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``` [Novel urban paling hot tahun 2022] Untuk menyelamatkan seseorang, seorang anak laki-laki miskin secara tak terduga mendapatkan Darah Naga sebagai penguat tubuh dan bahkan tidur dengan seorang wanita CEO yang cantik. Oleh putaran takdir, dia menjadi pengawal wanita CEO tersebut, dimulailah perjalanan luar biasa penuh kesuksesan. CEO wanita, "Datang ke kamarku malam ini untuk membahas pekerjaan." Long Fei, "Apa kamu mencoba membunuhku? Membahas pekerjaan setiap hari selama sebulan, tidakkah kamu bisa memberiku jeda?" ```

"Das neue Buch 'Gescholten wie der Stern des Todes - Alle Großen der Hauptstadt wollen mich verderben' ist jetzt erhältlich!" Auch bekannt als "Reborn Era: Reich werden mit dem Check-In-System". [Ein körperlich starkes weibliches Kraftpaket gegen einen rachsüchtigen, sarkastischen und eleganten männlichen Protagonisten] Nach einer Laborexplosion kehrt Lin Tang in diese verarmte Ära zurück und ist an ein Check-in-System gebunden. Bevor sie das Geschenkpaket für die Neuankömmlinge in Empfang nehmen kann, kommt ihr Verlobter, der sich selbstbewusst gibt, um die Verlobung zu lösen. Der Grund: Er ist dabei, sich einen festen Job zu sichern. Lin Tang sieht den einfachen, aber selbstsicheren Mann an, spitzt leicht ihre roten Lippen und sagt: "...Schluss machen!" Weniger als einen Monat später wurde ihr Ex-Verlobter aus irgendeinem Grund gefeuert. Lin Tang machte einen Spaziergang durch den Bezirk und wurde leitender Angestellter der Rundfunkstation in der Textilfabrik. Interne OS des Ex-Verlobten: Ist es jetzt zu spät, sich zu versöhnen? - Diese Zeiten waren hart! Obwohl sie von ihren drei großen Brüdern und ihren Eltern sehr geschätzt wurde, brauchte man für alles, von Lebensmitteln über Kleidung bis hin zu Seife, Gutscheine... Selbst ein sparsamer Lebenswandel konnte die miserable Lage nicht lindern. Beim Anblick des schwarzen Breis in der Schüssel verstummte Lin Tang: "......". Zum Glück hatte sie ein System! Brauchen Sie etwas? Einfach einchecken, um es zu bekommen. - Viele Jahre später. Ein gut aussehender Mann schaute seine zierliche Frau mit dem hellen Teint an und schaffte es, sein Gesicht nicht zu verziehen, als er sagte: "Ich habe gehört, du kannst ein Wildschwein mit nur zwei Schlägen ausschalten?" Lin Tangs Augen funkelten, ihre Finger übten sanft Kraft aus, und der Emaillekrug in ihrer Hand verformte sich. Sie antwortete streng: "Unsinn! Glauben Sie nicht an diese Gerüchte. Wir sind zivilisierte Menschen und können nicht so barbarisch sein!"

Arriving in a new world where the steam industry was booming, he inherited a three-story apartment on the capital's royal square, took in someone else's cat, and listened to the whispers at his ear, ready to witness this mysterious and bizarre era. The epic of the Sixth Era was about to commence, and behind the curtain, The Chosen One was destined to step into legend. Old Gods, Relics, steam, witches, detectives, ancient secrets, the Era's brilliance... "Would you like to play a round of Roder Cards?" Time engraved the hours, as Silvermoon illuminated the shadows. I compose your legend, you whisper your verses to me.

The Buddha said all beings are equal, so why then does he sit high on the peak of Mount Meru, issuing commands and directions? Tathagata, you owe me five hundred years! A Monkey King who could recall past and present lives, this time, could he leap out of Tathagata's palm? … [Guaranteed three updates every day, never to fall behind, or may I chop off my own hand.]

Having transmigrated into the world of Journey to the West and become Tang Monk, equipped with a gaming system that allows for battling demons and leveling up, while looting equipment, from then on, the demons on the path to the Western Heaven were in danger. Monk Sha: Big Brother, it's not good, another demon has been captured by Master. Tang Monk: You all listen to me today, it's not you protecting your master on his journey to the Western Heaven to seek scriptures, but rather your master has to drag you all along, you know? Without you, your master alone would have fought, uh, made it to the Western Heaven by now...

Traversing worlds with the Immortal Sword slaying demons, it was not until a monkey who claimed to be the Monkey King appeared before Lu Yu that he realized he had come to the world of Journey to the West. Striving for supremacy along the Human Path, the secrets of Journey to the West unrevealed, cutting off heaven and earth, the Three Realms were isolated.

After Sun Wukong obtained the simulator of life across myriad heavens and changed his own destiny, he began touring through the various heavens, and most of the time, he was a bystander. Myriad Heavens Flow........

“Great Saint, why did you follow that thieving baldy to rob the sacred mountain?” “Ah, it’s a long story. Back then, that thieving baldy grabbed my neck and asked me, ‘Are you coming with me to the Western Heaven, or should I send you to the Western Heaven...’” “What about you, Marshal Tianpeng?” “He said he was afraid of getting hungry on the way to the West, so he brought some dry rations along.” “...” This is a story filled with joy, scheming, and relentless teasing all the way through.

Chen Nuo had transmigrated to the Primordial World and surprisingly opened a shop right next to Patriarch Bodhi’s Taoist temple. Unexpectedly, the first visitor wasn’t Patriarch Bodhi, but a monkey, who traded three strands of its fur for a plate of egg-fried rice, then its eyes emitted golden lights! From then on, there was no more Great Sage Equalling Heaven Sun Wukong, only the Godly Chef Sun Wukong! Buddhism was utterly baffled, what was this situation, where was my Journey to the West, where was the grand flourishing of Buddhism? Haotian was utterly baffled, "Fuck, where is everyone? How come there’s no one in the vast Heavenly Court?" The immortals: "Who’s still in Heavenly Court now? Of course, we’re all going to eat!"

Xia Yue feels her life is as melodramatically convoluted as a novel. The family that raised her for more than twenty years isn't truly hers, and she's merely a counterfeit rich girl. After confirming she's indeed not a child of the Xia family, she takes the initiative and moves out, making space for the real heiress. And then, she gets knocked out by an object in the courtyard of her new home, and ends up being bound to a system. This system has no sense of martial morality, even going as far as imposing tasks on her forcibly. But the system doesn't care about her complaints, constantly pestering her. Xia Yue is so annoyed, it's giving her a headache. So, she decides to get rid of the system.

"Art has nine categories, and I will recreate them one by one before you," "My name is the God of Fiction, and I hold sway over all the dreams in this universe... now choose from the nine great arts." "Choose literature, and you are not allowed to demand updates." "Choose music, and you will become addicted." "Choose painting, and you will descend into madness." "Choose sculpture, and you will become as handsome as the statues themselves." "......." "Choose gaming... oh my friend, do you need to top up? Just top up, and be happy for seven days!"

Who would think he get reincarnated as a fish now he has to try to get the affection of the 5 Prince to survive.

The world covered in ice and snow was the pinnacle of harsh conditions, follow along as our protagonist navigates through blizzards, political intrigue, and the many people who fight to survive every single day just for a morsel of food.

A high-elven family was forced to leave their homeland of Svearania after one of their members committed a crime. They traveled to the Far West and settled in the dangerous country of Columbia.

Have you ever felt a love so strong that you just want to be swept off your feet by the other person? And have you ever felt a sadness so profound because the person you love is Fictional? But, have you ever wondered what would happen if a Fictional charecter fell in love with YOU and just as you dream of your happily ever after with him there he is, standing outside your window, waiting for you to say 'yes' so that he could take you to the land of your dreams?

¿Por qué a todo lo que entregamos nuestra pasión y dedicación, acaba por quemarnos?¿Por que cuando llegas a tener todo lo que amas, te lo arrebatan sin piedad alguna? Un día puedes estar feliz e y intentado crear una boda maravillosa, y al otro estar sufriendo, por la desaparición de esta. El amor puede ser efímero, dos mundos muy diferentes. Serán capaz de volver a confiar, en aquello que se les arrebato con tanto dolor. Una historia que muestra como nuestros protagonistas, luchar por volver a creer en aquello que se les arrebato y confiar uno en el otro, para que no vuelva a suceder.

Jiang Jing Jing is a young genius, a sudden accident made her parents to ascend and she is left alone to fight for herself and search for her elder brothers in the vast cultivation world of beast in both animal and human form. she makes her own space realm after acquiring the laws of the space and makes it a paradise for herbs and beasts. Making contract with divine artifacts and unique beast she becomes the youngest cultivator the become a great martial aunt of the Tianji sect. After encounters rare treasures one after another she becomes the golden koi fish of the cultivation world, transcending heaven and earth to become a powerful cultivator. She saves her brothers from doom and makes her enemies vanish from the face of the world.

We follow the male lead the now lord of the great noble house Carmine. We watch as he goes from his domain to all around the kingdom. Intrigue and slaughter are on the horizon. Will house Carmine survive? Will they become independent or will they be loyal to the end? You'll have to find out.

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A rundown company goes into rampant when they find out that their new boss is actually an ALIEN?! This leads to the manager going bold, the workers causing a natural disaster and a mentally deranged man turning into a supreme leader! . . . . "Isn't this...a bit too much?" "You either have this or have Raz's 10, 000 words describing how great he is." "..." "Good point."

Guanzhong is a Dao ke, a sward man, he used to be a bounty hunter, untill he meet this boy, Xuanzang, then the jouney begin,

Standing on the battlefield of Afghanistan in 1981, the bearded Muhammad looked serious and carried the RPG on his shoulder. The crushing of the T-62, the bombing of the Hind, and the roar of the Shile River would not make the Afghan guerrillas surrender! Drive away the Soviets and liberate Afghanistan! Defeat India and India and dominate South Asia! Inadvertently, Muhammad became the de facto ruler of Afghanistan. Inadvertently, Muhammad was pushed to the position of President of Pakistan by the coup soldiers. Inadvertently, Muhammad divided India into several pieces, leaving only a tiny place for India. Even the American aircraft carrier formation was swept back to America by the roaring waves of the Indian Ocean. The Indian Ocean is Muhammad's backyard!

After waking up with no memories of who he is or where he comes from, Avery Reed finds himself covered in blood, torn clothes, pains all over his body and surrounded by strange people whose language he cannot understand. After a little investigation, Avery realizes that he had been transmigrated into a strange world filled with mystical creatures and people with supernatural powers called The Foci. Avery, however, has no time to relax as he is thrown into different situations that tests his strength and willpower, unlocking memories from his past as a skilled fighter and in a pivotal moment, becoming a Foci with the power to…

just as if controlled by an unknown force Adeline began to convulse vigorously as she reached her climax. As she steadied herself underneath Dileon, she took his hot pulsating shaft in her hand rubbing it upwards and downwards causing Dileon to moan with great pleasure. After several actions he exploded with a loud roar spraying his hot juices all over Adeline's bosom. The heat that had built up in him subsided immediately. Dileon lessened his weight on Adeline as he kissed and caressed her. Suddenly, the door burst open banging against the wall as the lights went on violently. Dileon immediately threw overcoat over Adeline covering covering hair down past her knees and her face showing only here ankle down the foot. King Nero matched in angrily followed by Queen Elizabeth and some other Court officials. A sharp voice was heard approaching from the back, it's sounded more like Princess Genevia. "See! there is the prince of Hillcrest define a woman and not just any woman, the first princess of Ghany. He had her drunk and decided to defile her right under our noses." Princess Genevia accused pointing. ”What is this prince?!!!" King Nero fumed seeing Dileon half naked. “What is this supposed to mean? who else would I be with if not my lady? "Dileon glared at the king with such animosity.“he lies to you father, I saw him drag Veronic here into this very room" Geneva continued to blurt. “quiet you! "King Nero command. King Nero pissed up a little and immediately stopped in a structure upon realizing adelines fair foot and weak ankle which she possessed. The Court officials gasped with surprise and humor as they realized the now shredded dress which Princess Adeline wore. “ That is Adeline my daughter! what have you made us do?" he felt ashamed of interrupting. Tilting up his head he wore an apologetic face with disappointment etched , "couldn't you two wait any longer?" He asked Dileon softly of course not expecting a respond. Dileon shrugged with a victorious smirk on his face.........................................

Currently getting a head start. If you read the description like a member of the italian mob on a tv show, somehow, it just fits. A man with a big stick turns into a stick himself. He plays a shamelessly titled VRMMORPG, Not-so-new Bull Shit Online. He saves the world. Bada-bing, Bada-boom. The ladies love ‘im. Please don’t pay for this, I don’t need money. I don’t need powerstones, you hear me? Just comment and I’ll push the contract date as long as I can. Comments are amazing, even if they’re stupid, short-sighted, ignorant, and hogwash. Even if you only have time to comment the letter ‘q,’ I’ll take it. Rated M for Mothers.

Jing Yun looked at the scene before him. The prince who was supposed to fall in love with the sleeping princess was making love eyes at the frog. "Fuck." Yu Xian cursed—out of the three of them, she was always the quickest to think, so it wasn't a suprise that she was the first to realize how badly they messed up. He could already see her scrambling towards Gu Feng, probably to choke the other, but Jing Yun was still processing everything so he's not in the right state to stop her. After a couple of minutes, he could hear a cry coming from the corner, though he barely managed to register it, too focused on the sight of the prince currently making out with the frog. "YOU BASTARD! YOU GAVE HIM THE WRONG POTION!!!" . . . The Matchmaking Agency, an organization with the sole purpose of tying the heart's of people, and making the love blossom, despite this, the agency and it's workers does everything, well...except for that purpose. "We set off a bomb, pissed off a god, messed with an Empire and now we're inside a monster's mouth...are you sure this has anything to do with love?" Jing Yun asked as he looked at his fellow workmates—the three of them were currently floating on a green liquid, probably the monster's saliva. "Love is complicated." "We're going to die! STOP TALKING AND DO SOMETHING!!!" Jing Yun contemplated on Yu Xian's wistful answer and then to Gu Feng's life and death scream. With a nod, Jing Yun concluded: Love is really complicated. "Stop with that bullshit, we're being eaten alive for fuck's sake!" Truly complicated.

When I woke up, I was in the shape of a fish in the river. Why did I look like a fish, and who am I in the first place? While leaving only the memory of being human in the previous life and being puzzled by the loss of all memories of himself, the days of hunting for prey to live in the world to live have begun. And it seems that this small fish can become a dragon as it evolves. When I heard that from the skill of “voice of heaven” and had the purpose of living, I went to enjoy this world. This story is about a small fish aiming to become a dragon.