing his lips on hers and kissing her softly as he slowly removed his hands against the wall. He was wrapping his arms around her waist bringing her body closer to his as there was no space between them. As they continued Nicole started to become breathless pulling herself back to breathe, she couldn't help but look up to see Jasper looking at her with a smile that was Duchenne. His purple orbs looked into her seeing the love and adorn affection he was showing her.  "Jasper I have a question to ask you" Jasper hummed waiting for her question" What are we going to do about the tirade ." Jasper's smile suddenly became sinister as he narrowed his eyes "Why don't you leave that to me, darling."

Alexander has vampire powers like great strength and speed. Aria is a strong - willed valkyrie with combat and magic skills. They face numerous challenges together - magic duels, betrayals from all sides. In this land full of magic rules, they grow while dealing with love - hate relationships and taming mythical creatures.

Orphaned in a world where the people gain classes through the drawing of a lottery, Draig a Vampire born amidst mortals must face the world and struggle with his Vampire heritage along with a odd System that was matched with him. All the while trying to survive against those who persecute his monster Heritage.

The vampire Marquis Jiska crosses a thousand years in search of his beloved Chen Shanyi, enduring misunderstandings and obstacles, ultimately becoming united with her.

Chifuyu’s life is flipped upside down when he’s brought into the world of hunters and vampires. His tale will bring happiness, laughter, sadness, and pain to himself as well as those around him. A new journey begins. I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com *** Hello to all those reading and thank you for taking the time to check out my series. This is my first story that I'm posting online and I am serious about writing Vampire Legacy to be the best it can be. Though I do need to make clear that the first 100-200 chapters will be a mix of comedy and serious arcs. This will be a fantasy action story just as much as a comedy/slice of life story until the true plot kicks in. I plan to go all in with the comedy, then when we get to a certain turning point, the breaks will not stop with 13 long continuous serious arcs that will go until the finale. This novel will definitely be at least 500 chapters. I hope you all stay and see what I have to offer. *The cover is fanart for the anime The Case Study of Vanitas. I’m using it instead of the basic book cover until I draw the key visual myself.*

Tayar is currently embroiled in a brutal war. The races of light are on the verge of exterminating the races of the fallen. Led by humans with fearsome powers from another world, their victory becomes more and more assured with every passing battle. But when the last member of a now extinct race of fallen suddenly appears, the entire world will be turned upon it's head. ——————————— Additional Tags : Monster Girls, Some Yuri later in the story

[Warning: This novel features Mature Content 18+] Separating from her mother after 11 years brought out a lot of change in Ayana. Her cheerful self was gone, she was quieter and reversed. When she thought everything would change for the better, she was betrothed to a vampire. It was a political marriage. If that was not the worst, that man hated humans. The rumors said he killed humans just for pleasure. Just when Ayana thought she was ready, life gives her another surprise, her husband is a handsome swindler that likes to aggravate her with his sweet talk. He is an expert actor who likes to pretend his love for her. Can she resist her husband's charm and walk out of the marriage with an intact heart? Excerpt: “I will go first. I, Luca Winter, would assist and help Ayana Winter on her revenge plan and would never harm and hurt her. In return, I will ask for something Ayana Winter possesses and she had to give it to me willingly as the payment of my help.” Luca said casually. Ayana frowned as she looked at Luca. “Is it my father's journal?" Ayana said as she looked at the man, voicing her suspicion. Ayana noticed as the man's smile freeze for a millisecond. The man tried to act casual, but Ayana has got her answer. Ayana smiled as she finally got the response. The man was after her father’s mysterious journal. “I will give it to you if it is on my hand,” Ayana said still with a smile on her face, "and if not, you would have to ask for another thing with a similar value, take it or leave it." In her heart, Ayana promised to herself that she would never claim the book as hers, therefore Luca would never have a chance to claim it as his. She cannot believe the man, but she knew she needed his help if she wanted to make evident progress in her plan.

Zack never imagined that Vampires and magic are real,the king had been lost in the mortal realm for to long. The creatures of the night, need the king of Vampires to bring order to the realm of the Lands of Night. When Zack discovers he is the Vampire King,he is pulled into a world of magic and monsters,he must rise to the challenge and embrace what fate has decided for him,before darkness falls and all is lost to the Shadow king, and his demons forever.

EXCERPT: “At first, all I wanted was to satisfy my curiosity by finding out who he is. But the more we keep crossing paths, the more my feelings starts to grow. There is something about him that draws me every time, something I am going to find out.” _Scarlet Winters “You died, Scarlet. You would never have made it alive even if you were taken to the hospital. I had to save you with my blood and now, you are a vampire like me. You showed symptoms only after four years. You are turning.” _Damien Grey * You would probably want to ask these questions; Why? Who is Scarlet? What is she like? What is her relationship with Damien? Why did I come across this book? Will it be a good read?... Why not try the first ten chapters and see if you would love to continue reading?

Kiran, a 16 year old boy who's bored of his casual life is about to die. He doesn't know this however. After being accidentally killed Kiran starts his weird journey in a new world...as a...Vampire?!?! Follow his journey of power and success in his this new world! Oh, and don't worry there's many enemies ahead! 'Although Kiran doesn't know so don't tell him okay?' The Journey starts NOW!!!

Are Werewolves and Vampires real? Liam an ordinary university student suddenly had his view of the world shattered within 24 hours. His cherished grandmother was killed right in front of him by a monster. His best friend suddenly became a Vampire and nearly killed him due to the insatiable hunger of blood. In search for revenge, Liam discovers that he was a "Spec" - People with extraordinary abilities. When he tried to discover what he really was, he discovers that he had a split of himself living inside of him. A stubborn monster child that has his looks. "I spawned in a brainless human." The baby said shortly after he came to being. Trust me, the thrill is worth it!

My MC Draig is back in another start struck adventure. After many requests on the reboot I have decided to bring back the original with a few minor differences. Draig is a troubled youth chosen to receive a class, thinking it was his moment of glory he was distraught to find out he had received a Vampire Class. Now as the city turns against him how will he carry himself, will he become a Monster like the people think or will he rise above it and become their greatest protector. Alas it is hard to tell with a heritage like his, so come along and enjoy the adventure that inspired my contracted novel System of a Vampire.

“A vampire’s mind, consumed by malice, Its only care for its own, cold and callous. The woods, hold their own darkness, A presence lurking, hidden and mysterious. The empire, bears a twisted malice, Hidden in the shadows. And yet within that darkened non-beating heart, A ray of love shone, Between the vampire and the human, A flame that burned strong and true. Their love, a light in the darkness, A hope in the abyss."

In the year 2157, humanity had colonized several planets in the distant reaches of the Galaxy. Jaxon jax a skilled vampire hunter stood at the edge of the rooftop. as he was gazing out at the cityscape his device beeped and he answered, he have got a report of a vampire attack. jax eyes norrowed

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Lucas lives a monotonous, uneventful life in a modern city. Day after day, he goes through the motions—working a dull office job, surrounded by a world that feels more like a routine than a real life. He longs for excitement, purpose, and meaning, but the weight of his ordinary existence pulls him deeper into apathy. One morning, however, everything changes in an instant. Without warning, Lucas finds himself inexplicably transported into the body of Roderic, the young and powerful prince of Blackmountain, a medieval kingdom steeped in ancient traditions and secrets. Confused and disoriented, Lucas quickly realizes that his old life has vanished. Now, he must navigate the complex world of royalty, politics, and the dangerous forces hidden within the kingdom. As Roderic, he is thrust into a new world full of luxury, danger, and intrigue. But things take a dark turn when Roderic is betrayed and murdered by those closest to him, only to be resurrected as a vampire by a mysterious ritual. The life he once knew is gone forever, and now, with a thirst for revenge, Roderic must confront his new reality, along with the vampires and powerful enemies lurking in the shadows of his kingdom.

Afraid of the light, addicted to blood, and immortal… When Ke Lin transmigrated to this world, he realized that he seemed to fit all the characteristics of vampires. But the problem is, he couldn’t find any records about vampires in this world! Could it be that he is the first-ever vampire in this world? He had no predecessors to guide him. And there was no system to help him. In order to understand the powers and limitations of vampires in this world, Ke Lin had no choice but conduct experiments on himself and observe the reactions of his body: [Under direct sunlight, power levels decreased by 30%] [Throat, heart, and brain are no longer fatal weaknesses] [Ordinary foods will no longer satiate hunger, only blood can restore stamina] [Holy water… wait what? Who fed me holy water!!!

Lurking in the shadows, there is a Vampire who has no desire to consume Human blood. Because he loves SAUSAGE.

"In the depths of the forbidden, Alice and Mia discover a realm of shadows and desire. Their presence ignites a maelstrom of evil forces, and a vampire emerges, embodying the darkness that has consumed them. As they succumb to the vampire's charms, they must confront the darkness within themselves?